The vixen of Konoha Village
Chapter 339 On how to effectively treat hemophobia [Part [-]]
Chapter 339 On how to effectively treat hemophobia [Part [-]]
"According to our current speed, it may take several days to get back to Konoha!"
On the way back to Konoha, the bored Su Li suddenly thought of something.
"It's too boring to just keep going, Tsunade-senpai, why don't we do something interesting!"
"What do you want?"
Tsunade hadn't said anything yet, and Zilai was the first to blow up his hair, but Su Li's words made him subconsciously make up some unexplainable things.
"Immortal fairy, can you put away your dirty thoughts?"
Seeing Ziraiya whose expression kept changing, Su Li rolled his eyes in disgust. This guy has indeed inherited the lustful attributes of three generations, and someone else's casual words can make him make up those unhealthy plots .
Dirty, really dirty!
"The interesting thing I'm talking about is helping Tsunade-senpai treat hemophobia!"
"Cure for my phobia?"
Tsunade raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were in a trance for a moment.
Hemophobia, because of the death of Duanhe Shengshu, she suffered from hemophobia. Now that so many years have passed, she has long since given up any expectations for her own hemophobia.
Can't forget the painful memories of the past, how can the phobia be cured? !
"That's right, as an excellent psychiatrist, I already have a complete treatment plan!"
The square-frame flat glasses were put on the face again. Su Li raised his right hand and gently pushed the glasses with his middle finger, and a strange light flashed across the glasses.
"As long as you follow my treatment plan, I guarantee that your hemophobia will be cured in a short period of time!"
"Since when did you become a psychiatrist?!"
The corner of Jiraiya's mouth twitched, his forehead was covered with black lines.
When the word psychiatrist came out of Su Li's mouth, it felt very unreliable.
"It's not important. What's important is that I'm very proficient in treating mental illnesses like blood phobia, understand?"
Su Li said confidently, it's nothing more than a phobia, can he be stumped?
Ji Lai didn't say anything, but he looked at Su Li with suspicion in his eyes. Judging from the things this guy has done in the past, a psychiatrist might be very unreliable.
"Someone once said that the best way to eliminate fear is to face fear, and the most direct, effective and fastest way to quickly cure Tsunade-senpai's hemphobia is..."
Under Jiraiya's suspicious gaze, Su Li's figure changed for a while, and a man with light blue hair, wearing a Konoha forehead protector, and a ninja vest appeared in front of them.
"Break..."
When seeing this man, Tsunade and Jiraiya were also stunned for a moment, but then quickly reacted.
"Su Li, what are you..."
Tsunade wanted to question Su Li angrily, but before she finished speaking, Su Li took out a Kunai with a smile, and poked it into his body in front of her.
Warm blood splashed out, Tsunade's pupils shrank suddenly, and the memory hidden in the depths of his mind emerged again.
"How is Tsunade-senpai feeling? Is hemophobia feeling better?"
Su Li took a few steps forward, and after approaching Tsunade, he raised his arm and shook his blood-stained palm in front of her.
Tsunade's hands and legs went limp, and if it wasn't for Jingyin and Jilai who helped her up in time, she might have fallen to the ground directly.
"Suri..."
Jilai also wanted to give Su Lilai a stab right now. Although he knew that this guy was unreliable, he never thought that this guy could do such a thing.
What about treating hemophobia?What kind of treatment is this?
"Hey, it seems that one Kato Dan's stimulation is not enough!"
Ignoring Jiraiya who was glaring at him, looking at Tsunade who was limp, pale, and full of fear in his eyes, Su Li poked himself with kunai a few more times, and found that Tsunade's blood phobia didn't get any better , suddenly frowned.
While muttering to himself, Su Li took a deep breath, and his figure changed again. This time, a 12-year-old boy appeared in front of Tsunade.
"Rope tree..."
puff-
As soon as Tsunade uttered the name, he felt warm blood splashing on his hand.
"Not yet?"
