I'm really not a crow's mouth

Chapter 85 Men Should Wear Armor

The red light in the tortoise's eyes suddenly soared, completely covering Yang Dilei.

Immediately afterwards, Yang Dilei found that his body was not in control, and he couldn't even move his fingers.

The tortoise slowly raised his right hand, and Yang Dilei also raised his right hand, and the movements of the two were completely synchronized.

This red light can actually control other people's bodies and make them follow you.

No matter how Yang Dilei struggled, his body still didn't obey his control, he just imitated the tortoise's movements.

"Next, please enjoy the belly drum."

A strange smile appeared on the turtle's face, and then he clenched his fist with his right hand and punched hard towards the stomach.

Boom!Boom!
Two muffled sounds sounded, and Yang Dilei felt his stomach churning and almost vomited.

Looking at the hard shell on the tortoise's belly, Yang Dilei wanted to cry but had no tears.

It's not fair, you, a third-level armor, bully me, who has no armor, you have the guts to take off your vest and try again!
The tortoise bowed left and right this time, patting its belly quickly with both hands, and the strong drumbeat sounded with the fast rhythm, what an Ansai waist drum!
Yang Dilei also greeted his stomach with his left and right hands, and he punched himself until he vomited blood with full force.

The severe pain made Yang Dilei's expression distorted, the veins on his neck were bulging, and his teeth were clenched.

However, his hands still pounded his stomach without hesitation. The dull sound of fist and flesh handcuffing overlapped with the sound of the tortoise knocking on the shell, which turned out to be very harmonious.

Xiao Wu had woken up at this time, seeing Yang Dilei fighting and dancing with the turtle, even hammering himself until he vomited blood, he immediately admired him.

This is the devotion to art.This is called professionalism.

Seeing Yang Dilei's miserable state, he couldn't help but feel pain for him.

What surprised him even more was that the movements of the two reached perfect synchronization.It made him even more addicted to watching.

The tortoise finally stopped, and Yang Dilei felt that he had regained control of his body. He immediately bowed his waist and covered his stomach, grinning and gasping for air.

"If you don't poke the needle, do another one!"

Xiao Wu clapped his hands and looked at the man and the turtle in admiration. This is simply a feast for the eyes.

Looking at Yang Dilei's gaze, Xiao Wu stopped clapping in embarrassment.

Once again, I'm afraid I'm not going to die here directly.

Yang Dilei secretly slandered, the turtle was so ruthless, he almost got kicked out.

He looked at the turtle warily, it was too evil.

Would a turtle dare to dance with you?How can this be tolerated, you choose:

1. Take him to dance a "Drunken Butterfly" square dance.

(Experience +500, get a copy of Square Dance Encyclopedia.)
2. Please design a sentence that you think is the most appropriate, and it will be executed after passing the system review.

(The reward depends on the specific situation and is not capped.)
Looking at the first option given by the system, Yang Dilei called the expert directly.

Square dance, as the most popular dance, shows a strong phenomenon of human-to-human transmission.

As soon as the first group of people start jumping, the crowd will grow rapidly.

In every empty square, a group of grandpas and aunts are dancing square dances.

At night, it is definitely more lively than a nightclub.

But Yang Dilei is not interested in this. After all, he wears too much clothes, so he can't see other people's body movements clearly and can't keep up with the rhythm.

Seeing that the red light in the tortoise's eyes was about to light up again, Yang Dilei immediately shouted loudly: "You will sprain your feet when you dance!"

The system audit is three-star, experience +500, get primary square dancing skills.

After shouting, he felt something was wrong.

In the next second, the familiar feeling of losing control came, and he finally knew where the unease came from.

As soon as the tortoise made a movement, its ankles twisted immediately, and it lay down directly on the ground.

Yang Dilei lay on the ground and looked at his twisted ankle, gasping again in pain.

I forgot that I would do the same movements as the turtle, and this made me miserable.

This tortoise has a strong professionalism, which Yang Dilei clearly felt after [-] sprains.

"Brother, I call you brother, why don't we dance together?"

If this continues, Yang Dilei feels that his ankle is about to be reimbursed.

Xiao Wu watched the two keep getting up and down, as well as the deformed ankles, and felt his scalp go numb.

This dance is really good, but it's a bit useless.

Looking at it, Xiao Wu suddenly found that the figure of the tortoise was illusory for a while, but soon solidified, making him wonder if he was dazzled.

He approached the tortoise tentatively, stretched out his hand to touch the tortoise, and found that his hand directly went through the tortoise's body.

The tortoise suddenly turned to look at Xiao Wu, the red light in his eyes turned green, turning Xiao Wu's whole body green.

Xiao Wu felt the extreme danger coming, and goose bumps appeared on his body.

He felt that his soul was being sucked vigorously, and he felt as if he was about to be pulled out of his body.

The tortoise emitted green light all over its body, dyeing this space the color of a green grassland.

The next second, green light frantically rushed towards Xiao Wu's body, and finally all of it entered his body.

Only a tortoise shell was left lying on the ground, dull and dull.

Xiao Wu stood motionless on the spot, his eyes staring blankly at the front, and there was a surge of green light in his body.

Yang Dilei's eyes froze, this seemed to be a seizure.

But his level is not enough, and he can't help, so he can only rely on Xiao Wu himself.

He reached out to pick up the turtle shell, bent his fingers and tapped it, and the turtle shell made a low thumping sound.

Judging from the material of the turtle shell, its defense is absolutely strong.

But wearing a tortoise shell when fighting against others will damage my tall and mighty image.

"The system can recycle this item and turn it into a cool armor. Do you want to recycle it?"

Hearing this recovery again, Yang Dilei's teeth itch with hatred.

Only a fool will let you recycle it, and it will become yours after recycling. What kind of robber logic are you talking about.

It's obviously my stuff, and I have to pay a price to use it after you recycle it. I'm short-sighted to let you recycle it.

"Please see the sample picture."

A pair of dark armor suddenly appeared in front of Yang Dilei's eyes. The lines of the armor were extremely smooth and powerful.

The chest of the armor is the pattern on the back of the turtle shell, with mysterious patterns, and there are two snake heads on the shoulders, with sharp teeth protruding from the snake heads.

The legs of the armor are wrapped around the body of the snake, which looks like leggings. There are also mysterious patterns on the body of the snake. The whole armor looks extremely domineering.

Yang Dilei looked at the black tortoise shell in his hand again, no matter how it looked, it was not pleasing to the eye.

He hesitated between handsomeness and price. . .Without the slightest hesitation, he directly recovered the turtle shell.

Just kidding, does this need any hesitation?Handsome is over.

Every man has a dream of armor, and Yang Dilei is no exception.

This pair of armor definitely has a fatal attraction for him.

(End of this chapter)