I steal from the heavens

Chapter 24 The Great Sage Gets Married?

The moon sets and the sun rises, and the sun sets and the moon rises.

43 hours later, Li Gu woke up with the voice of his assistant.

"Ding. The Buddha's blood has been completely digested. The contractor has increased his lifespan by twenty years. It is a reminder that the body of the contractor has reached its limit and is saturated. It is no longer possible to increase lifespan by absorbing energy."

"Ding. The excess Buddha blood energy has been used to nourish the contractor's body. The contractor's mortal body has reached the peak of a mortal. The remaining life of the body: 86 years."

"Ding. For the further development of the contractor, the assistant suggested. First, buy books on cultivating immortals, become a cultivator, and take the first step towards becoming an immortal. Second, replace the body of a bird-like monster and practice "Wu Zu Fen Tian Zhen" Book, take the first step towards becoming an immortal. Third, buy books on ghost cultivation, practice spiritual body after suicide, and take the first step towards becoming an immortal."

Li Gu also wants to cultivate and become a fairy.Unfortunately, there is no money.

He ignored the assistant's third message and slowly opened his eyes.After sleeping on the stone bed for so long, the bones in his body began to ache.

He sat up from the bed, intending to get out of bed and move his body.

But at this moment, a playful little head with a smile on his face rubbed against him. "Brother-in-law, are you awake?"

Li Gu was so frightened by this sudden little girl that he almost screamed out!Steady your mind and take a closer look, isn't this Fairy Zixia?

"Fairy? Why are you here? Didn't you leave?"

Zixia said helplessly, "My sister brought me here. I woke up early yesterday, and I was here, and then I left a note on the table, asking me to take good care of you."

She ran to the stone table, picked up the note, and ran back to the stone bed excitedly, "Hey, this is the one, signed by Qingxia."

Li Gu took the note, which indeed told Zixia not to run around, and stay in Pansi Cave to take good care of Li Gu, never leaving her.

The handwriting is delicate and beautiful.It looks like a woman's handwriting.

However, she was hiding in the Pansi Cave, how did Qingxia find her so quickly?Could it be that she installed positioning on herself?
If you ask Zixia now, you will definitely not get an answer.He planned to wait until night to ask Qingxia carefully.

"Are you so well-behaved? Listen to your sister and stay here to take care of me?" He didn't believe it, not to mention that the two sisters were incompatible, and Zixia's character alone was not an obedient master.

Zixia sneered, "I ran away yesterday. No, this morning, she was caught again."

It wasn't that she was caught, but Qingxia walked back by herself.Silly girl, she still doesn't know that Qingxia and her are in the same body.

Li Gu also had no intention of entangled with her, he was still thinking about sneaking into the Demon King's Ridge of the Bull Demon King to see if he could steal the Moonlight Treasure Box.

He got off the bed and stretched.

"I didn't have time to ask you last time. Why are you alone? Where is your predestined love? Where is the Supreme Treasure?" He didn't see the Supreme Treasure, so he asked casually.

In fact, he wanted to understand the current situation and use it to analyze where the plot had progressed.

Zixia was a little annoyed, "What kind of person is he? He only wants to get the moonlight treasure box and rush back to save his wife. He didn't care about me at all. I left him the Ziqing sword, and we have already parted ways!"

"Parted ways?" Li Gu said silently in his heart.

According to the plot of the original book, Supreme Treasure then met Monkey King, Tang Sanzang, and Avalokitesvara.After that, he was captured by the Bull Demon King together with Tang Sanzang, who traveled back and forth, together with the Moonlight Treasure Box.

So, Supreme Treasure is now in Mowangling?

He was contemplating, and Zixia couldn't bear to ask lonely, "That's right. Didn't you already get the Moonlight Treasure Box? Why don't you go back? What are you doing here?"

Li Gu raised his eyebrows, "Before you came to save me that day, you didn't see the golden hoop that pierced the sky? Sun Wukong smashed the jade gate, how could he leave the moonlight treasure box to me. Let him snatch it away, the Moonlight Treasure Box."

After finishing speaking, he cursed in his heart and greeted Monkey King's family.

"Ah? It's so miserable? Brother-in-law, you were bullied by monkeys first, and then by monks. It's really miserable." Zixia recalled that day's stick shadow, still lingering in her heart.

