Signed in for ten years, I overturned the whole universe

Chapter 12 How can a woman compare to a machine?
"Don't be like this, I'm not a casual person!"

Didi Didi, the polygraph sounded.

"Promise me, it won't do you any harm!"

"It's very exciting." Hearing this conversation, Zhuang Feng outside the mayor's hall was a little absent-minded. He thought that Billy would let himself go after a few days, but he didn't expect it to start on the first day.

Forget about leaving the lights on, why don't you at least close the door?

But Zhuang Feng didn't intend to educate him. The more Billy's personality deteriorated, the more stable the townspeople became. Besides, if you have time to think about such boring things, you might as well consider how to add bear missiles to Liz.

He yawned and turned to leave.

"Head...Mr. Zhuang, is that you? Please stay." Zhuang Feng turned back and saw Billy, who was full of big men, running over quickly. His expression seemed to have found a savior. He grabbed Zhuang Feng's arm, Drag it hard into the hall.

Seeing this, Zhuang Feng was startled without changing his face.

Is it that exciting?

"You are not allowed to insult my personality." Protesting, Zhuang Feng relaxed his strength and let Billy pull in.

But after seeing the people inside, Zhuang Feng felt that things were not that simple.

A beautiful woman with half of her cheeks swollen stood in the middle of the hall, wearing a skirt that was rarely seen in garbage stars. What shocked Zhuang Feng even more was that there were still traces of tears on the skirt.

"Billy." Zhuang Feng looked at the bald man coldly, "It's your business if you have any shady hobbies, but it's wrong to force others."

"Forcing others?" Billy looked blank, but after glancing at the woman, he patted his head again, "Mr. Zhuang, you forgot, it was because of your carelessness..."

"Me?" Zhuang Feng was indifferently confused, how could a woman have the qualifications to let him do such a thing?Besides, he has no impression.

"It is indeed you." The woman took the words, "At that time, I was lying on the door to eavesdrop on the voice in the secret passage, and you kicked the door, and my face was like this."

"But I didn't touch your skirt." Only then did Zhuang Feng remember that the woman was the mistress of the former mayor.

"The skirt broke when I tripped."

Zhuang Feng: "..."

It was really his fault, and if he guessed correctly, this woman wanted to find a way out.

"I remember that the former mayor also had a wife. Let's call her and make arrangements together to save trouble." Zhuang Feng felt that if she stood here with the mayor's wife, maybe in the end only one person would need to be arranged. people.

"But the mayor's wife is stuck on the secret door, and Liz can't even pull it out." Billy interjected timidly. "Liz also tested her according to your order. Except for beating the former mayor, she has not committed any crime."

"Then starve her for a few more days." In the entire Mohegan Town, perhaps only piranhas like that pile of meat.

"So, do you have anything to do with the mayor?"

"I'm here to look for you." The woman looked serious, "I am willing to be your cook."

"Cook lady?" Zhuang Feng just remembered that those Mohigans were full of praise for this cooking skill, but the problem is that if he asked this to cook for himself, he was afraid that he would become Foam making machine, garbage star and not much else, but poison is definitely everywhere.

"Trust me, I won't do anything harmful to you." The woman looked anxious, probably guessing Zhuang Feng's thoughts, "The relationship between the former mayor and me is only limited to appetite."

"The mayor is a cannibal?" Zhuang Feng suddenly realized, why is his wife so fat?

"No, I mean, he just likes my cooking. When the mayor saw me, he didn't have any feelings for women."

Zhuang Feng felt that she was lying, but the lie detector believed her, and the facts were true to what she said, so it made sense for the mayor to find the two Mohawks who had thoughts about Billy as confidantes.

"But everyone says you are his mistress?"

"That's what he told his subordinates on purpose in order to let me concentrate on cooking."

The mayor's life must have been too miserable. Zhuang Feng even felt that Liz's bullets were a kind of relief for the former mayor.

But even so, in the long run, he has to reject the other party's proposal.

[Ding, congratulations to the host for triggering the limited-time mission: delicious food. It is your obligation to keep the townspeople happy, and delicious food is an important spiritual booster. Appoint a qualified chef, and your townspeople will be happier and more loyal. .Success reward: permanent check-in location - the canteen.Failure penalty: Permanent loss of the possibility of obtaining the permanent check-in location - the canteen. 】

Go to his safety!As long as he doesn't eat by himself, isn't it all right?

"I've heard about your cooking skills, but I don't agree with your behavior. You shouldn't be my cook alone. Everyone in the town should be happy for your talent." Zhuang Feng After a pause, "From now on, you are the person in charge of the town canteen."

"Really?" The woman's cheeks flushed red, her eyes were almost glowing, "You are the first person to recognize me so much."

"This can only mean that you have never met someone with insight..." Before the words finished, the woman rushed over, and in the gust of fragrant wind, Zhuang Feng, who was caught off guard, suddenly felt his chest soften.

After only a moment, the woman ran out of the gate with a bright and shy smile without looking back.

[Ding, congratulations, you have completed the time-limited task: gourmet food, and the reward is the permanent check-in location - the cafeteria, which can be placed at the corresponding location tomorrow. Since the host has no chance to check-in today, he will be able to check-in twice after placing it tomorrow. Please rest well]

Zhuang Feng froze in place, completely ignoring the information in his mind.

"Why, reminiscing about the feeling just now?" For some reason, Zhuang Feng felt that Liz's gaze was colder than before.

"Feeling? I was just thinking..." Zhuang Feng wiped the cold sweat off his brow nonchalantly, "If she had held a kitchen knife just now, I would have died here."

"Not this, I mean how does it feel to touch?"

"Small hardness, poor toughness, and low compression resistance, it is completely incomparable with machinery."

How can a woman be as good as a machine?
After listening, Liz shook her head, turned and left.

After everything was over, Zhuang Feng still didn't feel too sleepy. He played with the mechanical cuties for a while, and played with the piranhas for a few minutes before he gradually felt sleepy.

"Go to sleep." He yawned and decided to go back to his room to sleep, but just as he was about to take a step, he stopped.

"Where do I live?" Zhuang Feng remembered now, he had been busy all day, and he hadn't prepared a place for himself yet.

He pondered for a moment, walked to Liz's door, and knocked lightly a few times.

"What are you doing?" The door opened a crack, revealing Liz's wary face.

"I'm here for security."

boom!
The door is closed.

Zhuang Feng tapped the remote control of the electric wand a few times, and the door opened again.

"What the hell are you trying to do?" Liz glared at him angrily.

"I don't have a place to live yet." Zhuang Feng said honestly.

"Can you guarantee that you won't secretly modify me while I'm asleep?" Liz said seriously.

"I promise." Zhuang Feng said frankly.

Liz sighed and let Zhuang Feng enter the room.

After a while, Zhuang Feng was lying on the bed, and Liz also plugged in the charging head.

The lights were turned off, the room was silent, and after a while, Zhuang Feng's voice suddenly sounded.

"Wouldn't Kumabe missiles work too?"

(End of this chapter)