Chapter 37
It worked! ! !
Xiao Yun was overjoyed.

That's right, with this fairy's ability.

There is absolutely no way that anything can’t be done!
"Okay, you taught me how to blow air, this fairy will teach you the same skill now!"

Xiao Yun stood up and patted his chest as he spoke, looking very righteous.

"This fairy will teach you a few of the best skills. Come, do it with me, the fairy scatter flowers!!!"

As he spoke, he took out a handful of rice from the shirt at his waist, and threw it out with a wave of his arm.

"Swish—"

Accompanied by a small sound.

Many of these rice fell on the heads of the Spirit Police members on the opposite side.

But at this moment, they were staring at Nuba intently, feeling nervous.

They were all motionless, not even in the mood to shake off a grain of rice on their bodies.

"God...? Girl...?? Scatter...??? Flower...????"

The nun froze for a moment.

Stretch out your own waist and grope for a while, but you really look embarrassed.

Because she was a female corpse from hundreds of years ago, and the clothes she wore were also burial clothes from hundreds of years ago.

Although when she was buried before, she didn't have the jewelry she had worn on her body.

But after the theft of tomb robbers.

Now her body is almost clean, without any valuables except clothes.

So she felt empty.

Almost nothing can be spilled with him.

"What? Didn't you prepare any magic weapon?"

Seeing her embarrassed expression, Xiao Yun smiled slightly.

"It doesn't matter, I lent you these magical artifacts. Although these magical artifacts are very valuable, even priceless, as long as you have a chance in the future, you can return them to this fairy."

talking.

Xiao Yun took out a small handful of rice from his arms again.

Then he stuffed it into the female demon's hand.

The nun took the rice.

Following Xiao Yun's example, he also waved the rice out.

The rice fell on the spirit police members on the opposite side again.

This time, these Spirit Police members dare not remain indifferent.

They were afraid that the female slave would tamper with the rice while scattering it.

So they dodge one after another.

Regarding this scene, He Wanqing and Peng Zhizhong next to each other looked at each other, thinking of one thing.

That was three days ago.

The first second-order female charm was beaten to the knees by Xiao Yun and begged for mercy.

At that time, everyone still doubted whether rice had a certain restraint effect on ghosts.

But now it seems.

The nun took the rice without hesitation, without any fear at all.

This shows that this guess is basically wrong...

Fairy Scattering Flowers only played two or three games.

Almost all the rice hidden on Xiao Yun's body was spilled.

He clapped his hands, feeling a little unsatisfied.

He stood up again and prepared to teach Nuba to play "Water Floods the Golden Mountain".

He suddenly tore open his pants.

Facing the direction of the team members in front, he began to urinate.

What the hell is this guy doing?
The surrounding team members looked at each other in confusion, unable to understand what Xiao Yun was doing.

He Wanqing and two of the beautiful girl team members were even more embarrassed, blushing a little.

After Xiao Yun finished making the fairy scatter flowers, he stared intently at the female demon, waiting for her to learn to do the same.

But at this time, Nuba's expression was a little awkward.

Her hands moved slightly to the front of her legs, then let go.

Look coy.

"Hey, what's the matter? Why don't you learn to do it?"

Xiao Yun stared at her and asked with embarrassing eyes.

"I, this... can't do it..."

The nun answered cautiously, as if a student who hadn't finished their homework faced the teacher.

"can not do this?"

Xiao Yu frowned slightly.

After thinking for a while, suddenly realized, nodded and said:
"Okay, it doesn't matter if you can't do it. After all, the spells of this fairy are not so easy to learn. I will teach you myself!"

It is said that these hands are stretched out, and they are about to tear the dress of Nuba.

The nun was startled.

It seemed that there was some conditioned reflex trembling all over.

Then he shook his head hastily, and said coyly:
"This... I really can't do this, because, I... don't have that..."

"No one?"

Xiao Yun asked with a puzzled expression.

"Uh, well, our bodies are made differently..."

The nun pinched the hem of the skirt with both hands, and her voice was thin and weak.

"You can stand on that, but as women, we have to squat down on everything..."

"Women, do you have to squat down?"

Xiao Yun was stunned for a moment.

He was completely unaware of the problem.

"No, this fairy is also a woman, so why does she never need to squat down?"

"You... are you a woman?"

The nun stared at Xiao Yun with wide eyes, and couldn't believe her ears.

She was stunned for a while, and then she suddenly wanted to understand.

This handsome human brother acts so strangely.

Could it be that he has some mental problems? ? ?
At this moment, Xiao Yun became entangled.

This matter is related to his self-cognition of his fairy identity, so he must figure it out.

So Xiao Yun thought for a while, turned to look at He Wanqing, and asked:
"Miss Wanqing, as a companion, you can honestly answer this fairy, when you pee...do you have to squat down?"

"Uh, this..."

He Wanqing hesitated.

She was actually very embarrassed to ask this question, but she had to answer it.

Her intuition told her that she couldn't tell the truth to Xiao Yun at this time.

Because in this case, once Xiao Yun was told, the woman had to squat down to learn.

Then Xiao Yun would absolutely not be able to accept it for a while.

Given the size of his brain circuit, no one can predict what will happen next.

But now that Nuba is by his side, it is so dangerous.

Here's to stabilizing his actions.

Don't let him mess around!

Thinking of this, He Wanqing looked solemn, and said directly:
"Fairy Yun, don't listen to her nonsense. I am also a woman, but I never need to squat down. Fairy Yun must be the same for you, right?"

"That's natural! Hey, scare the fairy!"

Xiao Yun let out a sigh of relief.

The mind that was nervous just now was slowly let go.

Just to put it bluntly, this fairy boo boo never has to squat.

How could other women squat!

"Hey, this fairy is your good friend, how can you lie to me?"

Xiao Yun's gaze returned to Nuba again, with a slightly displeased expression on his face.

"Ah??? This... this..."

This is finally confirmed for the female demon.

The handsome little brother I met was indeed a human mental patient.

She felt ashamed.

Just now, I actually learned to play games with a mental patient!

Hey, this completely lowered the IQ of my daughter-in-law.

Wait, why is a mentally ill person so valued by so many human exorcists?
This can only mean one thing.

That is this handsome man with human mental illness, indeed there is an incomprehensible energy hidden in his body, and he is the nemesis of the ghosts here!
So in this case.

When faced with this mental patient’s questions, you have to answer them!
"Uh, there's really no need to squat down, it's because I remembered wrongly..."

The female demon's head was spinning very much, trying to think of a suitable reason:

"The main reason is...the main reason is that I haven't peed for a while..."

(End of this chapter)

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