Konoha's Strongest Mouth

Chapter 298 303. Angry Bird Shit
Naruto doesn't want himself to be like this, he doesn't like others to treat him as a negative example, but after Feng Zhongtian Cang's first slander and tarnish, Naruto has decided to seek justice.

He couldn't seek justice from Feng Zhongtian at all in normal ways, so he could only use this low-handed method to make Feng Zhongtian really feel the pain.

At this time, Taotie, who had been waiting for a long time, appeared here while Feng Zhongtian Cang and others were away.

Sensing the terrifying aura of Taotie, Naruto and the others looked over.

At this moment, there are only Naruto, Hinata, Kohinata, Kureni Yuhi, and Sasuke left here, and each of them is only the master of the galaxy, and they can't compare with the Taotie who has the combat power of the master of the constellations in front of him.

Seeing these remnants and defeated generals, Taotie showed pride on his face, and took advantage of Fengzhong Tiancang's journey to cut off Fengzhong Tiancang's back. This is what Taotie has always wanted to do, and now he finally has this opportunity up.

And Naruto felt the sudden appearance of Taotie's terrifying aura, and fear appeared on his face.In the face of such a powerful force, Naruto is like a fly, easily crushed to death.

Hinata also saw Taotie, knowing that the current situation is very dire, Hinata quickly said, "Naruto, now that the sky is not here, I'm afraid we will not escape bad luck."

Naruto suppressed the fear in his heart, and said, "Don't be afraid, we will be fine, the sky in the wind will come back to save us."

Although Naruto is full of hatred for Feng Zhongtian, but at this time, Naruto also knows that only Feng Zhongtian can save them.

Although the strength of the gluttonous crab that appeared is at the same level as the previous coconut crab, the gluttonous glutton in front of him is even more ferocious, and the breath it emits will only be darker. This is a death breath that comes from hell, which makes Naruto utter Feel the fear inside.

"What the hell are you, are you here for a sneak attack?!" Sasuke asked the Taotie who had just appeared.

Taotie looked at Sasuke coldly, and made Sasuke break out in a cold sweat. This feeling was far more terrifying than the way Uchiha Itachi looked at him during the Miemen massacre when he was a child.

Sasuke took a step back and said, "Tian Cang in the Wind will be back soon, you won't get any favors here."

Taotie raised his head and laughed loudly, and said, "Your heaven in the wind is busy now, you should beg others to come back and save you."

"Damn it, you nasty guy!" Sasuke didn't hold back, burst out Chidori, and fired Chidori at Taotie, no, it was Thunderbird.

The Thunderbird landed on Taotie, but nothing happened.

"What was it just now?" Tao Tie said with a sneer as if he had no career.

Sasuke said. "You beat me around, my nose bleeds, and I punch you, you are broken inside. The skill is useless, the ninjutsu of my thunder bird, but I learned it from the sky in the wind, and used it to hit you , can be regarded as a very high-end ninjutsu."

"It's nice to say, but in fact I have nothing. If you punch me, I'm fine. If I punch you, you're going to die."

As Taotie said, a three-point return to vitality hit him, Sasuke was blown away on the spot, and after smashing a large number of meteorites, he was still found by Sakura.

Sasuke said with his last breath, "Sakura, if you save me, you save me. What are you doing bringing me back? Do you think I haven't been beaten enough?"

After that, Sasuke passed out, and Sakura cried, "Sasuke, hold on, I won't let you die."

Sasuke said, "I can't stand it any longer. If I hold on any longer, I will be killed. Let Naruto go."

Sakura, "..."

Naruto, "Sasuke, how can you be so good? Where is your courage, where is your courage to challenge the sky in the wind?!"

Sakura immediately yelled at Naruto, "Naruto, stop talking, Sasuke is already very tired, let Sasuke take a rest."

Naruto nodded and said, "Yeah."

When he looked at Taotie again, Naruto panicked, and at this moment Taotie was also looking at him.

Naruto said, "Gaotie, I have no grievances with you, please hit me lightly."

Hinata heard the words, and said with hatred, "Naruto, how can you confess to the bad guys? You let me down so much!"

