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Chapter 87 The Weight of 0.01
Chapter 87 The Weight of 0.01
Hearing what the old witch said, Liu Fang quietly looked at the short shrine in the courtyard, curled his lips, and slandered from the bottom of his heart: "If God works, why do you need the police?!"
Then he said to the old witch: "Old man, in fact, I am an atheist, not the kind of person who worships every temple."
"Whether you believe in God or not, God is there, and He will not protect you just because you don't believe in Him.
So in order to show respect, or goodbye! "The old witch looked at the young man in front of her kindly.
Annoyed in his heart: "What's the matter with this brat, do I have to ask for money in order to understand people's language?"
Liu Fang looked at the short wooden house in the courtyard, felt helpless, clasped his hands together, raised his head high, bowed three times, and shouted: "There is no taboo, good luck!"
Then he looked at the old witch next to him, and spread his hands: "Look, old man, I'm going to say goodbye, but you see, I'm here this time to ask you something, it's like this..."
"No, no, no, this kind of worship does not conform to rituals, and offerings are required to worship the gods!" The old witch interrupted quickly.
Liu Fang looked at the old man in front of him strangely, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Let's just skip this offering. If there is really a god in this world, even the old man will look down on him. Sincerity will help..."
Then he said: "It's not an old man, you don't have to be so careful, worshiping God is about sincerity, it doesn't matter what offerings are not offerings.
Besides, I believe that the gods have lived for such a long time since ancient times, and have never seen or eaten anything. As far as our little thing is concerned, he may not be able to catch his eye! "
Seeing this situation, the old witch looked helpless, and was frowning as she thought about how to speak, so as to ask people to pay, but also not to make the other party feel that she was too philistine!
"Hey! That bastard, you want to inquire about things without paying me, what a joke!"
I saw that at the door of the house, a girl wearing a witch's costume was looking at Liu Fang from a distance with her hands on her hips.
He looked very angry, probably because he had just woken up and was still feeling angry.
In an instant, Liu Fang, who heard this, realized it!
Sure enough, all the temples in the world are of the same family, and they all change their ways to ask for money for sesame oil. I thought that compared to the bald donkeys and famous mountain and ancient temples in China, the ones here in Japan might be different, but I didn’t expect them all to look like birds.
On the other side, seeing her granddaughter pierce the window paper asking for money without hesitation, the old witch frowned displeasedly: "What money is not money!
How can you treat such vulgar things as the gods and the premise, what are we worshiping the gods for?
Is it to make money, we worship the gods, or is it not because of the inspiration of his old man that we do this. "
"Hiss... Is this old woman telling the truth, or a true believer."
Liu Fang wondered secretly. After all, Liu Fang was familiar with people in the secular world, but it was really hard for him to grasp the pulse of this kind of priest.
What's more, you are facing foreign monks. You must know that some people in religious beliefs often give birth to very extreme lunatics!
The young witch curled her lips, and as she walked towards the two, she teased: "Grandma told you earlier, it's okay for you to turn your head quickly when you meet a Tie Hanhan..."
Speaking of this young witch, she took a look at Liu Fang, and everything in that look said nothing.
Then he said, "I think we might as well collect tickets directly and sell designated sacrifices in the future, so that the money will be quicker!
It's almost impossible to uncover the pot, so you don't need to hide it three layers in and out. "
After speaking, the woman looked at Liu Fang again, with contempt in her eyes.
On the side, Liu Fang's heart became angry: "Hey, hey, it's almost done, why did you look at me twice in a row!
Oh, isn't he just a feudal superstitionist!
Who will allow you to look at me with that kind of eyes that care about the mentally retarded!" Liu Fang cursed inwardly, too lazy to care about this girl.
The girl looked at the silly boy in front of her, and didn't care about Liu Fang's constipated appearance, but she was puzzled in her heart, secretly thinking that this person looked familiar, as if she had seen him somewhere.
But he didn't care about it, instead he said directly to Liu Fang: "So you are asking questions, our fortune-telling is the same as other places, and we also charge money.
Are you going to ask about career, love, or marriage? "
"I don't ask any of these, I just want to ask one thing!" Although the girl in front of him didn't save any face for Liu Fang.
But Liu Fang really didn't dare to fight her hard, he had no choice but to be a man with his tail between his legs, which was the best policy.
"Then what do you want to ask, I can tell you, I don't have the ability to communicate with the dead, at most it's a fortune-telling or something."
