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Chapter 54 It's so stupid and embarrassing!Thank you Jinxin, I want to hug you from the air.
Chapter 54 It's so stupid and embarrassing!Thank you Jinxin, I want to hug you from the air.
The Shangwen team who came on the field didn't seem to have anything wrong with it.
But once they were compared with the merchant team that had also entered the arena, the difference immediately came out, and it was a very obvious difference!
The Shang team not only has a dedicated football coach and off-field substitute players, but every player has a look of contempt on the face of the world. Facing the opposite Shangwen team is like a group of hungry wolves watching a group of lambs.
However, the Shangwen team not only does not have a dedicated coach and substitute players, but each player's face looks like a dead parent, grinning, seemingly crying, looking really discouraged as much as he wants. As funny as it is!
The only thing worthy of praise for the entire Shangwen team is their forward player.
The vanguard stood alone in front of his own team, confronting the mighty momentum of all the members of the business brigade head-on. Seeing the pug with the bone, he couldn't wait to bite the business team on the opposite side!
The strangest thing is the 145 formation put up by the Shangwen team, that is, one forward, four centers, and five defenders.
Even those half-baked fans who know little about football can't help but be stunned.
What the hell kind of thing is this?
Is there such a football formation?
Could it be the football team that has just emerged?
But there is only one striker, so it's okay to defend, but once you start to attack, it's too bad, at least two strikers are enough!
Just set up a 433 formation, that is, three forwards, three centers, and four defenders. The Shang team saw this strange formation of the opponent, and they were all stunned for a moment!
Wang Ruoxu, Mi Mi and Zeng Longfei in the audience couldn't help but twitch their mouths when they saw this scene.
Mi Mi looked helpless, and was about to say something to Wang Ruoxu and Zeng Longfei beside her, when out of the corner of her eye, she happened to catch a glimpse of Zhang Baobao who was sitting quietly not far away, staring at Qin Shou's figure in a daze.
Compared with before, Zhang Baobao seems to be much thinner, Mi Mi looks at her with some unbearable and sympathetic feelings!
Although Zhang Xiaojuan, who came to watch the game in person today, already knew about Qin Shou's wonderful arrangement, she still couldn't help being speechless when she saw her at this time.
Chen Peiyuan looked at Qin Shou on the field, and a sinister smile burst into his heart.
Xu Peidong, the principal of the School of Business and Literature, and Li Yunkun, the vice-principal who ranked first, looked at each other subconsciously. They couldn't help but blush, turned their heads at the same time, and gave Wang Yadong, the director of the student office, and Zhang Tao, the chairman of the student union, who were sitting in the back.
Zhang Tao was so angry that he really wanted to rush into the field immediately and kill that bastard Qin Shou to death. It's too fucking shameful. Even if you can't play football well, you should know the basic common sense!
And where did you invite the participating players? The fucking game hasn't even started yet. They already look like they're going to die. If such a team can still win, the sows will all climb trees!
My cousin mistook me, that bastard Qin Shou mistook me!
"puff!"
The pulsation that Sun Wei just drank into his mouth immediately spewed out, pointing at Qin Shou on the field and laughing: "Hahaha... If such a hot guy can win, I will call him Grandpa. Haha... "
The corners of Sun Wei's mouths twitched at the corners of Han Shaowei and Wang Zhiyuan's mouths.
Tian Yanyan, who was sitting next to Sun Wei, was expressionless, wondering what was going on in her heart.
Not far away, Zeng Mingyue slightly frowned, and cast a disgusted glance at Sun Wei.
"Heh...hehe...Could it be that classmate Qin is the legendary Wang Bazhen, the kind that only defends but does not attack? Ha...haha..."
Li Zeran and his members of the business team burst into laughter, facing the business team, almost burst into tears.
With an expression of "You idiots have never seen the world", Qin Shou said to the somewhat dazed referee next to him, "It's time to kick off."
After finishing speaking, without waiting for the referee to respond, he told the players behind him again: "Everyone, remember my arrangement. After the battle, you just help the goalkeeper to do a good job of defending. Don't worry about anything else, even if you have the ball." Pass it to me, in short, the opponent's goal has nothing to do with you."