She thought for a while and then said, "Speaking of which, Sun Wukong. It is said that he was seriously injured by Guanyin, and now he has no mana, so he became the brother-in-law of the Bull Demon King. Didn't the Moonlight Treasure Box fall into the hands of the Bull Demon King?"

"Sun Wukong who has no magic power?" Li Gu was stunned for a few seconds before realizing that she was talking about Supreme Treasure.Supreme Treasure, um, it can indeed be used...

With a preliminary plan, Li Gu also planned to set off, "Fairy, I'm going to go to Mowangling to steal the Moonlight Treasure Box, it's too dangerous, so don't follow me, go play by yourself."

Hearing that Li Gu was going to sneak into Mowangling.Zixia, the demon king of the world, also became interested, "Brother-in-law, you can take me with you. I am very strong, even Erlang God is not my opponent. Let's go together, I can help you a lot, brother-in-law."

"Stop, stop!" Li Gu asked with a strange expression, "Fairy, why do you call me brother-in-law? Sister Ling and I have a clean relationship."

"Ouch." She covered her mouth and smiled, "Brother-in-law, don't be shy. It's the first time I've seen Sister Qingxia being such a nervous man in more than 1000 years."

"Stop it, stop it." Li Gu quickly stopped him. He only cares about his career now, and doing it can make him happy!What kind of love between men and women... It's not impossible to think about chasing after her.

"I haven't written the horoscope yet, so stop barking. You should call me by my name, I'm Li Gu." Seeing that Zixia still had a smile on his face, Li Gu continued to emphasize, "If you call me brother-in-law again, I won't talk about anything. !"

Zixia stuck out her tongue, "Then, Li Gu. Did you agree to take me with you?" She was bored, and of course she wanted to participate in such fun things.Just in time, take this opportunity to forget about the person she loves who made her sad.

"Are you really willing to help me?" Li Gu thought.Bringing Zixia is also a big help.Leaving aside that Zixia is a god, the spells she knows can help him slip into Mowang Ridge smoothly.Just talk about Zixia!According to the plot, she must be able to charm the Bull Demon King.At that time, I will use her as a bait to hold back the Bull Demon King, so that the chances of stealing the Moonlight Treasure Box will be even greater.

Zixia patted her small chest, with a righteous face, "Don't worry, leave it on me! I will definitely help my sister... You, steal the Moonlight Treasure Box!"

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Li Gu and Zixia, Qiao Zhuan dressed up a bit, and walked along with two good horses in the military camp at Yumen Pass. It didn't take long for them to arrive at Mowangling.

Today, as it happens, is the wedding day of Monkey King and Niu Xiangxiang.

Mowang Ridge is filled with demons and crowds of people.Li Gu and Zixia also fished in the troubled waters and got in smoothly.

In the valley, there is a small palace with red walls and blue tiles. This is the private residence and cave of the Bull Demon King in Demon King Ridge.

At this moment, the originally solemn palace was filled with red cloths, Chinese characters "囍", and red lanterns. There was a joyous atmosphere, and there was a happy atmosphere among the monsters.

Supreme Treasure and Niu Xiangxiang, who was wearing a red hijab, sat side by side, receiving congratulations from the group of monsters in the hall.

Supreme Treasure obviously didn't want to pay attention to these monsters who came to congratulate, just sat there with a sad face, without saying a word.

Niu Xiangxiang was restless, no, not long after, she called for a towel again.

The maid was carrying a tray with a clean, neatly folded red handkerchief on it, "Miss, here comes the towel."

Hearing this, Niu Xiangxiang raised her hand and put the red handkerchief into the red hood, as if wiping something on her face.Zhizunbao on the side couldn't help complaining, "Get married, why are you crying?"

Niu Xiangxiang lifted a corner of the red head cover. It turned out that she was not wiping tears, but was wiping the corners of her mouth with a handkerchief, "I'm not crying, I'm drooling when I see you."

Supreme Treasure is a little sluggish, isn't this woman too hungry?Still Jingjing, his wife is the best, she is beautiful and unaffected.

Alas, what a pity, the moonlight treasure box he returned home was in the hands of the Bull Demon King, and he was unable to fight against it.

