I don't want to be a pirate

Chapter 2 Sail · Set Sail (please collect, please recommend)

"Damn. The promised traversers usually have a system? The whole special meow is farting."

However, no matter how Roger called the system, nothing happened.

"Wait! Wait! I don't like the system in the first place, so I don't care about it! Maybe I have other abilities, such as the blood of a Super Saiyan?"

Luo Jie, who is at a loss for his own situation, can only comfort his restless heart through masturbation.

"Ah! Well! It seems not."

However, the pain from the red fist made Luo Jie disillusioned before he even started. This weakling's physical fitness is probably not as good as a fitness trainer, and he is also a super Saiyan?
"I'll think about it again, I'll think about it again. Reincarnation eye?"

A new obsession came to mind, and Luo Jie stretched out his palm and pushed it forward.

"Shen Luo Tianzheng"

However, nothing happened, and Luo Jie looked like a fool now.

Later, as long as there was a little memory in his mind, Luo Jie tried to masturbate, but the result was obvious, and masturbation was just masturbation after all.

"That's it? Fruit power? Just this weed?"

Finally, after persistent efforts, Roger really discovered that he has the ability of a devil fruit.

Touched!Very touched!Although I don't know what kind of fruit it is, and this ability seems to be so weak that it can't be weaker, but at least it has one ability, right?
Although the ability of this fruit seems to be useless at all, compared to other fruits, it seems to be a tasteless one, and he has successfully lost a life-saving swimming skill, but Luo Jie is still so happy that tears are in his eyes.

Because, with this ability, Luo Jie can find an old forest in the deep mountains and never go out for the rest of his life, use the sky as his blanket and the ground as his bed, fill his belly with dewy wild fruits, dig out bird nests to supplement cholesterol, how carefree he is?
If you're lucky, you can pick up some, little sparrow!Little bunny!Such tooth-beating festivals.

What if the luck is a little bit worse?It's no big deal!It's nothing more than Luo Jie being enjoyed as an appetizer by the busy shoes, the big flying sac, the brain ax and so on.

It is also extremely beautiful to live the life of such a hermit and a master of idle clouds and wild cranes!

If you are lucky enough to survive, don't get bored with this kind of life, and run away to a place with people because you can't bear the loneliness!You know, walking in the rivers and lakes is the most taboo of wealth and not revealing it. If you show up in front of people with more than 50 catties of fat worth 200 billion Berries, I believe Luo Jie will know what it means to make money and kill birds for food.

Luo Jie, who can be worth hundreds of millions of Berries with just one finger, would be strange if he didn't attract bees and butterflies!At that time, "Luo Jie Wu Mi.avi" will appear, and the picture is a bit exciting to think about.

"Brother, let's take a rest here! Today is really a bumper harvest!"

Just when Luo Jie felt tears in his eyes when he discovered that he had the fruit ability, a man's voice came to his ears.

Moreover, before Luo Jie came to his senses, two hunters, covered with all kinds of game, walked into the tree hole.

"Huh? Someone?"

As soon as the two hunters walked into the tree hole, they saw Luo Jie who was staring at his middle finger.

"Don't panic, don't panic when things happen. Calm down, stay calm, and run when you get the chance."

Luo Jie, who never thought that he would meet a living person here, clenched his fleshy palms tightly after a moment of bewilderment, trying to force himself to be calm.

"He, he, he is Berg the Godslayer."

Luo Jie, who was knocked out of his tracks, didn't show any signs of panic. On the contrary, after one of the hunters recognized him, his legs became weak and he sat down on the ground trembling.

"No, no way? Why are you here?"

Another hunter, when his companion pointed out that the person who looked like a gourd ball in front of him was "Godslayer Berg", he also sat down on the ground trembling.

"Are they afraid of me?"

Seeing the two hunters sitting on the ground one after another, their bodies trembling and pulling back, Luo Jie was a little puzzled.

"That's right. After all, the bounty of 50 billion! They may not know that I am a weak chicken, and they probably think that I am the same as those vicious big pirates."

After thinking about it for a while, Roger figured out the reason.

"It's okay, it's okay! I'm afraid they will covet my two hundred catties of fat!"

After figuring out the reason, Luo Jie's uneasy mind calmed down a little.

"Don't let them find out that I'm a Xibei product! Try to scare them first."

Seeing the appearance of the two, Luo Jie's thoughts came to his mind, and he planned to pretend to be a paper tiger.

