Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital

Chapter 58 Sick

It's such a shitty system.

Every day, I force myself to complete all kinds of wonderful tasks.

But every time the task is executed, the system is 100% off the chain.

so that later.

The system is in order to be trained into the palm of the Tathagata by itself.

He actually fooled himself to the edge of the cliff and practiced by jumping off the cliff.

As a result, it was directly smashed into a meat paste...

After passing this incident, Xiao Yun has almost become a soul body.

Finally decided to part ways with the system.

I plan to find a system and host that suits me separately.

But never imagined.

Now the body that has been re-souled is actually a severe mental patient who thinks he is a fairy.

And the awakened system is actually the same shitty system from before! ! ! ! ! !

this moment.

Xiao Yun was really angry.

He really wanted to slam his head into this tree and die.

Then continue to travel and continue to find new systems!
but.

Just when he hesitated for a while, then he gritted his teeth and was about to really carry out the crash plan.

He found that his body was slightly out of his control.

Because half of the control of this body is in the hands of the mentally ill cloud fairy.

Xiao Yun wanted to bang his head against a tree.

But Fairy Yun, who is mentally ill, feels a little tired and wants to lie down and sleep! ! !
Xiao Yun could only sigh helplessly.

He felt that he currently only had control over his two arms.

But that mental patient, Fairy Yun, controlled both of her thighs.

At this moment, the arms really can't twist the thighs!

"The dog is forcing the system, what do you think?"

In desperation, Xiao Yun temporarily gave up his fight for body control with the mentally ill Fairy Yun.

You can only start questioning the system in your mind.

【Uh, this... host, the past is over...】

The system pondered for a while, and said with a smile:
[Actually.In the past, there were many misunderstandings that should not have happened between us.Since we bumped into each other by mistake and bumped into the same body again, it means that there is a real destiny between us, doesn't it? 】

"It is destined... but it is indeed destined!!!"

Xiao Yun snorted angrily:
"But I think there is a bad relationship between us! Do you think they are mutually exclusive? Being in the same body is very unfavorable, I'm afraid there is no good fruit to eat..."

【Hehe, this, in fact, may not be...】

System Baby explained.

【Host, before you couldn’t practice so many magical skills, it may be that the body is too useless, but the body now is definitely much better than you imagined! 】

Xiao Yun was surprised and asked:
"What do you mean? The kung fu cheats you gave me can't even be practiced by a normal person. Could it be that this mental patient can practice the magical skills of the Tathagata palm? Who are you fooling the system?"

[Host, don’t worry! 】

The system says:

[Although this is the body of a mental patient, the problem with a mental patient is the mental state, and the body has no problems at all! 】

[And this body, after the test of the baby in this system, has a very high cultivation talent!It is very easy to display any stunt given by the baby of this system! 】

"Really? Are you saying that you can practice any kind of exercises?"

Xiao Yun opened his eyes wide, seemingly in disbelief.

[Yes, host, please trust this system baby! 】

"Okay, this host will trust you again!"

Xiao Yun said lazily in his mind.

He has no control over his body at this time.

He could only let the cloud fairy control her body to sleep beside her.

There is no way to resist at all.

So just accept it.

The cloud fairy lies on the platform made of leaves and sleeps.

Because he really wants to sleep.

So I didn't really check what this place was at all, just lay on the leaves and fell asleep.

Wait until the next morning when he wakes up.

Then he discovered that there was someone sleeping next to him, and she was a pretty and cute little girl!

what's the situation? ? ? ?

Xiao Yun was taken aback.

Because the environment was relatively dark last night.

When he was sleeping, it never occurred to him that there was someone sleeping next to him.

So at this moment when he woke up and saw a little girl sleeping next to him, she was really shocked.

At this time, Cai Linger heard the movement, woke up instantly, opened her eyes, and looked at Xiao Yun with a smile.

"Brother Xiao Yun, are you awake?"

Cai Linger yawned, stretched lazily, looked at Xiao Yun and asked with a smile.

"I'm awake, who are you?"

Fairy Yun stared at Cai Ling'er intently, with a serious expression on her face.

"You little girl, were you really by my fairy's side last night? Tell me, how did you walk to me?"

"what?????"

Cai Linger was confused.

She couldn't understand the meaning of Xiao Yun's words at this moment.

"Hmph, little girl, you are trying to play a fool for me, aren't you!!"

Fairy Yun snorted softly, staring at Cai Ling'er with piercing eyes.

"Don't think that this fairy doesn't know, do you want to steal this fairy's skirt while this fairy is asleep?"

"Steal... steal your skirt?"

Cai Ling'er stretched out her hand and scratched her head, she really didn't understand, what brother Xiao Yun was talking about at this moment?

what happened to him?
Why would you show yourself that look?

Didn't you feel fine when you slept last night?
Why did it suddenly become so strange when I fell asleep? ? ?
"Why, do you still want to admit it?"

Fairy Yun shook her face, her expression extremely arrogant.

"Look at the skirt of your skirt, how torn it is, and this fairy's skirt is so beautiful, it's no wonder you don't want to steal my fairy's skirt!"

"Brother Xiao Yun, what's wrong with you?"

At this moment, Cai Linger felt a little scared.

She felt that Brother Xiao Yun at this time was really strange.
It's like a completely different person from yesterday's so cute and amiable Brother Xiao Yun!

"You still call me brother? Hmph, you think you're trying to trick me into taking my fairy's skirt because you're getting close? I'm not that stupid!"

Xiao Chen said coldly.

"As a cloud fairy with both wisdom and beauty, I advise you not to think about the dress on this fairy!"

"Brother Xiao Yun, are you not feeling well? My mind is confused, don't scare me?"

Cai Linger's face turned pale with fright.

He quickly reached out to touch Xiao Yun's forehead, to see if he had a fever.

However, Fairy Yun at this time was full of vigilance towards this little girl who appeared beside her out of nowhere.

Seeing her little hand touching her, he quickly took two steps back.

"Little girl, what do you want to do if a man and a woman can't kiss each other?"

Xiao Yun took a few steps back, keeping a certain distance from Cai Linger, with an extremely vigilant expression.

(End of this chapter)