The vixen of Konoha Village

Chapter 1 How Zaun Players Greet

Chapter 1 How Zaun Players Greet
In the small office, looking at the man staring at him expressionlessly, Shi Shiji swallowed nervously.Wouldn't it be okay if you were scolded for a few words and just pretend you didn't see it?He actually used the time-space manager to kill the person on impulse, now he is fine, he must have been found by the sufferer!
"Ahem, that, young man, Lin Bei, I have to tell you a very sad news, you are dead!"

After thinking about it, Time Chicken finally decided to hide the truth and get himself out of this matter, and immediately expressed a very regretful expression.

"Because you played games all night, your body couldn't bear it, which led to sudden death. Although I feel very sorry about this, Lin Bei, I can't do anything about it. Your body has been cremated by your family, and Lin Bei, I can't let you recover Come back to life, but since you were my teammate Lin Bei when you played the last game of LOL before your death, I will show mercy to you and say a good word to the King of Hades, and ask them to arrange a better one for you. family background, you should be reincarnated!"

"……"stare!

Su Li didn't speak, but just stared at Shi Shi Chicken so directly, Shi Shi Chicken felt uncomfortable all over.

"Hey, young man, why are you looking at me like this at Lin Bei? Don't you feel satisfied that I will arrange a good next life for you, Lin Bei?"

Guilty, Time Chicken slammed the table and stood on the chair, squinting his eyes and pretending to be menacing, staring at Su Li.

"Mortal, you have to know when enough is enough to be a human being, do you know? Lin Bei, I am willing to arrange a good afterlife for you, which is already a great mercy. Don't be dissatisfied!"

"Do you think I'm blind?"

Su Li pointed to the giant tablet beside him.

"Your time-space manager has a complete record of how you killed me. Do you think I'm easy to deceive? Or do you think my eyesight is bad and I can't see the content on this time-space manager? ?”

"Uh, this..."

Shi Shiji shuddered, and couldn't help wanting to smash this stupid time-space manager. He never thought that one day, Shi Shiji would be cheated by this time-space manager.

"Ahem, young man, I admit that I accidentally killed you, but I am not responsible for the matter. Who told you to scold me in the game?"

Thinking of a four-and-a-half-minute game, he was actually scolded by this guy for 10 minutes, and Shi Guangji was so angry. Although his game level is a bit bad, it is a bit too much to scold him for 35 minutes in a row. ?And there was not even a single sentence repeated for a full 35 minutes. Who can not be angry? !
"First, I scolded you because your game level is too bad. With a record of 0/21/0, how on earth did you have the courage to survive?"

Su Li glanced sideways at Shi Shiji. If the other party wasn't so deceitful, he wouldn't have scolded people. Of course, there is another reason...

"Second, and the most important point, I'm not scolding you, you know? That's the way our Zaan players greet each other. Since you have entered the Zaan region, you must have the awareness to face the blast. In our Zaan, only the strong are worthy of having relatives, a weak chicken like you, hehe..."

"Hey, boy, can you correct your attitude? Do you know who I am? Do you know how the scar on my face came from?"

Time Chicken's face darkened, and he stretched out his wings to touch the scar on his left eye, his tone low.

"I think back then, when Pangu created the world..."

"Hehe, you think I haven't seen Shi Leng, right? Your scar was obviously cut by Zeus, and you still created the world? Who are you fooling?"

Su Li raised his middle finger at Shi Shiji, and severely despised the other party's deceitful behavior.

"Oh, this is not important, young man, the most important thing now is that you are in the narrow time, this is my territory in Linbei, you know? If you obediently obey my arrangement to reincarnate, I will You can also let people arrange a good next life for you, but if you are disobedient..."

Time Chicken's eyes narrowed, and he let out a sneer.

"Then don't blame Lin Bei for being rude to you. Let me tell you, Lin Bei grew up in the grasslands. When I was thirsty, I drank dew, and when I was hungry, I ate grasshoppers. Offended me? Be careful so that you can't eat and go around. !"

"Time chicken, do you know? Actually, I've read the script..."

Su Li laughed suddenly, and put his right hand on the tablet-shaped space-time manager beside him, a red button was within reach.

"If you dare to threaten me again, I'll just press the self-destruct button and die with the time-space manager!"

"Hey, boy, calm down!"

Shi Shiji's eyes widened instantly, and cold sweat broke out on his forehead.

"If you blow up the time machine, you will be killed too!"

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I've already died, and it's not a big deal if I die again, but it's a pity for you. If the time machine is blown up, do you think King Kong will deduct your salary?"

Su Li smiled very 'nuclear', and the threat in his words was very obvious.

For a moment, the time chicken seemed to have received some major blow, and sat on the ground weakly, covering its face with its wings and began to cry.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Can't afford a car..."

While talking, Time Chicken shed tears of despair.

"I didn't have much salary in the first place. If the time-space manager is blown up again, I will lose all my salary. For countless years in the future, I will not get a penny of salary. Can I bear to look at the handsome and handsome Lin Bei and I live without a salary?"

Under Shi Shiji's teary eyes, Su Li nodded without changing his expression.

"I can't bear it very much. Besides, please don't use adjectives like handsome, unrestrained and handsome to describe yourself. With the beer belly shape of a middle-aged uncle like you, plus your extremely wretched temperament, those adjectives are really different from your image. It doesn't fit at all!"

"..." Shi Shiji's face looked like it was struck by lightning, Su Li's words were a bit too heartbreaking, even though he has always been thick-skinned, he couldn't help but want to vomit blood at this time.

Seeing Su Li with a completely cold and unfeeling expression, after a long stalemate, Time Chicken finally lost helplessly.

"Tell me, boy, what exactly do you want?"

(End of this chapter)

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