I steal from the heavens

Chapter 3 Monsters

The cottage of the Ax Gang was built in a sunken basin, surrounded by mountains, very hidden.

Li Gu also didn't wear the pair of straw sandals that Zhizunbao took off, it was too abrasive.He could only be barefoot, staring at the ground, and walked cautiously.

Along the way, the surrounding ruins appeared from time to time, showing that this place was once a happy small village.

It's just that the times have changed, and people don't know where to go.

Passing by the ruins of the small village, everyone finally came to the outskirts of the cottage.The way into the cottage is very hidden, surrounded by straws as tall as a person. If you don't get closer, you can't see the dirt road behind the straw bushes.

After entering the cottage, the second master finally couldn't bear it anymore.

"Guild leader, why should he become the third master once he joins the gang?" He pulled the blind man over, "The blind man has been with us for many years, why isn't he the third master?"

The blind man took a cautious look at the Second Master, "Second Master, you are so strange today. I feel that it is not the same as usual..."

Zhizunbao glanced at him, the leather shoes under his feet made him feel very comfortable. "Are you the gang leader, or am I the gang leader?"

"Besides, how precious scholars are, you know nothing. Three masters, come, read a poem to them."

Why did you suddenly ask him to recite poetry?It was a real surprise.

Li Gu thought for a moment, and there was a famous poem that was very suitable for the occasion. It was also his favorite when he was in school.He read slowly: "The boiled beans are used as a soup, and the bean is boiled for juice. The bean is burned under the cauldron, and the beans are weeping in the cauldron. They grow from the same root, so why is it too urgent to cook?"

"Did you hear that? This is a scholar." Zhizunbao raised his head and made a proud expression towards everyone.It's as if he recited this poem, and it's an honor.

Everyone was confused, "What do you mean?"

How did Supreme Treasure understand this? Seeing that everyone was looking at him, he pushed Li Gu who was beside him. "Third Master, you explain to them."

"Cough cough."

Li Gu cleared his throat, and deliberately said to the second leader, "The meaning of this poem is actually very simple. There was a person who wanted to make bean soup, so he put the beans in the pot I want to make it into bean juice first. The remaining bean stalks... are bean stalks."

He pulled a piece of dry grass from the side, "The bean stalk was put under the pot by that person, and it was lit as firewood to cook the beans. At this time, the beans were crying in the pot and asked the bean stalk. You and I are brothers who grow from the same root, why do you want to boil me now?"

A bandit smirked, "This poem is really strange, Douzi, how can you talk."

Li Gu: "..."

Supreme Treasure couldn't stand it anymore, and scolded: "Are they all idiots? This is saying, don't do things that hurt your brothers, understand? It's wrong to do that."

"Understood." All the bandits shouted in unison.

But Li Gu could tell from the blank expressions on their faces that they didn't understand.

"You guys go to the kitchen to see if the wild pork that has been boiled all afternoon is rotten. Call me again when you are eating, and I will go back and touch up your makeup. Blind man, the grapes are washed and sent to my room .”

Saying that, Supreme Treasure stepped on his favorite leather shoes and left alone.

The blind man also took the bunch of Bodhi Patriarchs and ran away.

The rest of the bandits also dispersed.

The layout of the cottage is like an ordinary small village.There are houses made of mud, wood, and straw everywhere.More than a dozen yellow mud houses are irregularly distributed in this depression.

While Li Gu was observing his surroundings, the Second Master walked over.

"Third brother, let me show you around the whole cottage? Familiarize yourself with the surrounding terrain."

Faced with the sudden overtures of the second boss, Li Gu hesitated a little. There must be no conspiracy, right?

Er Dangjia said embarrassedly: "I think that poem you said just now is quite right! We will all be brothers of the Ax Gang from now on."

Li Gu grew up watching Wu Mengda and Master Xing's movies, but he still couldn't help himself to the honest smile of the second boss with a face like Uncle Da's.

"Then there will be Lao Er in charge."

"No work, no work." The second master took Li Gu enthusiastically and began to introduce the layout of the cottage.

The two chatted while walking, and came to a high slope overlooking the entire cottage.

"The westernmost part of the village is a separate small yard, which is where the leader lives. A little further to the east is the kitchen, which is the center of the whole village and where our food is stored. The kitchen goes north , is a living hot spring. The whole east side is where we live."

The stockade is not big, once the area is clearly defined, it will be easy to remember.

