green showman
Chapter 82 The Broken Best
Chapter 82 The Broken Best
"I'm coming!"
"Hurry up, are you ready!"
"This is my treasure, I finally bought it..."
"Don't talk nonsense, get the camera ready, and the broom..."
When Sun Wu, who was dumbfounded after reading "The Sun", entered the dressing room, a group of people rushed forward, some pulling clothes, hats, and trousers...
"Moten, what do you want to do!" Sun Wu held his belt with both hands and fell straight down.
"Stop yelling, it's useless for you to break your throat today!" Bentley, who likes to boo the most, is condescending with his waist in his hands, holding a pile of clothes and hats...
"Beth is very scared. Even if you are gay, we are not..." Warnock suppressed a smile and said, "It's just a Costume Play."
Costume Play?Sun Wu blinked and refused to relax his hands. Is it cosplay?
Peterson and Roberts smiled and pulled Sun Wu up, hurriedly put on the clothes and robes, and then put on the hat, tsk tsk, a young wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft appeared on the stage.
"Go, go to the training ground, the light here is not good enough."
"Broom, don't forget to bring the broom!"
Nelson and Friedl didn't go up to follow the trouble, but they also went to the training ground. There were not many opportunities to take pictures with the Chinese wizard. Phil Jones, who followed into the locker room, rolled on the ground with laughter...
Today's cameraman is McCarthy, who once held a personal photography exhibition in South Africa.
"Hey, Best, don't pull your face, just smile!"
"Yes, this is a rare opportunity."
"Stop making trouble, be careful that he will cast an Unforgivable Curse on you!"
"What are you afraid of, he doesn't have a wand in his hand!"
"Yes, yes, I always feel that something is missing. There are no magical animals, and the wand should always have a root!" Savage, the villain on the field, is usually a kind guy. He pushed his younger brother Marvin, "Go, the woods over there Find a branch here!"
Sun Wu took a deep breath, wrapped in a magic robe, wearing a pointed hat, and holding a "magic wand", standing there obliquely with an unfathomable appearance. I also made up a small plot with great interest, it's really free...
Mark Hughes, who had just come downstairs, saw this scene, and was stunned for a while before realizing that the wizard was Best.
"Training, training!" Sun Wu felt relieved and threw the "magic wand" far away, "Mr. is here, you need to know that he..."
Before Sun Wu finished speaking, Mark Hughes took a few quick steps, "Best! Don't move! Benny, give me and the Chinese wizard a few pictures!"
"Hahaha..." The players and coaches around burst into laughter.
enough!The face of Sun Wu who was played badly turned black immediately.
"There is no arrangement in the morning, restorative training in the afternoon." Mark Hughes patted Sun Wu on the shoulder, "So you can do it like this, uh, go to the autograph first..."
Mark Hughes, who has always ruled the army with an iron fist, is not always so serious. Under high-pressure management, there must be some activities that can ease the atmosphere in the team, such as today's wizard...
Sun Wu turned his head expressionlessly and looked at the fans outside the barbed wire fence on the side of the training field. Several hot girls were talking and waving at this side.
Although Sun Wu's Chinese identity once caused racists to stir up trouble, but for the women outside the training ground, they don't care. Every time he plays, he can create a threat. Best, who is full of passion, is now covered with a A veil of mystery.
A wizard is a wizard, but there is really no word for a wizard in China... Sun Wu walked towards the fans helplessly, Phil Jones and Santa Cruz followed behind with cameras...
After signing a few autographs, sending out two hugs, and resolutely rejecting the request for three kisses, Sun Wu squatted down to sign autographs for the last fan, who was a seven or eight-year-old boy.
"Meyer, where's your father?" Sun Wu touched the boy's head and took the jersey to sign.
Meyer looked at the wizard in front of him curiously, "Best, where is your wand?"
"Magic wand..." Sun Wu twitched his lips and looked back at Santa Cruz and Phil Jones, who were falling down with a smile, before explaining with a forced smile: "Meyer, you know, I'm a genius, I've figured it out a long time ago The mystery of casting spells without a staff..."
"Ooooh!" snapped Meyer, "just like Albus Dumbledore!"
"Yes." Sun Wu gestured towards Santa Cruz behind him, "For example, if I cast a spell on Rock, a Muggle, he will definitely score in the next game!"