The members of the Shangwen team almost cried after hearing this!
I said in my heart that looking at this posture, even if you don't need to explain it again and again, their goal has nothing to do with us.
Don't you feel ashamed for saying this?
At this time, they almost regretted their youth. If they had known this was the case, even with Zhang Xiaojuan's face and Qin Shou's inducement, they would never participate. It was so embarrassing.
Look at the gazes from the audience, they are clearly looking at idiots!
It's so embarrassing to throw it at grandma's house!
And it's not an ordinary embarrassment, but an embarrassment in front of tens of thousands of spectators. My God, it's so embarrassing!
However, Qin Shou at this time was extremely confident and excited.
Having activated the King of Football reward, he feels that he can instantly kill the opponent by himself, and he is the kind who can turn the opponent into scum in seconds.
If it weren't for the rules not allowing it, he would have followed the example of the debate competition and kicked his team members out.
The football rules of this parallel world are generally similar to those on Earth, but of course they are not as standardized as those on Earth. Many detailed rules have been omitted. It is a super streamlined version of the football rules on Earth.
The referee made a ready gesture to both teams, and slowly brought the referee whistle to his mouth.
In an instant, the members of the Shangwen team were like a group of psychopaths. After a whimper, the formation fell into chaos.
The goalkeeper of the Shangwen team was squatting in front of his own goal with his butt stuck out and his steel teeth clenched. He looked like an idiot!
The four centers and five defenders of the Shangwen team were all huddled in their own half with their teeth and claws open and their eyes wide open. At a glance, it was impossible to tell who was the center and who was the defender. I guess. They themselves are choking enough to know their roles!
Only Qin Shou, the only forward player of the Shangwen team, was left standing alone in the middle of the two halves. It seemed so miserable!
"duo~~"
As soon as the referee's whistle blew, Qin Shou, who got the chance to serve first by drawing lots, was like a tornado. In just two blinks of an eye, he dribbled the ball directly across the midfield area between the two halves. Alone, alone Deep into the opponent's half.
Of course, he was the only one to pass. His center defenders didn't even go to the midfield. They all stayed in their own half of the field stupidly, concentrating intently, waiting to defend as if facing a formidable enemy.
"I rely on!"
Li Zeran and the entire business team couldn't help but turn pale with shock. They were all taken aback by Qin Shou's speed. Why did they pass through the nearly 20-meter midfield area in two seconds? Can this guy fly? ?
Before they could fully react, Qin Shou dribbled the ball and was about to pass through their half court and enter their goal area.
The speed was so fast that everyone in the auditorium, including the big leaders of those senior fans, couldn't help being stunned.
"Not good! Stop him."
It was only then that the four defenders of the Shangda team reacted belatedly.
They immediately stood sideways in a row, with their right feet gathering strength, they rushed towards Qin Shou to intercept and snatch the ball.
Li Zeran's group of forwards and center forwards also turned back to defend one after another, outflanking Qin Shou one after the other.
However, Qin Shou didn't give them any chance at all, and when they were still two meters away from him, he made a decisive decision and kicked directly.
There was a loud "bang", and the football bounced high like a cannonball, directly over the head of a defender of the commercial brigade, and shot towards the goal more than two meters high, more than ten meters away.
Because the speed was so fast, the football caused a burst of noise.
The goalkeeper of the Shang team didn't even see the shadow of the football, and the ball had already smashed into the goal.
"duo~~"
The referee put down the referee whistle, his cheeks twitched, and shouted: "Shangwen team 1 to 0 Shangda team!"
my day!
For a moment, the whole place was silent.
Wang Ruoxu and the others were all stunned, with their mouths open and eyes staring, as if they had seen a ghost!
(You receive a reward of 50000 yuan.)
(You will receive a magical version of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon as a reward, which is output by Qiao Feng, Hong Qigong, and Guo Jing, and it is limited to 24 hours.)
Even the members of the Shangwen team were dumbfounded.
This... this, this, this is too fast, a goal was scored in less than 1 minute, and it was our Shangwen team who scored, OMG!Is it so magical...
