historical royal courier
Chapter 116 Tooth extraction (2nd update, humble author, ask for tickets online!)
Chapter 116 Tooth Extraction (Second update, humble author, ask for tickets online!)
"Guanguan, why are you here!"
Seeing Zhao Heng walk in suddenly, Cao Lili panicked immediately, and pretended to convey the order in front of the emperor. It seems that he is going to be cold here today!
"Cao Shangshu, you are really a roundworm in my stomach. I heard it all outside, and I didn't even agree or disagree, but you already knew it. Hehe, amazing!"
Because of being too angry, Zhao Heng unconsciously used the title "Zhen".
"Hehe, it's the duty of a courtier to solve problems for officials."
"Oh, is that so, then I just want to kill the unhealthy trend in the court recently, but I have lost a model to kill chickens and monkeys. How about Mr. Cao share my worries?"
Upon hearing that Zhao Heng wanted to punish him, Cao Li immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed and confessed to Zhao Heng.
"Officials, the minister is guilty, the minister falsely passed on the official orders, shameless to see you adults in the court, let alone face the officials, please punish the officials!"
Although he said so, Cao Li knew in his heart that something might happen to him this time, but if he admits his mistake now, if he is lucky, he can be assigned to be a magistrate somewhere, and he can be a local emperor in the future.
"Punishment, of course you must be punished. Falsifying the emperor's will is a crime of extermination, but I think you are sincere, and I will only kill you today!"
Dare to reconcile with the Liao Kingdom, this is destroying Zhao Heng's lifelong dream!
Obviously, it won't be long before the Liao Kingdom can be wiped out, and then the world will be unified, and Zhao Heng and his father, the emperor, and the second brother Zhao have not been able to complete. You Cao Li used to reconcile. If Zhao Heng doesn't kill you, who will you kill?
"what?"
Hearing the punishment, Cao Li raised his head in surprise, wondering if he heard it wrong. Then when he saw Zhao Heng's fierce eyes, he immediately realized that Zhao Heng was serious.
"Officials, the ancestral precepts must not be violated. The Song Dynasty ruled the world with the scholar-bureaucrats, and the scholar-bureaucrats cannot be punished. Your treatment like this will hurt the hearts of scholars all over the world!"
In desperation, Cao Li told all these unspoken rules of the Song Dynasty in order to save his life.
"Don't talk nonsense, the old minister is not sad."
Kou Zhun, who was watching the play on the sidelines, suddenly waved his hands endlessly, giving Cao Li a magic touch.
"Yes, yes, neither do we!"
Seeing Zhao Heng's distorted face in anger, everyone knew that Zhao Heng was determined to kill Cao Li today. We were not related to Cao Lili, so there was no need to talk for him.
"You...you are all treacherous villains without the backbone of a literati. You are not worthy to stand in the Song Dynasty, and you are not worthy to be a role model for scholars in the world!"
Cao Li was so angry that he vomited three liters of blood. Even if you didn't help, he was actually doing the last-ditch attack from behind.
"Come here, let me detain Cao Li, and take him to Xishi tomorrow to chop it up."
Now Zhao Heng is annoyed by Cao Li's noisy voice, so he should delay it sooner.
"Officials, officials, please spare me! You can't kill me! If you kill me, you are a faint king, and you are a tyrant who is listed in the history books like Qin Shihuang and others!"
"Hey, Lao Ying, listen, I'm scolding you."
Liu Xun and Ying Zheng originally wanted to come over to the Ministry of Rites to see how the negotiations were going, but they didn't expect to see Cao Li, who had been dragged out, yelling before they entered the entrance of the Ministry of Rites.
Teased by Liu Xun's smile, Ying Zheng's face darkened, and he waved at the guard who had been following him,
"Go and pull out all the widow's teeth."
"Yes."
The imperial guards escorting Cao Yi also knew Ying Zheng and Liu Xun. When they saw Ying Zheng's guards approaching, they immediately let go of what Cao Li had just scolded, and stood aside to say that you are free.
