The Old Philosopher of Ninja World

Chapter 191 Wedding ([-] words chapter)

"Ms. Mito, are the flower heads ready?"

"Sister Mito, are you ready for the wedding candy?"

"Sister Mito, have you got the ring?"

"Sister Mito, don't drink too much water before you leave."

"Hey, Miss Mito, don't move!"

Uzumaki Mito helplessly watched Uchiha Hotaru busy here, and at this moment put a piece of cloth under her wedding dress.

"Xiaoying, what are you doing with a piece of cloth under my wedding dress?"

Uchiha Hotaru grinned.

"You don't understand that, Mito-san."

"The static electricity generated by friction will make the wedding dress get a lot of dust on the ground."

Uzumaki Mito nodded.

"It was Zhe who taught you again?"

"Ah."

"By the way, Miss Mito, have you hidden the new shoes?"

"You can't let them find it easily."

"It's hidden."

Uzumaki Mito closed his eyes and suddenly sensed something.

"They are here."

Uchiha Hotaru jumped up suddenly.

"Then I'll hurry to help Xiaoyeli."

After finishing speaking, Uchiha Hotaru ran away.

Uzumaki Mito carefully mobilized Kagura's mind and eyes to perceive the outside situation.

"Zhe, Madara and Quanna?"

"Senna, get ready."

"Today is Zhe's day of great joy, we brothers must not lose face."

Uchiha Madara adjusted his suit and tie, and said to Quanna seriously.

"Don't worry, brother."

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!"

Uchiha Quanna also said solemnly as if facing a big enemy.

Uchiha Tetsu looked at the two from behind and nodded helplessly.

"Can you do it, don't be so serious."

Uchiha Madara turned his head abruptly.

"No!"

"Do you think this is only about you?"

"This is about the face of the entire Uchiha clan!"

"Later, you don't have to do anything."

"I, Uchiha Madara, promise to settle everything for you."

"That's right!" Uchiha Izumi echoed from the side.

"My big brother is invincible!"

Uchiha Tetsu looked forward, and the Uzumaki clan had arrived.

"arrive."

"Reached?"

After Uchiha Madara saw the Uzumaki tribe in front of him, he patted the dust that did not exist on his body, straightened his collar and skirt, and smoothed the tie on his suit again.

Then Uchiha Madara straightened his body and walked forward with vigorous steps, his eyes were as sharp as a knife.

Uchiha Quanna also turned over and jumped off the flying ninja, and then followed his elder brother.

Uchiha Tetsu shook his head helplessly.

"Hey, shouldn't the best man not steal the groom's limelight?"

"How do you feel that the best man is more groom than the groom?"

After thinking about it, Uchiha Tetsu also jumped off the flying ninja beast, and after sorting out his appearance, he also walked forward.

At the gate of the Uzumaki clan, the little girl Yori Uchiha is waiting for the upcoming best man group, she is a checkpoint to enter the bride's door.

Suddenly, Uchiha Yori saw the tall and burly Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Quanna walking towards him, and hurriedly stepped forward to stop them.

"Stay live live live"

"Stop!"

"If you want to enter the door, you have to pass my level first."

Although Yori Uchiha was young, he had no stage fright at all, and said to the two with his teeth and claws like a little tiger.

"Oh, Yeri?"

Uchiha Madara is now the patriarch of the Uchiha clan, and he has a certain amount of attention to the talented little ninjas in his clan.

Uchiha Yori is considered to be the most talented little girl in the next generation, and Uchiha Madara naturally paid attention to and communicated with her.

"Tell me, what is your level?"

After being slightly surprised at first, Uchiha Madara immediately regained his composure and asked confidently.

Uchiha Yeri shook his head and stretched out a finger.

"The first question, Xiaoyeli is in an unlocked room, but Xiaoyeli did not open the door even with all his strength."

"May I ask how is this going?"

Uchiha Madara fell into thinking. Logically speaking, if it is not locked, even an ordinary person can pull it open, but Xiao Yeli did not pull it open. Why is this?

Suddenly, Uchiha Madara had the answer in his heart, so he said confidently.

"Because Xiao Yeli is in the illusion, the door in front of him is a fake door!"

"No." Yori Uchiha shook his head.

"In this question, Xiao Yeli did not fall into any illusion."

"This"

"That's because Xiao Yeli didn't have enough strength, so he didn't open the door."

Uchiha Madara said again.

Uchiha Yeri waggled his fingers.

"Brother Ban, you are wrong again."

"The correct answer is."

"This door is not meant to be pulled, but to be pushed."

"So Xiaoye won't open the door."

