Konoha's Strongest Mouth

Chapter 324.

Kakashi has captured all the Starfield Lords and controlled them all with illusion.

In this way, Tian Cang in the wind and the others can also become the masters of the star field.

Coming out of the Kamui space, Kakashi saw that Kazunaka Tencang really left him a piece of watermelon, which was still very fresh.

Kakashi was eating the melon, Kazunaka asked, "Solved? Everything is under control?"

Kakashi nodded, "It's so easy to control them, it's easy to grasp."

After that, Kakashi got them all out of the Kamui space.

Kakashi asked, "Tian Cang, what do you plan to do with these star domain masters? Take out all of their star domain cores, or keep them for now?"

Feng Zhong Tiancang said, "Of course, take out all the cores of the star field, let the brothers become stronger first."

"Then, do Tsunade and the others need to give them one or two star field cores?" Kakashi asked.

Feng Zhong Tiancang shook his head, "Tsunade and the others are not yet the masters of the constellations, and they cannot directly upgrade to become the masters of the star field. It will take a long time. Let us all in the Azure Dragon Gang become stronger."

In fact, Tian Cang in Fengzhong already has some plans to promote Tsunade and the others, the reason is very simple, the nebula core is not easy to handle.

Tiancang Fengzhong couldn't enter that nightmare space now, and even if he entered it, it would be very troublesome to get to the core of the nebula.Moreover, Tiancang Fengzhong didn't intend to let Tsunade and the others enter the Nightmare Realm, as it might not only fail to get the core of the nebula, but also plant himself in it.

"Now I think it is more difficult to get the core of the nebula than the core of the star field. After all, no nebula master will come to provoke us."

Once they are promoted to become the masters of the star field, no nebula master will dare to provoke them, so there will be no nebula cores to obtain.

Of course, they can take the initiative to find the Nebula Master, but it feels weird for no reason.

Feng Zhong Tiancang thought for two milliseconds, and said, "Wait until there is a chance to capture a few bullies in the Lord of the Constellations, and then get the Nebula Core."

He'd feel better if he got the Nebula Core from the Bully.

This preference is very strange, because the world treats everyone equally, and no human will eat it because the food is good, nor will people eat it because the food is bad. It can only be said that it is the other way around. more likely.But Feng Zhongtian's preference is the opposite.

He picks out bad guys, and bad guys worse than himself.

Kakashi controlled the five masters of the star field and asked them to spit out the core of the star field.

After obtaining the core of the star field, Feng Zhongtiancang got one, the leader of the Qinglong Gang got one, and the other three were given to the three most potential members of the Qinglong Gang.

The names of three of them are Long Yi, Long Er, and Long San.

Of course, this is for the convenience of referring to the new titles given to them. Obviously, the six of them are currently the most powerful and elder-level figures of the Qinglong Gang.

In the time after that, they died down, and no enemy came to the door again.

The system told Feng Zhongtian, "Although our strength is still very weak, we can already investigate Xingjun's information."

The idea of ​​the system is that at their current level, the sudden emergence of masters of the six masters of the star field can easily attract the attention of Lord Xing, so the idea of ​​​​the system is that they must investigate the movements of Lord Xing in advance so that they can do a thorough investigation. Prepare.

Feng Zhong Tian Cang asked, "How can I know the whereabouts of Lord Xing?"

For so long, Feng Zhongtiancang has not managed to obtain any more news about the Great Universe except for hearing some gossip from the Qinglong Gang.

"Xingjun comes and goes without a trace. Under normal circumstances, it is impossible for us to know. But Xingjun likes to pretend to be all kinds of people, so I don't know how to find it. Maybe Xingjun is by our side Brother, maybe too."

As soon as these words came out, Feng Zhongtian looked around vigilantly, but saw that there was no one around.

"What's going on, is it because I was discovered by Xingjun, so I was transferred alone?!"

"Host, don't be afraid, as long as you don't behave too strangely, King Xing will not know that I am inside your body."

In the wind, Tian Cang calmed down, and Kakashi, who was seen in the distance, was waving to himself, "Tian Cang, what are you still doing in a daze? Everyone is out for a picnic, let's catch up."

Only then did Feng Zhong Tiancang realize that he was thinking too much, "Oh, okay, come here right now!"

