I steal from the heavens

Chapter 8 Poison Hair
Li Gu took the second master, and just walked into the Pansi Cave, when he heard a "crackling" fighting sound...

"Bitch, I knew you had no love for the stinky monkey!"

"Stop talking nonsense! Take your life!"

The two female monsters fought inseparably in the cave. For a while, gravel and vines flew randomly, which affected Li Gu and the second leader.

"Damn, two crazy women." Zhizunbao staggered over and saw Li Gu, his face beaming with joy: "Third Master, are you awake? Great."

Li Gu looked at the two women who were fighting fiercely on the other side of the cave, and couldn't help but ask, "Guangzhu, what happened here? Didn't the two of them have a good relationship yesterday? Why are you fighting in bed today?" Woke up?"

Zhizunbao flicked his bangs, looking very troubled: "These two female monsters were bewitched by my handsome appearance, and they wanted to spend the night with me. You see, these two people After arguing and arguing, they started fighting."

Li Gu's eyes widened, "Guangzhu, I'm relieved to see that you are still so shameless."

"Now is not the time to talk about this." Supreme Treasure pulled him and was about to go out, "Let's run while they are fighting."

"Huh? Want to run?" The second leader knelt down on the ground when he heard this, and hugged Zhizunbao's thigh with all his strength, "With me here, you can't even think about running away."

Zhizunbao saw that the second boss had completely lost his mind, stuck to his thigh like a piece of brown sugar, and couldn't shake it off no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't help becoming anxious.

"What are you doing, get out of here."

Facing Zhizunbao's punches and kicks, the Erdangjia remained unmoved in the slightest, and still hugged his thigh tightly, swearing to the death that he would not let go.

"Master! The stinky monkey wants to escape!" the second master shouted.

On the other hand, although Chunsanniang's cultivation base is higher than Bai Jingjing's, Bai Jingjing's Sanwei Baiguhuo just restrained her spider web and most of her moves.Therefore, the two have always been between brothers.

But the shout from the second master distracted Chun Sansanniang.

When Bai Jingjing saw that she had shown her flaws, she was unambiguous and directly attacked!He slapped Chun Sanniang hard on the chest!
The distracted Chun Sansanniang was unable to defend herself in time and was sent flying by the palm.

Only then did Bai Jingjing have the opportunity to escape and come to the Supreme Treasure.

Seeing that she had hurt Chunsanniang, the Erdangjia, who didn't want to seek death, let go of his hand and rolled on the ground a few times. With a sound of "Oops!", he began to lie on the ground and pretend to be dead.

Li Gu was stunned to see this series of magical operations.I admired it in my heart, "As expected of the old Jianghu, this ability to adapt to changes is very human."

"Let's go!" Bai Jingjing made a gesture, wanting to pull Supreme Treasure to escape from Pansi Cave together.However, Li Gu's existence made her hesitate for a second, "You can't leave the moonlight treasure box to senior sister!"

"what!!"

Amidst a shrill scream, poor little Li Gu was captured by the female monster again.

Spring Sansanniang wiped the blood from the corner of her mouth, covered Zhongzhang's chest, and shouted: "Junior Sister! You have been poisoned by my Pansi Soft Armor. Without my antidote, you will definitely die!"

But Bai Jingjing had already fled away with two men, and no one responded to her.

………………

I don't know how long Bai Jingjing flew with the two of them, and where they went.

Li Gu, who already had a stuffy nose, had been blown by the cold wind for so long along the way. His head suddenly felt hot and he was about to go into shock.

However, Bai Jingjing was also slightly injured in the fight just now, plus she forcibly used her demon power to escape at this time, the poisonous gas had gradually entered her heart veins.

"puff!"

Bai Jingjing suddenly spit out a mouthful of black blood, and her consciousness began to blur.The three people who were rushing in mid-air quickly fell to the ground.

Their linear height from the ground is not very high, only three to five meters. Logically speaking, they will not fall badly.

However, their speed was too fast, so the impact they received was not small.

Li Gu was dizzy at first and didn't understand what happened.

After a brief feeling of weightlessness, he suddenly fell to the ground, and then due to inertia, he kept rolling forward on the ground until he was completely unconscious.

In a daze, he seemed to have returned to the small restaurant called "Lele Divine Kitchen".

This time, cousin Wu Yundong didn't come up with anything strange.He just told that he had just been rescued by the police from a pyramid scheme organization, where he had been imprisoned for half a year.

