I really don't know Mantian Xianfo

Chapter 5 The teacher suddenly wanted to go out for a walk
Xu Kaixin telegraphed, but he couldn't think of a suitable countermeasure.

Looking at the aggressive eyes of the old man and the crowd, he felt a little helpless.

want to cry...

The old man was so angry that he glared at Xu Kai angrily.

Then he said.

"It is absolutely impossible for Pindao to leave Anshan!"

"Pimpedao will stay here until he dies! Traveling around the world, traveling in other places, that is not the pursuit of the poor."

"Don't worry, everyone. Anyone who has a child who is about to be born can come to Pindao for amulets. This is a blessing for Pindao."

"As for what kind of apprentice this fool wants to take under the guise of being a poor Taoist, this is even more nonsense!"

"Everyone, don't be deceived by him. This idiot is also assigned to be an apprentice? He knows nothing! Don't mislead your apprentice!"

"Everyone, when the poor Taoist worships the patriarch, you can take this amulet and go down the mountain!"

While talking, he gave Xu Kai a hard look again.

A "see how I deal with you later" expression.

Lin Ma and Chen Ma's expressions were obviously a little disappointed, they hesitated for a while, and asked again.

"Then about our children's apprenticeship..."

"If you don't count, don't count. This kid can't even count how many hairs he has on his body. What can he teach? This is too absurd."

The old man pouted, obviously looking down on his apprentice.

Xu Kai rolled his eyes.

I'm the last immortal on earth now, okay? !

Who do you despise?

Suddenly, Xu Kai had a flash of inspiration and suddenly thought of something.

……

The old man comforted all the villagers.

Then without even looking at Xu Kai, he just kicked him away.

Burning incense in front of the censer, muttering for a while.

On the amulet, lightly draw a few special symbols with cinnabar, and bow to the incense burner again and again.

Xu Kai noticed that the symbols drawn on each amulet were different.

Could it be that there is another way to do this?
Who is this old man?
Is he a Qi refiner?

Do you really have the ability, or are you fooling around here?

He is now a blank slate, knowing almost nothing about many things in this world.

If you put it in the previous life.

He definitely wouldn't believe that there are immortals, qi refiners, monks and the like in this world.

But now the facts are clearly in front of him.

Can't help but he doesn't believe it...

Could it be that this old man is also a capable person who hides in the mountains?

How else could I receive such an awesome disciple like me?
After a very concise ceremony, the old man distributed the mahogany amulets with red tassels to several pregnant women.

He asked a few more words.

What must be placed as close to the body as possible, what should not be wet when taking a bath, and what things in the house will collide with the amulet.

After ordering everything, the old man raised his head.

The original deep eyes suddenly became cloudy, and seemed to be a little dull.

It was as if the spirit had been invaded and controlled by something.

But soon, Qingming was restored.

Even though it was just a momentary change in eyes...

But the old man's attitude suddenly changed drastically.

Before a group of villagers were about to go down the mountain, he suddenly blocked their way down the mountain.

Then he looked at Xu Kai and said very seriously.

"Just now, Pindao made some mistakes, and I have to clarify."

"Apprentice, the world is so big, as a teacher, I suddenly want to go out for a walk."

"It's true that you should accept an apprentice. This way, you can go out and travel with peace of mind knowing that you have successors, right?"

"Life should not only be about living in front of you, but poetry and the distance!"

"Aren't you right?"

A group of people are all stupid!
Looking at the old man's eyes is like looking at a lunatic!
This seems to be a little bit wrong, right?
Who said "I will stay here until I die" just now? !
Now what the hell are you talking about going out for a trip?

This has the same effect as the unyielding king!
Who is crazy?

The strong man immediately came over and asked without knowing why.

"Old, master, did you take the wrong medicine? Didn't you just..."

The old man shook his head and said seriously.

"It was just now, and now is now. I have been enlightened for 30 years, and I have been living in the mountains, and I am already very tired."

"To travel around the world has always been the lifelong wish of the poor."

"The only thing that Pindao is worried about is that the inheritance of my family will be cut off, and no one can inherit it."

"If this disciple of mine can accept a few grandchildren for me, that would be the best of luck!"

"Pindao's disciple is outstanding, far surpassing me as a master."

"Compared to him, Pindao's mediocrity may not even be as good as the dung beetle in the cesspit."

"Pindao, this disciple, is the real proud son of heaven, the moon of nine days, the mountain of ten thousand zhang! He is worthy of the title of 'Immortal Elder'!"

"What is the poor way! The poor way is ashamed!"

"Pindao implores you, no! Pindao must remind you, if you miss the opportunity to worship me as an apprentice! It will be the biggest mistake you make in your life!"

Brawny:? ? ?
Mama Lin:? ? ?
Mother Chen: ? ? ?
Other villagers: ? ? ? ? ? ! ! ! !

There seems to be something wrong, right?

Who said just now that Xu Kai is a waste and not worthy of accepting disciples?

