Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital

Chapter 17 The Most Beautiful Woman in the World
"Tch, you are just jealous of this fairy's beauty."

Xiao Yun sneered disdainfully.

He picked up a mirror from a roadside stall and looked at his face.

The more you look at it, the more you feel like a fairy.

"This...handsome guy, what do you need to buy?"

A little girl at the roadside stall saw Xiao Yun holding a mirror in front of the stall and looking at herself acting strangely, and asked timidly.

"handsome guy?"

Xiao Yun frowned slightly when he heard these two words.

He casually glanced at the little girl.

Shaking his head secretly.

Alas, such a pretty girl, why can't she use her eyes well?

Calling this fairy "handsome guy", could it be that she is blind?
"Handsome guy... this mirror costs ten yuan each, do you want it? If you want... eight yuan is enough."

Ok?
Xiao Yun was startled when he heard this.

The meaning behind the little girl's words is that she wants to give this thing to herself?

This meeting happened by chance, and I was about to give myself a mirror just after we met.

What does it mean?
Could it be that the charm of this fairy is so great.

How can it be that both men and women are so lethal to little girls? ? ?

"Little sister, answer a question for me. If the answer is correct, I want this mirror!"

"what is the problem?"

"Little sister, who do you think is the most beautiful woman in the world?"

"The...most beautiful woman in this world?"

The little girl was stunned, a little puzzled by this question.

"Well. Although the answer is obvious, I still want to hear it from you..."

Xiao Yun stared at the little girl's eyes with flickering eyes, and said expectantly:

"Say it, I'll take this mirror away!"

"..."

The little girl blushed and remained silent for a while.

She is just a girl of fifteen or sixteen years old, and she has not seen much of the world.

Where do you know who the most beautiful woman in the world is?

Not to mention that the world is so big.

Even the most beautiful woman on this street, she couldn't tell.

"Little sister, tell me, don't be shy."

Xiao Yun thought the little girl was embarrassed to say it.

Lifting two orchid fingers, she smiled with a "style".

"Uh, the most beautiful woman..."

The little girl thought for a while, and finally thought of the image of a beautiful girl she saw in cartoons when she was a child, and said hesitantly:
"Snowman Princess?"

"What snowman princess? This fairy is standing in front of you, and you can't see it?"

Xiao Yun never expected that the little girl would say this animated image after being coddled for so long.

The pride in my heart disappeared instantly.

He raised his face angrily:

"Little girl, what do you say about your eyes?"

"Ah??? Fairy... you???"

The little girl was dumbfounded.

Subconsciously, he took a look at Xiao Yun's dress and stockings.

I couldn't help but tremble all over, and goosebumps fell all over the ground.

"Isn't that obvious?"

Xiao Yun waved his hand as a matter of course:

"You answered such a simple question wrong, this mirror fairy is gone!"

As he spoke, he straightened his waist, turned around and left.

[Whoa, whoa, whoa... I can't take it anymore, this perverted narcissist! ! ! 】

[In order to protect everyone's eyes and protect the physical and mental health of the system, the image of the host's body is being transformed...]

The system is unbearably disgusting.

Originally, there was not much energy left, but he still gritted his teeth and consumed a burst of energy.

Created a piece of illusion, covering Xiao Yun's whole body.

Thus.

Even though Xiao Yun was wearing nondescript skirts and stockings.

But everyone seemed to think he was wearing normal men's clothes.

So soon.

Xiao Yun felt that his rate of turning heads suddenly dropped a lot.

Apart from the occasional sneak peek at him by some beautiful girls who control their appearance.

There aren't many men anymore, so focus on him anymore.

【Hmph, let's see how narcissistic you are! 】

After doing this, the system snorted softly and let out a long breath.

But I heard Xiao Yun faintly smile:
"Hehe, these men have learned to be shy? That's right, it's normal for me to be a little shy and afraid to look at me in front of this fairy's astonishing beauty..."

system:【……】

……

Xiao Yun wandered the streets for a while.

Gradually he calmed down and looked solemn.

He came out this time.

The purpose is to defend the world from demons and demons, not just to play.

But he wandered up and down the street, looking here and there.

No trace of ghosts or ghosts was found.

strangeness.

Those nurses and sisters yesterday.

Didn't it mean that the demons are rampant outside, and the world is about to be in chaos?
What's going on now.

Could it be that those demons and ghosts saw this fairy come out.

Are they all secretly hiding?

The deterrent power of this fairy is a little too big.

Alas, a bunch of cowards...

Xiao Yun secretly shook his head.

Walked for a while.

He suddenly realized a problem.

When I came out of the courtyard just now, I didn't seem to have had dinner.

He is hungry.

"Grumbling..."

People are iron, and rice is steel, so you panic if you don't eat a meal.

For Xiao Yun who regards eating as more important than anything else.

There is no food at meal time.

It's like being thirsty without water.

It's like not being able to sleep when you're trapped.

It's like pooping without toilet paper...

Xiao Yun rubbed his stomach, and he could feel his stomach growling.

Xiao Yun tilted his head, looked at a food stall next to Lu Si, and pursed his lips.

Envious, want to eat!
I looked at the Malatang restaurant on the right again, and moved my tongue a few times.

It smells delicious!
He really wanted to rush forward and have a good time.

But he touched his empty pocket and forcibly held back.

Xiao Yun is not stupid.

He knew that he had to pay for eating out.

But he has no money...

"Ugh……"

Xiao Yun sighed.

Why didn't you go to the canteen to fill your stomach just now, and then come out to slay the demons?

How to do.

Why don't you go back? Eating is a big deal.

But after finally coming out once, not a single demon descended.

Wouldn't it be embarrassing for me to go back empty-handed like this...

In the entanglement, Xiao Yun walked forward at will.

When walking next to a barbecue shop.

The rich meaty aroma slowly floated into his nose.

Xiao Yun's appetite was whetted, and he stared intently at the shiny meat slices on the barbecue grill.

His eyes were shining, and he could no longer move his legs.

"Handsome guy, this grilled beef tendon is 25 a skewer, the roasted duck wings are 12 a skewer, and this squid is 20, and the pig ears are 18..."

At this time, it was a 27-year-old beautiful young woman who was playing with the skewers.

Seeing Xiao Yun staying in front of the shelf and not leaving, he introduced with a smile:
"This is all baked with unique ingredients. The meat is tender and delicious, fat but not greasy. Would you like to try a few skewers?"

"How many skewers to try?"

Xiao Yun's eyes lit up.

Good person, this beautiful sister is really a good person!
I haven't even opened my mouth to discuss it with her.

She just opened her mouth, how many skewers do you want to give me to taste?
It seems that the charm of this fairy can really be enjoyed by men, women and children.

Sincerely do not deceive me!
"Okay, seeing how polite you are, beautiful sister, then I won't be too polite, so let's have a few skewers!"

"Hehe, the handsome guy has a sweet mouth, which skewers do you want?"

"Uh, I want to eat this, this, and this..."

(End of this chapter)