When the two walked down, they happened to bump into a blind man passing by.

Holding the bowl of blue tea, the blind man saw Li Gu and the second boss, and reminded him, "Second boss, third boss. Dinner is ready."

After finishing speaking, the bald blind man smiled at the two of them, turned around seductively, and walked away with his buttocks twisting and turning.It seems that they are going to deliver grapes to Supreme Treasure.

That charming appearance is simply unbearable to look at.

Li Gu endured the discomfort and said with a smile: "The second master, let's go have dinner too?"

After walking all afternoon, he was also hungry.When he was tricked by his cousin, he didn't even have a warm meal.Just in time, I also found an opportunity to take a sneak peek at Chun Thirty Niang and Bai Jingjing who were at the peak of their looks.

"Okay, okay." The second master smiled innocently, "I'll lead the way, today you are lucky, the wild boar you just caught yesterday is fat and strong."

He walked in front, leading Li Gu with enthusiasm and kindness.And those who are not familiar with Li Gu's place of birth can only follow him.

The two walked for a while, greeting the bandits passing by from time to time.In order to integrate into them as soon as possible, Li Gu let go of his vigilance.

Passing by a towering earthen building, more than five meters high, it seems to be the kind with a second floor.

Just when Li Gu was distracted, looking around and visiting the cottage.

The second master suddenly got into trouble, and saw him push Li Gu violently, and pushed Li Gu into the towering earthen building.

"Come in you."

Li Gu was already unsteady when he was suddenly pushed.I also tripped over the wooden threshold at the door, and the whole person fell directly into the earthen building, and fell like a dog eating shit.

Erdangjia happily closed the wooden door, and silently guarded the door.

Li Gu got up from the ground with a dazed face, his toes hurt from being knocked, and he couldn't help saying angrily: "Second Master, why are you crazy, you can't lock me, the wooden bolt of this door is on the inside side ,are you an idiot?"

The second master just said in a low voice outside, "Master, he is the newcomer. I suspect that he is also here for Tang Seng."

Li Gu froze obviously, and suddenly felt the cold behind him, which made him shudder.

Oops.Careless!He forgot that in the plot of the original book, the second master was controlled by Chun Sanniang with the "ecstasy method".

Now it seems that the person he can call "Master" must be Chun Sanniang, a spider spirit monster!

Li Gu turned back slowly stiffly, and there were two women standing behind him, looking at him curiously.

"I've smelled it since you entered this cottage. There are still people coming to this poor cottage? Tell me, what is your background?" Bai Jingjing approached the frightened man step by step with brisk steps. Li Gu.

Li Gu is really scared, he is not a Supreme Treasure with the halo of the protagonist, nor is he confused by the beauty of these two women.

These two are femme fatales.They are really two monsters who kill people without blinking an eye, eat people without putting salt in them!Spider spirit and bone spirit.

Chun Sanniang looked at him with disdain and curiosity: "This hair... a fake monk like you, I ate a lot on the way to Mount Wuyue."

She smiled and said: "There are some people who want to tell me some big secrets in order to survive. But before he can say a few words, he is inexplicably wiped out. It's really strange."

Hearing this, Bai Jingjing was also surprised and said: "Senior sister, I have also met many people. They took the initiative to look for me in the cave of bones, and said that they would take me to find the stinky monkey, but in the end, they themselves disappeared. However, I learned to be smart later on." Let’s drain their energy first, lest they disappear suddenly, what a waste.”

It turned out that most of the more than 900 people before had followed their way.

"Look at your clothes, are you monks from the same temple? Or, you also have three moles painted on your feet?!"

Chun Sanniang suddenly got into trouble, and her fingers moved slightly.Li Gu instantly felt a force grabbing his ankle, lifting him upside down, and hanging in mid-air.

Li Gu was so frightened by this sudden blow that he blurted out: "Gan Liliang! Crazy woman!"

"What did you say?" Chun Sanniang stopped smiling and stared at Li Gu coldly.

Li Gu has always been a person who knows the current affairs, resisting the discomfort of being hung upside down, and smiled flatteringly: "Fairy, it's too, too sudden. It scared me, forgive me."

Bai Jingjing chuckled, "Fairy? We're not fairies, we're human-eating female monsters."

Chun Sansanniang didn't want to have any more entanglements with him, so she glanced at the soles of his feet. "Huh? Why are there so many wounds on the soles of your feet?"