Naruto was a little embarrassed, and said, "What's the point of yelling and killing all day long? It's more interesting to liven up the atmosphere. Everyone has something to say...Go to hell!"

As Naruto was talking, he suddenly changed his mind!
Even Taotie didn't expect that Naruto would change his face so quickly, and suddenly attacked him, it was really unbelievable.

Taotie was successfully attacked by Naruto, and it turned out to be a super spiral pill.

The Helix Pill hit Taotie like a spring breeze, and the small typhoon couldn't affect the existence of the Constellation Lord at all.

"Damn it, why doesn't he have any flaws on his body?" Naruto showed a ferocious face, his hand was already injured, and it was counter-shocked by his spiral pill.

Taotie slapped him and said, "It's okay, don't blow on me."

Naruto felt that time stood still around him, everything turned into slow motion, and he could see Taotie's hand hitting his face slowly.Then he saw himself spinning upside down and flying out.

The reason why he was able to see himself flying upside down was because his soul was shot out of his body in an instant.

It was horrific, Naruto said of the incident, "I was terrified."

"Strange, why did the time slow down just now?" Taotie was not complacent because he knocked Naruto into the air, because it was too easy to knock Naruto into the air.No, it was because the sudden slowing of time made him feel weird.

"I still took a step, poor Naruto, I was blown away." Kakashi's figure appeared nearby.

Taotie finally knew why time slowed down, looking at Kakashi who appeared with strange eyes, Taotie was filled with fear.

This Kakashi, he knew, long ago, it was Kakashi who caught him before he was taken away by Star King Jiazi.

Kakashi originally thought it was a new monster, or it was sent by the coconut crab, but he didn't expect it to be Taotie, and immediately said, "Hey, Taotie, if I remember correctly, you are Jiazi Star King dog?"

Taotie was angry in his heart, if it wasn't for Kakashi, how could he become Jiazi Xinghuang's dog?
"Say it again!" Taotie said in a threatening tone.

"Ah, you want me to say it again? Why bother?" Kakashi pretended not to understand what Taotie meant, and said again, "Taotie, I remember you are the dog of Emperor Jiazi, right?"

Taotie trembled with anger, and said, "Say it again!"

Kakashi felt that something was wrong, Taotie wanted to use him to continue the hatred value, and when the hatred value accumulated to a certain level, it would be able to explode, thus displaying a power far beyond anything else.

Kakashi immediately understood what Taotie was thinking.The current Taotie is also the Lord of the Constellation, on the same level as Kakashi. Although he is not as strong as Kakashi, but using the hatred value, it is possible to reverse it, and it is also possible to defeat Kakashi with one blow.

Kakashi easily dispelled Taotie's hatred, and said, "Taotie, you are getting more and more beautiful, and your skin is getting whiter."

"Really?" Taotie suddenly felt very happy.

After all, Taotie was already ugly and dark, and when he was praised suddenly, he was overjoyed.

Kakashi turned around and vomited, then turned around and said, "Gaotie, you hurt two of my subordinates, and I want you to pay with blood!"

Taotie panicked, Kakashi was still praising himself just now, why did he change his face all of a sudden, human beings change their faces so quickly?

Taotie panicked, unimaginably nervous, and at the same time, he became nervous. He found that the hatred he had accumulated with great difficulty just now was gone in one fell swoop!
"When?! By the way, it was when Kakashi praised me, and I was deceived!" Only then did Taotie realize that there is such a method of harming people through praise in the universe, and it turns out that this is flattery.

"What a good Kakashi, what a good kill, don't think this is useful to me, hum, you underestimate me too much, I'm a deep well ice, I just need to deceive myself, and I can get hatred out of thin air!"

Taotie said swearingly.

Kakashi picked his ears, and said, "Then you Fukai Ice, you Fukai Ice, Fukai Ice, show me? I don't believe you can really do it!"

Trembling with gluttony, he suddenly discovered that he had obsessive-compulsive disorder, and the obsessive-compulsive disorder told him, "No, you are not Shenjingbing, you are not!"

"Damn it, if it wasn't for OCD, you would have died a long time ago, Kakashi!"

Kakashi picked his ears again, not listening at all.

