I really don't know Mantian Xianfo

Chapter 12 An unexpected person went up the mountain
In fact, from the perspective of Xu Kai's original intention, he really didn't want to enter the public's field of vision so early.

Look like you're awesome?

What's the use?

I really don't want to be famous so early.

But the system cheated me!

Seeing the increasing popularity of the system panel, Xu Kai knew that his hype was very successful.

It is only a matter of time before the task is completed.

In the first few days, popularity growth was relatively slow.

But this requires a fermentation process.

Xu Kai knew it clearly.

This type of news is among the most fascinating in this nascent stage of the Reiki recovery era.

It is impossible to be buried.

The further back, the popularity will only grow faster and faster.

It's just a matter of time to complete the task.

The next few days.

While paying attention to the improvement of the task completion, he sat on the edge of the cliff with nothing to do, looking down the mountain with the extreme eye Chihiro pupil.

More and more people are gathering near Anshan.

It used to be an old mountainous area that was inaccessible.

At least [-] miles of mountain roads are required from the road.

The conditions are very bad.

It wasn't long before several nearby villages were powered on.

It can provide electricity for about three hours at most every day, and when it is less, it may not be able to supply electricity for an hour.

I heard that not long ago, a remarkable person walked out of this mountainous area, and his assets are now over [-] million.

Due to the influence of celebrities who have achieved enlightenment and ascended to heaven, there are also some geographical and historical reasons. After synthesis...

The mountainous area has also received some development.

It's not as poor as the impoverished mountainous area in the news reports.

There is no food, no water to drink.

But this mountain area has never been so lively since ancient times.

Through observations in recent days.

The people that Xu Kai found were not only melon-eating people in various provinces and cities across the country who were affected by the news.

There were also people from all walks of life flocking in.

What geologists, architects, chemical scientists, businessmen, government officials, archaeologists, explorers, astronomers.

What other climatologists, ecologists, medical staff, artists, mineralogists, environmentalists, agronomists...

Etc., etc.

It can all be transported by truck.

Almost all walks of life.

There are simply too many to count.

In a few days, there will even be crews from various entertainment companies running over to join in the fun.

Shooting scenes, finding "mutated" villagers as extras, etc...

It's really a world full of vicissitudes.

Very lively.

Standing on the top of the mountain, blowing the mountain wind.

Xu Kai didn't have any idea of ​​going down to join in the fun.

He knew that it wouldn't be long before he wanted to be lively.

It is uncertain how crowded this Anshan will be.

Take advantage of the cleanliness for a few days now, and live a comfortable life.

What makes Xu Kai feel a little strange is...

It has been nearly half a month since Erdan went up the mountain last time.

Mama Lin should be full term, right?

Why has there been no news of the birth of the child?

There will never be any surprises, right?

Just as he was thinking in his mind, his scattered perception moved slightly.

He felt a strange breath at the foot of the mountain, climbing the mountain.

is an unknown person.

Why would the bastard let this guy over?
Xu Kai cast his Extreme Eye Qianxun Tong to look over.

It was found that it was a middle-aged man wearing a gray cloth robe.

Dressed in gossip.

A small cloth bag was slung over his shoulder.

It seems to contain pens, ink, paper, inkstone, cinnabar, copper coins, compass, Dieda wine, talisman paper, yellow paper, maps of celestial stems and earthly branches, and the like.

Fortune-telling stuff.

Holding a lupine in one hand, he kept fanning.

In the other hand, he held a pair of cloth signs fluttering in the wind.

Positive yes.

"Touching bones, telling fortunes, looking for Lao Cheng, reliable."

It says on the back.

"Orthodox fortune-telling, you can't accept it. Old iron, double-click 666, compare your heart!"

Xu Kai almost died laughing.

What the hell is this...

This deep mountain and old forest still likes the set of "double-click 666"?
This fortune teller is so fucking up to date.

He looked cheerfully at the nervous old man, walking up the mountain step by step.

Most people can't learn that flirtatious flirtatious look.

Look at the meaning, it seems that they went up the mountain to find me?

Xu Kaixin was full of doubts, what did this fortune teller ask me for?
This is really unexpected.