Are we crazy?
Remember it wrong?

Xu Kai stood by and smiled shyly, a little embarrassed.

"Master, Master, you are flattering me too much, how can you!"

"No matter how capable I am, you, a master, can't become a dung beetle! I won't allow you to say that about yourself!"

"Ahem, the matter of accepting apprentices is still necessary. After all, you, the old man, have plans to travel!"

"In that case, let's settle down like this."

"Auntie, follow what we said just now. If your children worship me as their teacher, they will definitely not suffer or be fooled!"

……

[Ding dong!Congratulations to the host for completing the "Greedy Wolf" mission]

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the task reward: Anshan and a [-]-mile radius open spiritual energy recovery; randomly unlock a method of refining energy. 】

[Unlocked: The Pure Immortal Thirteen-day Method of the Four Great Qi Refining Paths of Taoism, please check it carefully. 】

[Ding dong!Congratulations to the host for completing the first phase of the task of "Break Out of a Cocoon and Become a Butterfly". 】

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the task reward: three-star cultivation base; unlocking the way for mortals to refine Qi]

[Unlocked: The full solution to the path of refining qi for mortals to transform into immortals, please pay attention to check. 】

Yes.

The task was so dramatically accomplished.

Xu Kai felt complacent for a while.

……

When a group of seven people went down the mountain, they still felt buzzing in their minds and were in a daze.

The big ups and downs that happened just now are too much beyond their cognition.

What the hell are these two masters and apprentices?

Why are they all crazy.

It's a bit abnormal!
Are you out of your mind?

Mama Lin and Mama Chen were especially conflicted.

They were even afraid that if their children would learn from these two idiots in the future...

You won't learn anything wrong, will you?
But they also very much hope that their children can have such powerful skills as Xiao Xianchang.

If only the little fairy could teach some "immortal methods" and the like.

That's even more amazing.

Rural people have simple ideas.

They persistently believed that when Xu Kai would dodge to support the strong man, he had used some immortal method that they could not understand.

The old people in the village also often said that there are many high-level people hidden in the mountains.

This world is not as simple as they imagined.

Didn't the news say a while ago that some people saw someone crossing a thunderstorm amid lightning, thunder, heavy rain and heavy fog?

This time, they felt that Xiao Xianchang must be the "superior person" that the village elders said.

therefore.

Apart from being confused by the old man's attitude, they were really excited.

While stepping down the stone steps, he stroked his stomach contentedly.

Very happy.

As for the other villagers, they all have their own thoughts.

Most people think that the old fairy may be insane.

Or he practiced some inexplicable fairy art, so he went crazy.

The only point of view they agreed on was: Xiao Xianchang is a remarkable and capable person.

If this is placed in the village, it will be enough for them to brag about it for a long time.

That is to say, no one is allowed to believe it.

……

Xu Kai watched as a group of villagers went down the mountain.

Let out a long sigh of relief.

Turning around, he looked at the old man who was packing his luggage and was really preparing to go out for a walk...

He licked his lips guiltily...

I was muttering in my heart.

Am I going a little too far?
That's right.

The reason why the old man went crazy, he turned his back on the battle, and said something completely different from before.

Of course he wasn't insane.

Instead, Xu Kai used his newly awakened magical powers on him.

Zhuang Sheng's dream of Fa-rectification!

The magic of this supernatural power made him feel shocked again.

Just at the most critical moment.

He chose a dead horse as a living horse doctor...

Temporarily enable this supernatural power that has just been awakened and does not know the specific effect.

But he didn't expect the final effect to be much better than he expected.

After using Zhuang Sheng's great dream to rectify the law.

Not only is he able to instill some beneficial memory images directly into the mind of the affected person in an extremely mysterious dream form.

It can even temporarily control the spiritual will of the affected person.

Forcibly add some special psychological hints to the subject.

For example, just now, when he was using supernatural powers, he sent two psychological hints to the old man.

First: In order to travel around the world, he needs to let his disciple accept an apprentice to inherit the mantle, so that he can feel at ease.

Second: His apprentice, that is, himself, is quite a remarkable figure.

Then, the old man's thinking and behavior completely changed!

Almost a change beyond common sense!
This is like a kind of deep hypnosis, and it is an irresistible deep hypnosis.

If you don't solve this psychological hint by yourself...

It is even probable that the old man will remain in this state forever.

This is only the first floor!

The effect is so strong!
The only bad thing is:

It was just a small use of this supernatural power on the old man alone, and the Yuan Qi in his body was directly sucked out.

Nothing is left.

This supernatural power consumes too much Yuan Qi.

Compared with Jimu Qianxuntong and Omniscient Linglong Yuxintong, the consumption of these two supernatural powers is not on the same order of magnitude at all.

Judging from the level of supernatural powers, this Zhuang Sheng's Great Dream Fa-rectification should be much higher than the previous two.

This time, one of my unintentional kind thoughts was considered a treasure.

Sure enough, good people are rewarded!

(End of this chapter)