I'm not dog licking

Chapter 28 Rolling on the floor laughing and foaming at the mouth, garbage rewards are also relative!Removal and suspension please go to hell

That is, at the same time Qin Shou received Cui Lulu's WeChat, Wang Qian, the senior vice president of QQ Music, personally called Li Yunkun, the vice president of the Shangdu Academy of Arts, in charge of the student office, security department, music department, and dance department.

Vice President Li Yunkun is a energetic young man in his 50s. After answering Wang Qian's call, he thought for a moment and called Wang Yadong, Director of the Student Affairs Office, and Xiao Jianmin, Dean of the Music Department.

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After reading Cui Lulu's news, Qin Shou just replied lightly: "Got it" and put down the phone.

At noon, Qin Shou finally finished writing all the chapters of the popular rebirth article, and quickly sent it to Wang Ruoxu.

Then he closed the computer and invited Zhang Baobao to have lunch with him.

Miss Zhang originally didn't want to go, she always felt that Qin Shou's current behavior was not like that of a simple partner at all, she didn't want to be misunderstood by others, and she didn't want to accept Qin Shou's kindness in vain.

But Qin Shou said that this meal belonged to a work dinner of Teng'a Studio, and Mi Mi and Zeng Longfei would come over to discuss work matters by the way, and Miss Zhang could only obediently agree.

However, after the four of them got together to eat and drink enough, Qin Shou did talk a lot, sometimes praising her not only for her beauty, but also for her beautiful singing voice, and for a while she praised her for being so outstanding, and still working so hard and making progress, Barabara said A bunch of them, but not a single word about work.

Baby Zhang didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and Mimi and Zeng Longfei were even more bewildered, calling us together to see how you act as a licking dog!
"Hey, are you not talking about work?"

Zhang Baobao gave Qin Shou an angry look.

"Uh, cough cough... Even the Weizhong account and Toutiao account have not been registered yet, and everything that needs to be discussed has already been discussed. There is too much discussion in advance, and there is actually no practical significance at all."

Qin Shou touched his nose in a little embarrassment, and suddenly his heart moved, and he hurriedly said, "Why don't I tell everyone a joke?"

The three of Zhang Baobao were taken aback for a moment, but before they could say whether they agreed, Qin Shou directly activated the Joke King reward.

Then he randomly picked a very short cold joke from his mind, so short that it could be finished in 1 minute from beginning to end, and told it.

Qin Shou wanted to see how powerful this kind of flashy garbage reward could be.

"One day, Aries and a lion walked into the restaurant. The boss said 'what do you want?' and the sheep said 'a set meal, thank you.'"

"The boss asked again, 'Is your lion not hungry?', the sheep said, 'No, thank you.', the boss did not give up, and asked again, 'Do you really want it?', and the sheep said, 'Yes.'"

"The boss was still a little unwilling, and continued to ask 'you think about it again, does it really not want it?', the sheep growled impatiently, 'do you think it is hungry, why am I still here?' - Fuck me !What’s wrong with you?”

As soon as the joke was finished, Qin Shou was shocked and stood up from his chair in shock.

The three of Zhang Baobao, who were still fine at first, fell to the ground one by one as soon as they heard the joke he told, their faces flushed, and they clutched their stomachs and were speechless.

Especially Zhang Baobao, she started rolling on the spot and foaming at the mouth!
This sudden scene not only stunned Qin Shou, but also stunned the other students in the campus cafeteria. Many of them even put the food they picked up into their noses!

(You received a reward of 10 million yuan.)
(You received a super muay thai reward and detected the limit of the human body, so the power is limited to 800 kg, and the time limit is 5 minutes.)
Qin Shou: "I...I...fuck me!"

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The next day was the weekend, Qin Shou originally planned to make another date with Zhang Baobao and the two girls, and apologize to them for what made them embarrassing in public yesterday. The goods don't care.

As a result, he received a call from Ma Xueping himself early in the morning, asking Qin Shou to rush over to the meeting immediately. Qin Shou had no choice but to go to the Department of Literature and Art first.

In addition to Ma Xueping and the three ministers who attended the meeting this morning, more than 20 student officers from the Department of Literature and Art and several heads of the Student Union of the Music Department also came.

"Qin Shou, there are only six days left before the start date of the campus concert. How about asking you to go to the External Relations Department to ask for the 10 yuan for the event? You know, this is directly related to the entire The lifeblood of the campus concert, if anything goes wrong, can you bear the responsibility?"

