Basketball god-level bastard

Chapter 95 095. Wu Hao: Fatty, let me teach you how to play (please collect)
"We fought like shit tonight!"

"Is it comfortable to see Howard's complacent look?"

"How can you fight the Bulls if you can't even lose the Magic?"

Pierce opened a pair of big nostrils and angrily scolded people in the Celtics locker room.

硬特白了小皮一眼，心想你小子17投10铁在这吹什么牛逼呢，要是没有老子稳健的27分8篮板6助攻2盖帽怎么可能只输两分。

Ray Allen is in a fugue, and it is almost time for me to fall asleep. If I miss the time to go to bed, my melanin will be silent. Alas, I am so anxious.

At this time, Rajon Rondo glanced at the message on the phone, "Paul, the Bulls also lost, to the Nuggets, 3 points."

Pierce hammered his chest excitedly, "We won the Nuggets by 26 points, and the Bulls lost the Nuggets by 3 points. So we can win by 29 points against the Bulls. It's safe, and the championship is safe!"

Hard Te also laughed, chattering, this is the result of you not answering my call, compared to me being black and hard, Brother Gasol is nothing.

Lei Allen quickly picked up his schoolbag and said, "Off work?"

Paul ignored Ray Allen, "To celebrate the Bulls' loss, nightclub, I treat you!"

The generals of the green army cheered up.

Ray Allen silently turned off the sleep ringtone on the phone, and followed these 'bloody' guys in the nightclub until dawn with resentful eyes...

Leaving the Denver plateau, the Bulls all flew to the Big Apple.

The DJ began to introduce the Bulls players, and Madison Square Garden booed one after another.

When Kobe Bryant ran out of the tunnel, the boos of the fans reached their peak.

James Dolan once asked Kobe Bryant three times in an interview, why didn't he answer my phone?Why not listen to our offer?Why the hell are you going to Chicago?

Kobe said: A team of idiots who want to pay an annual salary of 2000 million to the retired 'CIC King' who is at home, whoever comes is an idiot!
New Yorkers are all dicks with their eyes above their heads. People hold up huge doll palms and show their middle fingers to provoke Kobe.

Knicks 'live mascot' Spike Lee has a good relationship with Kobe, but the stinky mouth is also nagging, "This jersey doesn't suit you!"

Kobe clapped his hands hard, and then said only one thing, "Come on with me and shut up the 'sons of bitches'!"

The Knicks are 2-9 to start the season, and the problem-kid duo of Stephon Marbury and Zach Randolph has made the team hopeless.

Isiah Thomas is the Knicks president of part-time coaching.

It doesn't matter how bad the current record is. If you win the No. 2010 lottery, then you can catch a big fish in the free market in [-], clear the garbage contract, and the salted fish can turn around again.

BOBO smiled slightly, my assassin, do you think anyone can win the top prize like a fool?Besides, Knicks Dolan, you will only have more and more junk contracts in your hands.

James Dolan: I think 'gram six' is doing well, why don't you give him a maximum salary?

'Smiling Assassin' couldn't laugh anymore.

With a summary of Knicks players' contracts in hand --

'Worst contract ever' contender Jerome James, £5m over 3000 years.

'Poison Contract' Stephon Marbury, 4 years, 7350 million.

'No. 6 poison contract' Eddie Curry, 5600 million for [-] years.

That's not to mention the tens of millions of annual salaries of Zach Randolph, Quentin Richardson, Jerome Williams and Malik Ross' confused middle class.

Uncle Alan Houston's 6-year 1 million has just been settled.

Isaiah: If it weren't for the fact that you Dolan people are stupid and rich, I would have walked away long ago.

In this game, Scott sent Ben Wallace to the injury watch list again.

Big Ben said that the Bulls' lineup is too rich now, and it's the same with me or without me.

Uncle Qiao thought to himself, let me have a rest sometime, my old arms and legs can't handle Liu Lianke.

The Gasol brothers joined forces.

Wu Hao wanted Luol Deng's starting position, Scott needed Kirk Hinrich to defend Crawford, and Kobe to deal with Lao Ma.

Knicks center Eddie Curry, power forward Zach Randolph, small forward Quentin Richardson, shooting guard Steph Marbury and point guard Jamal Crawford.

Xiaojia murmured in Eddie's ear, "There are only basketball and meat in the world that cannot be let down."

"What do you mean?" Eddie showed a black question mark face.

"I don't know, but there are my two favorite words in this sentence, basketball and meat." Xiao Jia said as he licked his lips, as if he was hungry again.

Eddie said a word, instinctively wanting to stay away from Xiao Jia.

Xiaojia deliberately walked over and continued, "Winning the game and double-double, I can only have a meal if I meet these two conditions at the same time."

Eddie said again, wondering if this guy is out of his mind.

"If you prevent me from scoring or grabbing rebounds, I won't be able to eat meat in the end, and I will bite you 100%." ​​Xiaojia gritted his teeth as he said.

Eddie jerked the referee, "He's going to bite me, don't you care?"

The referee patted his chest and promised, "Don't be afraid, I'm here. When he bites you, tell me and I will expel him immediately!"

Emmmm......

Eddie Curry turned terrified.jpg!

For the jump ball, Xiao Jia looked at Eddie with a 'friendly' look, and gave you a look to experience it for yourself.

Xiao Jia passed the ball to Wu Hao.

Wu Hao dribbled the ball forward and his opponent was 'Ah Q' Quentin Richardson.

Since being sent to the Knicks by the Suns, Ah Q has fallen into a period of confusion. In two years, Ah Q has grown from fat to a big Q!

Seeing Wu Hao, Quentin couldn't help complaining, "The outside world still criticizes me for being fat, brother, you are much more exaggerated than me."

Wu Hao smiled, "Damn, I'm not only fatter than you, I'm also much stronger than you."

In the next second, Wu Hao passed the big Q, rushed to the basket and knocked away Eddie Curry for a strong layup!

Whistle, 2+1!

Wu Hao made an extra penalty against the boos of the New Yorkers.

When passing by Big Q, Wu Hao smiled and said, "Fatty, I'll teach you how to play."

Quentin glared at Wu Hao, damn rookie!

"I know you're not happy with Quentin, just wait and see, I'll take good care of him."

Hearing Wu Hao's words, Kobe frowned. How could even a rookie like Wu Hao know that Quentin married my first love, Brandy Norwood?

Kobe said calmly, "I didn't see Quentin upset, but if you want to abuse him, I support you and don't pass the ball to me."

Fuck, my team doesn't even want the ball, how much I hate Big Q.

Wu Hao finished complaining in his heart, but come on, if you don't tell the truth, the boat of friendship can sail to the end of the world!
Quentin wanted the ball, and Marbury also wanted the ball. Ke Liu took a look at the two, innocently.

I saw that Keliu dribbled the ball under his crotch and changed hands behind his back, passed Hinrich, went to the basket and made a layup.

Hinrich and Xiaojia were reduced to background boards.

In terms of manual work, I, Crawford, are the 'oiran' of the NBA!
[Human Ball Unity] [Three-step Layup Man] light up at the same time.

Wu Hao knocked Quentin Richardson down this time, and then neither broke through nor shot, Wu Hao bowed his head and mourned for the big Q for three seconds...

The [Vacancy Terminator] icon lights up.

Wu Hao shook his shoulders and made a three-point shot, and with a swish sound, he entered the frame hollowly!

"Oh, I can't stop the feeling."

Kobe smiled and patted Wu Hao's butt, "Keep pretending, I like to watch."

Big Q subconsciously glanced at the former Brandy seat, his wife is gone, and playing basketball is boring...

(End of this chapter)