Undead Farm

Chapter 5 The Centaur Barber
"This golden light, you are a saint..."

However, the rest of Du Weiwei's words stayed in his throat forever, and the long sword he raised in vain could not withstand the ravage of the wooden stake.

With a snap, his head was slammed into his chest cavity, and there was another lump of fresh meat sauce on the ground.

"If you dare to run, I'll tear down this old man!" Weng Ling shouted viciously after finishing off the guards, grabbed the old man beside him.

However, five minutes passed and no one paid attention to him.

"Hey, does he care about your life?"

Weng Ling glanced at the old man. His expression was terrifyingly calm from beginning to end.

Then the old man nodded.

"I...can't say dirty words, can't say dirty words!"

Weng Ling took a few deep breaths, and finally let go of the old man.

"Forget it, no matter what, you still helped me put on a show, so you can go."

"By the way, leave your terrible master now. He won't care about your life or death at all."

Weng Ling added, and then heard a familiar banging sound.

Looking up, it was the midnight watch that made him gnash his teeth!

Ye Sangeng was holding a few bundles of quiver and a hoe, and looked at Weng Ling from a distance, but his stooped and sneaky look was like a rabbit that would retreat as soon as it saw something wrong.

"Finally willing to come out? Coward!" Weng Ling said with blank eyes.

"I'll come back to get my spoils." Ye Sangen pointed to the four corpses.

Compared with the swords in their hands, the goblin's machete is like a small piece of iron.

cold blooded!coward!Stingy!Money is not life!
Weng Ling commented viciously in her heart, but Ye Sangen's expression didn't change much, which made her, who had been observing carefully, a little relieved.

"Are you not afraid that I will kill you?"

In the middle of the night, he shook his head while undoing the dead body's leather armor.

"I was afraid at first, but I am not afraid now."

"Why?" Weng Ling asked strangely.

Ye Sangen pointed at the old man,

"Because you have the traditional virtue of respecting the elderly and caring for the young." After thinking about it, he added,

"A good person like you shouldn't harm someone as kind as me."

you kind?
Do you, who ran away without your companions, have any misunderstanding of kindness? !

Weng Ling's eyebrows twitched, but he finally endured it.

She couldn't help but admire them as she watched them untie the bows and arrows from the surrounding trees in the middle of the night.

"I never thought this little trick of yours would actually work."

I don't know what method this man used, but he made five so-called bow and arrow traps on the tree, and the arrow branches and arrows he used poked the goblin corpses several times.

"But your poison is too poisonous. If you can't use it in the future, you better not use it, otherwise you will be caught and burned as a demon!"

Ye Sangen did not reply.

After patting the dirt off his body, he put on a leather armor.

In order to avoid the other party's detection, he gave full play to his undead skill of not breathing.

Dig the hole early and bury yourself in the hole.

No matter how hard the soldiers thought about it, they would never have imagined that someone would use this method to avoid their detection.

And the night is the best cover,

A new land?
Maybe it was the poop that the goblins buried?
But Weng Ling didn't notice this, but patted his head suddenly, as if thinking of something strange.

"By the way, how do you know that those arrows can wipe out all the soldiers? What if you can't shoot them correctly? And if I don't shoot the remaining guy, how do you plan to solve it?"

"Are you very skilled?"

Hearing Weng Ling's eager tone, Ye Sangen, who was touching the corpse, suddenly paused, and turned his head with a sincere expression.

"No, I just believe in you. You're just a piece of shit. You can do it."

After finishing speaking, Ye Sangeng gave a thumbs up by the way.

Weng Ling nodded in satisfaction, then thought again, no, he didn't know that I was so fierce, could it be...

"Hey, you're not planning on running away after cumming and ignoring me for life or death, are you?"

Weng Ling squeezed her fist. Although she didn't have synovitis, her fist still cracked a few times.

"how come!"

In the middle of the night, he quietly glanced at the big tree stump and shook his head firmly.

"Don't I have a butler fighting with you? Besides, with my support in the dark, you won't be in danger."

How could he tell Weng Ling the truth?

Anyway, he only needs 1 point of soul power, one shot is counted as one, and he can't die...

The old skeleton will change the head office, right?
"Oh, also..."

I don't know if he was persuaded, or because he was too lazy to investigate further, Weng Ling couldn't help feeling a little strange when he saw that the guards had stripped off the four corpses in the middle of the night and didn't move.

"The equipment on him is the most valuable, and there is a big bag of gold, why don't you take his?"

Ye Sangen looked at the huge pile of things on the ground, and was thinking about how to carry them away, and replied without looking back,

"Oh, you killed it, not mine, I don't want it."

Weng Ling tilted his head and glanced at him, silent for a few seconds.

"Take it, you've heard that I'm a lord, and I don't need these small coins, but I have to take his body back."

"Okay!"

In the middle of the night, he quickly ran to the body of the guard and began to fumble up and down skillfully.

Weng Ling: ...

It's not yours, you don't want it, what about morals?

Also, why don't you leave some underwear for him?
It was so clean, and I, a female lord, returned to the city with a male fruit corpse on her back. How can I marry someone if it spreads?

"By the way, you haven't told me your name yet?"

After Weng Ling "reminded" that there was a lady here at midnight, he finally couldn't help but wonder.

"Where are you from? Why do you appear in this deserted forest? You..."

"At midnight,"

"I don't know anything else."

Hearing Ye Sangen's answer, Weng Ling suddenly remembered that when he first saw this guy, he looked like a beggar with only a fig leaf left, and his nose suddenly felt a little sore.

Alas, this guy must have a poor background, maybe he is a lost little nobleman, but even so his old housekeeper can never leave him, and with his performance just now, he shouldn't be a bad person.

"Hey, that... is Ye San more?"

Weng Ling was silent for a few seconds, sniffled and then suddenly said: "You should be a capable person, why don't you hang out with this girl?"

"Even though the Loland Territory is just an extremely small territory with a small population, you can rest assured that in less than three years, I will definitely be able to turn this place into the richest, most fertile, and safest territory. When the time comes to enjoy the hot and spicy food, you, the old butler, will be able to live a better life. Are you coming? If you are a man, please give me a warm word!"

"Oh, no."

Weng Ling: ...

This is too happy, right?
Do you think you are a centaur barber?
Cut painfully and quickly? !
cough……

"Then...whatever you want, as long as it's not too much, I can satisfy you."

Although she didn't need the help of the night shift at all, Weng Ling still felt that she should do something. For some reason,

Ever since she saw this man for the first time, she felt a deep throbbing in her heart.

Not between men and women, but,

A kind of instinctive fear...

"Can anything satisfy me?" Midnight suddenly stood up and looked at Weng Ling.

"Pay attention to the premise."

Weng Ling hugged his chest and kicked the big tree stump. It made a grunting noise, as if it was a toy.

"Oh, didn't you say this is an abandoned forest? Then..."

"Can you give me this place to live in?"

(End of this chapter)