I'm not dog licking

Chapter 1 I don't read much, the system don't trick me!
Shangdu College of Literature and Art, male dormitory building, bedroom 212.

At this moment Qin Shou was really at a loss.

Looking helplessly in the mirror, it should not be her own self.

Although somewhat handsome, his face was thin and slightly pale.

It was obviously an ordinary teenager who was malnourished for a long time and even had some anemia.

The corner of his mouth couldn't help twitching.

He was so ordinary that he couldn't be more ordinary, but when he woke up, his soul was pierced.

After digesting all the memories of the original owner of the body, he realized that he had actually traveled to a parallel world that resembled the earth.

Except that the entertainment industry is very backward, other aspects here are no different from the earth.

The key is who he should be in time travel, but God actually allowed him to travel through time and become a licking dog!
And it's still the kind of unlucky kid who has no limit, no dignity, and only knows how to kneel and lick all the way!

Just when Qin Shou was speechless and about to sigh, the golden finger that is necessary for a traveler finally arrived.

(Ding~ The love sparring system is successfully bound to the host for the first time.)
(Love needs to be tempered, and girls need to be tested.)
(With this system, as long as you lick girls, you can become stronger, and as long as you make girls happy, you can get system rewards.)
(But once the girl accepts the confession, she can no longer get any rewards from the girl.)
(The host please go forward with courage, licking wildly, and be a good partner in love with the girls.)
(Host: Qin Shou.)
(The target of the first attack: Tian Yanyan.)
Qin Shou, who heard this series of system prompts, was stunned at first, and then almost scolded his mother!

"To put it bluntly, isn't it just licking the dog first, and then the scumbag!"

"I don't read much, the system, don't trick me."

"If you die like this, you really won't be hacked into pieces by thousands of knives and pierced by thousands of arrows?"

Even though Qin Shou kept slandering in his heart, he never received any response from the system.

Just at this moment, the cell phone in Qin Shou's pocket rang.

Qin Shou put away his thoughts, took out his rice phone and glanced at it. It was a WeChat message sent by a person whose note was Goddess Yanyan.

As Qin Shou who has completely replaced the original owner, of course he knows who this goddess Yanyan is.

The original owner's parents are just ordinary working class.

However, in order to allow the original owner to concentrate on his studies, the old couple spared no expense in food and expenses. For more than ten years, they were reluctant to buy even a decent piece of clothing.

Every month, I have to pay the original master 500 yuan for living expenses.

In the end, this unlucky child actually spent all the hard-earned money of his parents on this goddess Yanyan.

Every three days, I bought all kinds of small gifts for Goddess Yanyan from the Internet.

What lipstick, what perfume...

I bought it again and again, every day, every month.

If you don't have enough money, you have to borrow from your classmates and friends, which has become a mobile cash machine for Goddess Yanyan.

In the end, she didn't even hold the hand of this goddess Yanyan.

At most, I could hear "I love you so much" from Goddess Yanyan, and the original owner was so happy that he was about to pass out!
The original owner can be a licking dog to this extent, there is really no one else!
The consequence is that the original owner can only eat steamed buns and pickled vegetables every day, or steamed buns with pickled vegetables.

Well, anyway, the two eat in different ways...

In this case, it may be malnutrition, or even anemia, but there is a ghost.

"Brother Shou~ My friends insist on making up for the previous year's birthday, I'm so annoyed~"

After reading the news, Qin Shou almost couldn't hold back his swearing!

This was the first time he had heard of such a coquettish operation.

Why don't you make up the full moon?
I thought so in my heart, but the reply message was "this is very good, I will definitely go when the time comes".

That is, the next second after Qin Shou's message was sent, the system prompt sounded in his mind.

(You have received a reward of 50 yuan.)
Qin Shou was a little dazed, what the hell?

Can the system make money by itself?

Shouldn't you receive virtual currency similar to system points?
The key is where is the money, have you not received it?
Could it be that it will be credited to the account the next day, otherwise why would there not even be a text message reminder?

Wait...could it be...

Thinking of this, Qin Shou quickly opened WeChat Change and took a look.