Cao Li, who fell on the ground, hurriedly got up, thinking that Zhao Heng had let him go, so he wanted to go back to thank him, to see if Zhao Heng could take pity on himself and give him an official position, but before he could go back to thank him, he heard two people next to him Unseen soldiers are discussing issues.
"How to pull it out, you can't pull it out with your hands."
"Do you want to pry it out with a knife?"
"That won't work, what if you accidentally kill him, His Majesty didn't say you want to kill him."
"Then hit it with your fist, and be careful not to hit it crookedly, so you shouldn't die."
"Okay, then hit it with your fist, or hit it with the hilt of your knife."
"This method is good, you kid is a talent!"
After unifying their opinions, the two kicked Cao Li to the ground again under Cao Li's bewildered eyes, and then beat Cao Li's mouth with the handle of the knife.
There was a burst of sobbing and wailing at the scene, which really made the listeners sad and the listeners shed tears!
"Old Zhao, how did the talk go?"
Before seeing him, he heard his voice first. Liu Xun's loud voice was heard into the house across a yard.
After Liu Xun and Ying Zheng came in, all the officials of the Song Dynasty immediately saluted the two emperors. There was no way, one of them was the tyrant who had just been scolded, and everyone should show some respect to the tyrant.
"Hey, this guy must be the envoy of the Liao Kingdom."
Seeing that he was dressed differently from everyone else, but now he was hiding in a corner and not speaking. The envoy of Liao Kingdom was a little curious, so he leaned over and asked:
"Why, you scolded me for wishful thinking a while ago, why are you here now to ask for peace?"
It turned out that when he just attacked the Liao Kingdom, Liu Xun stood in front of the two armies and gave an impassioned speech in order to pretend to be aggressive. The main meaning was how powerful I am and how bad you are, so you will lose , Surrender now, save yourself from being beaten.
Not surprisingly, Liu Xun was scolded as an idiot by the general of the Liao Kingdom, and it just so happened that the current envoy of the Liao Kingdom was one of those scolding people at that time.
"It was I who waited for the lower country to have no eyes and offended the upper country. This time we are here to beg for mercy from the upper country, and at the same time, we will make sufficient compensation for all the losses of the upper country."
The envoy of the Liao Kingdom didn't expect that this guy would still remember him. Although he didn't know who he was, it didn't matter, as long as he coaxed the emperor of the Song Dynasty well, the people of the Song Dynasty were very face-saving.
"Compensation, how much does the Liao Kingdom plan to pay? How about paying the entire treasury?"
"I don't know who this adult is?"
The Liao envoy frowned. This guy was so arrogant in the presence of the Song Emperor. Wasn't the Song Emperor angry?
"Hahaha, after fighting for so long, you still don't know who your opponent is. My army is having a great time plundering the Liao Kingdom."
"You are the Emperor of Han!"
Hearing Liu Xun's words, the envoys of the Liao Kingdom immediately realized that they were facing the biggest enemy of the Liao Kingdom.
Of course the Liao Kingdom knew who their opponent was, because the Song Dynasty did not block any news about Li Yi, and they also knew that their opponent was the Han army, one of the best in the Huaxia Dynasty.
It's just that they have never seen the Great Han Emperor, so they are very unfamiliar with the appearance of the Great Han Emperor.
"Oh, you actually know this. Doesn't it seem too stupid? If you're not stupid, then go back and compensate for this. I will lead an army to get it myself!"
Ignoring the panic and pleading in the eyes of the envoy of the Liao Kingdom, Liu Xun asked his guards to take the envoy of the Liao Kingdom to Cao Li.
"Old Zhao, don't blame me for overreaching. What's the point of making peace? After we knock them down, there's nothing you want."
Just now Liu Xun threw the envoy of the Liao Kingdom without Zhao Heng's opinion. It was indeed a bit wrong, so in order not to make Zhao Heng angry, Liu Xun now comforted Zhao Heng.
"I know, I'm not such a stingy person, but you don't want to play with your life, it will embarrass our Da Song."
"I know, I know, let's go, let's go to drink and celebrate, and you will be able to unify the world in a short time, are you happy?"
Hearing this, Zhao Heng, who had been sullenly, also began to laugh, yes, he will be able to unify the world in a short time.
