I steal from the heavens

Chapter 5 Catching Monsters

Everyone came together, the large kitchen located in the middle of the cottage, at this time, under the dual illumination of the fire burning on the ground and the oil lamp on the table, the surroundings are still quite bright.

Two female monsters were drinking wine and eating vegetables leisurely at the dinner table.In front of them was a table full of rich dishes.

Li Gu, the first to enter.

He walked slowly to the dining table, intending to sit down.

"What are you doing?" Chun Sansanniang looked at him and asked impatiently.

Li Gu said innocently, "Eat."

When she heard this, she couldn't help but sneered, "You don't understand the rules, you can serve this table? Go away, the pig's head roasted on the ground over there is your dinner!"

Enduring hunger and humiliation, Li Gu left the dinner table.

Damn, you stinky bitch!Sooner or later, I will fuck you first and then fuck you!

"Wait, where are the Supreme Treasures and the others?" Bai Jingjing stopped him and asked.

Li Gu could only smile apologetically, "The boss is taking care of his beard, and he will come right away when he is done."

Bai Jingjing frowned, "It's weird, what are you doing?"

Just as he was talking, bandits wearing only paper underwear entered the arena.

Bai Jingjing was about to drink, seeing this extremely impactful scene, holding the wine bowl in her hand, she was stunned.

Chun Sanniang was very calm. The second boss had reported to her before after burning the true invisibility charm.Seeing Bai Jingjing in a daze now, she couldn't help but remind her: "Junior sister, drink."

Bai Jingjing came back to her senses, "Oh, oh. Sister, you can drink too."

The bandits wearing paper underwear also slowly approached and approached the dining table.

"It's really invisible." The blind man looked at the two female monsters in front of the dinner table and whispered with his companions.

Li Gu didn't have time to pay attention to the blind men. He planned to solve his own food and clothing problems first.

While watching everything that happened, he carried the cooked pig head to the kitchen.

First, he lit the kitchen with a torch, and with the help of the weak light, he took a kitchen knife and cut off a pair of pig ears from the pig's head, and then cut them into slices.

Then shaved a lot of meat from the pig's head and cut it into slices together.

Li Gu nodded in satisfaction, and walked to the door of the kitchen. There were several strings of dried red peppers hanging on the door frame.He randomly pulled a few, and took a look at the situation outside.

The plot has already progressed, and Supreme Treasure and the fake second master have appeared.As in the original book, Supreme Treasure was tricked by two female monsters, who used magic to ignite his paper underwear.

You can't take it off directly, this is the underwear that helps you "stealth"!

It is also to win the trust of the two monsters, so I can only endure it!Supreme Treasure reluctantly sat down on the ground, and all the thieves stepped up together, outputting crazily, trampling on his crotch, helping him to extinguish the flames.

The two monsters didn't want to let him go, so another bowl of wine was poured over him.The flame in the crotch revived, and a new round began again.

Li Gu shook his head and returned to the kitchen with the dried chili peppers. Then he chopped the dried chili peppers into pieces and put them in a bowl.Finally, pour some more soy sauce into the bowl and you’re done!
With this simple sauce, Li Gu ate the chopped pig ears and pork, and had a good meal.

When he finished eating, he walked out of the kitchen.

The Supreme Treasure outside couldn't take it anymore, and broke out under the repeated molestation of the monster.

"Cut it, it's all burnt." The fake second master took the knife and walked to the Supreme Treasure with a look of regret on his face.

Zhizunbao pushed the knife away, "It's better than nothing!" He stood up from the ground and said angrily, "I'm fighting them with swords and guns! Brothers, show up!"

"Yes!"

All the bandits responded in agreement, picked up their weapons, took off their paper underwear, and wrapped them in the rags they had prepared earlier in the morning.Together, they surrounded Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing.

Now that his face has been torn apart, Supreme Treasure has no scruples, "Two monsters, come out and die!"

The bandits knew they couldn't beat them, but they were still aggressive.

They are confident!

What is the confidence?Supreme Treasure is planning to take out the two Qiankun bags on the back of his waist, and fight the monster for life and death!
"Huh? Where did my universe bag go?"

As soon as these words came out, all the mountain thieves were startled and took a step back in fright.

There is no such magic weapon of the gods, the Qiankun Bag.How could a dozen of them mortals defeat these two ferocious female monsters?

The false second master silently walked behind the two female monsters, held up two Qiankun bags, and said: "The Qiankun bags are here. Master, they want to harm you."

Zhizunbao was furious: "Counter spy, how dare you betray us?"