Jin Zhiyong, the mayor of Shangcheng, froze. As a veteran fan for decades, he was really intimidated by Qin Shou's speed!
Sitting next to him, the old man whom he called 'Yong Gong' couldn't help but his eyes lit up, he slapped his thigh, and praised: "It's a pity that the kid's speed doesn't go to the [-]-meter track and field, the real version of the scud! !"
……
Li Zeran's face flushed with blood, not because of excitement, but because of Qin Shou's anger.
One must know that in today's game, his goddess Jin Mingyu was watching from the auditorium, and he had sworn to it, slapping his chest to guarantee the ticket, if he lost again, how could he have the face to meet her!
Thinking of this, he seemed to be crazy. While directing his players to block Qin Shou, he ran across the midfield with the ball and rushed straight into the Shangwen team's half, imitating Qin Shou and rushing straight to the goal area.
In fact, there is no need for him to talk nonsense at all. His group of players is not Qin Shou's group of two hundred and five. They have already taken the initiative to separate out two defenders and two center forwards to surround Qin Shou and prevent Qin Shou from being such a scud monster. Turn around and go back to defense.
Since then, Li Zeran really seemed to be in no man's land, and soon he was about to cross the half of the Shangwen team. Even if the [-] members of the Shangwen team wanted to intercept, they were blocked by other members of the Shangwen team.
Even if it wasn't blocked, Li Zeran was confused by turning the ball three times and two times!
At this time, the overall quality of the two teams was immediately revealed. In terms of on-the-spot reactions, the Shangwen team was not worthy of giving shoes to the Shang team.
The guys from the Shangwen team only know how to intercept and grab the ball in a rigid manner. They don't have any fucking skills at all. They all act like idiots and are completely led by the players of the Shangwen team to run around in their own half!
Under this kind of blind defense, Li Zeran directly broke into the goal area of the Shangwen team, and then kicked with a "bang", without any suspense or obstruction, and sent the ball to the goal in one go.
During this process, the sand sculpture goalkeeper of the Shangwen team did not make any other moves except to exclaim in time!
(End of this chapter)
The Shangwen team who came on the field didn't seem to have anything wrong with it.
But once they were compared with the merchant team that had also entered the arena, the difference immediately came out, and it was a very obvious difference!
The Shang team not only has a dedicated football coach and off-field substitute players, but every player has a look of contempt on the face of the world. Facing the opposite Shangwen team is like a group of hungry wolves watching a group of lambs.
However, the Shangwen team not only does not have a dedicated coach and substitute players, but each player's face looks like a dead parent, grinning, seemingly crying, looking really discouraged as much as he wants. As funny as it is!
The only thing worthy of praise for the entire Shangwen team is their forward player.
The vanguard stood alone in front of his own team, confronting the mighty momentum of all the members of the business brigade head-on. Seeing the pug with the bone, he couldn't wait to bite the business team on the opposite side!
The strangest thing is the 145 formation put up by the Shangwen team, that is, one forward, four centers, and five defenders.
Even those half-baked fans who know little about football can't help but be stunned.
What the hell kind of thing is this?
Is there such a football formation?
Could it be the football team that has just emerged?
But there is only one striker, so it's okay to defend, but once you start to attack, it's too bad, at least two strikers are enough!
Just set up a 433 formation, that is, three forwards, three centers, and four defenders. The Shang team saw this strange formation of the opponent, and they were all stunned for a moment!
Wang Ruoxu, Mi Mi and Zeng Longfei in the audience couldn't help but twitch their mouths when they saw this scene.
Mi Mi looked helpless, and was about to say something to Wang Ruoxu and Zeng Longfei beside her, when out of the corner of her eye, she happened to catch a glimpse of Zhang Baobao who was sitting quietly not far away, staring at Qin Shou's figure in a daze.
Compared with before, Zhang Baobao seems to be much thinner, Mi Mi looks at her with some unbearable and sympathetic feelings!
Although Zhang Xiaojuan, who came to watch the game in person today, already knew about Qin Shou's wonderful arrangement, she still couldn't help being speechless when she saw her at this time.