Qin Shou had just walked into the small conference room of the Ministry of Literature and Art, and before he could find a seat to sit down, Vice Minister Wei Kaige slammed the table and shouted loudly, as if he had taken gunshot.

Ma Xueping's eyes flickered, but she didn't say a word.

Zhu Jingjing sighed softly. She still didn't understand why Ma Xueping and Wei Kaige did this, and why they targeted a newcomer like Qin Shou in this way.

Among the other student officers, there were those who just knew the inside story last night, and some who, like Zhu Jingjing, still didn't know why. They looked at Qin Shou with sympathy without exception.

"Hehe...Since these funds are mainly used as bonuses for the winners, they should wait three days after the competition at the earliest. We can't spend all the funds at the beginning of the concert, so it's not Six days, but nine days, I can guarantee that the funding problem will be resolved within nine days."

Qin Shou glanced at the distraught Wei Kaige with disdain, found a seat and sat down, crossed his legs, and said carelessly.

After hearing Qin Shou's words, and seeing Qin Shou's nonchalant, even provocative look, all the people present couldn't help staring.

"Bastard. You promise? What kind of guarantee do you have? If the funding problem cannot be solved by then, our entire literature and art department, and even the entire student union of the school will be reviled by the teachers and students of the whole school. Will personally intervene and pursue responsibility, can you fucking take this responsibility?"

Wei Kaige was completely enraged, he slapped the table hard, stood up immediately, pointed at Qin Shou's nose and cursed.

The male and female student officers in the audience couldn't help shrinking their necks when they saw Wei Kaige becoming angry with embarrassment.

"Fuck your mother. Speak well, and dare to say half a dirty word. Believe it or not, the young master will smash your dog's mouth right now."

Qin Shou jumped up awkwardly, and jumped directly onto the half-meter-high podium with a few strides. He stared at Wei Kaige with a cold face, his tone was particularly fierce, and his eyes were even more palpitating.

"me……"

Wei Kaige, who had always been domineering, was overwhelmed by Qin Shou's sudden ferocious expression of wanting to fight immediately after a disagreement, and held back for a long time without saying a word.

Everyone present, male or female, subconsciously gasped.

Ma Xueping next to her was also very embarrassed when facing Qin Shou at this moment, but seeing so many of her subordinates still sitting in the audience, she had to maintain the dignity of the minister, so she could only bite the bullet and stop Qin Shou. In front of Shou, Zhan trembled and stammered to persuade: "Qin... Qin Xue... Qin Xue, please don't be impulsive!"

"We are not children anymore. If you have something to say, whoever dares to spit shit again, don't blame me for teaching him how to behave for his parents."

Qin Shou smiled coldly at Wei Kaige, who was ashen-faced, and then left the podium and returned to his seat, never turning his eyes to Ma Xueping from the beginning to the end.

While Ma Xueping felt cold in her heart, she couldn't help but feel a little angry. She felt that Qin Shou didn't take her, the dignified minister of literature and art, seriously at all, so as soon as she sat down, she secretly sent a WeChat message to Liu Xiangyang, the deputy chief of the security department. , Let Liu Xiangyang quickly bring a few people over.

She couldn't believe it anymore, how could a newcomer like Qin Shou turn the world upside down.

Zhu Jingjing looked at Qin Shou with complicated eyes, and wanted to say something, but in the end she didn't dare to speak, and just sighed again.

"Student Qin, although Vice Minister Kaige's words were a bit aggressive just now, there is nothing wrong with what he said. If there is any mistake in this campus concert, none of us can bear the responsibility, and you can't bear it even more."

Ma Xueping took a deep breath, and finally dispelled the coercion Qin Shou brought her, and said with a somber face.

Qin Shou raised his eyebrows, looked at her with a half-smile, and said nothing.

When Ma Xueping saw Qin Shou's foolish expression, she couldn't help becoming more angry, and said in a more emphatic tone: "Since classmate Qin has no ability to handle affairs and no attitude towards work, I decided to immediately revoke classmate Qin's status as a student officer in the literature and art department."

As soon as Ma Xueping finished speaking, Wei Kaige beside him hurriedly added before waiting for everyone present to react: "In addition, since there are too many contestants registered for this campus concert, which has seriously exceeded the standard, I suggest that classmate Qin be disqualified from the competition." , even if it is someone else’s partner, please approve it from Minister Ma.”

Ma Xueping pretended to think about it for a moment, and just when she was about to nod her approval, the door of the small conference room opened, and Wang Yadong, Director of the Student Affairs Office, and Xiao Jianmin, Dean of the Music Department, strode in.

(End of this chapter)