That day, after parting with Li Gu.

He first left Yumen Pass with Zixia, avoiding Monkey King's shocking blow.Then he resolutely rejected Zixia's affection and parted ways with her.

Then, at his wit's end, two meteors landed near him.It was Monkey King, Avalokitesvara and Tang Sanzang with the Moonlight Treasure Box, and they fought not far from him.

As in the original book, Avalokitesvara sealed Sun Wukong and sent him into reincarnation.But Tang Sanzang was accidentally sent away by the Supreme Treasure with the Moonlight Treasure Box.

After that, Supreme Treasure met Tang Sanzang who was using the Moonlight Treasure Box to travel through time and space.He also met Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, but the good times didn't last long. As soon as the four masters and apprentices met, they were taken over by the Bull Demon King.

No, Tang Sanzang was locked up by the Bull Demon King.The Supreme Treasure is Sun Wukong who was misunderstood by the Bull Demon King and lost his mana, and stayed here to marry his sister Niu Xiangxiang.

But he is not Monkey King, and he doesn't want to be a stinky monkey, let alone marry Niu Xiangxiang.He just wants to get the Moonlight Treasure Box, go back to the future, marry Bai Jingjing, and grow old together.

But he is just an ordinary bandit, and he is powerless to resist the powerful demon king, the Bull Demon King.I can only sit here obediently, like a sad little widow.

At this time, the Bull Demon King came out of the atrium aggressively and stood in front of the main hall, as if he had something to say.

His appearance made the group of monsters gather together, and the voices of congratulations came and went one after another.

"Congratulations, Brother Niu!"

"Congratulations, Your Majesty!" "Congratulations, Your Majesty the Bull Demon King!"

The Bull Demon King raised his hand, motioning for everyone to be quiet.Then he began to deliver his own speech, "Today is the day when my younger sister came out of the cabinet. Welcome everyone to come to Mowangling to congratulate me. My Niu Mowang is just such a younger sister. To be able to marry my good brother Hou is also a kiss... ……”

People's joys and sorrows are not the same, I just think they are noisy.

Supreme Treasure felt desolate, didn't want to pay attention to Bull Demon King's high-spirited talk, and just sat here blankly.

"Senior Brother, Senior Brother!"

He turned his head sideways and saw a sneaky pig's head and a shiny bald head in the corridor.

Oh, so it's Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk?

Zhizunbao was really upset by their yelling, so he could only walk over. "I've said it all, you've got the wrong person, I'm really not Monkey King."

Zhu Bajie grabbed his arm, "Brother, this is not the first time you have changed your face in front of us, so stop pretending."

"Yes, big brother, time is running out, we have to rescue Master together." Drifting also echoed beside him.

Supreme Treasure had a splitting headache, "What exactly do you want?"

Zhu Bajie buttoned his booger, and sneaked onto Zhizunbao's wedding clothes. "Eldest brother, we are going to save Master tonight, remember to come."

Supreme Treasure casually said, "Okay, okay, no problem."

"Is it really all right?" Zhu Bajie still wanted to ask, but Supreme Treasure had already oiled the soles of his feet and slipped away.

The impassioned speech by the Bull Demon King also came to an end.

"...Everyone is eating good wine and good meat. Seven days later, there will be Tang Monk's banquet! I am not stingy, the demon king will share a piece of meat, and the little demon will share a mouthful of soup! I will never treat everyone badly!"

"Ping Tian Da Sheng Da Yi!" On the square in front of the palace, there were thousands of monsters standing densely. They were of different races and shapes, but at this time they all thanked the Bull Demon King together.

The Bull Demon King couldn't help being proud and laughed.

Suddenly, the cow demon under his hand came to report, "My lord, Princess Iron Fan is here."

The Bull Demon King turned pale with fright, his wife had been separated from him for many years, why did he come here suddenly today?Could it be that she discovered some female fairies that she secretly raised in the backyard?

The fearful Bull Demon King, changed from his preternatural aura, ran to the door to meet Princess Iron Fan.

After sending away Zhu Bajie and Drifting Monk, the bored Supreme Treasure was about to go back and sit with the bride when he suddenly spotted a familiar figure in the corner of the corridor.

The man beckoned to him, and he also chased after him calmly.

(End of this chapter)