Survival on a deserted island: I opened the blind box with my mouth

Chapter 48 Next Level Finals
King Kong was the least bitten among the bandits.

no way.

With obsessive-compulsive disorder and cleanliness, he is innately repelled by bugs, especially small creatures that are densely packed.

Therefore, when Guo Tian discovered the wing fungus, when he saw the pincer-mouthed flying insects attached to it, he got goosebumps all over his body, and hurriedly hid aside.

Fortunately, this saved him from the pain of flesh and blood.

At this time, Guo Tian was so painful that he groaned and almost quit the race.

The minions under him are still flattering, "Brother is not afraid in the face of danger, and he took back half of the winged fungus from the million-dollar army, that's amazing!"

"Give big brother a round of applause!"

"Brother is too dedicated, you are the fattest."

Only then did Guo Tian realize that he was still holding half a wing fungus in his hand, and he was so angry that he threw it on the ground and stomped violently.

In the end, he turned his head and glanced at the group of thieves, his pupils roared angrily, "Shut up, all the fuck!"

This kind of behavior of not giving up after being attacked by the oil group is really professional.

But you also have to think about how embarrassing it is for your subordinates to hold back their laughter and pretend to love you the moment you turn around?

The fat headed and big-eared Guo Tian descended into the world like a marshal of the canopy. Bandits are professional, and they usually don't laugh unless they can't help it.

There were two unscrupulous minions who couldn't hold back their laughter, but they were rewarded with eighteen big mouths by Guo Tian, ​​and the audience was quiet now.

"I, Guo Tianyi, have ruined my reputation. I led you nine stupid thieves out to look for wing fungus, and ended up like this. If Chu Sheng and Liu Yi find out, why don't you laugh your ass off?"

The mountain king who had always been strong was so wronged that he shed heroic tears.

The subordinates were dumbfounded, and they didn't know how to comfort them.

The last minion soldier bravely walked up to Guo Tian and said sincerely:

"Brother, I have been loyal to you for many years, and I have been with you before I participated in the show. There is a sentence that I don't know if I should say it or not."

"Say something quickly, and fart quickly!" Guo Tian was furious, and now everyone looked like a rotten wood.

"You just said that we have become a laughing stock. I don't refute this, but I don't agree with the reason why we became a laughing stock."

"Stop going around in circles, just say what you want to say."

"Brother, who are we? They are bandits! Whose mountain king do you see who organized brothers to come out to plunder and plunder and rob houses? How could there be... how could there be anyone who took the lead in organizing labor?"

Guo Tian: "???"

Group of thieves: "???"

One sentence wakes up the dreamer, and the little guy who made the suggestion is also emotional, with his fists clenched.

Guo Tian couldn't help but blushed when he heard this, and mumbled, "Could it be that I was wrong..."

"Don't be afraid of making mistakes, what I'm afraid of is that if you don't correct them in time, you will forget your duty as a bandit!" The little guy said more and more vigorously, and his ideological work was done very smoothly.

Don't look at just a few words, but it seems to be upright.

King Kong in the distance rolled his eyes, thinking that this guy is really top quality, if you rob it, you rob it, what are you so awe-inspiring about?
A man who robbed his family and robbed his house and still behaved righteously.If the eldest brother really listens to you, he will undoubtedly go further and further down the road of crime!

However, what King Kong didn't expect was that the mountain king Guo Tian grabbed Xiao Luo's hand and shook it excitedly.

"Look, what is enlightenment? This is enlightenment! Talented people, the dragon and phoenix of our generation, I, Guo Tian, ​​long for talents like spring seedlings looking forward to the rain. I don't want such talents to be by my side, but I turn a blind eye."

Xiao Luo was also so excited that he burst into tears. He followed Guo Tian for many years and was never taken seriously. He suddenly dared to express his feelings directly, and he didn't want to be "reckless".

"Brother, Duke Zhou vomits and feeds, and the world returns to its heart!"

"Well said, what do you mean?"

"Uh...don't pay attention to these details, the important thing is that we have to cheer up and go grab Chu Sheng's team tonight, only the white wing mushrooms are fragrant!"

"That's right, from today onwards, you are my dog-headed military advisor."