"The next game?" Meyer's eyes lit up, "A goal against Bayern Munich!"
After Sun Wu coaxed the little boy away, Santa Cruz asked with a smile, "He also attended Hogwarts?"
"It's possible." Phil Jones stroked his chin and thought for a while, "Just like that Qiu Zhang..."
Sun Wu looked at the two bastards blankly, and said after a while, "I am a traditional Chinese Taoist, and the world calls them cultivators of immortals."
"Immortal cultivator?"
"Whether it is magic or witchcraft, the origin is the same." Sun Wu said nonsense, "For human beings, a life span of just a few decades is too short, so there are countless people in the East and the West who are studying it. How to live forever..."
"Like Nico Flamel?"
"Uh, almost." Sun Wu took off the magic robe, "But in the process of studying immortality, people master powerful power as mortals, and this is why there are wizards and alchemists in the West, and wizards and alchemists in the East. Ascetics, immortals."
Phil Jones nodded seriously, "No wonder you used to go back to China every summer, probably to go to school?"
"Uh……"
"That school also has four branches like Hogwarts?"
"Well, there are seven."
"There is also the Academy Cup?"
"Basically, we call it Qimai Martial Arts Competition..." Sun Wu quietly wiped the sweat from his brow, only then did he realize that the top hat was still on his head.
Santa Cruz felt his stomach ache when he heard it, and asked with a smile, "Then how do you go to Munich tomorrow? Fly there on a broom?"
"No no no! Riding a broom is too ugly, and I don't like Quidditch either..." Sun Wu grinned and continued, "We Dongfang like other tools..."
"for example?"
"For example, take a pen and draw a horse on the wall, and then the horse can jump off..." Sun Wu spit, "For example, you can fold a donkey out of white paper, blow on it and it will become bigger, and you can ride it on it." Traveling thousands of miles a day..."
Speaking of the latter, Sun Wu couldn't hold back anymore, sitting in the video room and bragging, the teammates next to him listened attentively, even Lawrence's ears were pricked up, and it was a good tactical analysis class...
Sun Wu comforted himself in his heart, well, to adjust the atmosphere before the battle, it seems that he is really suitable to be a head coach.
(End of this chapter)
"I'm coming!"
"Hurry up, are you ready!"
"This is my treasure, I finally bought it..."
"Don't talk nonsense, get the camera ready, and the broom..."
When Sun Wu, who was dumbfounded after reading "The Sun", entered the dressing room, a group of people rushed forward, some pulling clothes, hats, and trousers...
"Moten, what do you want to do!" Sun Wu held his belt with both hands and fell straight down.
"Stop yelling, it's useless for you to break your throat today!" Bentley, who likes to boo the most, is condescending with his waist in his hands, holding a pile of clothes and hats...
"Beth is very scared. Even if you are gay, we are not..." Warnock suppressed a smile and said, "It's just a Costume Play."
Costume Play?Sun Wu blinked and refused to relax his hands. Is it cosplay?
Peterson and Roberts smiled and pulled Sun Wu up, hurriedly put on the clothes and robes, and then put on the hat, tsk tsk, a young wizard from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Witchcraft appeared on the stage.
"Go, go to the training ground, the light here is not good enough."
"Broom, don't forget to bring the broom!"
Nelson and Friedl didn't go up to follow the trouble, but they also went to the training ground. There were not many opportunities to take pictures with the Chinese wizard. Phil Jones, who followed into the locker room, rolled on the ground with laughter...
Today's cameraman is McCarthy, who once held a personal photography exhibition in South Africa.
"Hey, Best, don't pull your face, just smile!"
"Yes, this is a rare opportunity."
"Stop making trouble, be careful that he will cast an Unforgivable Curse on you!"
"What are you afraid of, he doesn't have a wand in his hand!"
"Yes, yes, I always feel that something is missing. There are no magical animals, and the wand should always have a root!" Savage, the villain on the field, is usually a kind guy. He pushed his younger brother Marvin, "Go, the woods over there Find a branch here!"
Sun Wu took a deep breath, wrapped in a magic robe, wearing a pointed hat, and holding a "magic wand", standing there obliquely with an unfathomable appearance. I also made up a small plot with great interest, it's really free...
Mark Hughes, who had just come downstairs, saw this scene, and was stunned for a while before realizing that the wizard was Best.