Seeing him angry but helpless, the two female monsters smiled proudly, "Hahaha... You guys, you want to fight me?"

Seeing how proud they were, Zhizunbao said sarcastically: "However, he can betray me today, and he can betray you tomorrow."

Chun Sanniang couldn't help laughing.The Erdang family is just a mortal, it is impossible for her to unravel her fascination.How could a puppet betray her master?
"Really?" She looked at Supreme Treasure mockingly.

The fake second master was behind them, with a weird smile: "Yes."

Two Qiankun bags were placed on the heads of Chun Sananniang and Bai Jingjing, one on the left and one on the right.At this moment, the scriptures engraved on the Qiankun Bag seemed to come alive.

The two female monsters were directly imprisoned in place. Before they could resist, they were sucked into the small universe bag with a "swish" sound.

The fake second master hastily tightened the rope at the mouth of the bag and tied a knot.The art of transformation dissipated, and the fake second master became the bald-headed Patriarch Bodhi.

Ancestor Bodhi looked at the Qiankun bag in his hand and laughed, "My ancestor Bodhi even took off his briefs in order to slay demons."

Supreme Treasure also laughed triumphantly, and the bandits behind him were also extremely happy.

Li Gu saw the right moment, took the opportunity to jump out, and flattered: "The leader of the gang is really smart! With this trick, he will use his tricks and turn these two female monsters around! You really deserve to be the leader of our ax gang." ah!"

"That's right." Supreme Treasure had a proud face, "I think back then, if my family wasn't too poor, if I could go to school, I must have been admitted to the number one scholar."

The blind man didn't miss this opportunity to flatter, "Yes, yes. The gang leader can see that there is a problem with the second boss at a glance, it's really amazing."

Zhizunbao hesitated when he mentioned the second master.After all, they have been brothers for many years, and the sudden betrayal still made him feel very uncomfortable.

"That old boy, usually he resists and resists when asked to do things. This time, he agreed so readily, there must be something wrong. Bring him here, I want to ask what benefits these two female monsters have given him!"

"Yes!" The blind man walked down with his brothers.

Li Gu, as a bystander, watched this familiar scene happen in front of him.It also brought back his memories, as if he had returned to his childhood.Those who sat in front of the TV and watched movies with CDs and VCDs.

Can't help but feel a little emotional.

If there is no danger of life, what kind of shit job is it.It is also a very happy thing for him to be able to enter these familiar movie worlds at will, be a bystander, and participate in them at close range.

"Three masters."

Supreme Treasure's cry brought him back from his thoughts.

Li Gu saw that Supreme Treasure was holding a bronze mirror and looking at him.Still muttering, "Well, it's a person, not a monster."

Seeing Li Gu looking at him with a puzzled face, Supreme Treasure put away the demon mirror in embarrassment, "Don't get me wrong. There are only you and those two female monsters in the cottage, they are strangers. You see, even the second leader betrayed me." I'm just being on the safe side."

Li Gu smiled nonchalantly: "It's okay. I don't care, but this mirror..." He was a little curious, "Master, can you show me?"

The Supreme Treasure has some treasures, this bronze mirror, and handed it to Li Gu with some reluctance, "Then, I'll just take a look at it and give it to me right away."

Li Gu also took over the demon mirror as if he had found a treasure.

"Ding. A non-mission item has been detected, which can be stolen. Item: Bodhi Patriarch's demon mirror. The 'Satellite-level Baipin' auxiliary demon mirror can not only see through the human form of monsters, but also check their real bodies. It can also check the demons of mortals in their previous lives. The body is a magic weapon with the rules of cause and effect. Origin: The plane of "Westward Journey". Estimated value: [-] heavenly points."

Items that are not missions, can I steal them too?This broken copper mirror is worth [-]?
Just when Li Gu was in a daze, Supreme Treasure had snatched back the Demon Reflecting Mirror and put it back in his arms.

"Ding, the upload process was interrupted, and the upload will be restarted the next time I contact you."

Li Gu came to his senses immediately and looked at Zhizunbao's chest with pain.Now is not the best time to steal this mirror. This mirror will be of great use in the plot later.

Besides, my main goal is the Moonlight Box.You must not turn against the Supreme Treasure just for the sake of this mirror.Losing big things because of small things.

Supreme Treasure hid his demon mirror, and warmly embraced his shoulder, "Let's go, let's go drink!"

The monster was caught, and the bandits celebrated.Everyone sat around the bonfire in the house, chatting and drinking, very happy.

