I really don't know Mantian Xianfo

Chapter 28 Immortal Boss, I Can Warm the Bed!
"This picture is definitely not good. You should draw more carefully and mark all the veins and veins on your body. Follow the step-by-step instructions I told you."

An artist had no choice but to delete and redraw the composition on the computer.

"This picture is not good either. You have to mark the one hundred and eight acupuncture points and nine spiritual openings in the human body, and you have to express them in the drawing."

"The one you drew looks like an anime character. It has no sense of reality. Does it have any credibility?"

Another artist had no choice but to delete and repaint.

Because there are not enough computers in the office.

So there were a few painters, on the side table, hand-painting the tasks delivered by Xu Kai.

But Xu Kailai looked back and forth for a long time, but was not very satisfied.

Although these are the illustrators who specialize in textbooks and illustrations from the Education Department.

But when used in the detailed drawing of the gas refining path, it is a bit wrong.

The drawn pictures look more and more crappy.

Some simple pictures.

For example, a villain sitting with five hearts facing the sky;
A villain with a trick in hand;
I can still draw well.

But when it comes to complicated pictures...

For example, a detailed map of the meridians of the body...

Vascular detailing...

Details of the acupoints one by one...

Those painters are completely clueless.

No matter how hard he tried to explain, he couldn't draw the picture he wanted in his heart.

He couldn't help worrying.

It's definitely not going to work like this, it seems that I have to find a few more people from Mr. Chen.

It is best to be a person who is familiar with medical theory and has the level of painting.

I was thinking about it.

He suddenly heard a messy sound coming from outside.

He has excellent perception and knows immediately who is making noise.

Seeing that everyone in the room is frowning and painting.

Xu Kai also planned to go out to catch his breath.

So he gave a few words of advice and asked the others to continue working.

He opened the door and went out.

From a long distance away, someone could be heard shouting in a high-pitched voice.

"I'm Lao Cheng! You don't even know Lao Cheng? You're blind!"

"Non-members of the Immortal Cultivation Department are not allowed to enter!"

"Let me in quickly! I want to find Lord Immortal! Let me in quickly! If my important event is delayed, can you bear the responsibility?!"

"Military important place, please leave!"

"Hey! What do you mean? Do you still want to hit someone?! Try touching me! I yelled! I yelled!"

"Please leave!"

"You didn't see my golden signboard or something! Double-click 666! Did you see it! The old Cheng thief is reliable, you..."

Then Xu Kai heard a piercing cry of pain like a bellows.

"Hey! It hurts! I, I, I, I was wrong, I was wrong..."

"I'm leaving now, don't get your hands dirty, ah, your shoes are dirty, let me polish your shoes."

"Hey, this car is quite dirty, let me get you a basin of water to clean the car!"

Xu Kai was so happy that he almost fell to the ground.

I thought that this old Cheng was not stingy, and finally got tough.

In the end, it turned out to be that flirtatious bully...

Also shine shoes and cars?

Do you want to lose face?
Once being rectified, he will be honest.

Xu Kai smiled and shouted from a distance.

"and many more!"

The two blue suits holding the door heard someone shouting.

He stopped the movement of his hands and looked back.

Lao Cheng, who was nodding and bowing, immediately heard the voice of his own fairy boss.

The back straightened immediately.

He raised his eyebrows and stared.

"See! This is my boss! He's a fairy!"

"You all have blind eyes but don't know Taishan! You can't even see that I am my boss's number one pony!"

"Your leader really lost his mind, and even asked you two blind men to watch the door! Hurry up, let me in!"

"I'm old Cheng, come and see, you two have a black seal, I'm afraid there will be a bloody disaster soon!"

"Be careful when walking at night!"

The two blue suits ignored his messy clamor.

When he turned around and saw that it was Xu Kai, he immediately saluted respectfully.

"Sir!"

Xu Kai frowned, a little unclear.

"Why do you call me sir?"

The two blue suits looked at each other, and one of them stood at attention and replied.

"Report, sir! After our leader's meeting yesterday, we issued an order, no matter where we see you, we must call sir!"

"You are now the number one honorary advisor of the Immortal Cultivation Department! Of course you are our chief!"

Now Xu Kai was really surprised.

Honorary Advisor?

Still number one?
I don't know how?

In what life did you get this title?
But he didn't know, and the two pawns certainly didn't know either.

So he didn't ask much, just nodded.

Pointing to the old Cheng outside the door.

"What's going on with him?"

Blue suit then replied.

"Report sir! He has been arguing to come in, but the superior has issued an order yesterday that non-members of the headquarters must not enter!"

"However, the order also said that the commander's requirements must be fully met!"

"If the officer needs him to come in, we will let him in immediately!"

Xu Kai sucked his teeth.

This Mr. Chen is really interesting.

With such trust in himself, he dared to give such nonsense orders to the people below.

All requirements met?

Then if they blow up the Immortal Cultivation Department by themselves, or set fire to it, will they all be satisfied?
Probably because of my good looks.

It's all about eating with your face!

Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the hope on Lao Cheng's face, and flicked flattering little eyes at him.