"Training, training!" Sun Wu felt relieved and threw the "magic wand" far away, "Mr. is here, you need to know that he..."
Before Sun Wu finished speaking, Mark Hughes took a few quick steps, "Best! Don't move! Benny, give me and the Chinese wizard a few pictures!"
"Hahaha..." The players and coaches around burst into laughter.
enough!The face of Sun Wu who was played badly turned black immediately.
"There is no arrangement in the morning, restorative training in the afternoon." Mark Hughes patted Sun Wu on the shoulder, "So you can do it like this, uh, go to the autograph first..."
Mark Hughes, who has always ruled the army with an iron fist, is not always so serious. Under high-pressure management, there must be some activities that can ease the atmosphere in the team, such as today's wizard...
Sun Wu turned his head expressionlessly and looked at the fans outside the barbed wire fence on the side of the training field. Several hot girls were talking and waving at this side.
Although Sun Wu's Chinese identity once caused racists to stir up trouble, but for the women outside the training ground, they don't care. Every time he plays, he can create a threat. Best, who is full of passion, is now covered with a A veil of mystery.
A wizard is a wizard, but there is really no word for a wizard in China... Sun Wu walked towards the fans helplessly, Phil Jones and Santa Cruz followed behind with cameras...
After signing a few autographs, sending out two hugs, and resolutely rejecting the request for three kisses, Sun Wu squatted down to sign autographs for the last fan, who was a seven or eight-year-old boy.
"Meyer, where's your father?" Sun Wu touched the boy's head and took the jersey to sign.
Meyer looked at the wizard in front of him curiously, "Best, where is your wand?"
"Magic wand..." Sun Wu twitched his lips and looked back at Santa Cruz and Phil Jones, who were falling down with a smile, before explaining with a forced smile: "Meyer, you know, I'm a genius, I've figured it out a long time ago The mystery of casting spells without a staff..."
"Ooooh!" snapped Meyer, "just like Albus Dumbledore!"
"Yes." Sun Wu gestured towards Santa Cruz behind him, "For example, if I cast a spell on Rock, a Muggle, he will definitely score in the next game!"
"The next game?" Meyer's eyes lit up, "A goal against Bayern Munich!"
After Sun Wu coaxed the little boy away, Santa Cruz asked with a smile, "He also attended Hogwarts?"
"It's possible." Phil Jones stroked his chin and thought for a while, "Just like that Qiu Zhang..."
Sun Wu looked at the two bastards blankly, and said after a while, "I am a traditional Chinese Taoist, and the world calls them cultivators of immortals."
"Immortal cultivator?"
"Whether it is magic or witchcraft, the origin is the same." Sun Wu said nonsense, "For human beings, a life span of just a few decades is too short, so there are countless people in the East and the West who are studying it. How to live forever..."
"Like Nico Flamel?"
"Uh, almost." Sun Wu took off the magic robe, "But in the process of studying immortality, people master powerful power as mortals, and this is why there are wizards and alchemists in the West, and wizards and alchemists in the East. Ascetics, immortals."
Phil Jones nodded seriously, "No wonder you used to go back to China every summer, probably to go to school?"
"Uh……"
"That school also has four branches like Hogwarts?"
"Well, there are seven."
"There is also the Academy Cup?"
"Basically, we call it Qimai Martial Arts Competition..." Sun Wu quietly wiped the sweat from his brow, only then did he realize that the top hat was still on his head.
Santa Cruz felt his stomach ache when he heard it, and asked with a smile, "Then how do you go to Munich tomorrow? Fly there on a broom?"
"No no no! Riding a broom is too ugly, and I don't like Quidditch either..." Sun Wu grinned and continued, "We Dongfang like other tools..."
"for example?"
"For example, take a pen and draw a horse on the wall, and then the horse can jump off..." Sun Wu spit, "For example, you can fold a donkey out of white paper, blow on it and it will become bigger, and you can ride it on it." Traveling thousands of miles a day..."
Speaking of the latter, Sun Wu couldn't hold back anymore, sitting in the video room and bragging, the teammates next to him listened attentively, even Lawrence's ears were pricked up, and it was a good tactical analysis class...
Sun Wu comforted himself in his heart, well, to adjust the atmosphere before the battle, it seems that he is really suitable to be a head coach.
(End of this chapter)
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