But it's okay, it hurts to be alone.

It would be nice if one more person came up to chat.

……

In the cave, Xu Kai and the fortune teller Lao Cheng sat face to face.

"You came to see me? What's the matter? Tell me."

While picking the yellow teeth in his mouth with the long nail of his little finger, Lao Cheng opened his mouth wide.

He didn't look at Xu Kai at all, but just looked at him from the corner of his eye.

A dirty shoe lay on the table, and the body was tilted on the stone bed.

"You're the bustling one that's been rumored outside. What's that An, Immortal Anshan?"

Lao Cheng's voice sounded full of disdain and ridicule.

Xu Kai nodded.

"What's wrong? Is there something wrong?"

Lao Cheng narrowed his small eyes slightly.

Consciously or unintentionally, he looked at Xu Kai with his eyes, then he sat up straight and leaned in front of Xu Kai.

A black palm stretched out in front of Xu Kai's face.

It seemed that he wanted to pat Xu Kai's tender, fair and smooth face.

He was dodged by Xu Kaiyi.

Xu Kai frowned slightly, staring at Lao Cheng suspiciously.

"What do you want?"

old glass?
Lao Cheng saw that Xu Kai's face couldn't be patted, so he patted his own dark, boneless face with his hand.

"Little boy, do you know what this is?"

Xu Kai: "Ah? Who knows what you said?"

Old Cheng Dazui almost went to Antarctica.

"This is a face! A face! A big face! Do you have one? Oh yes, it's not that you don't have a face, it's that your face is too big!"

"Little boy, I've always seen you at a young age, with thin skin and tender flesh, thin and small."

"You have a handsome face that doesn't look like our country folks. You should be a bright person. Why is your face so big?"

Xu Kai was at a loss, not knowing what this guy was talking about.

"What the hell are you talking about? Can we say something that 'humans' can understand?"

Lao Cheng's face darkened instantly, "Huh?"

The voice was sharp and piercing.

It's like the squeaking sound made by the door hinges that haven't been lubricated for a long time.

"You still say that my old Cheng is not human???"

"Little boy, my old Cheng treats you as a junior, so I don't bother to argue with you, but why do you keep trying to get along with my old Cheng?"

"We all eat together, Taoist priests and fortune tellers are not separated."

"It's all about deception and abduction. What kind of expert are you and me?"

"You Taoist priests are just better at pretending than our fortune-tellers! You talk about gods and gods all day long, asking about asking immortals, and pushing mercury to make alchemy."

"The other people don't know, I'm old Cheng Da, how can I not know? It's all a fool's trick, for outsiders who don't know how to see it."

"Actually, all of you are pretending madmen!"

While talking, Lao Cheng gave Xu Kai a thumbs up.

It seems to be saying: On the road of pretending to be aggressive, we are indeed inferior to you.

Xu Kai didn't know what he was talking about.

There is not only no waves in the heart.

And even a little bit of a laugh...

Decided!
You are the one who is responsible for being funny!

Although Lao Cheng kept talking nonsense in front of him, the nose was not the nose, the eyes were not the eyes.

And the words that came out were full of mockery.

He always has a humble, gentle and gentle smile on his face.

Maybe in front of others.

It will be very angry to be accused of Datong inexplicably.

He even slaps the opponent's face with a backhanded mouth.

But in Xu Kai's view, there is no need.

In terms of identity, he is the last fairy on earth, and the power in his body is so huge that he can't control it himself.

Maybe when using magical powers, a lot of Yuan Qi will be consumed.

That's just because supernatural powers are special abilities that can only be used by immortals.

He is currently in the lower reaches of the immortals, so naturally he cannot use it at will.

But immortals are immortals after all, and they are on two different levels from mortals.

The Yuan Qi in his body, to some extent, is a force higher than all levels of power on the earth.

If he wanted, he could level several nearby mountains at will.

If he wanted to, there was almost nothing he couldn't do on this earth right now.

And who is Lao Cheng?

In a corner of the mountains, an old god who lives and drinks by cheating and cheating.

The two are not on the same level at all.

It's as if you're a seasoned old scholar.