The more Liu Fang heard it, the more he felt that the woman in front of him was unreliable, because he was a master who had never seen the world.
But in his impression, witches are mostly praying to exorcise evil spirits, or are responsible for offering sacrifices. When did the priests of Dongying become more and more Chinese?
I couldn't help being scornful in my heart, but said patiently: "Actually, I came here to bother you this time, mainly to inquire about one matter, and I need the two of you to help solve it. As for the reward, I will never treat you badly."
"Pushing the street...wouldn't it be alright if it had been like this for a long time, and I'll be alone for a long time." The witch muttered a few words in Cantonese in a low voice.
Liu Fang's ears moved and his eyes narrowed. He couldn't understand Cantonese, but he definitely heard the phrase "把桥" clearly.
Unexpectedly, the woman in front of me has been messing around for a long time, and she is a pretty girl from Guangdong.
Then he said unceremoniously: "Beautiful girl, do you need to say that this person is a provocateur? I'm just asking about something. Don't be too angry!"
When this woman heard what Liu Fang said, she was amazed, with a strong Cantonese accent: "Oh, I didn't expect that you, a native of Dongying, can speak Mandarin better than Wo."
"What are you talking about? I'm an upright and upright Chinese man. Putonghua, that's my housekeeping skill!"
"Oh, that's it, let's talk, for the sake of your hometown, I'll give you... a [-]% discount."
"After working for a long time, a fellow villager only has 0.01 weight..." Liu Fang complained in his heart, and then said: "You can get as much as you want, and I won't take advantage of you.
Let's put it this way, this matter is very important to me. I need to know what is a ninja, and what is a ninja? "
The young witch shook her head: "What kind of patience is this, I've never heard of it, why don't you ask Grandma Wo.
But don't speak Chinese, she really can't understand. "
I saw the elderly priestess next to the two of them, looking at them with a polite smile.
Liu Fang turned to explain the purpose of coming, but saw the originally amiable old witch, her complexion tightened, and her eyes showed nervousness: "Who told you about the insect ninja!"
"Wang Pu, I don't know if you still remember that person..."
Before Liu Fang could finish speaking, the old witch interrupted immediately, took one of his arms, and muttered in a low voice, "Go to the room and say, it's inconvenient here."
(End of this chapter)
Hearing what the old witch said, Liu Fang quietly looked at the short shrine in the courtyard, curled his lips, and slandered from the bottom of his heart: "If God works, why do you need the police?!"
Then he said to the old witch: "Old man, in fact, I am an atheist, not the kind of person who worships every temple."
"Whether you believe in God or not, God is there, and He will not protect you just because you don't believe in Him.
So in order to show respect, or goodbye! "The old witch looked at the young man in front of her kindly.
Annoyed in his heart: "What's the matter with this brat, do I have to ask for money in order to understand people's language?"
Liu Fang looked at the short wooden house in the courtyard, felt helpless, clasped his hands together, raised his head high, bowed three times, and shouted: "There is no taboo, good luck!"
Then he looked at the old witch next to him, and spread his hands: "Look, old man, I'm going to say goodbye, but you see, I'm here this time to ask you something, it's like this..."
"No, no, no, this kind of worship does not conform to rituals, and offerings are required to worship the gods!" The old witch interrupted quickly.
Liu Fang looked at the old man in front of him strangely, and couldn't help complaining in his heart: "Let's just skip this offering. If there is really a god in this world, even the old man will look down on him. Sincerity will help..."
Then he said: "It's not an old man, you don't have to be so careful, worshiping God is about sincerity, it doesn't matter what offerings are not offerings.
Besides, I believe that the gods have lived for such a long time since ancient times, and have never seen or eaten anything. As far as our little thing is concerned, he may not be able to catch his eye! "
Seeing this situation, the old witch looked helpless, and was frowning as she thought about how to speak, so as to ask people to pay, but also not to make the other party feel that she was too philistine!
"Hey! That bastard, you want to inquire about things without paying me, what a joke!"
I saw that at the door of the house, a girl wearing a witch's costume was looking at Liu Fang from a distance with her hands on her hips.
He looked very angry, probably because he had just woken up and was still feeling angry.
In an instant, Liu Fang, who heard this, realized it!
Sure enough, all the temples in the world are of the same family, and they all change their ways to ask for money for sesame oil. I thought that compared to the bald donkeys and famous mountain and ancient temples in China, the ones here in Japan might be different, but I didn’t expect them all to look like birds.
