Basketball god-level bastard

Chapter 335 333. Banana Boat Brothers Assemble! (first update)
The Portland Trail Blazers successfully won the Western Conference championship trophy.

As the fourth in the West and the second in the Northwest, the Youth Army ranks 14th in the league in points per game, fourth in points allowed, and fifth in net points.

Converted into hundreds of rounds, the score jumped to No. 1, and the average number of rounds was the last. These two data prove that the Blazers have fewer offensive rounds but a high success rate.

In contrast, the Bulls rank first in points per game, third in points allowed, first in point differential, second in points per 1 rounds, and first in PACE in the league. Their performance is impeccable from any angle.

One is a fast player, and the other is a slow player.

Before the game, an ESPN analyst said that this round of the series may become a repeat of the 04 Finals.

Wo Ji directly retorted, "04 can be regarded as the strongest spear VS the strongest shield, but the Bulls have obvious advantages in both offense and defense."

"The only chance for the Blazers is for the Twin Towers to perform at the level of a master and Lord of the Rings. At the same time, Roy returns with full blood, and Nash accepts the status of a substitute!"

Wo Kee's views did not directly lead to widespread discussion.

Instead, Stoudemire jumped out and sprayed Wo Ji, "Nash is on the bench? Do you know the ball? 2 consecutive MVPs, 6-time All-Stars, 3-time first team, and 3-time assist kings. Nash is one of the best guards in the league. You But letting him play as a substitute is ridiculous."

Wo Ji immediately counterattacked, "Nash is very good, but he can't deal with point guards with strong scoring ability like Wu Hao and Paul, what did the Cavaliers do, let LeBron defend Wu Hao, the effect is good, Mo also played as a substitute, to be honest , I think Xiao Mo's physical fitness is not worse than Nash, he can't even defend, can Nash do it?"

Xiao Mo joined the discussion, "Who said I can't guard Wu Hao? Correct you, Coach Brown wants me to be Manu for the Cavaliers, so I'm a substitute."

Manu said, what does it have to do with me when you play as a substitute? It’s just an old man’s bad taste when I play as a substitute.

Stoudemire began to mock, "Bullshit talk, it's like the Pistons let AI play as a substitute. I haven't heard of MVP playing as a substitute."

A question involving Wu Hao, Lao Na, Stoudemire, Paul, LeBron, Xiao Mo, Manu, AI, it is strange that the public opinion is not explosive.

Wo Ji insisted on his point of view, "The Blazers should let Batum defend Wu Hao."

"Batum has height, wingspan, and is young and energetic! Can he organize? Yes, his golf quotient is not bad. I'm not saying he can guard Wu Hao, but he is more suitable than Nash."

"Whether Roy can come back is still unknown. The Cavaliers' two forwards and one guard failed. The Blazers should try three forwards and twin towers!"

"I can provide the Blazers with a starting lineup, center Oden, power forward LaMarcus, small forward Outlaw, shooting guard Rudy and point guard Batum!"

In addition to proposing a three-forward lineup, Wo Ji said unceremoniously, "Who remembers the Trail Blazers' championship odds? +3000! And the Bulls are +300. I think the biggest suspense in the finals is not who can win the championship, but Ke Ritian, who can win the FMVP!"

Before the finals started, Wu Hao's loyal fans had already loaned him an FMVP.

然后用两冠军、1MVP、2FMVP、1DPOY、2AMVP、1防1阵、最佳新秀、1助攻王、1抢断王的荣誉说吴昊已经能排进历史前15。

The more fans praise Wu, the more various officials like to dislike Wu.

Just like 2K9 gave Corvo, Hardt, Mousse, and CP3 99 points.

How much is Wu Hao? 96 points!
As soon as this score came out, the official 2K9 account was hacked, and the programmer worked hard overnight to raise Wu Hao's ability value to 98, and then threw out the result of a temporary worker who made a mistake in operation and was fired.

The problem is that the Imperial Capital Olympics has just been played, and the 2K9 score has led to a new meme——

当98的小五带着94的大姚、79的阿联、53的孙悦、没分大郅之流击败了3个99和一堆90+的梦之队。

Q: How many points should Little Five actually have?
Answer: Not three or four thousand, not one or two thousand, just 998, 998 to bring the pride of the Celestial Dynasty home, 998 can’t be bought at a loss, can’t be fooled, can’t buy a square meter of the imperial capital...

From analyzing the rise of the Trail Blazers lineup to Wu Hao's invincible dislocation, Wu Hao never cared about people's topics, because he was still busy gathering with the Buckeye brothers to celebrate Oden's embrace of his son, which was a double blessing.

Wu Hao took in another godson, Ao Xiaodeng, "Ao Xiaodeng, 20 years later, I will lead you to win the championship in the NBA!"

Oden pointed to himself, "Brother, what about me?"

"You can fight for 20 years with your long and short legs?"

Auden replied faintly, "I heard that the old Chinese doctor of Tianchao has a cure, so I plan to go to Tianchao to treat my legs during this offseason."

"..."

Wu Hao didn't know how to answer.

The party was held in Auden's mansion in Los Angeles. Wu Hao and others gave the Auden family enough private time, and then 2 days before the start of the finals, everyone boarded Wu Hao's private jet and flew to Chicago.

Wu Hao's departure from the team these days is not purely for fun, he records videos at fixed points every day and sends them to the Bulls trainers.

Conley and Cook were embarrassed. They didn't have Wu Hao's strength but they became proud and complacent. So, Wu Hao trained, and they followed suit.

Sr. Conley suggested, "Wu, you start a breakfast club like Michael, and your friends are sure to want to join."

Wu Hao shook his head, "Remember what I said, take a good vacation when you are on vacation, and concentrate on playing basketball. Your body is the capital of winning. What you should do on vacation is to take care of your body."

Conley, Cook, and Oden all said, "Brother is right."

Return to the Bulls.

Corvo gave Wu Hao a blank look, "People are preparing for the finals here, and you go to cheer for the opponent, is it reasonable?"

"I figured it would be more interesting to play the Blazers than the Nuggets."

Lao Ke said sternly, "An explanation is a cover-up, and a cover-up is the truth. The boss of the team must look like a boss."

Wu Hao smiled, "Oh, you admit that I am the boss of the team?"

Corvo gave Wu Hao an elbow, "I'm teaching you how to do things!"

Well, that's the only way you can talk to me in the basketball world.

Wu Hao had a game with Corvo ONE ON ONE, and Corvo's three-pointers were getting more and more accurate. It's a bit unreasonable to actually win Wu Hao with a strong three-pointer.

The Bulls and Trail Blazers are preparing for the finals.

The defeated generals have already started group vacations.

"Melo, you did a good job, but the result proves nothing. Hey, pack up your mood and go out with us?"

Hearing this, Anthony asked casually, "Who else?"

"LeBron, CP3, me, just like when we were in Macau."

Paul said, who is like you, I slept in a hotel, but the three of you ran out to take care of yourself, and I became a man in the dust...

Thinking of LeBron and his sympathy, Anthony replied, "Count me in."

LeBron said, cool, I can rub Melo's hot spots.

With the addition of Carmelo Anthony, the Bahamas holiday tourism team organized by Wade and Union (Banana Boat Brothers) is officially assembled!
Bosh, who was left alone in the North, was completely forgotten by the banana boat brothers.

Bosh is really puzzled. After the 08 Olympics, everyone said that James, Wei, and Bo made three sworn alliances in the NBA. They knocked their heads on the ground to form a super big three that swept the basketball world.

emmmmm, it's only been a year, you guys don't take me out anymore, what did I do wrong...

(End of this chapter)