"Brother Xie! It's just that the subordinate has an immature suggestion. Can the title before the word 'military division' be adjusted a little bit?"

Guo Tian waved his hands again and again, "Oh... don't care about these details."

For dinner, Chu Sheng directly invited Dingdang and his son to come and eat together.

I have to say that delicious food is more effective than an apology, and the moment they almost smelled the fragrance, the mother and son turned their fight with Chu Sheng into friendship, regardless of the previous suspicions.

After the meal, Ding Dong was running and playing all over the place, and Liu Yi hurriedly reminded him that he was afraid that the child would fall into the trap that the four of them had dug before.

Fatty Wang Tao pointed to the sign he made with straw sticks. Tinker Bell was familiar with it by heart, but he walked through it with ease. Old Wang smiled when he saw it, and said bluntly that this kid is smart enough.

However, Tinker Bell is not only smart, but also knows how to be grateful.

He knew that life on a deserted island was difficult, and food was a scarce resource. He and his mother should not eat this meal for nothing.

So he made up his mind to pick some wild fruits and glutinous rice cakes to return to everyone.

Putting aside his children, Guo Tian, ​​who vowed to return to his true nature as a bandit, rushed here with all his brothers in arrogance. The purpose this time was very simple, one word - snatch!

Seeing the ten men in the distance approaching fiercely and in great momentum, Dingdang's mother was so frightened that she screamed.

"It's not good, it's not good, Zhu Bajie has become a spirit!"

Because the leader was Guo Tian, ​​who had been bitten by the oil Zhi, so Dingdang's mother didn't recognize it for a while. Liu Yi turned his face and looked at it, and instantly recognized the gang of bandits.

"Brother Chu, what should we do?"

"Stay where you are, you should drink water."

Chu Sheng didn't even raise his head, he was as calm as Zhuge Kongming who was playing an empty city plan.

"Listen to me, just say it again, and hand over all the supplies..."

Guo Tian had just finished speaking when he heard a loud rumble on the ground.

Not only did a generation of heroes fall, but eight of the ten members of the team disappeared in place.

There are two others standing on the edge of the trap, with half of their feet in the air and half of their feet on the ground. I saw these two minions shaking their arms back and forth, trying their best to maintain their balance.

Wang Tao couldn't stand it anymore, so he kicked them out in the past.

"Still lingering here with me?"

Dingdang's mother was stupefied with fright, and it took her a long time to recover, "Is this trap so deep?"

Su Xiaoxiao hurriedly comforted, "Let's go into the tent, and leave this kind of thing to men."

"Chu Sheng is your man?" Dingdang's mother was also frightened, and she realized that she had spoken recklessly after she finished speaking.

Su Xiaoxiao's face turned red, neither affirming nor denying it.

On the other side, the bandits, who had lost their troops because of the pterosaurs, were even more embarrassed now.

Some lay sprawled at the bottom of the pit, while others remained upside down with their heads facing downwards.

Digging traps is the patent of these bastards, and today it can be regarded as repaying them in their own way.

After a while, Guo Tian's voice came from the bottom of the pit, "What's going on? Who dug the trap?"

Chu Sheng blew on the rice bowl filled with hot water, "Congratulations on entering the next round of finals!"

Guo Tian: "???"

Group of thieves: "???"

Ding!Resentment coin +10!

……

The system quickly reimbursed the account and almost fell into a paralysis. Chu Sheng hurriedly turned off the voice prompt, then shook his head and continued to communicate with the bandit:
"King of the Mountain, what are you going to do with your men so aggressively at night?"

Guo Tian, ​​who was in a weak position, gritted his teeth tightly and said against his will: "I... Let me see how you are doing, do you need help?"

However, King Kong in the pit couldn't bear it anymore, because there was excrement and urine in the trap, which was specially prepared by Chu Sheng.

In addition to the share of the four people who participated in digging the trap that night, he also meticulously collected the excrement of many animals in the forest, which was why Liu Yi and others kept their mouths shut.

"Let me out, help me!" The cleanliness King Kong wished he could commit suicide.

Now not only him, but everyone including Guo Tian hated the newly appointed dog-headed army division.

If it weren't for your bad idea, would we have ended up like this?
(End of this chapter)