The two brothers ate while recalling the past.From the Ultraman I liked the most when I was a child, to the girl I liked in school, the two chatted for a long time.

Finally, uncle and aunt arrived by car.Looking at their son who had been missing for half a year, they couldn't help crying with joy.

Li Gu was also comforting, and found that the two elders were only in their early 40s, and already had mottled white hair, and couldn't help but feel a little sad.

However, just come back.

After dealing with this matter, he can go back to work better.

"Cousin, please wait a moment."

Wu Yundong stopped Li Gu who was about to leave, "Cousin, wait for me. I still have something to tell you." He walked up to Li Gu, "Thank you, cousin, if it wasn't for you, I would Don't even know what to do."

"Snapped."

Sudden.

Wu Yundong made an attack, and without warning, he slapped Li Gu in the face!
Li Gu was taken aback, "Cousin, why did you hit me?"

"Who is your cousin!" Wu Yundong's voice suddenly became thicker, "Wake up quickly!"

"Snapped!"

Another slap in the face.

Li Gu was furious, and was about to teach this little brat a lesson.

wake up.

He opened his eyes, and just in time, the Supreme Treasure was riding on him, and the next slap he raised high fell down.

"Snapped!"

Li Gu's face was hit hard again. He was a little annoyed and wanted to push the Supreme Treasure off his body, but he was unable to do so.

He could only say: "Guangzhu, why did you hit me?"

Seeing that he woke up, Supreme Treasure said happily, "Brother, you finally woke up! I thought you couldn't make it through, it's really great."

"What happened? Where is this place?" Li Gu lay weakly on the ground without any strength.

Zhizunbao stood up, looked back behind him, and said to Li Gu with a look of urgency, "It's a long story. To put it simply, the current situation is that both you and Miss Jingjing have been poisoned by the monster's spider poison. , I plan to go back to Chun Sanniang now to ask for the antidote and save you."

poison?
Yeah, I seem to be poisoned.

Li Gu's two arms had completely turned purple, and the injuries on his body were oozing with black and purple blood.

"Brother, hold on, don't fall asleep. Take care of Miss Jingjing for me, I'll come back as soon as I go!" Supreme Treasure no longer looked at Li Gu, but looked in another direction affectionately.

In the end, he seemed to have made up his mind, and disappeared into the night without looking back.

Li Gu didn't dare to fall asleep, staring at the starlight in a daze.There was a bonfire built by Supreme Treasure around him, burning ragingly, giving Li Gu the last trace of warmth.

By the light of the fire, he saw Bai Jingjing on the other side of the bonfire.

Bai Jingjing's condition is very bad, even worse than him.Supreme Treasure's white coat was laid on the ground, she just lay there quietly,

But when she wounded Chun Sanniang's left palm, blue-purple pus continued to flow out, exuding a pungent stench.

Apparently, he was also poisoned by Spring Sansanniang’s spider poison.But the poison in Bai Jingjing's body was more than ten times more powerful than the poison in Li Gu's body.

Of course, Zhizunbao didn't risk his life to go back to find Chun Sananniang to save him, but for Bai Jingjing.

Li Gu remembered that the emotional line of the male protagonist Zhizunbao in the upper part of "Dahua" was Bai Jingjing.In the lower part, it was replaced by the goddess of childhood, Fairy Zixia.

It seems that during the period of time when he was in a coma, the relationship between the two of them improved by leaps and bounds.Zhizunbao no longer dislikes Bai Jingjing as a female monster, and is willing to die for her.

Respectable and admirable.

"Cough cough..."

He coughed, and his reverie was interrupted by physical discomfort.

"Assistant, is there any way to relieve the pain in my body? Can I just block it? It's really too uncomfortable."

Golden words emerged: "The contractor has a severe cold, accompanied by a high fever of 38.6 degrees. The spider poison has invaded the meridians of both arms, please deal with it in time. The right thigh is fractured, please deal with it in time. Multiple soft tissue contusions on the body, please deal with it in time. Minor concussion, please deal with it in time. deal with."

Li Gu was really speechless, "I'm not asking you to report the name of the dish, I'm asking you to tell me the solution."

"Ding. The balance is insufficient, and the deduction of the heavens points failed."

Really, knock in!
Li Gu lay on his back sadly, looking at the starry sky, "Am I going to die?"

"Ding. The spider venom in the contractor's body has not yet entered the heart veins. After twelve hours, the poison enters the heart veins, and the poison will cause death."