(End of this chapter)
"Guanguan, why are you here!"
Seeing Zhao Heng walk in suddenly, Cao Lili panicked immediately, and pretended to convey the order in front of the emperor. It seems that he is going to be cold here today!
"Cao Shangshu, you are really a roundworm in my stomach. I heard it all outside, and I didn't even agree or disagree, but you already knew it. Hehe, amazing!"
Because of being too angry, Zhao Heng unconsciously used the title "Zhen".
"Hehe, it's the duty of a courtier to solve problems for officials."
"Oh, is that so, then I just want to kill the unhealthy trend in the court recently, but I have lost a model to kill chickens and monkeys. How about Mr. Cao share my worries?"
Upon hearing that Zhao Heng wanted to punish him, Cao Li immediately knelt on the ground, kowtowed and confessed to Zhao Heng.
"Officials, the minister is guilty, the minister falsely passed on the official orders, shameless to see you adults in the court, let alone face the officials, please punish the officials!"
Although he said so, Cao Li knew in his heart that something might happen to him this time, but if he admits his mistake now, if he is lucky, he can be assigned to be a magistrate somewhere, and he can be a local emperor in the future.
"Punishment, of course you must be punished. Falsifying the emperor's will is a crime of extermination, but I think you are sincere, and I will only kill you today!"
Dare to reconcile with the Liao Kingdom, this is destroying Zhao Heng's lifelong dream!
Obviously, it won't be long before the Liao Kingdom can be wiped out, and then the world will be unified, and Zhao Heng and his father, the emperor, and the second brother Zhao have not been able to complete. You Cao Li used to reconcile. If Zhao Heng doesn't kill you, who will you kill?
"what?"
Hearing the punishment, Cao Li raised his head in surprise, wondering if he heard it wrong. Then when he saw Zhao Heng's fierce eyes, he immediately realized that Zhao Heng was serious.
"Officials, the ancestral precepts must not be violated. The Song Dynasty ruled the world with the scholar-bureaucrats, and the scholar-bureaucrats cannot be punished. Your treatment like this will hurt the hearts of scholars all over the world!"
In desperation, Cao Li told all these unspoken rules of the Song Dynasty in order to save his life.
"Don't talk nonsense, the old minister is not sad."
Kou Zhun, who was watching the play on the sidelines, suddenly waved his hands endlessly, giving Cao Li a magic touch.
"Yes, yes, neither do we!"
Seeing Zhao Heng's distorted face in anger, everyone knew that Zhao Heng was determined to kill Cao Li today. We were not related to Cao Lili, so there was no need to talk for him.
"You...you are all treacherous villains without the backbone of a literati. You are not worthy to stand in the Song Dynasty, and you are not worthy to be a role model for scholars in the world!"
Cao Li was so angry that he vomited three liters of blood. Even if you didn't help, he was actually doing the last-ditch attack from behind.
"Come here, let me detain Cao Li, and take him to Xishi tomorrow to chop it up."
Now Zhao Heng is annoyed by Cao Li's noisy voice, so he should delay it sooner.
"Officials, officials, please spare me! You can't kill me! If you kill me, you are a faint king, and you are a tyrant who is listed in the history books like Qin Shihuang and others!"
"Hey, Lao Ying, listen, I'm scolding you."
Liu Xun and Ying Zheng originally wanted to come over to the Ministry of Rites to see how the negotiations were going, but they didn't expect to see Cao Li, who had been dragged out, yelling before they entered the entrance of the Ministry of Rites.
Teased by Liu Xun's smile, Ying Zheng's face darkened, and he waved at the guard who had been following him,
"Go and pull out all the widow's teeth."
"Yes."
The imperial guards escorting Cao Yi also knew Ying Zheng and Liu Xun. When they saw Ying Zheng's guards approaching, they immediately let go of what Cao Li had just scolded, and stood aside to say that you are free.
Cao Li, who fell on the ground, hurriedly got up, thinking that Zhao Heng had let him go, so he wanted to go back to thank him, to see if Zhao Heng could take pity on himself and give him an official position, but before he could go back to thank him, he heard two people next to him Unseen soldiers are discussing issues.