Tian Cang shouted a few times in the wind, and immediately set off.

They chose a place for their picnic to be in a galaxy, where they can see a beautiful galaxy and a cosmic monster in the galaxy, which is also a kind of fish that lives in the galaxy, called fish that live in the universe, or fish for short.

Kakazō and Kakashi are in charge of fishing on the edge of the Milky Way.

Kakashi asked, "Tian Cang, is this really possible? Are you sure you can really catch it like this?"

The hooks of Kakashi and Tianzang in the wind are both straight, and there is no bait yet.

That's fine, what's even more ridiculous is that Huanli Galaxy has a certain height.

They are sitting and fishing on a planet in the Milky Way right now.

At this time, a scene that Kakashi couldn't believe appeared, a huge fish wandered towards them.

Kakashi said, "Sure enough, you see, the fish are attracted."

Feng Zhong Tiancang said with a smile, "Of course, fish are full of interest in shiny things, so using a metal hook can attract their interest."

Hearing this, Kakashi nodded, believing in the words of Tian Cang in the Wind.

But the next moment!
When Kakashi discovered that there were question marks and exclamation marks on his head, Tian Cang in the wind was swallowed by the fish in one gulp.

Kakashi panicked, he didn't know why the angler turned into bait like the hook in the end?

However, forget it like this, it doesn't matter, at least they can still catch fish, which proves that they can still catch fish.

Kakashi asked anxiously, "Tiancang, are you alright?"

The voice of Tian Cang in the wind came out of the fish's belly, "Kakashi, come in, the fish's intestines are like a slide, it's fun."

"Tian Cang, don't, run away, you will be digested!" Kakashi was terrified.

As a result, Kakashi found that the fish had pulled a large pile of feces.

Kakashi cried, tears streaming down, he said, "Heaven, you are too miserable, too weird, you killed yourself because of your playfulness, this is worse than curiosity killed the cat , you really deserve death!"

Suddenly, that piece of shit turned into Tian Cangshang, saying, "Kakashi, you look down on me too much, don't you think I can only play?"

In the wind, Tian Cang grabbed the fishing rod and pulled the fishing line, and the fish was pulled behind him.

Kakashi was shocked when he saw this scene.

Kakashi Tensang said, "Kakashi, don't be shocked, because if I don't turn into shit, I can't trick the fish's intestines, so I can't be pulled out."

Kakashi said, "I didn't cry because you were disgusted after you turned into shit. I cried because I was worried about you."

"Kakashi, why did you become Lin Daiyu? This is not acceptable." Feng Zhongtian scolded.

Kakashi changed the subject and said, "Amazon, how did you manage to pull the line out of the fish's butt?"

Feng Zhongtiancang said, "That's why I want to make it straight, because it can be used as a needle and thread, and it can be tied directly in the intestine of the fish."

"Oh, I see, that's why you really use yourself as bait." Kakashi finally understood what was going on.

Tian Cang in the wind said, "Kakashi, it seems that you are not smart, but you know it."

"Thank you for the compliment." As soon as Kakashi finished speaking, his face turned dark, and he said, "I seem to hear you scolding me."

"No, I've never scolded people, and even compliments are nice."

"Oh, then you really need to praise me more."

Tiancang Fengzhong felt that he would feel tired if he talked too much, so he said immediately, "Kakashi, hurry up and catch a big fish, so we can go back and do business."

Kakashi asked puzzled, "Tian Cang, I can't finish eating one big fish, and I'll pay for another one."

Feng Zhong Tian Cang could hear that Kakashi was being lazy, and said, "You don't know much about our Qinglong Gang, you don't know how scary our Qinglong Gang's foodies are. Forget it, you can catch one anyway, All in all, nothing wrong."

Although Kakashi felt that it was reckless, he did it anyway.

After a while, a big fish was attracted by Kakashi's food smell, and then swallowed him in one gulp.

Kakashi's expression was dumbfounded, he wanted to run away, but thinking of Kazunaka Tensang's saying that it was fun, he also wanted to try the feeling of sliding down the slide.

As a result, Kakashi only felt dizzy, surrounded by sour mucus, and then squeezed together with feces, unable to move.

But when it was about to be pulled out in the end, the fish became constipated, and there was always no way to pull Kakashi out.