Madara Uchiha shook his head, walked to a door that the Uzumaki clan used to push, and then pulled down the entire door panel with a sudden force with his hand, and then said to Xiao Yeli.

"Here."

"Facts speak louder than words, that is, Xiao Yeli is not strong enough, so he can't open the door."

Yuri Uchiha:
Uchiha Yeri shook his head.

"This question doesn't count, let's do another question."

Beside, Uchiha Quanna whispered to Uchiha Madara.

"Brother, this is the door of the Uzumaki clan, is it appropriate for us to do this?"

Uchiha Madara waved his hand disapprovingly.

"What are you afraid of? Between the pillars, the doors, the tiles, and the boards."

"People from the Qianshou clan are professional house repairers, and they will definitely help the Uzumaki clan to fix it."

Uchiha Quanna nodded, his elder brother is smart.

At this time, Uchiha Yeri was talking about the second question.

"Now the enemy has used eight small flying psychic beasts to spy on intelligence, and they are lying on the tree in disguise."

"Xiao Yeli used a Fumo shuriken to kill seven small flying psychic beasts."

"May I ask how many flying psychic beasts are left on the tree?"

Uchiha Izuna waved her arms happily.

"I know I know."

"Eight psychic beasts killed seven of them, there must be one psychic beast left."

Uchiha Yeri shook his head.

"answer."

"mistake."

Uchiha Yori looked at Uchiha Madara again.

"Brother Ban's answer."

Uchiha Madara said after pondering for a few seconds.

"Not one left."

Uchiha Yori looked at Uchiha Madara in surprise.

"That's right."

"Brother Ban is really amazing."

Beside, Uchiha Izuna hurriedly asked.

"why why."

"Why is there not one left?"

Uchiha Yeri shook his head and explained.

"Because that bird will be scared away."

"Are you right, Brother Ban?"

Uchiha Madara rested his chin with his hand.

"So that's the answer?"

Uchiha Yeri:? ? ?

"Don't Brother Ban think so?"

Uchiha Spot nodded.

"Ah."

"I thought Xiao Yeli meant that eight flying psychic beasts should kill seven first."

"In this way, the enemy family can return to the family with only one flying psychic beast left."

"At this time, Xiao Yeli can come back and find me to track down the flying psychic beast."

"Then find the family where the flying psychic beast is spying on us."

"After finding the family, I can go in and use the Yin Dun to open the complete body Susanoo to destroy the family."

"By the way, kill this flying psychic beast that escaped."

"In this way, there will be no flying psychic beasts left in the end."

Uchiha Izuna verbally wowed, the elder brother deserves to be the elder brother, he thinks more than me.

Later, Uchiha Tetsu was also present, and just heard Uchiha Madara's wonderful conclusion.

"Madara is suitable to be a debater."

"Because Madara can always find the breakthrough point of the opponent's most unexpected problem."

Over there, Xiaoye nodded helplessly, and he couldn't even refute.

"Okay, here's the third question."

"Sister Ying can eat a bowl of porridge every day, so please ask."

Before Xiaoye could finish speaking, a voice came from behind her.

"Xiao Yeli, what you said is wrong."

"How could Sister Ying only drink one bowl of porridge every day?"

Uchiha Yeri turned his head away, looking at Uchiha Hotaru with big eyes aggrieved, almost crying.

Are you with them or with us?

"In this way, the Whirlpool clan is very large, 2000 meters away from the bride's home."

"As long as you can get us to the door of the bride's house without moving our feet, then you have passed the test."

"Also, don't use the Flying Thunder God Technique!"

Uchiha Madara and Uchiha Quanna looked at each other, come on!
Uchiha Izuna went over and hugged Uchiha Hotaru in a princess hug.

"Hey, Senna!"

"What are you doing here? I want Zhe to hug me, not you."

Uchiha Izumi said solemnly.

"no!"

"My eldest brother and I have made an agreement. This time we must show the momentum of our two brothers, and we must not let you make things difficult for Zhe."

Uchiha Hotaru nodded helplessly, and the first time she was hugged by the princess was handed over to Quan Na, an idiot.

This is an accidental trap for myself.

On the other side, Uchiha Madara also tried his best to squat in front of Uchiha Yeri with a smile that he thought was kind.

"Xiaoyeli, Brother Ban is behind your back, okay?"

Uchiha Yeri nodded.

After hearing the affirmative answer, Uchiha Madara put Uchiha Yeri on his shoulder, and then gave Uchiha Tetsu a wink.

mission completed!

Tetsu Uchiha watched Quanna holding Hotaru and Madara holding Yeri, and thought of other things.

"In Madara and Quanna's original novel, they are old bachelors. The two brothers have been single for more than 100 years and they still haven't left the single."

