Konoha's brother is very good

Chapter 82 If Hokage Had a Haunted House

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Uchiha recently opened a new haunted house, as a hidden owner, Sasuke decisively invited (begging for nothing) everyone to play together.

"Sasge, are we really going in? It's scary..."

The little girl Biaoying looked at the entrance of the haunted house decorated as a man-eating ghost, and shivered with the firm arm holding Ino.

Sakura: yes! ! !Now I can hug Sasuke openly, yesyes!Come in, come in, I can't wait!

Chongya, Haruno Sakura, you can do it!

Ino didn't know what Li Ying was thinking, so he patted Sakura's hand distressedly, looking at the appearance of the haunted house, he pretended to be calm and puffed out his chest.

"Ghost, haunted house or something, I'm not afraid!"

Ino, you have to hold on, Sakura is already very scared, if you are afraid again, who will protect her? !

Sasuke himself has a brother Naruto to take care of!

"Haunted house, will it be scary inside..."

Naruto pretended to shrink back and looked at the haunted house, and sneaked a glance at the scared Sakura, who was so scared, she would definitely yell in fear later, when the time comes...

He, Naruto, can be brave and invincible in front of Sakura, and hug the girl he loves by the way, hahahahahaha!Kai Xun~
Sasuke who has seen through everyone's thoughts: ...

It is normal for the two little girls to be afraid, after all, they are only five years old, but the five-year-old Naruto, who is brave enough to burn Hokage's beard on fire, will be afraid?
Impossible, I haven't seen it yet, how could Naruto, Tie Wa, feel scared, so he must be pretending.

Sasuke sighed and entered the haunted house immediately, followed by several children in turn.

Naruto held Sakura's arm, and Sakura held the arm of his best friend. The behavior of the trinity really slowed down their speed, and they could only watch Sasuke disappear around the corner.

In the darkness, the doll on the hospital bed suddenly sat up and let out piercing laughter. Then, a pair of mysterious black hands quietly approached the three children hugged together.

"Who tapped me on the shoulder?!"

"Ahhhh!!!"

"Ghost!!"

Suddenly, the screams of the three children echoed in the haunted house.

By the end...

Ino, who was so frightened that the sound would only grab Sakura and scream: Mom, it's so scary! !
Sakura, walk slowly, my legs are weak.I really have weak legs.

(っ╥╯﹏╰╥c)
Although I feel that something is not right, Naruto, who has nothing to worry about if he hugs Sakura as he wished: Actually, he is also a little scared...

Hey hey hey hey——! !

Sakura save me!

Unexpectedly, Sakura, who was terrified to death before entering, became the most daring one among them, dragging Ino who couldn't walk with her left hand, and holding the screaming (acting) Naruto with her right hand.

Go forward with your head held high.

He even started to comment on the props.

For a while I disliked this untruth, and for a while I said that it was ugly...

Greatly eased the horror atmosphere of the haunted house.

Sato Sakura who is not afraid at all, and even wants to laugh: emmm... Pyo Sakura is so fragile.

Sasuke went in to play, but as soon as he turned around, he started pretending to be a ghost to scare his friends: It's fun.

(☆-v-)O I will come again next time~
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Sasuke's family and friends were also invited.

Seeing Sasuke come out with a very happy smile, and seeing the little girl named Haruno Sakura come out dragging two burdens out of everyone's glasses.

Itachi blinked, and entered the door under the expectant eyes of his own Odoudou.

A hand stretched out in the darkness, trying to hold the passerby's ankle, and then with a snap, a kunai stuck in front of the staff's eyes.

The conditioned reflex rejected Kunai, but Itachi, who missed it at the last moment, breathed a sigh of relief: Fortunately, he was under control.

staff member:! ! ! !

So all the ghosts fell in love, and Itachi walked out of the haunted house in a dull and boring way.

The second ones to go in were Fuyue and his wife.

Holding her husband's hand the whole time, she was a little frightened at first, and then opened Mikoto, who could see clearly through the Sharingan: These ghosts... are a bit sloppy.

Fu Yue, who was expressionless the whole time and didn't even bother to say anything, patted his wife's hand: Well, they're all ugly ghosts.

The staff member who is said to be an ugly ghost: ...

How can you do this? !Do ghosts have no human rights? !
The ghost who then doubles down on trying to scare them manages to make Fugaku laugh.

'Ugly' ghosts: ...

Gan!
The Fuyue couple came out with smiles on their faces, and Shisui glanced at the staff who flashed past the corner of the entrance with pity.

No one was scared except the child, it's so pitiful.

then……

Ghost: Ha! (trying to be scary)
Dazed for a moment, Zhishui pretended to be very scared: Ahhh, so scared.

ghost:……

You are so fake...

Encountering a ghost again, Zhishui tried to pretend to be very scared: Awwhhh, scared! (still very bad acting)

ghost:……

What a bully! !Do you think I can't see that you're playing tricks on us? !
All the ghosts turned around angrily: Boss, let him out!
Water stop:? ? ? ?

They don't want to be scary anymore?
then.

Due to the astonishing performance of the previous Uchihas, I finally calmed down and returned to work, only to see Xi Sanyue's 'ghosts' again: Why is it Uchiha again? !

Forget it, just scare me casually, I can't be scared anyway.

(ω)
It's so hard to be a ghost...

Then, Xi Sanyue: "Ahh! Sasuke save me!!"

Some 'Guigui' who were comforted by Xi Sanyue's lifelike performance: He pretended to be.

Pretending to be chased the whole way, but actually being quite frightened Xi Sanyue: Scared me to death, really scary, why are they so scary...

(T▽T)
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Xi Sanyue is actually afraid of ghosts... that's enough.

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Follow-up:

The next day, a sign was erected at the entrance of the haunted house, reading:

A haunted house (for ninjas) is under preparation, this haunted house is only for ordinary people.

Another: Ninjas are not allowed to enter.

Also: Please don't beat up the staff, they work very hard too.

(*).

——The boss who no longer wants to send employees to the hospital.

'——There are also employees who no longer want to be injured
——and employee b who no longer wants to accept apologies from customers
——Including employees who have been destroyed countless times in three days and are still working hard c
——D who was about to cry
——At the end, there is e' who doesn't want to be called ugly anymore

(The words in this line are crooked, probably written by the employees themselves.)
　Thank you for those who don’t want to eat and those who want to eat~
　　(°°)

　　I went to the haunted house today, and I instantly wanted to code this episode.

　　Hehe ~
　　Ninja Haunted House:

　　Ninjas and dogs are not allowed inside.

　　
　
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