"How to pull it out, you can't pull it out with your hands."
"Do you want to pry it out with a knife?"
"That won't work, what if you accidentally kill him, His Majesty didn't say you want to kill him."
"Then hit it with your fist, and be careful not to hit it crookedly, so you shouldn't die."
"Okay, then hit it with your fist, or hit it with the hilt of your knife."
"This method is good, you kid is a talent!"
After unifying their opinions, the two kicked Cao Li to the ground again under Cao Li's bewildered eyes, and then beat Cao Li's mouth with the handle of the knife.
There was a burst of sobbing and wailing at the scene, which really made the listeners sad and the listeners shed tears!
"Old Zhao, how did the talk go?"
Before seeing him, he heard his voice first. Liu Xun's loud voice was heard into the house across a yard.
After Liu Xun and Ying Zheng came in, all the officials of the Song Dynasty immediately saluted the two emperors. There was no way, one of them was the tyrant who had just been scolded, and everyone should show some respect to the tyrant.
"Hey, this guy must be the envoy of the Liao Kingdom."
Seeing that he was dressed differently from everyone else, but now he was hiding in a corner and not speaking. The envoy of Liao Kingdom was a little curious, so he leaned over and asked:
"Why, you scolded me for wishful thinking a while ago, why are you here now to ask for peace?"
It turned out that when he just attacked the Liao Kingdom, Liu Xun stood in front of the two armies and gave an impassioned speech in order to pretend to be aggressive. The main meaning was how powerful I am and how bad you are, so you will lose , Surrender now, save yourself from being beaten.
Not surprisingly, Liu Xun was scolded as an idiot by the general of the Liao Kingdom, and it just so happened that the current envoy of the Liao Kingdom was one of those scolding people at that time.
"It was I who waited for the lower country to have no eyes and offended the upper country. This time we are here to beg for mercy from the upper country, and at the same time, we will make sufficient compensation for all the losses of the upper country."
The envoy of the Liao Kingdom didn't expect that this guy would still remember him. Although he didn't know who he was, it didn't matter, as long as he coaxed the emperor of the Song Dynasty well, the people of the Song Dynasty were very face-saving.
"Compensation, how much does the Liao Kingdom plan to pay? How about paying the entire treasury?"
"I don't know who this adult is?"
The Liao envoy frowned. This guy was so arrogant in the presence of the Song Emperor. Wasn't the Song Emperor angry?
"Hahaha, after fighting for so long, you still don't know who your opponent is. My army is having a great time plundering the Liao Kingdom."
"You are the Emperor of Han!"
Hearing Liu Xun's words, the envoys of the Liao Kingdom immediately realized that they were facing the biggest enemy of the Liao Kingdom.
Of course the Liao Kingdom knew who their opponent was, because the Song Dynasty did not block any news about Li Yi, and they also knew that their opponent was the Han army, one of the best in the Huaxia Dynasty.
It's just that they have never seen the Great Han Emperor, so they are very unfamiliar with the appearance of the Great Han Emperor.
"Oh, you actually know this. Doesn't it seem too stupid? If you're not stupid, then go back and compensate for this. I will lead an army to get it myself!"
Ignoring the panic and pleading in the eyes of the envoy of the Liao Kingdom, Liu Xun asked his guards to take the envoy of the Liao Kingdom to Cao Li.
"Old Zhao, don't blame me for overreaching. What's the point of making peace? After we knock them down, there's nothing you want."
Just now Liu Xun threw the envoy of the Liao Kingdom without Zhao Heng's opinion. It was indeed a bit wrong, so in order not to make Zhao Heng angry, Liu Xun now comforted Zhao Heng.
"I know, I'm not such a stingy person, but you don't want to play with your life, it will embarrass our Da Song."
"I know, I know, let's go, let's go to drink and celebrate, and you will be able to unify the world in a short time, are you happy?"
Hearing this, Zhao Heng, who had been sullenly, also began to laugh, yes, he will be able to unify the world in a short time.
(End of this chapter)
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