Before that, he remembered very clearly that there was only fifty cents left in the change balance.

After seeing it, Qin Shou immediately became happy.

Sure enough, the change balance suddenly became 50.5 yuan.

"Ha... Originally, I was thinking of taking the path of Wenchaogong to get rich."

"Now it seems that as long as I spend time chatting with this little bitch every day, I can reach the pinnacle of my life."

"This is no human, it's clearly a gold mine..."

Before Qinshou could finish his thought, Tian Yanyan sent another message.

'Brother Shou~ I am willing to let you arrange the birthday party, are you happy?Hee hee hee……'

What about Xi Nima?

Qin Shou subconsciously tightened his left hand holding the phone, cursing inwardly, quickly edited several messages and threw them over.

'It is the greatest honor in my life to be able to arrange a birthday party for you, Yanyan. '

(You have received a reward of 100 yuan.)
'Yanyan, do you know that my life is for you. '

(You have received a reward of 500 yuan.)
'Leave the birthday party to me, Yanyan, just rest assured, I promise to give you a big surprise. '

(You have received a reward of 1000 yuan.)
Listening to the system's prompts one after another, Qin Shou was so happy that he couldn't close his mouth.

"What kind of a bitch is this? It's clearly a human money printing machine!"

Just as Qin Shou thought of this, Tian Yanyan sent another message.

"Brother Shou, you're so kind, too~ I'm almost so moved. '

'But I promised to go out with my roommates to buy skirts, and I still need 200 yuan in small money. '

"Brother Shou, can you borrow some for someone's family first?" '

Qin Shou grinned, although it hurt a bit, but he still sent her a [-] yuan red envelope.

Tian Yanyan received the red envelope in an instant, and immediately sent a message.

"Brother Shou, I love you so much~ Then I went out to buy skirts with my roommate, let's talk back. '

The message was followed by a shy expression, which made Qin Shou's stomach sour.

(You have received a song king-level singing reward, which is limited to one song.)
Qin Shou was a little confused.

"Hey, hey, can you stop messing around with the system, I want money, what's the use of this!"

"I can only sing once and I can't go the way of a singer. Besides, I don't like this, so you can give me another 1000 yuan?"

"Change it to another one, any other reward is fine."

"..."

"Did you hear that shit?"

5 minute later.

Facing the system's attitude that silence is golden, Qin Shou could only hold his nose and admit it.

Perhaps the system really has no interactive properties, just a mindless virtual machine.

Anyway, there will be other rewards later, this is just the beginning.

Thinking of these, Qin Shou felt relieved.

He subconsciously stretched out his hand and scratched his head, only to find that his hair was long and messy, and even a little itchy, so he couldn't help frowning.

"I'm convinced!"

"Anyway, I'm still a college student, although the Shangdu Academy of Arts is not a first-class university."

"But the truth that elementary school students understand, why don't they understand it!"

"Just because of this image, there will be girls who like it, how badly that girl needs a boyfriend!"

"What's more, I'm still a bitch like Tian Yanyan, alas! Poor people must have something to hate, the ancients never deceived me."

After sighing, Qin Shou quickly searched for shampoo and other things, planning to tidy up casually first.

Then, with the money reward obtained from Tian Yanyan, she went out to dress herself up.

At least you have to figure it out, take a shower, go up and down inside and out, and buy some clean and decent clothes.

Although Qin Shou has no obsession with cleanliness, he still attaches great importance to the most basic personal hygiene.

What drove him crazy was the result.

Even though he rummaged through all the corners of the locker next to the original owner's bed, he still couldn't find anything useful.

In the locker, there is nothing but clothes.

But only socks and underwear were clean.

Other clothes, such as T-shirts or jeans, have obvious musty smell, I don't know how long they have been put!
As for daily necessities, such as shampoo, facial cleanser, etc., there are none!
Qin Shou gritted his teeth, and rushed into the water room with his last illusion.

One minute later, Qin Shou came out of the water room with a livid face.

At this moment, the bedroom door slammed.

A boy with a crop top wearing a blue shirt and a pair of black jeans walked in from outside.

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(End of this chapter)