"The main reason is that these two people have never dated girls, so naturally there is no chance of getting out of the singles."

"But now it seems."

"Quenna and Yingying are not much different in age. If Yingying is handed over to Quanna, Yingying's family throne will be very stable."

"And I'm relieved, too."

"Madara and Yeri are eight years apart, so it's not too much of a difference."

"And today this is the first time I've seen Madara show such a kind smile instead of a nuclear one."

"As for Yeli, judging from the original book, pupil techniques like Izanami's were created because they didn't want to see civil strife among the tribe."

"I think she will be a kind-hearted little girl when she grows up."

"Wait a few more years. Maybe Madara really has something to do."

Uchiha Tetsu sighed, Damn, Madara and Quanna really don't let themselves worry about it, they have to help themselves with this kind of thing.

Uchiha Tetsu shook his head.

"I don't want to, today's protagonist."

"But me."

So Uchiha Tetsu strode forward.

In the boudoir, Uzumaki Mito sensed that his two bridesmaids were solved like this.

And they are walking towards themselves together.

Uzumaki Mito adjusted her hairpin and head flower, adjusted her wedding dress, and prepared to welcome the arrival of several people with her best posture.

"Wuhu!"

"The groom is coming to find the bride!"

First, Uchiha Madara carried the little girl Uchiha Yeri into the room and stood on the left.

Then Uchiha Quanna entered the room holding Uchiha Hotaru and stood on the right.

"I didn't expect you to be quite light."

"But you usually eat a lot more than me."

Uchiha Quanna put Uchiha Hotaru down and said in surprise.

Uchiha Hotaru stepped on Uchiha Quanna's foot suddenly.

"Stop talking!"

"Zhe is coming, keep quiet!"

"hiss!"

Uchiha Izumi gasped, this kick was really strong.

Finally, Uchiha Tetsu came to Uzumaki Mito's boudoir wearing a handsome black suit.

The two smiled and looked at each other.

Suddenly, Uchiha Hotaru waved her hand in front of Uchiha Tetsu.

"Stop looking."

"I know the bride is pretty, but don't stare at her so stupidly."

"The bride is still barefoot, and hasn't looked for new shoes yet."

Uchiha Tetsu looked at Uzumaki Mito, his white feet were still bare, like an angel who had landed in the mortal world.

Uchiha Tetsu hurriedly rummaged around the house and finally found new shoes.

Then, Uchiha Tetsu came to Uzumaki Mito with the shoe in his hand.

Then, bent down, squatted down, lifted Mito's feet, and picked up the shoes.

Putting Mito's white feet into the shoe very carefully and earnestly, for fear that Uzumaki Mito's feet would suffer even the slightest pain.

At this moment, Uzumaki Mito only felt a kind of happiness rippling in his heart, and then radiated countless ripples to the surroundings.

From childhood to adulthood, since I can remember, this is the first time in more than ten years that other people help me put on my shoes.

After putting on his shoes, Uchiha Tetsu gently lifted Uzumaki Mito from the bed.

"Let's go."

"Ah."

In the Uchiha clan, the reception hall is also the main hall where Uchiha Tetsu and Uzumaki Mito held their wedding.

Uzumaki Ashina, Uzumaki Mizukin, Uchiha Southern Cross, Uchiha Hokuto, Uchiha Sen, and Uchiha Yutaka sit in the positions of the woman and the man's family respectively.

"I didn't expect that our Uchiha clan would become in-laws with your Uzumaki clan."

Uchiha Southern Cross said with emotion that he has been stationed in the south for many years, so he also had contacts with Uzumaki Ashina.

Uzumaki Ashina nodded, because he had to attend two weddings at the same time in one day, so he came directly to the Uchiha clan in advance.

"Times have changed."

"Speaking of which, I would also like to thank Uchiha Tetsu of your Uchiha clan."

"Mito is the first eldest princess of the Uzumaki clan to fall in love freely and find true love for many years."

"Yeah." Uchiha Southern Cross nodded.

"Father, here they come."

On the side, the vortex water piano always opened Kagura's eyes, and reminded at this moment.

"Flying Thunder God's Art?"

"It's really fast."

Uzumaki Ashina said with emotion.

"come yet?"

Uchiha Hokuto patted the dirt on his body and stood up to start preparations. Today, he is the host of the wedding.

Outside, Uchiha Quanna also ran in and said to Uchiha Hokuto.

"Uncle Beidou, you can start!"

Uchiha Hokuto nodded, stepped onto the wedding stage, picked up Chakra and began to host.