Chen Peiyuan looked at Qin Shou on the field, and a sinister smile burst into his heart.
Xu Peidong, the principal of the School of Business and Literature, and Li Yunkun, the vice-principal who ranked first, looked at each other subconsciously. They couldn't help but blush, turned their heads at the same time, and gave Wang Yadong, the director of the student office, and Zhang Tao, the chairman of the student union, who were sitting in the back.
Zhang Tao was so angry that he really wanted to rush into the field immediately and kill that bastard Qin Shou to death. It's too fucking shameful. Even if you can't play football well, you should know the basic common sense!
And where did you invite the participating players? The fucking game hasn't even started yet. They already look like they're going to die. If such a team can still win, the sows will all climb trees!
My cousin mistook me, that bastard Qin Shou mistook me!
"puff!"
The pulsation that Sun Wei just drank into his mouth immediately spewed out, pointing at Qin Shou on the field and laughing: "Hahaha... If such a hot guy can win, I will call him Grandpa. Haha... "
The corners of Sun Wei's mouths twitched at the corners of Han Shaowei and Wang Zhiyuan's mouths.
Tian Yanyan, who was sitting next to Sun Wei, was expressionless, wondering what was going on in her heart.
Not far away, Zeng Mingyue slightly frowned, and cast a disgusted glance at Sun Wei.
"Heh...hehe...Could it be that classmate Qin is the legendary Wang Bazhen, the kind that only defends but does not attack? Ha...haha..."
Li Zeran and his members of the business team burst into laughter, facing the business team, almost burst into tears.
With an expression of "You idiots have never seen the world", Qin Shou said to the somewhat dazed referee next to him, "It's time to kick off."
After finishing speaking, without waiting for the referee to respond, he told the players behind him again: "Everyone, remember my arrangement. After the battle, you just help the goalkeeper to do a good job of defending. Don't worry about anything else, even if you have the ball." Pass it to me, in short, the opponent's goal has nothing to do with you."
The members of the Shangwen team almost cried after hearing this!
I said in my heart that looking at this posture, even if you don't need to explain it again and again, their goal has nothing to do with us.
Don't you feel ashamed for saying this?
At this time, they almost regretted their youth. If they had known this was the case, even with Zhang Xiaojuan's face and Qin Shou's inducement, they would never participate. It was so embarrassing.
Look at the gazes from the audience, they are clearly looking at idiots!
It's so embarrassing to throw it at grandma's house!
And it's not an ordinary embarrassment, but an embarrassment in front of tens of thousands of spectators. My God, it's so embarrassing!
However, Qin Shou at this time was extremely confident and excited.
Having activated the King of Football reward, he feels that he can instantly kill the opponent by himself, and he is the kind who can turn the opponent into scum in seconds.
If it weren't for the rules not allowing it, he would have followed the example of the debate competition and kicked his team members out.
The football rules of this parallel world are generally similar to those on Earth, but of course they are not as standardized as those on Earth. Many detailed rules have been omitted. It is a super streamlined version of the football rules on Earth.
The referee made a ready gesture to both teams, and slowly brought the referee whistle to his mouth.
In an instant, the members of the Shangwen team were like a group of psychopaths. After a whimper, the formation fell into chaos.
The goalkeeper of the Shangwen team was squatting in front of his own goal with his butt stuck out and his steel teeth clenched. He looked like an idiot!
The four centers and five defenders of the Shangwen team were all huddled in their own half with their teeth and claws open and their eyes wide open. At a glance, it was impossible to tell who was the center and who was the defender. I guess. They themselves are choking enough to know their roles!
Only Qin Shou, the only forward player of the Shangwen team, was left standing alone in the middle of the two halves. It seemed so miserable!
"duo~~"
As soon as the referee's whistle blew, Qin Shou, who got the chance to serve first by drawing lots, was like a tornado. In just two blinks of an eye, he dribbled the ball directly across the midfield area between the two halves. Alone, alone Deep into the opponent's half.
