Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital

Chapter 2 The Fairy Wants to Defend the World
"Go back to me, be honest!"

The two security guards held Xiao Yun's arms at the same time, dragged him more than ten meters away, and threw him to the side of the flower bed.

"You two bastards are so bold! Can you afford to delay this fairy's defense of the world?"

Xiao Yun cursed, got up from the grass and ran back to the guard.

The two security guards put on a serious face and lined up side by side like iron towers to guard the gate, not giving Xiao Yun the slightest chance.

"It was you who forced me! Immortal!——Female!!—Scattered!!!—Flower!!!!"

Xiao Yun was angry.

With a soft drink in his mouth, he took out a handful of things from his waist.

He straightened his body and raised his head at a 45-degree angle. He swung his right arm in a circle and threw it towards the two security guards.

"Swish—"

Hundreds of rice grains floated out.

This is the rice that Xiao Yun sneaked into the cafeteria kitchen to steal a few days ago, and there are many rotten rice grains mixed in it.

Most of the rice grains fell to the ground.

Some of the rice grains that fell on the two security guards fell off after being slightly shaken by them.

"Good guy, I have some skills!"

Seeing this, Xiao Yun shouted again:
"Water!—Man!!—Gold!!!—Mountain!!!!"

He rushed to the security guard in a few quick steps, pulled off his pants, and urinated directly at the two of them.

"Fuck!"

The two security guards were caught off guard, and immediately everything in front of them was wet.

They can't laugh or cry.

He had no choice but to set up Xiao Yun again and drag him back tens of meters.

"Be honest, you guy! Otherwise, I'll tell Sister Xiaoying to give you an injection!"

One of the security guards put on a straight face and said "threat" viciously.

"As a cloud fairy with both wisdom and beauty, do you think you can scare me with just an injection?"

Xiao Yun held his head high, his expression still arrogant.

But he couldn't help touching his buttocks with his palm, feeling a little hairy in his heart.

In this mental hospital, Xiao Yun was almost fearless.

One of the few nemesis is the long and thin needle in the hand of little nurse An Xiaoying.

but.

Thinking of the glory of the fairy world, another flame surged in Xiao Yun's heart.

Straight away, he gritted his teeth:

"You guys forced me to come up with a trick!"

"Ba la la energy! Transformation!!!"

"None! - Enemy!! - Pierce!!! - Wall!!!! - Technique!!!!"

Xiao Yun raised his hands high, made a few transformation movements, stretched out his orchid finger and tapped the surrounding wall a few times.

Then he stomped his feet and slammed straight towards the wall!

"boom!"

Xiao Yun's forehead bumped against the wall, and his eyes were filled with gold stars.

With a howl, he fell to the ground.

The sound attracted the attention of many patients around, and I don't know which mental patient shouted:
"It's time to eat, it's time to eat!"

The other psychopaths rushed over, raised their hands above their heads, and circled Xiao Yun happily.

……

When Xiao Yun woke up again, he was already in the ward. It was pitch black outside the window, only a beam of moonlight shone in through the window.

[The system restarted successfully.Detect the host's physical condition: severe mental paranoia, severe self-cognitive impairment, whether to receive treatment? 】

Accompanied by a crisp female voice, a virtual panel suddenly appeared in Xiao Yun's mind.

"What the hell?"

Xiao Yun rubbed his eyes, feeling the pain on his forehead.

I reached out and touched it, and there was a big bag!
"Bastard, those villains in white clothes, who are also known as angels in white clothes, even sneaked up on me while I was asleep. It's unreasonable, they don't talk about martial arts!"

【Is the host receiving treatment? 】

"You are mentally ill. Your whole family is mentally ill. Fairy Yun, who is both intelligent and beautiful, needs your treatment? Go away, it will affect this fairy to absorb the essence of the moon!"

[Host treatment failed! 】

Xiao Yun sat cross-legged on the bed, with his palms in a unique posture, and breathed and breathed motionlessly.

Just when he was immersed in cultivation.

There was a sudden gust of cool wind outside the window, followed by the sound of rustling footsteps.

The sound is very soft, and it is difficult for ordinary people to hear it.

But what kind of person is Fairy Yun, how can such a small movement escape his ears?
Immediately got up and walked to the window.

I can only see out of the window.

A slender and slender white figure moved cautiously in the yard.

Judging by her figure, she should be a young girl.

Wearing a long white dress, long hair fluttering, but the face is not clear for the time being.

(End of this chapter)