Xu Kaiquan pretended not to see it and shook his head.

"Don't let him in."

"Yes!"

"Boss Immortal! Don't, don't, don't! Let me in, I really have something to look for you! Just delay your time for a while! Just for a while!"

When Lao Cheng heard that Xu Kai didn't let him in, he immediately jumped on the hungry tiger.

Put your whole face on the iron gate of the gate.

Stretching out his hand, he continued to greet inside.

Xu Kai raised his eyebrows and looked at this idiot with great interest.

Asked with a smile in his eyes.

"You? What can you do with me? Did I smash your signboard again?"

Old Cheng shook his head again and again.

"How can it be! How can you smash the signboard and not smash the signboard! I've never heard of it!"

"Boss Immortal! Even if you want to smash my signboard, I will bring it up for you to smash!"

"It's all trivial! Even if you ask me to carry shit, pee, warm the bed, and sleep with me! I can do it all!"

Xu Kai directly shivered Lingling.

Goosebumps all over my body.

Who the hell let you warm the bed to sleep with you!

Is this what people say?
Sensing the weird eyes of the two blue suits next to her, Xu Kai wanted to scold her.

Helplessly sighed.

"Don't talk about these useless things. If you have anything to do, just say it directly, and just come in."

He was really afraid that when he was sleeping at night, Lao Cheng would run over to warm his bed...

That picture...

It's beautiful just thinking about it.

It's so beautiful that you want to spit out your intestines.

"Ouch! Immortal Boss!"

"How can I just say this kind of secret thing in public! Let's change places! I'll tell you alone!"

The more Xu Kai looked at Lao Cheng's expression, the more he felt something was wrong.

old glass?
Why are you so obscene.

What's so secret?

Do I have something secret to tell you? !

I don't know if it's an illusion.

He felt that the two blue suits looked at him more and more strangely.

Don't say such ambiguous words!

Xu Kai really wanted to vomit blood.

But he also knew that if this idiot was allowed to continue, he would spout endless nonsense.

He probably won't be able to clean himself up after jumping into the East Tianhe Sea!

Because, the crazy laughter of the little female dragon has already sounded in his ears...

His face was as dark as the bottom of a pot, and he shouted at Lao Cheng.

"shut up!"

Then he said helplessly to the blue suit next to him, "Open the door."

……

Old Cheng tugged and tugged, and Xu Kai kept struggling to shake off his hand.

The two hooked up and walked about ten meters outside the door before stopping.

Xu Kai took a long, deep breath to restore his composure.

"What's the matter? Hurry up and stop talking nonsense!"

Old Cheng had a hippie smile on his face.

"Hey hey, boss fairy..."

Xu Kai didn't bother to correct him, so he let him call it that.

"Do you still remember the last time, I patted my chest and promised that the child born in Xu's second family must be a boy?"

"Are you curious, why am I, an old Jianghu who has been cheating and abducting for a long time with my mouth, so sure of my statement?"

Xu Kai shook his head.

"Not at all curious."

Old Cheng: "..."

Xu Kai shrugged: "Are you finished? Can I go?"

Old Cheng: "..."

Without another word, Xu Kai turned his head and was about to leave.

Recently, he has a lot of things on hand.

I don't have time to tease Lao Cheng, waiting for Lao Cheng to play tricks with him.

"Don't, don't, don't, don't! Immortal Boss! Don't rush away! I finally called you out!"

"Okay, I'm old Cheng, and I don't want to keep it!"

"The reason why I was so sure that there was a boy in the womb of Mrs. Xu was actually because I had someone behind me to help me."

Xu Kai's heart moved.

Expert help?

But on the surface, he remained calm and pretended not to take it seriously.

He knew Lao Cheng, who would shine brightly if given some sunshine.

Just can't give old Cheng face.

"Oh, go on."

Lao Cheng looked around and made sure that no one paid attention to this place.

Only then did Wei Wei come closer and said in a low voice.

"The expert behind me is proficient in the art of Qi and Huang, and specializes in the study of Huang Lao."

"Calculation of secrets, fortune-telling by touching bones, strange door armor, clever tricks, there is no one who can't do it!"

"He wishes to see you."

"Boss Immortal, don't rush to refuse!"

"He said, as long as you read this thing, you will definitely be interested in meeting him!"

While talking, Lao Cheng took out a somewhat yellowed ancient book from his pocket.

Handed it to Xu Kai's eyes.

Xu Kai didn't answer, he was actually thinking about the two nouns in Lao Cheng's words.

The art of distorting yellow.

The study of Huang Lao.

The word "yellow" in these two nouns refers to the Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor among the Three Emperors and Five Emperors!
The word Qihuang comes from the [Huangdi Neijing] in ancient times...

Such vocabulary...

It shouldn't have appeared in this world where [history before Xia is blank and no one knows about the Three Sovereigns and Five Emperors]!

Why was Lao Cheng able to speak so naturally?

He lowered his head again, staring at the yellowed ancient book in Lao Cheng's hand.

When I saw it, I couldn't take my eyes off it!
(End of this chapter)