As for the second head of the family, he was also tied up and pressed in front of everyone to be judged.

Supreme Treasure held a bowl of wine and drank it all in one gulp, "You traitor, I will roast you tonight!"

Patriarch Bodhi quickly walked to his side and stopped him, saying, "You can't blame him, he just fell under the ecstasy of two witches."

The second master was very dissatisfied and shouted: "Let go of me! Let me go quickly, or I will ask my master to kill you."

There was a lot of noise here, but Li Gu saw a new target, which were two universe bags placed on the table!Even that broken copper mirror can be sold for money, these two Qiankun bags...

I happened to see a little yellow dog stretching its neck under the table, trying to bite the end of a rope hanging by the table.

And this rope is the rope that tightens the Qiankun Bag!It bit the rope away, and as soon as the bag was opened, the monster ran out. By then, they were all dead!

Li Gu had quick eyesight and quick hands, and ran over with a brisk walk, aimed at the little yellow dog, and kicked it.

"Woof, woof woof... woof."

Amidst the howling of dogs, it flew away.

Everyone was quiet and looked sideways.

Li Gu felt a little embarrassed when they saw it, and scratched his head, "It almost bit the bag open just now, so I kicked it away."

The blind man also approached and saw that there were indeed bite marks and saliva on the rope. He couldn't help but look at Li Gu with admiration, "Third Master, you are really good. This is like saving our lives."

Supreme Treasure also gave him a thumbs up, "Brother, you should take a good look at these two Qiankun bags, and wait for me to deal with this traitor first."

"Oh, I understand." Li Gu happily picked up the two universe bags from the table and held them in his arms.

"Ding. A non-task item has been detected and can be stolen. Item: Bodhi Patriarch's Cosmos Bag. An 'uninfluential' monster-catching bag. A monster-catching bag that must be put on the monster's head and directly touched by the body to be effective. Source: "A Chinese Journey to the West". Estimated price: 500 points from the heavens."

"Tsk. Only 500 yuan? It's really worthless." Li Gu pursed his lips and thought with dissatisfaction.

But surprises followed.

"Ding. The (imprisoned) character has been detected and can be traded. Character: Chun Sanniang, the black widow, spider spirit and banshee from the plane of "A Chinese Journey to the West", has 2000 years of Taoism. Estimated value: 15 points from the heavens."

"Ding. The (imprisoned) character has been detected and can be traded. Character: Bai Jingjing, a white jade human bone banshee from the plane of "A Chinese Journey to the West", has 800 years of Taoism. Estimated price: 15 points from the heavens."

"Ding. It is detected that Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing are bonded as sisters. If they are packaged and sold together, the estimated price is 50 heavenly points."

Li Gu widened his eyes, and his heart was filled with turmoil. Can a living person be stolen and sold?

"Ding. Characters who can be traded must meet the following two requirements at the same time. First, they must be important plot characters. Second, the character must be in a state of being imprisoned, tied up, comatose, etc. and unable to resist, and the power of disposal is completely in the hands of the contractor. Alternatively, the character is entirely voluntary.”

Li Gu swallowed, is he going to become a lowly human trafficker?
"Warning, selling the two female monsters Haru Sansanniang and Bai Jingjing now will directly cause the current world's world consciousness to be alert, and the contractor's mission will fail."

His heart was bombarded by these sudden messages and he was struggling violently.

In the world of "Big Story", monsters are everywhere.For a mortal like him, it's very dangerous!There is no doubt about it.

He can now sell these two female monsters and earn 50 yuan!Although, doing so also announced that his mission had failed, and he had to spend 10 to buy a "Escape Ticket from All Worlds" to escape from this world.

But, we are also far away from this dangerous place.

The point is, he is really not sure that he can steal the Moonlight Treasure Box from the group of monsters.

"Warning, the assistant does not recommend the contractor to sell the female monster in his hand now. The contractor has been on the loan blacklist and will not be able to borrow Zhutian points in the future. For example, if the contractor sells the banshee, 50 Zhutian points will be directly Deducting the repayment. If the contractor has no remaining balance to purchase the escape ticket for all realms, he will be directly obliterated by the vigilant world consciousness."

Li Gu was speechless, but he had forgotten that he still owed a huge sum of 50 yuan!
Understood, he has no choice now but to obediently steal the Moonlight Treasure Box and complete the task.

As for the two female monsters worth 50 yuan, let's look for opportunities later.The greedy look in his eyes slowly faded away, leaving only deep helplessness.

(End of this chapter)