Survival on a deserted island: I opened the blind box with my mouth

Chapter 199 Li Situ shows off his face

Unlucky, really... how unlucky!

The two experts complained and cursed in their hearts, and their faces changed color with anger.

However, due to the live broadcast, they are not easy to stop, so they can only choose to hold back their breath.

It's really dumb to eat coptis, and it's hard to say that there are hundreds of "grass mud horses" in my heart.

Looking at the expert Li Situ who sprayed foam at the corner of his mouth, the singer Deng Qi couldn't suppress the disgust in his heart.

"Before recording the program today, I heard from the director team that the staff brought the plant that can be used for painting from the wild sand west."

"Since Expert Li has such a big prejudice against Chu Sheng's character and identity, why don't we take an on-the-spot test in front of the camera today."

"See if that plant you can't name is a product of heresy?"

The words were so loud that they completely stopped expert Li Situ.

Now he is in a difficult position to ride a tiger, even if he realizes that he just slipped his tongue, he can only bite the bullet and accept the move.

"Okay... I just want to see it with my own eyes!" Li Situ's tone was strong, but full of sternness.

The staff moved a whole tree to the site. In order to protect this rare plant, the soil was specially dug in the forest area of ​​​​Huangshaxi and transported in large containers.

"This is the sacred tree with colorful resin and sap?"

Reba, who has a lively personality, has long been unable to rest, and was the first to jump to the green plant.

Expert Li Situ thumped his leg, as if he had made a lot of determination before coming over.

After he circled the glazed tree three times, he said nonsense:

"After my preliminary observation, this tree belongs to shrub and arbor vegetation. As for why the body can produce colorful sap, which is bright and durable..."

Before the great expert finished speaking, Reba had already twisted one of the branches.

As a result, it was so hard to die, the juicy broken stem shot out water bombs like a water gun.

"Pfft... ah!"

Li Situ's mouth and face were completely blurred, the most important thing is that it is still bright beige, how should I put it?

It's as if the public toilet has not flushed when it encounters diarrhea...

"What is this, what is this? Will I die? Quick, call the 120 ambulance!"

Reba backed away quickly, because the excited Li Situ sprayed feces all over his mouth, which was full of yellow soup.

The water friends who saw this scene exploded in an instant, and the barrage went as if they didn't want money:
"Haha, I can't stop laughing, family members. Are you still a top botanist?"

"Yes, I'm just a little bastard in day school, I can't hold back the school (laughs)!"

"I thought the great expert was going to show us his skills, but he showed off his skills to me."

"Yeah, at first I thought he was just wiping his ass through the screen window, showing his hand, but in the end he showed his face."

"It's good now, you are not as handsome as a picker."

"No, it's stealing shit."

"It's really an old lady who got into bed and made me laugh."

"Haha, by the way, have you all downloaded the anti-fraud center app?"

"Uh... This is the first time I went wrong because of business, category."

Zhao Mian, an expert in wilderness survival, and Wang Huan, a retired soldier, were delighted to see this.

The performance of the expert group on the column "Survival on a Deserted Island" was completely reduced to a laughingstock.

However, under the same miserable situation, it is more miserable than anyone else.

The first time Wang Huan was scolded and left the meeting on the spot;

The second time Zhao Mian was scolded and cried bitterly;
But this time, old friend Li Situ had his face sprayed with shit paint.

Thinking that the two of them have become much more mentally balanced in an instant, I think the emoticon pack production teams in major chat software will have to rush to work again tonight, and finally ushered in the new paid download.

The pressure on Wang and Zhao will also be relieved.

Deserted Island West.

Liu Yi, who got up early, was the most hardworking existence in the entire team.

The days when the eldest brother Chu Sheng was strategizing and taking the lead in the charge seemed to be gone forever, and I don't know what happened?
Since the Dragon Slaying Battle, he has suffered from severe lethargy, and no fat man can compare to him!
Liu Yi complained while picking the fruits he needed for the day in the forest area.

Suddenly, the appearance of a package not far away cheered him up.

"There's a baby!" Liu Yi jumped down from the tree.

Sure enough, I found a good thing!
According to common sense, Liu Yi understands the truth of the four things in life.

For example, iced tea under the tower crane, beef jerky on the rails, eight-treasure porridge under the roller coaster, and raisins on the back of the desk, he recited it better than anyone else.

But the words "surprise gift bag" on the package instantly dispelled his worries.

"It's been a long time since the program team distributed it. The other contestants in Huangshaxi all retired before remembering to replenish it. Could it be a special reward for our team?"

Liu Yi muttered to himself, unable to restrain the impulse to open the package.

However, when he saw the items inside, he couldn't help but black lines appeared on his forehead.

"Could the show crew be a little more formal? We're surviving on a deserted island here, and the surprise supplies are actually giving soy sauce and soy sauce wine, and it's Haitian brand..."

But think about it, whether it is used for seasoning or for getting drunk, these bottles and cans can be used.

It's just that big brother Chu Sheng's drowsiness will become more serious after drinking alcohol?
Liu Yi, who immediately brought a surprise gift package from the program group, pushed open the door of the shelter.

Just as he was about to give the cook Su Xiaoxiao a surprise, he found that the atmosphere in the room seemed to be a little off.

"what happened?"

"Chu Sheng is missing!"

"What..." Liu Yi almost let go of the soy sauce, "How is that possible?"

After all, there are only ten of them left in the whole deserted sandy west, and all the other competitors have been taken away by the ship.

Besides, with Chu Sheng's skill, who would dare to fight him.

However, the current situation is indeed an indisputable fact, when Liu Yi picked the fruit and brought it back to the surprise gift bag of the program group.

Everyone has checked the surroundings three times, but there is no sign of Chu Sheng.

After a while, the fat man coughed and said, "What do you think, is it possible that the elder brother sleepwalked?"

Everyone: "???"

Normally, this remark would definitely cause rebuttals, and even give Liu Yi a good beating.

But thinking about Chu Sheng's performance these days, it's not impossible.

"Look, let's look again!" Su Xiaoxiao said, wiping away tears.

……

On the other side, Chu Sheng, who was riding a horse in the dream, still couldn't get a moment of leisure, his legs were sore and stretched, and his whole body seemed to be knocked apart.

The vague consciousness gradually came to life, and a gap was embedded in the eyes.

Now Chu Sheng was refreshed, because he found that he was indeed riding an animal.

It's just not the horse in the dream, but the brown bear.

In front of him was also a person riding a brown bear leading the way.

This person is about 50 years old, with a pair of black shoes on his feet, and a gray double-breasted long coat.

Chu Sheng didn't need to look any further. Based on this information and the unique back of the man's head, he instantly recognized him - Mr. Ke!
Immediately after his heart sank suddenly, why did this old guy pop up again?
It's like a ghost, with broken pants and legs.

Don't ask, I was hijacked by him, and the brown bear under him is the strongest proof.

Among the breeds that are good at controlling beasts, the bear is the first one.

"I don't know how far it is to the west of the barren sand..." Chu Sheng cursed in his heart.

(End of this chapter)