On the other side, seeing her granddaughter pierce the window paper asking for money without hesitation, the old witch frowned displeasedly: "What money is not money!
How can you treat such vulgar things as the gods and the premise, what are we worshiping the gods for?
Is it to make money, we worship the gods, or is it not because of the inspiration of his old man that we do this. "
"Hiss... Is this old woman telling the truth, or a true believer."
Liu Fang wondered secretly. After all, Liu Fang was familiar with people in the secular world, but it was really hard for him to grasp the pulse of this kind of priest.
What's more, you are facing foreign monks. You must know that some people in religious beliefs often give birth to very extreme lunatics!
The young witch curled her lips, and as she walked towards the two, she teased: "Grandma told you earlier, it's okay for you to turn your head quickly when you meet a Tie Hanhan..."
Speaking of this young witch, she took a look at Liu Fang, and everything in that look said nothing.
Then he said, "I think we might as well collect tickets directly and sell designated sacrifices in the future, so that the money will be quicker!
It's almost impossible to uncover the pot, so you don't need to hide it three layers in and out. "
After speaking, the woman looked at Liu Fang again, with contempt in her eyes.
On the side, Liu Fang's heart became angry: "Hey, hey, it's almost done, why did you look at me twice in a row!
Oh, isn't he just a feudal superstitionist!
Who will allow you to look at me with that kind of eyes that care about the mentally retarded!" Liu Fang cursed inwardly, too lazy to care about this girl.
The girl looked at the silly boy in front of her, and didn't care about Liu Fang's constipated appearance, but she was puzzled in her heart, secretly thinking that this person looked familiar, as if she had seen him somewhere.
But he didn't care about it, instead he said directly to Liu Fang: "So you are asking questions, our fortune-telling is the same as other places, and we also charge money.
Are you going to ask about career, love, or marriage? "
"I don't ask any of these, I just want to ask one thing!" Although the girl in front of him didn't save any face for Liu Fang.
But Liu Fang really didn't dare to fight her hard, he had no choice but to be a man with his tail between his legs, which was the best policy.
"Then what do you want to ask, I can tell you, I don't have the ability to communicate with the dead, at most it's a fortune-telling or something."
The more Liu Fang heard it, the more he felt that the woman in front of him was unreliable, because he was a master who had never seen the world.
But in his impression, witches are mostly praying to exorcise evil spirits, or are responsible for offering sacrifices. When did the priests of Dongying become more and more Chinese?
I couldn't help being scornful in my heart, but said patiently: "Actually, I came here to bother you this time, mainly to inquire about one matter, and I need the two of you to help solve it. As for the reward, I will never treat you badly."
"Pushing the street...wouldn't it be alright if it had been like this for a long time, and I'll be alone for a long time." The witch muttered a few words in Cantonese in a low voice.
Liu Fang's ears moved and his eyes narrowed. He couldn't understand Cantonese, but he definitely heard the phrase "把桥" clearly.
Unexpectedly, the woman in front of me has been messing around for a long time, and she is a pretty girl from Guangdong.
Then he said unceremoniously: "Beautiful girl, do you need to say that this person is a provocateur? I'm just asking about something. Don't be too angry!"
When this woman heard what Liu Fang said, she was amazed, with a strong Cantonese accent: "Oh, I didn't expect that you, a native of Dongying, can speak Mandarin better than Wo."
"What are you talking about? I'm an upright and upright Chinese man. Putonghua, that's my housekeeping skill!"
"Oh, that's it, let's talk, for the sake of your hometown, I'll give you... a [-]% discount."
"After working for a long time, a fellow villager only has 0.01 weight..." Liu Fang complained in his heart, and then said: "You can get as much as you want, and I won't take advantage of you.
Let's put it this way, this matter is very important to me. I need to know what is a ninja, and what is a ninja? "
The young witch shook her head: "What kind of patience is this, I've never heard of it, why don't you ask Grandma Wo.
But don't speak Chinese, she really can't understand. "
I saw the elderly priestess next to the two of them, looking at them with a polite smile.
Liu Fang turned to explain the purpose of coming, but saw the originally amiable old witch, her complexion tightened, and her eyes showed nervousness: "Who told you about the insect ninja!"
"Wang Pu, I don't know if you still remember that person..."
Before Liu Fang could finish speaking, the old witch interrupted immediately, took one of his arms, and muttered in a low voice, "Go to the room and say, it's inconvenient here."
(End of this chapter)
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