Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital

Chapter 32
Plan A failed.

Just try plan B.

Plan B: Since Xiao Yun's self-awareness is a fairy, he doesn't like bad men, and he is the least vigilant towards beautiful women.

Then choose more beauties and prepare more beautiful skirts and stockings.

Launch a double offensive against Xiao Yun with beauties and skirts, so as to form a common language with him about clothing.

But this plan is the same as the first plan A.

Xiao Yun's beautiful skirt and stockings are still kept, and the song is still sung and danced.

But it was the beauties' turn to get close to him.

The vigilance in his heart rose again.

Become a beautiful "butterfly", fly away...

Plan B, declare bankruptcy.

In the end, only plan C can start to be considered.

In plan C, He Wanqing was still in charge, trying every means to convince Xiao Yun that he was a fairy companion sent by Her Majesty the Empress.

As long as this plan is successful, it is more effective than any other plan.

but.

For this plan, everyone has discussed it for a long time, and they all feel that they have encountered the biggest problem.

Because Xiao Yun is a mental patient, his brain circuits are too rich.

Everyone couldn't figure out what to do to make Xiao Yun believe that He Wanqing was his companion.

finally.

After everyone discusses.

It was still decided to take more photos of the spirit police members and observe Xiao Yun secretly.

Through his usual habits of various activities, see if he can find a way to make Xiao Yun trust him.

……

"Your Majesty, Your Majesty, there seem to be more and more foolish humans who turn to demons and goblins. They are also secretly monitoring this fairy, and they probably want to choose an opportunity to attack this fairy..."

"But please rest assured, Your Majesty. The mission of this fairy is to fight against demons and ghosts to the end, not to be afraid of all difficulties and obstacles, and to fight for the honor of the fairy world!"

"Besides, with the magic power of this fairy, all the schemes and tricks of demons and ghosts are paper tigers. Empress, don't worry, this fairy can handle it..."

Although Xiao Yun is mentally ill, his vigilance is still very high.

So the Spirit Police members were watching him secretly, although everyone was very careful.

It was still detected by Xiao Yun very keenly.

He buried his head in the grass, and reported to Her Majesty the Queen with a brick.

He stood up with his head held high, his face showing the solemnity of "fighting to the end with demons and ghosts".

then.

All of a sudden, he walked into a nearby grass.

Start to turn against customers.

Secretly observe people who "monitor" themselves.

After dinner.

Xiao Yun took advantage of everyone not paying attention.

Suddenly, with a stride, he walked behind a cute policeman girl by the flower bed.

As soon as the palm was stretched out, it was placed on the vest of the cute girl from the policeman.

"Don't move! The eight vital points of your body have been restrained by this fairy. As long as I spit out my mana, this fairy can break your tendons in an instant!"

Xiao Yun lowered his voice, his tone was cold and harsh:

"You can answer whatever I ask, do you hear me?"

The cute girl from the policeman was stunned for a moment.

She was also one of the spirit police members who were arranged by He Wanqing to observe Xiao Yun secretly.

After a day of secretly observing, Xiao Yun couldn't find anything unusual.

Although she wasn't very tired, she also felt bored.

After finally finishing dinner, you can relax.

Didn't expect Xiao Yun to walk to her side suddenly, come and play with her?
So now, do you want to cooperate with Xiao Yun in acting?
The cute girl of the spirit policeman thought for a while, and quickly decided to cooperate with Xiao Yun's brain circuit.

"Did you hear me?"

Xiao Yun saw that the cute girl was thinking slightly but did not answer.

The palms pressing on her vest slightly increased their strength.

"heard it."

The cute girl nodded slightly.

"Okay, let me ask you. Who sent you here? What do you want to do by spying on this fairy secretly? Have you already taken refuge in the undercover of demons and goblins?? What kind of conspiracy is there to deal with this fairy??? Say it quickly!! !"

"Uh, this... this..."

The cute girl never expected Xiao Yun to ask such questions in a row.

For a while, I didn't know how to answer.

She knew she couldn't just make it up.

It wouldn't be good just in case a certain sentence didn't suit Xiao Yun's mind, so that it made him even more distrustful.

But in the current situation, no one gave him a script? ? ?
"What is this and that, what kind of conspiracy is there against this fairy? Hurry up and tell the truth!"

"I... I really don't know..."

The cute girl smiled wryly and shook her head helplessly.

"do not know?"

Xiao Yun straightened his waist and his face suddenly turned a little cold:

"I count from one to ten. If you don't obediently tell the truth after ten, don't blame this fairy for destroying flowers with your hands!"

"One, two, three, five, six, seven, nine, ten! Time is up!!!"

"Ah? Ah???"

The cute girl was a little anxious, but also felt a little funny.

Is this counting from one to ten?
What about the 4 and 8 in the middle? ? ?
"Don't tell me, you forced me!"

Xiao Yun smiled coldly, raised his finger, and patted the cute girl's vest.

"You have been hit by this fairy's sleeping technique, you won't wake up for two hours, lie down!"

"Uh... um..."

The cute girl froze for a moment.

Following Xiao Yun's will, his body slowly fell to the grass next to him, and he closed his eyes.

"Huh, dare to spy on this fairy, this is just a little punishment for you!"

Xiao Yun stared intently at the cute girl who fell into a "sleep", and nodded in satisfaction with his spells.

Then he looked around, bent down suddenly, and began to pull out the skirt on the cute girl.

no way.

Who told the cute girl to wear such a beautiful skirt?

Xiao Yun thought to himself, confiscating her clothes was just a small punishment for her.

what's the situation?
what's the situation? ? ?
The cute girl was dumbfounded.

She originally thought that she could only follow Xiao Yun's wishes and obediently lie down and pretend to sleep.

Xiao Yun would not do anything to him anymore.

But never expected.

This guy is so bold that he wants to "molest" himself?
If this can be tolerated, then the cute girl feels that she is not worthy of being a member of the Spirit Police!

So this time.

She suddenly opened her eyes, and pushed Xiao Yun's "devil's claws" away.

Then with a flick of the jade arm, Xiao Yun was slapped across the face with a wave of his hand.

"Snapped--"

The slap was very loud.

Instantly attracted the attention of many people around.

He Wanqing and Peng Zhizhong also noticed this.

After seeing that it was Zhang Tingting, the cute girl under him, who beat Xiao Yun.

Their hearts trembled.

not good!

Tingting hit Xiao Yun.

With Xiao Yun's character, Tingting might suffer a big loss!
To know.

The female ghosts and female charms I encountered in the past few days were all because they were not polite to him.

He was either punched and kicked frantically, or hammered with bricks.

Those who didn't beat them knelt down and begged for mercy.

But now.

Would Tingting dare to slap him first? ? ?

(End of this chapter)