"You two bastards, who are you? How dare you disturb my rest, do you want to be my appetizer?"

With one thought in mind, he did what he said, and Luo Jie grinned fiercely on his face.

"Don't! Don't! Master Berg, we didn't mean to disturb your rest, just let us live!"

Although Luo Jie's acting skills are extremely bad, but at this moment, the two people who have lost their minds don't dare to look at Luo Jie in the face, how can they recognize the flaw?I had no choice but to kowtow to seek a glimmer of life.

The posture of the two made Luo Jie happy, and he said: "It's not impossible to let you go. But it is!"

At this point, he pretended to pause, and then spoke again.

"However, you have to do what my uncle said, otherwise you will know what the consequences will be for you."

The two hunters who smelled the glimmer of life, how could they dare to hesitate?Immediately said in unison: "Master Berg, please tell me, the villain will definitely do his best to serve you."

"Okay! Awareness!" Luo Jie was waiting for this sentence. "Listen, you two, find a boat right now, my uncle is going to leave this place where the birds don't shit."

Being found out of his whereabouts, Luo Jie didn't dare to stay on this island anymore. Although he knew that as long as he killed the two people in front of him, his whereabouts would not be exposed, but he never killed a chicken Roger, how can we do it?
Moreover, Luo Jie also weighed the two men's strong bodies, even if he could do that, if the other party fought back in order to survive, he would be considered a "male"!Can't move, can't move!
"Yes yes yes! The villain will take Mr. Berg to the port to find a ship."

The two hunters, who were terrified in their hearts, immediately got up and went out of the tree hole to meet Luo Jie.

"Hey! By the way, do you have a navy on this broken island? I haven't used the navy for a long time, and now I'm so hungry!"

Following behind the two hunters, Luo Jie asked for news.

"Master Berg. We don't have a navy on Buji Island. The nearest naval station is on Voji Island. If you really want to eat meat, you can go to Voji Island."

When the two hunters heard Luo Jie's question, their hearts panicked again, and they responded without any hesitation. Now they hope that Luo Jie will drill into the naval station by himself.

"Okay, I'll go to Voji Island to find them to satisfy their hunger." Hearing what the two said, Luo Jie breathed a sigh of relief while talking big. "It's okay! It's okay! There is no navy here. I can bluff these two, but I can't bluff the navy!"

"Uncle Berg. The port is here, and I will find a boat for you, my little one."

The two hunters led Luo Jie all the way, and finally arrived at the port. Immediately, the two quickly walked towards a boatman.

"Hope everything goes well!"

Looking at the HNA ships docked in twos and threes, Luo Jie seemed to be calm in front of him, but his heart was not calm!He is worried about what will happen to make his escape plan fail.

"You bastards, what are you talking about? Believe it or not, I will kill you now?"

Seeing the two hunters whispering to the boatman for a long time, Luo Jie frowned, suppressing his restless heart, and shouted angrily.

"No, it's nothing. Lord Berg, please board the ship."

After being scolded like this, the two hunters and the boatman were frightened, and hurriedly greeted Luo Jie to board the boat.

"Give the nautical chart to my uncle, and then put down the sails and you can roll."

After boarding the ship, Roger glanced around at the sailboat, which was a circle smaller than the Golden Merry, suppressing the excitement about to leave successfully, and said in a cold voice.

"Fuck, fuck, I rely on. It succeeded, and it was so successful."

As the sailboat moved away from the harbor, Roger couldn't hold back his emotions any longer, and rolled on the deck.

"Uh! No, I don't know how to use a boat! I don't even know how to read charts!"

The joyful mood didn't last long, and a huge problem was placed in front of Luo Jie, which made him no longer smile, and his expression changed from joy to sadness.

"Huh... finally sent that plague god away."

When Roger was in trouble, the two hunters were overjoyed.

"My boat! God damn bastard, my boat!"

And the boatman who was robbed of the boat, how can he be miserable now?

"Don't be sad, Danse! Although the boat was taken away, at least we all survived."

A hunter patted the boatman on the shoulder and comforted him. Anyway, the boat that was stolen was not his own, so of course he took it very seriously.

"No! I'm going to report this to the navy. If you provide clues to the navy, there is more or less a bounty, and at least some losses can be recovered."

Suddenly thinking of this, the boatman's face was no longer so sad, and he immediately ran into the town to look for the phone bug.

(End of this chapter)