Kakashi was poisoned by Kazunakazuitun, and he knew that the most powerful person in the universe is not to beat others, but to speak to others, this is the real powerful strength.

Kakashi won't give Taotie a chance, even if Taotie can't beat him, maybe he can beat him.

"Kakashi, use Chidori! He said just now that your Chidori is a hot chicken!" Sasuke suddenly woke up and said.

Originally, Sasuke dreamed that he flew to the sky and played hide-and-seek with the seven fairies, but when Sasuke found them, he found that they had turned into seven dwarfs. Sasuke was frightened and woke up.

When he woke up, he saw Kakashi and Taotie arguing.Sasuke knew that Kakashi was not Shenjingbing, and it was impossible to suddenly condense the hatred value without incident, so he wanted to help Kakashi.

When he heard that the chidori ninjutsu he created was said to be useless, and he said it from his student who was beaten, Kakashi was not angry at all, but he was still angry.

"Damn it, you damned bastard, you beat my student and even laughed at me for not being able to teach well! It's obvious that the student is too rubbish, okay?"

Sasuke, "..."

Sasuke vomited blood and died...

Kakashi, "Gaotie, you actually slandered me, I'm so angry, I'm terrible when I'm angry, my fighting power is beyond the charts!"

Taotie was stunned, not understanding what the hell Kakashi was doing with alcohol, and said, "Please don't direct and act nonsense, please, don't think that this will increase your hatred value!"

Being intercepted by Taotie like this, Kakashi's hatred value did not directly reach the peak as imagined, but Kakashi also felt that his own hatred value had increased to a level of 70.00%.Casting Chidori at this level will directly turn into an angry bird, which can cause a little throwing damage to a single target.

But don't underestimate this point, because this point of damage can have a chain destruction effect on the surrounding objects in contact.

This effect can make matter disappear, so what is really useful is not in damage, but in effect.The damage is just a symbolic hit, and the one-by-one damage is just to allow Kakashi to easily count how many objects were destroyed by him.

Kakashi immediately condensed an angry bird, "Sure enough, Chidori condensed into an angry bird under the anger."

Kakashi immediately threw the angry bird out, because the damage of the angry bird comes from the throwing damage, so it has nothing to do with Chidori's thunder and lightning.

"Since it's a throw, the angle and strength must be calculated." Kakashi immediately understood the key point.

But Kakashi is not the only one who understands the key point. As Kakashi's enemy, Taotie also understands this key point.

So Taotie began to dodge and dodge continuously, and phantoms appeared.

"This is, the s-shaped running method, the z-shaped running method. It seems that this guy is also born in the 90s. He didn't play four-wheel drive racing when he was young!" Kakashi's palms were sweating nervously, because the Angry Birds in his hand only had one This shot can consume all his anger points.

Suddenly, I felt a little weird, where did my palms sweat so much, sticky?

When he saw it, Kakashi felt a shadow in his heart, because he found that the Angry Birds had pulled an Angry Birds poop on his palm.

"Forget it, this Angry Bird shit, let's use it as a shotgun. If the Angry Bird misses, let the Angry Birds shit make up the gun."

Kakashi finally found the opportunity. In fact, he has not done anything, but chose to observe, because he wanted to make sure it was correct.

It can be seen that although Taotie's action route is chaotic, it is actually not the case, but according to a cycle, which shows that Taotie's brain capacity is just like that. After running the map, of course it has to run again. Taotie can't hold such a huge map. .

That is to say, after a year, Kakashi had the confidence to do it.

Now he has run the map in Taotie's brain for the third time. As early as the second time, Kakashi was able to confirm that Taotie had started to cycle, but there are also coincidences, so Kakashi needs to make sure, so Only used it for the third time.

The angry bird was thrown out by Kakashi, and at this moment, Taotie suddenly smiled strangely at Kakashi and said, "Kakashi, you think my route is circular, but do you know , I made you feel that way on purpose."

Kakashi opened his eyes and said, "Thank you for the reminder, you can die and eat my Angry Birds shit!"

Kakashi immediately threw the Angry Birds feces in his hand.

Angry Birds shit made a parabolic movement in the air, and when it was in the sky above Taotie, Kakashi roared, "The goddess scatter flowers!"

(End of this chapter)