Kakashi thought of what Tian Cang in Kazunaka said, that he would be pulled out only if it turned into poop.

So, Kakashi turned himself into a poop, and was really pulled out.

Only then did he realize that everything Feng Zhongtiancang said was true, and what Feng Zhongtiancang said had been thought through deeply, and they were not bluffing.

only……

"Tian Cang, you said it was fun, why don't I think it's not fun at all?"

Kakashi has changed from pooping back to his original form, and his body is still full of shit.

Tian Cang in the wind knew that Kakashi's posture was wrong at a glance, and said, "Did you not use the wind escape to push the dirt away?"

Kakashi nodded, and Kazunaka said, "That's right, it's because you didn't blow away the dirt with the wind, so you received a lot of resistance, and you couldn't experience the joy of sliding down the slide. At first glance, you are a layman who doesn't know how to fish?"

Listening to Tian Cang in the wind's solemn bragging, Kakashi was already used to it, and asked solemnly, "Then what should I do, you have experience, teach me."

Feng Zhong Tiancang said, "It's very simple, you need to use Feng Dun to slap the shit away."

Kakashi believed in the sky again, he was convinced that this time he really dropped the fish successfully.

The two led the two fish back to the camp.

In the camp, enough bonfires have been raised for the flag, and they are all large stars gathered by the members of the Qinglong Gang to collect nearby stars and gather together.

The leader of the Qinglong Gang said, "Tian Cang, Kakashi, it's a good thing you came back quickly, otherwise we would have no time to eat the fish. You must know that this big star will explode as a supernova in a year or two, and it will eventually change. into a black hole."

Feng Zhongtian asked, "Within two years, will we be able to cook the fish?"

"It's hard to say, it depends on whether you can eat sashimi. If you can't, then I'll be rude." The leader of the Qinglong Gang said with a drooling voice.

Feng Zhong Tian Cang said, "I don't care, anyway, I'm not picky eaters."

Put the two fish on the star, and they will be burnt in an instant.

Feng Zhongtian immediately took out the two fish and kicked Xing Xing away.Only to find that it had been burnt out of shape.

"As expected of a high temperature of more than 6000 degrees, I knew it would happen a long time ago."

In the wind, Tiancang tore off the charred surface of the fish, leaving only a few liters of meat.

The leader of the Qinglong Gang cried and fainted in the cosmic starry sky, drifting with the universe.

Kakashi said in astonishment, "It's too accurate, it's really too accurate, no wonder you said it's not enough to eat, that's how it is."

Kakashi is more and more convinced of Kazunaka Kazang's words, because Kazunaka Kazamura has always said the right thing, no matter how impossible it is, after what he said, he will finally find that it is all right .

As expected of the person with the title of the strongest mouth escape!
Feng Zhongtian turned around and said to Kakashi, "After all, my words are based on big data and machine learning. The amount of data is large enough, and the prediction results are of course more accurate. After big data analysis, the general IQ of the Qinglong Gang is not high. Not to mention asking them to find air and firewood that can be ignited, they are so stupid and lazy, it is impossible to do it. Therefore, they are more likely to use local materials and directly use stars to complete the task."

Kakashi nodded in agreement, and said, "Well, it's true that big data kills people. I'm already stupid, but under the persecution of big data, I'm even more likely to be deceived."

Tiancang in the wind laughed loudly, and said, "Kakashi, it seems that you haven't changed your negative thinking mode. It's normal to be cut leeks. You should think like this. Big data can improve your mental health in turn. Vigilance makes you stronger."

"It makes sense that every progress of human beings is the result of fighting against the harsh environment. If the environment is superior, then there will be no progress."

"Yes, the law of survival of the fittest and natural selection has been weakened for human beings." Feng Zhong Tiancang swallowed all the fish in one gulp, then pointed to the members of the Qinglong Gang and said, "Look, they didn't take the initiative to go Progress, so now I can only be forced to eat black charcoal."

What the Qinglong gang eats is charred fish, which is black charcoal.

Kakashi cried, "Heaven, what you did is so amazing, you want me to eat air!"

Tiancang in the wind chuckled, and said, "Your thinking is too pessimistic. If I eat a mouthful of food, you will eat half of your shit, and the half of your mouth is the essence filtered through layers of my intestines!"

(End of this chapter)