Of course, he was the only one to pass. His center defenders didn't even go to the midfield. They all stayed in their own half of the field stupidly, concentrating intently, waiting to defend as if facing a formidable enemy.
"I rely on!"
Li Zeran and the entire business team couldn't help but turn pale with shock. They were all taken aback by Qin Shou's speed. Why did they pass through the nearly 20-meter midfield area in two seconds? Can this guy fly? ?
Before they could fully react, Qin Shou dribbled the ball and was about to pass through their half court and enter their goal area.
The speed was so fast that everyone in the auditorium, including the big leaders of those senior fans, couldn't help being stunned.
"Not good! Stop him."
It was only then that the four defenders of the Shangda team reacted belatedly.
They immediately stood sideways in a row, with their right feet gathering strength, they rushed towards Qin Shou to intercept and snatch the ball.
Li Zeran's group of forwards and center forwards also turned back to defend one after another, outflanking Qin Shou one after the other.
However, Qin Shou didn't give them any chance at all, and when they were still two meters away from him, he made a decisive decision and kicked directly.
There was a loud "bang", and the football bounced high like a cannonball, directly over the head of a defender of the commercial brigade, and shot towards the goal more than two meters high, more than ten meters away.
Because the speed was so fast, the football caused a burst of noise.
The goalkeeper of the Shang team didn't even see the shadow of the football, and the ball had already smashed into the goal.
"duo~~"
The referee put down the referee whistle, his cheeks twitched, and shouted: "Shangwen team 1 to 0 Shangda team!"
my day!
For a moment, the whole place was silent.
Wang Ruoxu and the others were all stunned, with their mouths open and eyes staring, as if they had seen a ghost!
(You receive a reward of 50000 yuan.)
(You will receive a magical version of the Eighteen Palms of Subduing Dragon as a reward, which is output by Qiao Feng, Hong Qigong, and Guo Jing, and it is limited to 24 hours.)
Even the members of the Shangwen team were dumbfounded.
This... this, this, this is too fast, a goal was scored in less than 1 minute, and it was our Shangwen team who scored, OMG!Is it so magical...
Jin Zhiyong, the mayor of Shangcheng, froze. As a veteran fan for decades, he was really intimidated by Qin Shou's speed!
Sitting next to him, the old man whom he called 'Yong Gong' couldn't help but his eyes lit up, he slapped his thigh, and praised: "It's a pity that the kid's speed doesn't go to the [-]-meter track and field, the real version of the scud! !"
……
Li Zeran's face flushed with blood, not because of excitement, but because of Qin Shou's anger.
One must know that in today's game, his goddess Jin Mingyu was watching from the auditorium, and he had sworn to it, slapping his chest to guarantee the ticket, if he lost again, how could he have the face to meet her!
Thinking of this, he seemed to be crazy. While directing his players to block Qin Shou, he ran across the midfield with the ball and rushed straight into the Shangwen team's half, imitating Qin Shou and rushing straight to the goal area.
In fact, there is no need for him to talk nonsense at all. His group of players is not Qin Shou's group of two hundred and five. They have already taken the initiative to separate out two defenders and two center forwards to surround Qin Shou and prevent Qin Shou from being such a scud monster. Turn around and go back to defense.
Since then, Li Zeran really seemed to be in no man's land, and soon he was about to cross the half of the Shangwen team. Even if the [-] members of the Shangwen team wanted to intercept, they were blocked by other members of the Shangwen team.
Even if it wasn't blocked, Li Zeran was confused by turning the ball three times and two times!
At this time, the overall quality of the two teams was immediately revealed. In terms of on-the-spot reactions, the Shangwen team was not worthy of giving shoes to the Shang team.
The guys from the Shangwen team only know how to intercept and grab the ball in a rigid manner. They don't have any fucking skills at all. They all act like idiots and are completely led by the players of the Shangwen team to run around in their own half!
Under this kind of blind defense, Li Zeran directly broke into the goal area of the Shangwen team, and then kicked with a "bang", without any suspense or obstruction, and sent the ball to the goal in one go.
During this process, the sand sculpture goalkeeper of the Shangwen team did not make any other moves except to exclaim in time!
(End of this chapter)
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