Chapter 162
At the garrison point, ten members of the Chusheng team sat in a circle and formally held a meeting.

The untiring illegitimate fans have already been kicked and beaten by Liu Yi, Lao Wang and others, and they no longer dare to be followers. For these shameless guys, sometimes being straightforward is the best choice.

The food won from the gambling is about to disappear again, which is a top priority.

Waiting for the "seven monsters in the south of the Yangtze River" to distribute supplies according to the limited amount every day, they will not be able to eat enough to eat, and they will lose energy if they are not full, and they may all become depressed gamblers in the end.

Sitting and waiting for death has never been the style of Chusheng's team, so after a brief discussion and assignment of tasks, Chusheng, Fatty and Liu Yi set off immediately to search for food in the distance, while the rest looked after the house.

Before the departure, the three of them looked like they were determined to win with their heads held high, but after walking for a whole morning, all three of them were depressed.

It's so difficult to find more food in this place where the birds don't shit, no wonder everyone sticks here and doesn't leave?
At any rate, there are still a few trees that can be used as supplies, except for that, which is a little green, and the rest of the place is almost endless barren sand.

When the three of them almost gave up completely and were about to go back home, Chu Sheng found some green in an inconspicuous place.

"Weeds?" The fat man with dry mouth and tongue asked disappointedly.

"No, it's wild leeks." Chu Sheng smiled slightly, "Finally it didn't come out in vain, come on, follow me to cut vegetables."

The so-called wild leeks are a kind of vegetation unique to this time and space, and they are a kind of leeks, but compared with the leeks in areas with abundant rainfall, their taste is much worse, even a little hard, making it difficult to chew.

After all, this is a product of dry sand.

It is not easy to overcome various unfavorable factors and grow wildly.

With the fruits of victory, the three of them returned in triumph. For dinner, Chu Sheng's team couldn't wait to try the special food of Desert Island West.

However, once it is cooked and put into the mouth, everyone's face looks mixed.

First of all, this barren leek is extremely spicy, and most importantly, as I said before, it is too rough to chew, how can I describe it?

It's better than a rope, but it's limited, so it won't make your throat hurt, and you can barely eat it.

Just like this, all the players at the station were envious, and the eyes of the starving ghosts almost shone.

To survive on a deserted island, you have to overcome many difficulties like this. Everyone has prepared for this before landing on the island. Who made everyone hug Chu Sheng's thigh too early?

It might be a little too much to say that it is rich in clothing and fine food, but it is delicious and easy to wear, right?

Suddenly the quality of life has dropped to such a low level, everyone really has an indescribable feeling in their hearts.

The dinner was over in a hurry, everyone looked gloomy, the woman was okay after eating, but the man...

how to say?Wild leeks are indeed more aphrodisiac~
Liu Yi looked at Lao Wang, and Lao Wang looked at Chu Sheng. The three of them looked at each other and blushed, and they all went to bed early.

The fat man was the last one who realized something was wrong. At this time, under the stimulation of the wild leek, his heart was so dry that he could almost be described as restless. Seeing that he was about to "reveal", he was sweating profusely from his nose and temples.

"What kind of wild leek, it's so uncomfortable after eating it!"

At this time, his mind is full of the 80 G wife in the computer at home, and he misses the line in Karen Mok's lyrics "that little bit of tiredness after the passion fades..."

The restless fat man walked around the forest no less than ten times, like "patrol with a gun", and the monkey on the fruit tree mistakenly thought it was a visit from a distant relative by his way of scratching his head?

Suddenly, the back of a young monk at the mouth of the forest caught his attention. Yes, it was Miaoji who came with him. At this time, he was sitting cross-legged in meditation, with the demeanor of an old monk sitting still.

"So calm, yes, they must have a solution!" The fat man walked towards the little monk after making up his mind.

"Urgent urination, urgent urination..." Fatty greeted while running.

Hearing the familiar call, the little monk heaved a long sigh. He quietly opened his eyes and looked at the fat man in front of him, and said, "I declare again, my Dharma name is Miaoji."

"Uh... I'm sorry, it's all my elder brother's fault. It's easy for me to call you that every day."

"It's late at night, you are..." Miaoji took a closer look, and couldn't help frowning, "I have no grievances with the benefactor, why did you point a weapon at me?"

Fatty's face turned red, and he hurriedly sat down to cover it up. In fact, if it wasn't for the night, he wouldn't dare to wander around.

"You also know that according to the allocation of materials here, we really can't fill our stomachs, so our team went out to look for food today. To be honest, under the leadership of my elder brother, we found something called wild leeks."

"Like leeks?" Miaoji tried to guess.

The fat man nodded repeatedly, "Yeah, it's just that it has more stamina than leeks."

"You can see this..."

"The key is that the abnormality of my body has caused my mind to be full of random thoughts. You are a monk, and you are at the age of strong hormone secretion. I believe you must feel the same and have a solution."

With a wonderful smile, "Actually, the first thing you have to do is not to blame yourself too much, because this is the normal state of being a human being. Besides, as the saying goes - filial piety comes first in all good deeds, and there is no filial son in a poor family."

"All evils and adultery are the first, regardless of the deeds, regardless of the heart, and there are no good people in the world."

Fatty nodded frantically, and felt instantly relieved. It seemed that he had found the right person.

"But I'm still troubled by evil thoughts. As you know, there are hidden cameras everywhere on this deserted island. I'm embarrassed to solve it... Can you teach me a non-hands-on method?"

Miaoji pondered for a moment, then rolled his eyes, "I heard that Tantrism has a method, which is to shout 'off' or 'bah' loudly to awaken the inner self and cut off evil thoughts."

"Does it work?"

Miaoji coughed and turned her head to the side, "The personal test is valid."

……

Under the moonlight, the quiet barracks in the barren sand was suddenly broken, and the fat man's resolute and sonorous shout echoed all around, "Du Duan Duan... Bah... Bah... Bah!"

The contestants who were woken up complained and scolded again and again, but the protest under the agitation of the crowd did not dispel Fatty's determination, because the anger was not extinguished, he would not be scolded to death by the neighbors,

"Break, break... bah..." The fat man stared endlessly.

"Damn it, who the hell, stay up late at night and play b-box!"

"Isn't this disturbing the people?"

"You can still have the energy to sing with such a small amount of rations in one day, are you crazy?"

"Who, shut up, what are you yelling?"

The little monk Miaoji who was meditating in the distance was also stunned. At this time, he was slandering in his heart: Is Wang Tao's benefactor's thoughts so surging?And the water friends who watched the live broadcast all the time couldn't help but communicated one after another:
"Summer is so hot, I don't want to sleep."

"The temper is very dry and needs to explode."

"The two water friends are too talented, can you get to know each other, I am little sister!"

"Come on, I don't believe it at all!"

"The copywriting is very flirtatious, chasing you but refuses, private chatting tells me to go, ruthless and cruel."

"Could it be that I want to lie to you about the subsistence allowance?"

"The book returns to the text, what happened to the fat man?"

"The reason behind it is global warming."

"The reasons behind it are embarrassing."

"It's all the fault of wild leeks."

"This is too coke, hahahahaha..."

"Five ha, true feelings!"

"In an instant, I don't envy these players anymore. Silently draw the curtains, turn on the computer, and tryst with the 180G wife."

"Zhang Yi: All men watch it. It's not normal not to watch it. You... can be proud of me."

"At first, I was a little bit depressed, but when you mentioned this, I won't be sleepy anymore."

"What is your wife? It's ours. Bring it here!"

(End of this chapter)

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