"I've been walking too much, it wears me out." Li Gu said with some embarrassment, he was still a little embarrassed to be stared at the stinky soles of his feet by two women. "However, I don't have three moles on the soles of my feet, no."

The second daughter looked away, but Chunsanniang said with satisfaction: "Well, you are honest. If you had three fake moles on the soles of your feet just now, I will cut off your feet first, and then I will cut off your feet with a sword. Kill you."

"Senior sister, he has such delicate skin and tender flesh. Kill him? What a waste." Bai Jingjing smiled charmingly at the side.

Chun Sanniang couldn't help swallowing at the mention of her, feeling a little greedy. "makes sense."

The strange power disappeared, and Li Gu fell to the ground again.Only then did he realize that there was a residual spider silk on his ankle.This room is really full of crises.

If you are not careful, you will fall into the trap of these two monsters.

Hearing that these two monsters were going to eat him, Li Gu cheered up quickly. "You two fairies, I have been weak and sick since I was a child, and my meat is not good to eat. I, I am still of great use to you. I am already the third head of this village, and I can take refuge in your side and be a spy."

"A spy?" Seeing how he wanted to live so much, Chun Sanniang was also amused. "We already have good spies, and we don't lack you."

At this time, Bai Jingjing asked on a whim, "However, your attire... well, it looks like those fake monks we talked about. Those fake monks said that there are stinky monkeys whereabouts."

She came closer again, "Do you know the whereabouts of the stinky monkey? Or, do you know those fake monks?"

This may be a chance to survive, Li Gu wants to seize it, "Maybe I don't know each other. But! But, they should come from the same place as me."

"Junior Sister." Chun Sanniang interrupted Bai Jingjing, who wanted to continue asking questions, "Junior Sister, don't you still have feelings for that stinky monkey? Are you so anxious and want to know his whereabouts?"

"No way, Senior Sister." Bai Jingjing smiled and said, "Aren't you waiting here for the stinky monkey to show up? Besides, we can only find Tang Seng's reincarnation if we find the stinky monkey, right?"

That's what it said, yes.But Bai Jingjing was still furious. She grabbed Li Gu's neck and lifted him abruptly.

"Tell me, why did you come to Wuyue Mountain?"

Sister, you are pinching my neck, what do you want me to say?Li Gu's face turned red, his veins were exposed, and he almost fainted due to Bai Jingjing's force.

Bai Jingjing let him go, leaving him lying on the ground alone coughing, and said disgustedly: "It's really just a mortal, and he doesn't even have the slightest internal strength of a mortal. I didn't exert any strength just now, and his neck was about to break."

Just now, she used a ray of monster energy to travel around Li Gu's body.It's confirmed, he is neither a fairy nor a monster, even among mortals, he is a weak chicken.

Li Gu began to keep thinking in his mind, what should he do in order to survive in the hands of these two monsters who coveted him.

Is it really necessary to reveal some clues about Monkey King and Tang Seng?
However, as soon as this thought came into being, a few lines of golden characters appeared in front of him again.

"Warning! Warning! Do not disclose to anyone in this world, in any way, any plot that will happen in this world in the future!"

"Otherwise, the world consciousness of this world will immediately discover the existence of the contractor."

"If it's light, the sky will be thundered, and if it's heavy, it will directly erase existence."

Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing looked as usual, probably because they couldn't see the golden characters, and they didn't hear the female voice who just rang in Li Gu's ear to read.

Can't reveal the plot?

That's not a big problem, Li Gu has already thought of a new way.

In order to survive, he decided to tell a lie.Although he told countless lies in his life, he always believed that the most perfect lie was a lie mixed with the truth.

"You two fairies, I don't know if I've heard of it, but is there a Moonlight Treasure Box?"

Hearing the words "Moonlight Treasure Box", both Chunsanniang and Bai Jingjing's expressions changed.

"My master's magic weapon, the Moonlight Treasure Box? It has been lost for hundreds of years, why? You, a mortal who has lived for 20 years, can you have any clues?"

Seeing that they cared so much about the Moonlight Treasure Box, Li Gu became more confident.

"Fairy. I'm telling the truth."

He pretended to be mysterious and said: "Actually, the hundreds of people you ate probably came from the future world like me."

　The setting in this book: world consciousness = the "firewall" of the world, without emotions, desires, and complicated thoughts.Travelers = intruders = viruses, once discovered, they will be eliminated immediately.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)