Survival on a deserted island: I opened the blind box with my mouth

Chapter 87

"Ouch..." Chu Sheng almost vomited.

The green tea girl hurriedly asked, "What's wrong, brother?"

"The hive you drank from was Sanu bee feces and excrement. I didn't throw it away because I wanted to take it back and paint the bathroom."

"Ouch..." This time it's the green tea's turn to want to vomit, no wonder I didn't taste the sweetness when I tried it just now, instead it smelled sour and astringent, it turned out to be...

Without any psychological preparation, I became the "old eighth second generation".

My old lady gave you warmth, but you asked me to eat shit?
Ding!Chu Sheng instantly felt a wave of ranting coins rush into his mind.

That's right, this woman is Zhiling's senior sister - Lu Yan.

For the past few days, she has been lurking near the station in the waterfall area, and she knows all the members of Chusheng's team.

Just as she said to Zhiling that morning, she wanted to take over the other party's task. In order not to make Chu Sheng suspicious, Lu Yan had to choose not to meet her master for the time being.

Finding the right time today, the tea art master made a decisive decision and rushed to the front line.

It's a pity that if you eat shit before you leave the teacher, it will be as miserable as it is...

Chu Sheng led the way with eight honeycombs, while she was like a happy deer, running around Chu Sheng, showing her beauty 360 degrees without dead ends.

If the girl's speech and behavior were not so green tea before, Chu Sheng's impression of him might not be like this, but now, hum!
Even if the other party has outstanding temperament, fair skin and beautiful appearance, he is too lazy to talk to her.

The blood-like lessons of countless predecessors tell us to stay away from green tea and stay away from harm.

As soon as she entered the station in the waterfall area, Lu Yan started her performance. Out of the corner of her eye, she noticed Su Xiaoxiao's attention, so she deliberately rushed to help get the beehive, and even pretended to slip on her feet and threw herself on him.

Chu Sheng hurriedly crossed his arms, "Oh, be careful."

"Wow... your shoulders are so strong, brother."

Chu Sheng had no expression on his face, thinking that what the hell is coming again, it's really annoying, it was a conditioned reflex just now, so she should let her fall.

"Brother, where is your tent, can I stay next to it at night..."

With a bang, Su Xiaoxiao put the pheasant in her hand on the case, and strode towards Chu Sheng.

If she wasn't worried about the weird Zhiling before, she couldn't let the little girl develop this time.

If women are said to be made of water, then this girl can be seen to be made of urine at a glance, and she is full of flirtatiousness from the inside out.

"Chu Sheng, why did you go?"

"Aren't you going to cut the hive?" Chu Sheng raised his hand to signal.

"Then hurry up and come back, holding sweets is the easiest way to attract flies!"

The words were ugly enough, so she almost started scolding. After hearing this, Lu Yan not only didn't evade, but pouted while hiding her feet: "Brother, is she your girlfriend? She's too fierce."

After hearing this, Sun Xiaojie immediately became angry, "Who are you, you, the new guy? Who is his girlfriend?"

"Hey, it turns out it was a misunderstanding. If not, then I have a chance."

"I tell you, I'm not a girlfriend, but you have no chance, stay away from here!"

Sun Xiaoxiao, who has been on the battlefield for a long time and has considerable combat experience, is becoming more and more strong now. As a girl, her acuity is stronger than Chu Sheng.

Almost at a glance, he could tell that the other party was a box of West Lake Longjing tea from 82 - old green tea!

Looking at Lu Yan at this time, her eyes were shining with crystal tears, "It seems that my sister still misunderstood, but my brother and I really have nothing to do. Forget it, as long as you can be happy, I will be happy too."

Speaking of green tea, the actress turned around and left, but when she ran more than ten meters away, she looked back and no one paid any attention to herself.

Not only did Chu Sheng not chase, Su Xiaoxiao did not continue to scold, but the two of them carried the honeycomb together and talked and laughed to study the cooking process of "Honey Stewed Chicken".

"This is not what I imagined..."

In fact, neither Chu Sheng nor Su Xiaoxiao had a cold for this girl.

In this situation just now, it is basically possible to determine whether a woman is real green tea.

Taking the situation just now as an example, if she chooses to confront the "main room", or apologize to show that it was a misunderstanding, it is a good choice.

But she chose to use the words "As long as you can be happy, I will be happy", which completely revealed the bottom line.

Usually this trick is very effective for straight men.

From a man's point of view, he often sees an angel who is considerate and reasonable, but for a girl or a man with a little experience, the carefulness revealed in these words can be seen at a glance.

So far, the old Gu master's two lovers have all fallen, and her seduction plan has completely failed.

From then on, Lu Yan no longer shy away from anything, and joined Zhiling and Master Bing together, and everyone realized that all of this was the old Gu master's tricks.

"Look, you're actually not that attractive at all." Sun Xiaojie said sarcastically.

Chu Sheng nodded, "I'll get one of these things."

"What is this thing? Am I a thing?"

"No, no, you're not a joke."

"???"

Ding!Resentment coin +50!

The young couple were bickering, when suddenly the barking of the little milk dog caught their attention.

It was a little khaki guy, and according to his qualifications, he was an old resident of the waterfall area station.

The little local dog is not afraid of people, and he can play with whoever he catches. Because of his deep knowledge of acting like a baby, he is deeply loved by everyone.

At this time, the freak Zhiling happened to pass by, and since the other party planned to go bankrupt, even if the two sides met again, Chu Sheng didn't have to rush to escape.The freak squatted down and touched the dog's head with his hand.

The little soil dog was also quite upbeat. He raised his hind legs and urinated, then sat down on the ground, motionless.

Chu Sheng and the others looked at each other, and couldn't help laughing.

The freak became anxious when he saw this, "Why are you laughing, especially your old prince, I haven't settled with you for kicking me last time!"

"I said this as if you didn't hit me. I didn't mean you. Last time I saw you touch the head of this little dirt dog, it couldn't help but want to hiss. Don't you know how to reflect on yourself? "Old Wang's mouth is not vegetarian either.

This was really not a joke, it was true. The freak scratched his head and looked puzzled: "Yeah...what's going on?"

Chu Sheng said persuasively, "Maybe he was a little timid when facing the dog king."

Ding!Dangdang coins from Xiaotugou +20!

Ding!Dangdang coins from Zhiling +50!

One sentence kills both dogs and humans, and Zhiling walked away in anger, but this inference is completely reasonable. Think about it, even the piebald leopard turned around and ran away when it saw her, let alone the one who had no strength to restrain the chicken "Little Gougou"~
It's no wonder you don't pee!
Sure enough, with Zhiling's departure, the little dog returned to its former life. Now it was bouncing around the fat man, even biting his trouser leg to get in.

"Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, haha, it's so itchy!" Fatty is also a dog lover, although he said no, but his expression is very cheerful.

Seeing this, Chu Sheng continued to analyze, "Fatty, did you pull your pants down?"

Fatty: "..."

Ding!Resentment coin +20!

In fact, Chu Sheng felt sorry for this little native dog, he was raised by nature, his team had good food, and he could share some leftovers with him.

In the past, I was afraid that I could only live on the cakes of other players who were stationed there. When I caught up with Wang Tao who ate black spore mushrooms and golden flower crabs together, the little local dog could still catch up with a thin meal.

It's good now, since the Huanghuali toilet was built, it can't even serve foreign food.

(End of this chapter)