"The people of the Uchiha clan, the Uzumaki clan, and guests from other families who came from afar."

"Today, the spring breeze brings warmth and the fragrance of flowers overflows."

"At this exciting time, allow me to make a solemn announcement."

"Uchiha Tetsu and Uzumaki Mito's wedding officially begins!"

"Fire the cannon! Applause welcomes the bride and groom to enter!"

In an instant, countless Uchiha clansmen began to applaud with all their strength, and with the use of Chakra, the applause was indescribably warm.

"Xuanbi God, ten times!"

"Fire Escape Uchiha Fireworks!"

A huge flame rushed from the ground to the sky, and the sky was instantly burned red, matching the peach blossom-like human face.

Uchiha Tetsu and Uzumaki Mito walked forward slowly holding each other's arms, and Uchiha Hotaru used the shadow clone to help Uzumaki Mito lift the wedding dress slightly behind.

"Wuhu!"

Next to it, Uchiha Yeri was also very happily calling out with a small ribbon bucket.

Uchiha Hokuto saw the two entering the arena with a smile, and was also very infected by the atmosphere, so he lifted up his chakra and said loudly again.

"The average life expectancy in the Warring States period was only 30 years old."

"But in these days when jade and swallows are flying together, we welcome such a pair of newcomers who have traveled through eight long years."

"Please remember the unforgettable day of May [-]rd."

"Today, countless pairs of eyes from the ninja world will witness this wedding together!"

Uchiha Hokuto paused.

"The parents who gave birth to me!"

"Now, the newlyweds are asked to bow three times to their parents."

Uchiha Tetsu looked at the audience, Uzumaki Ashina was sitting upright as Uzumaki Mito's father, and on his side.
I thought that I had no parents in this life, and it didn't matter if no one was here.

But Uchiha Madara said to himself very seriously that the eldest brother is like a father, and if no one comes, Madara will be the one.

do not know either
Should I cry or laugh? Although Madara is sincere, I always feel that I am being taken advantage of.

"Bow, I wish my parents taste like Zhilan."

"Two bows, I wish my parents a blessing like the long flowing water of the East Sea."

"Three bows, I wish my parents live like a thousand-year-old pine in Nanshan."

Uchiha Tetsu and Uzumaki Mito took each other's hands and bowed three times together. At this moment, their hearts were full of joy.

"The groom is handsome and unrestrained, and the bride is ashamed."

"They experienced a period of first love that was as gorgeous as the morning glow and as mysterious as a moonlit night."

"After a long period of waiting and watching each other's love."

"Finally ushered in the wedding day when I am in you and you are in me."

"We have entered a new era of respecting each other as guests and working hand in hand."

"Next, invite the bride and groom to have a cup of wine."

"After drinking a cup of wine, it will last forever, never break up, and have all happiness and happiness!"

Uchiha Tetsu and Uzumaki Mito took the wine from Uchiha Quanna and Uchiha Hotaru respectively, they looked into each other's eyes, and their arms were gently entwined.

"Mito."

"Zhe."

Smiling, the two matched each other's rhythm and gradually drank the wine in their hands.

"Next, let the bride and groom exchange rings."

Receiving the ring from Quanna and Hotaru again, Uchiha Tetsu knelt down on one knee, looked at Uzumaki Mito's slender hand as smooth as suet jade, and slowly put the ring on Uzumaki Mito's left ring finger.

On the ring finger of the left hand, there is a blood vessel that can be directly connected to the heart. Putting it here symbolizes that each other places their love closest to the heart.

"One obeisance, fall in love with each other, husband and wife love each other."

"Second obeisance, like-minded, pass on the family line."

"Three worships, a happy marriage for a hundred years, a consummated marriage."

"at last."

"Let us raise our glasses together, and wish the happiness of the bride and groom to be as continuous as flowing water, as unstoppable as a volcanic eruption, and as enduring as a green pine."

"cheers!"

into the night.

Walking along the edge of the stream, forgetting the distance of the road.

Suddenly there is a peach blossom forest, hundreds of steps across the bank, there are no miscellaneous trees in the middle, the fragrant grass is delicious, and the fallen flowers are colorful.

Philosophy is very different, and he continues to move forward, wanting to make his forest poor.

When the water source is exhausted in the forest, there is a mountain, and the mountain has a small mouth, as if there is light, it will enter through the mouth.

Initially very narrow, talented people.

After walking for dozens of steps, he suddenly became enlightened.

If you ask why.
Uchiha Tetsu only had one word.

"It's a taste."

"It's not enough for outsiders."

　This is one of the most thoughtful chapters I have ever written.

　　In the last scene, [-] words were omitted, and I made up my own brain.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)