"Thank you for your death countdown, I can still sleep peacefully." Li Gu seemed to have given up struggling and slowly closed his eyes.

Before he died, he saw illusory characters such as Zhizunbao, Bai Jingjing, and Chunsanniang, and traveled in the world of "Dahua". He was also satisfied to have such a magical experience in his life.

The only regret is that he hasn't had a girlfriend yet.It's a pity that he died like this.ah!I really want to hold Miss Sister's delicate hands...

This time, he slept much more peacefully and did not dream anymore.

As time went by, the firewood burned out, and the fire became weaker and weaker.

It was just dawn and it was the coldest time of the day. Li Gu woke up hungry and cold.The bonfire next to him had been completely extinguished and could no longer bring him any warmth.

"He left and I was lied to again..."

Bai Jingjing also woke up at some point.She sat on a boulder not far away, muttering to herself, leaving Li Gu a lonely back.

She slowly got up from the boulder and stood up. "In this way, it is better to die and end this life."

"Wait a minute!" Li Gu saw that things seemed to be developing in an unexpected direction.Why is Bai Jingjing suddenly looking for death?Just for a stinking man?Aren't you a monster who has practiced for 800 years?

800 years, where did they all live?Why are you still acting like an innocent girl, willing to die for a stinky man?

"Miss Bai! Cough... Supreme Treasure will come back. He just went back to Pansi Cave to find your senior sister for the antidote." Li Gu licked his dry lips, hoarse, and shouted loudly.

"Hmph! You lied to me too, men are not good at all." After saying this, Bai Jingjing's eyes still regained some sparkle.She jumped off the boulder, walked to Li Gu, and sneered. "I almost forgot, you were also poisoned? So you thought he would come back to save you?"

"Miss Bai." Li Gu's current physical condition is very bad, and he can hardly even speak, "Zhizun Bao is different from Monkey King 500 years ago.

Bai Jingjing grabbed his collar and lifted him up. "You came back from the future. Tell me, is he the Monkey King?"

Li Gu looked at Bai Jingjing who was obsessed with obsession and trapped by her old love, and felt a little disappointed. "Whether it is true or not, is it really important? Everyone can see his sincerity towards you, girl. Why do you still want to remember the former Great Sage Equaling Heaven?"

"What do you know? You are just a mortal who has lived for more than 20 years." Bai Jingjing couldn't listen to Li Gu's advice, but sneered instead.

Seeing her persistence, Li Gu sighed, "Since ancient times, there has been no love but hatred, and this hatred will last forever."

"What did you say?" Bai Jingjing glared at him.

Li Gu could only smile awkwardly, "I'll just express my feelings and talk nonsense. But, Miss Bai, you're carrying me like this, I'm almost out of breath, can you put me down first?"

"Humph."

Bai Jingjing casually threw him to the ground.

After all this tossing, it hurt him enough.He knelt on the ground, his face pale and sweating, and he cursed in his heart: "What a wicked woman, no wonder Monkey King abandoned you."

Wait, the Monkey King in the previous life of Supreme Treasure seems to have a chaotic private life.It was Bai Jingjing again, Niu Xiangxiang, the younger sister of the Bull Demon King, and Tie Shan Xiaotian, the wife of the Bull Demon King.

From this point of view, the Bull Demon King is the worst character in the whole story.

"After crossing this mountain, we will return to the Bodhi Cave."

"who?"

Suddenly, the voice of a strange man was heard nearby.

Following Bai Jingjing's vigilant eyes, Li Gu saw a marinated egg suddenly popping up on the ground... No, it was a bald head!
"Oh, I'm exhausted."

Using both hands and feet, the bald man finally turned over from the edge of the cliff.

Look at the bald head in a white robe, holding a dust whisk in his hand, white eyebrows and long beard.Isn't this Patriarch Bodhi?
It was only then that Li Gu discovered that the place where he and Bai Jingjing were was on the edge of a steep cliff!
On the edge of the cliff, Bai Jingjing and Supreme Treasure... This picture is too strong.Li Gu immediately remembered, isn't this a scene from the original movie?

Isn't this man and a woman on the edge of the cliff, and they almost went off with their guns?
Why?Obviously the plot has changed a lot because of Li Gu's participation, but Bai Jingjing and Zhizunbao still come to the same position?

It's as if everything is destined.

Could it be that the immortal Buddhas all over the sky are really manipulating everything that happens here?Didn't he, an outsider, have already been discovered by them?This is too dangerous!

(End of this chapter)