Seeing the trembling Tsunade leaning on Jiraiya's shoulder, Su Li gritted his teeth, his figure changed, this time it was Senju Hashirama with a gentle smile on his face.
puff-
Following the sound of Kunai piercing into the body, the arc of Tsunade's body trembling became larger.
puff-
For the fourth change, the cold-faced Qianshou was stabbed a few times in the door.
puff-
For the fifth change, the third generation who smiled kindly was also stabbed a few times!
puff-
The sixth change, the one who suffers is Orochimaru with its long tongue sticking out!
puff-
The seventh transformation, what appeared was Jiraiya!
Jiraiya: "???"
Q: How does it feel to watch yourself being poked into briquettes by kunai?
Answer: I don't have any other feelings. My only thought at the moment is to beat that bastard Zu Li to death.
"Not yet?"
After poking Jiraiya, looking at Tsunade still leaning on Jiraiya's shoulder, Su Li raised his head to the sky with a look of despair.
Had his psychostimulant therapy failed?Or is the intensity of self-stimulation too small?Do you want him to start all over again? !
Just when Su Li was hesitating whether to do it all over again, a sound of breaking wind came into his ears.
"Bastard, go to hell with me..."
What appeared together with the sound of breaking the wind was Tsunade's clenched right hand. Before Su Li could react, Tsunade's right hand hit him directly.
whoosh-
Su Li's body flew out like a shooting star, and after breaking many big trees in succession, he fell to the ground with a snap.
"I said, what are you doing? I'm kind enough to help you treat your blood phobia. You don't want to thank me, but you still hit me?!"
Crawling out of the human-shaped pothole on the ground, Su Li roared angrily.
Is he easy?Well-intentioned to help others treat illnesses, but the other party didn't thank him, so it's fine, but they actually did something to him as a doctor?
This is simply a distortion of human nature and a loss of morality!
"I hit you..."
Tsunade gritted her teeth and rushed towards Su Li. If she didn't beat this guy to a full face today, she wouldn't be called Senshou Tsunade.
"Hey, don't push yourself too hard!"
Su Li quickly took out two unpunctured blood bags and held them in his hands.
"If you dare to come here again, I'll crush this blood bag immediately, and splash blood all over your face, do you believe it?"
"Then you can squeeze it to your heart's content!"
Tsunade sneered, and the movement of punching did not stop at all.
"Do you think I'm still afraid of this thing now?!"
"..."
It's over, it's dead now!
(End of this chapter)
"According to our current speed, it may take several days to get back to Konoha!"
On the way back to Konoha, the bored Su Li suddenly thought of something.
"It's too boring to just keep going, Tsunade-senpai, why don't we do something interesting!"
"What do you want?"
Tsunade hadn't said anything yet, and Zilai was the first to blow up his hair, but Su Li's words made him subconsciously make up some unexplainable things.
"Immortal fairy, can you put away your dirty thoughts?"
Seeing Ziraiya whose expression kept changing, Su Li rolled his eyes in disgust. This guy has indeed inherited the lustful attributes of three generations, and someone else's casual words can make him make up those unhealthy plots .
Dirty, really dirty!
"The interesting thing I'm talking about is helping Tsunade-senpai treat hemophobia!"
"Cure for my phobia?"
Tsunade raised his eyebrows, and his eyes were in a trance for a moment.
Hemophobia, because of the death of Duanhe Shengshu, she suffered from hemophobia. Now that so many years have passed, she has long since given up any expectations for her own hemophobia.
Can't forget the painful memories of the past, how can the phobia be cured? !
"That's right, as an excellent psychiatrist, I already have a complete treatment plan!"
The square-frame flat glasses were put on the face again. Su Li raised his right hand and gently pushed the glasses with his middle finger, and a strange light flashed across the glasses.
"As long as you follow my treatment plan, I guarantee that your hemophobia will be cured in a short period of time!"
"Since when did you become a psychiatrist?!"
The corner of Jiraiya's mouth twitched, his forehead was covered with black lines.
When the word psychiatrist came out of Su Li's mouth, it felt very unreliable.
"It's not important. What's important is that I'm very proficient in treating mental illnesses like blood phobia, understand?"
Su Li said confidently, it's nothing more than a phobia, can he be stumped?
Ji Lai didn't say anything, but he looked at Su Li with suspicion in his eyes. Judging from the things this guy has done in the past, a psychiatrist might be very unreliable.
"Someone once said that the best way to eliminate fear is to face fear, and the most direct, effective and fastest way to quickly cure Tsunade-senpai's hemphobia is..."