Seeing a young man standing in front of you full of empty words, scolding Fang Qiu and pointing out Jiangshan.

You just find it ridiculous.

You will only feel that the other party is playing big swords in front of Guan Gong.

But there will be no inner fluctuations.

Not even bothering to refute.

For a veteran, can't make it.

This is the difference between cloud and mud on the level.

In Xu Kai's previous life, there was a code of conduct that still applies today.

Anger solves nothing, and wild swings in emotion only reveal one's incompetence.

So no matter when, whenever he encounters anything, he will laugh it off.

Is it worth haggling with a low-level person?

This is his demeanor and his style.

Seeing that he didn't respond, Lao Cheng continued to babble on his own.

"But don't forget, my old Cheng came here first, and I ate this meal first, and entered the industry half a lifetime earlier than you little brat."

"In the past, when your old man was away, relying on his ability to buy a few amulets, he competed with my old Cheng for business."

"I respect his old age and profound morality, so I don't care too much about him."

"But now your old man has disappeared, you are a tender young man, why are you pretending to be a big clove of garlic here?"

"The little boy who just graduated from the teacher and doesn't even know how many hairs he has on his body is just talking nonsense and smashing my old Cheng's brand here!"

"You really think that I, Old Cheng, have spent most of my life in this business for nothing, don't you?"

Xu Kai spread his hands innocently.

"Did I smash your signboard? Isn't your double-click 666 signboard right there?"

Old Cheng spat.

"Bah! It's about to happen, little boy, are you still here pretending to be innocent with my old Cheng? Don't let me ask you!"

"Let me ask you, the second Xu's mother-in-law's belly is a girl, you didn't say that!"

Xu Kai didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

Just such a little shit.

I've heard you talking nonsense here for a long time!
"I said it, so it's a girl. If you insist on saying he's a boy, that's fine."

"We'll just wait until the baby is born, and then we'll figure out who's the nonsense cheater."

Lao Cheng's eyes narrowed again.

He stared straight at Xu Kai.

"Little boy, don't talk nonsense, when did my old Cheng say that I wasn't cheated?"

"I've always been cheated! That's right! Yes! Got cheated! Do you understand? Am I proud! This is all I eat!"

"Do you think I really figured out which family gave birth to a boy and whose family gave birth to a girl?"

"I'm not a gynecologist at the clinic, where do I know where to go?"

"Every time someone tells someone a fortune, it's just a made-up rhetoric on the spot."

"I use the same formula as couples. If people want a boy, I say they will have a boy, and if they want a girl, I say a girl."

"Hey, do you see that my old Cheng is extremely smart? This is called business acumen!"

"I have to follow other people's food and clothing parents, so that I can ask for money!"

"If you're lucky, let my old Cheng be fooled. If you're not lucky..."

"Then even if I, old Cheng, have bad fortune and haven't lied to anyone, the worst thing is to shoot him and change places."

Xu Kai was dumbfounded.

This old bastard, making up and deceiving people, cheating and cheating...

But what are you so arrogant about?

Is this something particularly revealing? !

"But I am not right, so I am unlucky!"

"But if someone dismantles the stage, that means someone smashed my old Cheng's signboard!"

"I, Old Cheng, can't take it anymore, so I have to give you a little color! Let you know what it means to respect the old and love the young!"

"Especially this time, my old Cheng dared to pat his chest and say that that child is definitely a boy!"

"How on earth did I know? Don't worry about it. I'm sure it's definitely a boy!"

"But now, instead of believing me, Second Xu also believed your nonsense, and even gave the child a pussy name, what is it called Little Greedy?"

"That bastard, Second Xu, even smashed my stall."

"Adamantly say that I'm talking nonsense and deceiving people! Where can I go to reason? I can't clean it up even if I jump into the Yellow River!"

"Why do you let me, old Cheng, hang around here in the future?!"

"Boy, you have nothing to pretend to be cowardly and nonsense, no one will stop you! But you touched my old Cheng's brow, you just can't do it!"

Xu Kai still found it very funny, his expression remained calm.

But his eyes slowly turned to the hole behind Lao Cheng.

(End of this chapter)