Urban Shenhao: Starting from a mental hospital

Chapter 13 Invincible Door Piercing Technique

"Xiao Yun, drink up your cold medicine quickly, or you will have to get an injection if you have a fever."

An Xiaoying handed over the cold medicine again.

"Another injection..."

Xiao Yun raised his eyebrows and took a few steps back:

"Do you think that a dignified fairy will... succumb to your coercion?"

"Why, so you are not afraid of injections?"

An Xiaoying smiled slightly, and took out a syringe from her pocket.

Although it was just an unopened empty syringe, Xiao Yun was still shocked when he saw it.

Subconsciously touched his buttocks, his little heart couldn't stop beating faster.

"Of course this fairy is not afraid...not afraid of injections, I just suddenly feel thirsty."

As he spoke, he obediently took the cold medicine, pinched his nose and drank it.

"Hehehe..."

Seeing him suddenly look so cowardly, An Xiaoying and Tang Xiaoning both laughed.

……

02:30 noon.

Xiao Yun was crazy enough, felt a little sleepy, and was about to go back to his room to sleep.

but.

Just walked down the hallway to the room.

At the door of the next room, two patients were pestering each other.

Xiao Yun took a closer look.

He was familiar with both of them.

One is a bit older, nicknamed "Old Zhoutou".

The other is thin and tall, nicknamed "Skinny Monkey".

Only this time.

The thin monkey stood upright, spread his hands and feet, forming a big character, and blocked the door of the room.

Old Zhou said:

"I'm hungry and want to go in to have a poop, skinny monkey, get out of the way..."

The thin monkey shook his head and said with a straight face:

"I am this door now. If you want to enter, you must either enter the correct password or open it with a key."

Old Zhou frowned, thought for a while and said with a bitter face:

"But I don't know your password, and I don't have a key! Help me in, please?"

"No. Without the key and password, this door cannot be opened!"

Sohou'er still said with a straight face.

He completely regarded himself as a password door, and even the tone of his speech was pretended to be a mechanical voice.

Old Zhou clutched his stomach, almost unable to hold back.

In desperation, she had no choice but to tell An Xiaoying who happened to be passing nearby.

An Xiaoying hurriedly talked with Tang Xiaoning and came to the door.

"Skinny monkey, open the door quickly and let Lao Zhou in."

"The password is wrong, please enter the voice password again."

The little monkey said without emotion, still holding the doorknob firmly.

An Xiaoying shook her head and said to old Zhou:

"Old Zhou, then you can go to the next room to solve it first."

Old Zhou was crying, covering his stomach with one hand and his buttocks with the other:
"No, I choose the toilet. Only my own toilet can be used at ease."

An Xiaoying frowned.

Looking at the old Zhou Tou, he almost couldn't help but want to pull his crotch, and he didn't have time to break up with the thin monkey.

said directly:

"Open Sesame! Open the door quickly, or I will let the big cat come over and open the door directly."

The big cat is another patient in the hospital. He has a thick back and a thick waist. He has scratched the skinny monkey several times.

The thin monkey was very afraid of him.

So when I heard the name "big cat".

The thin monkey's face changed slightly, and his tone suddenly changed a little:

"Although the password is still wrong. But this smart door lock is a mobile door, and there is no need to violently disassemble it. I can automatically remove it..."

Said that these two arms swung, and they were about to automatically move to the door of the next room.

"Okay, he moved away, you go in quickly!"

An Xiaoying smiled at old Zhou Tou.

"Can not be done!"

Old Zhou Tou seemed even more anxious.

"He can't move it away. If I move it away, I won't have the door. How can I get in?"

"what?"

An Xiaoying couldn't help but smile.

Xiao Yun next to him couldn't stand it anymore.

came over and said:
"What's the matter with you, old Zhou, isn't this door very good, why can't you get in?"

"Miss Yun, can you go in?"

Old Zhou looked at Xiao Yun suspiciously.

"of course."

Xiao Yun nodded as a matter of course:
"For me, this door is not an obstacle at all, just go in directly."

An Xiaoying who was next to her nodded in relief when she saw Xiao Yun say these words.

It seems that apart from Xiao Yun thinking that he is a fairy, other aspects are relatively normal.

But I heard Xiao Yun continue to say:
"With the magic power of this fairy, even if you don't know the password and don't have the key, it's not easy to get in!"

"Look at me: None! - Enemy!! - Wear!!! - Door!!! - Technique!!!!"

He raised his arms and made a few exaggerated movements.

Pretentiously, he tapped the thin monkey's nostrils a few times.

Then it directly squeezed in between the skinny monkey's hands.

"See, under the spell of this fairy, it's so easy to come in!"

Xiao Yun held his head high in the room, and he couldn't hide the smug look on his face.

"..."

An Xiaoying was speechless.

Feeling relieved in vain.

Then Hou'er looked at Xiao Yun who squeezed past him, and was slightly taken aback.

Turned around and said:

"The password is correct, the smart door lock has been opened and you can enter. Creak creak creak..."

There was a creaking sound in the mouth.

One arm was raised straight, and half of the body was slowly moved sideways.

"What the hell is this...?"

Tang Xiaoning next to him rubbed his eyebrows.

The brain circuits of these mental patients are too large, and it feels tiring to deal with them...

"Old Zhou, go in!"

An Xiaoying didn't feel anything.

She has been in the courtyard for a long time, and she has long been accustomed to these things.

"Xiao Yun, aren't you tired? You just drank cold medicine, go to sleep quickly."

"Hey, this fairy entered the wrong room, and that is my boudoir."

Xiao Yun casually glanced at Lao Zhou's room, and covered his nose in disgust.

Then, with the steps of a fairy, he quickly ran to his single room next door.

Originally, he was also arranged to live in the all male dormitory before.

But since he had the self-knowledge of a fairy.

I wouldn't even want to live with those stinky men.

In desperation, the courtyard could only satisfy him.

"Hoohoo~~~~~~shh~~~~~~~~"

inside the room.

Xiao Yun took off all his skirt and stockings, covered his body with the thin quilt An Xiaoying took in the morning, and lay on the bed sound asleep.

As a fairy, because I saw the introduction on the TV in the hall just now, it said that sleeping in luo is good for women's skin.

So he tried, wanting to test for himself whether it really worked.

just.

Because of his bad sleeping habits, even in his sleep he was dreaming of going out to subdue demons.

All kinds of dancing.

So it didn't take long.

More than half of the thin quilt on his body fell under the bed.

There is only a small piece of quilt hanging on the waist, and the spring light is leaking again.

An Xiaoying shook her head helplessly.

I had to quietly come to the bed and help him cover the quilt.

……

"What's the situation, what bastard stole my fairy's skirt and stockings again!"

more than an hour later.

Xiao Yun woke up from his sleep.

Then I found myself naked and without any clothes.

He completely forgot that he took off all his clothes before going to bed just now.

He yelled and yelled.

(End of this chapter)