Under Jiraiya's suspicious gaze, Su Li's figure changed for a while, and a man with light blue hair, wearing a Konoha forehead protector, and a ninja vest appeared in front of them.
"Break..."
When seeing this man, Tsunade and Jiraiya were also stunned for a moment, but then quickly reacted.
"Su Li, what are you..."
Tsunade wanted to question Su Li angrily, but before she finished speaking, Su Li took out a Kunai with a smile, and poked it into his body in front of her.
Warm blood splashed out, Tsunade's pupils shrank suddenly, and the memory hidden in the depths of his mind emerged again.
"How is Tsunade-senpai feeling? Is hemophobia feeling better?"
Su Li took a few steps forward, and after approaching Tsunade, he raised his arm and shook his blood-stained palm in front of her.
Tsunade's hands and legs went limp, and if it wasn't for Jingyin and Jilai who helped her up in time, she might have fallen to the ground directly.
"Suri..."
Jilai also wanted to give Su Lilai a stab right now. Although he knew that this guy was unreliable, he never thought that this guy could do such a thing.
What about treating hemophobia?What kind of treatment is this?
"Hey, it seems that one Kato Dan's stimulation is not enough!"
Ignoring Jiraiya who was glaring at him, looking at Tsunade who was limp, pale, and full of fear in his eyes, Su Li poked himself with kunai a few more times, and found that Tsunade's blood phobia didn't get any better , suddenly frowned.
While muttering to himself, Su Li took a deep breath, and his figure changed again. This time, a 12-year-old boy appeared in front of Tsunade.
"Rope tree..."
puff-
As soon as Tsunade uttered the name, he felt warm blood splashing on his hand.
"Not yet?"
Seeing the trembling Tsunade leaning on Jiraiya's shoulder, Su Li gritted his teeth, his figure changed, this time it was Senju Hashirama with a gentle smile on his face.
puff-
Following the sound of Kunai piercing into the body, the arc of Tsunade's body trembling became larger.
puff-
For the fourth change, the cold-faced Qianshou was stabbed a few times in the door.
puff-
For the fifth change, the third generation who smiled kindly was also stabbed a few times!
puff-
The sixth change, the one who suffers is Orochimaru with its long tongue sticking out!
puff-
The seventh transformation, what appeared was Jiraiya!
Jiraiya: "???"
Q: How does it feel to watch yourself being poked into briquettes by kunai?
Answer: I don't have any other feelings. My only thought at the moment is to beat that bastard Zu Li to death.
"Not yet?"
After poking Jiraiya, looking at Tsunade still leaning on Jiraiya's shoulder, Su Li raised his head to the sky with a look of despair.
Had his psychostimulant therapy failed?Or is the intensity of self-stimulation too small?Do you want him to start all over again? !
Just when Su Li was hesitating whether to do it all over again, a sound of breaking wind came into his ears.
"Bastard, go to hell with me..."
What appeared together with the sound of breaking the wind was Tsunade's clenched right hand. Before Su Li could react, Tsunade's right hand hit him directly.
whoosh-
Su Li's body flew out like a shooting star, and after breaking many big trees in succession, he fell to the ground with a snap.
"I said, what are you doing? I'm kind enough to help you treat your blood phobia. You don't want to thank me, but you still hit me?!"
Crawling out of the human-shaped pothole on the ground, Su Li roared angrily.
Is he easy?Well-intentioned to help others treat illnesses, but the other party didn't thank him, so it's fine, but they actually did something to him as a doctor?
This is simply a distortion of human nature and a loss of morality!
"I hit you..."
Tsunade gritted her teeth and rushed towards Su Li. If she didn't beat this guy to a full face today, she wouldn't be called Senshou Tsunade.
"Hey, don't push yourself too hard!"
Su Li quickly took out two unpunctured blood bags and held them in his hands.
"If you dare to come here again, I'll crush this blood bag immediately, and splash blood all over your face, do you believe it?"
"Then you can squeeze it to your heart's content!"
Tsunade sneered, and the movement of punching did not stop at all.
"Do you think I'm still afraid of this thing now?!"
"..."
It's over, it's dead now!
(End of this chapter)
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