I'm really not a crow's mouth

Chapter 37 Born to be human, I'm sorry
As soon as these words came out, Liu Yan covered her face in embarrassment.She also saw Chen Yan's appearance just now, and what he did was really too much.

But there was someone with a worse complexion than her, and that was Chen Yan.

As soon as Yang Dilei's words came out of his mouth just now, he had an extremely bad premonition in his heart.

Sure enough, the familiar feeling returned in the next second.

Chen Yan looked at the willow branch in his mouth in horror. This time the willow branch was inserted deeper, reaching directly to the stomach.

Chen Yan felt a large amount of water erupt directly from his stomach, and then part of it flowed down and part of it rushed up.

This time he couldn't even utter a whimper, and fell straight to the ground, his eyes full of despair.

Why is it still me? I just ate a few more pickled cucumbers before I came here. As for gastric lavage and enema?

Seeing this, Xuanji and Shen Long trembled in their hearts, and hurriedly moved away from Chen Yan, fearing that Chi Yu would be harmed.

No matter how many times you watch it, Yang Dilei's crow's mouth is still so terrifying, and he doesn't distinguish between enemy and friend.

Who can shut down brother Yang's team injury, I'm afraid that one day I'll be gone if I talk about it.

Xuanji looked at Chen Yan, who was lying on the ground, spraying water from both mouths, and felt a sense of sympathy.

The same person who was poisoned by Yang Dilei's crow's mouth, I understand you, brother!
Chen Yan's eyes were red, and drops of water kept falling from the corners of his eyes. He didn't know if it was the tears he shed or the water he spurted out.

Shen Long quietly walked to the corner and continued to lower his sense of existence.

Do you think I don't want to add more drama to myself?That is all in exchange for life!

As the most experienced victim, he knew the horror of Yang Dilei.

So I have been working hard to reduce my sense of existence, just to live a few more years.

Ling Xiaoxiao's eyes when looking at Yang Dilei started to look wrong. This crow's mouth was quite powerful on the opposite person, but it was even more terrifying on his own person.

At this time, Liu Yan was surprised to find that her wood spirit had lost control, and no matter what commands she gave, the wood spirit seemed to have never heard of it.

The little girl that Yang Dilei and the others met before suddenly appeared, and then looked at Chen Yan who was still spraying water with surprise, and said happily:
"Sister Yan, is this the new shower head you made for me? It's so realistic, just like a real person."

Before Liu Yan could speak, the little girl trotted over, grabbed Chen Yan's belt, and lifted him up.

It was too late for Liu Yan to stop her, so she just stared blankly at the little girl carrying Chen Yan to water the flowers.

Yang Dilei looked at the little girl in surprise, not expecting her to be so strong.

Chen Yan was as tall as the two of her, yet she held it in her hand like a stick.

The little girl happily watered the flowers and plants beside her, and at the same time kept praising:

"Sister Liu is so smart, she can spray water on both sides, so it will be much more convenient for me to water the flowers in the future."

Chen Yan had an expression of lovelessness, just being held up by the little girl and playing with it.

His mood at this time was extremely complicated. I, the majestic Holy Son of Chixiao, had actually been reduced to being a showerhead.Why did things become like this?

But it always feels a little familiar. . . .

What crime have I committed?Please let me be human.

I'm sorry to be human.I am ashamed of our human race, sorry!

Chen Yan repented silently in his heart, he felt that his life was gloomy.

He remembered a book that Yang Dilei had read to him, which was "Big Brother" written by Zaizhi Xiaoguan.I have completely disqualified myself!
Liu Yan finally came to his senses at this time, rushed over to grab Chen Yan, and then threw it on the ground with a slap.

Chen Yan rolled on the ground twice, his whole body was soaked, and his legs twitched from time to time.

The willow branch slowly flew out of his mouth, bringing out a large handful of water.Then, like a child who did something wrong, he stood behind Liu Yan and bowed his head.

It didn't know why he did that just now, but it felt that there was a mysterious force driving him.

Liu Yan first looked at the watered flowers with disgust, and then turned around resolutely.

These flowers are no longer available.

The little girl watched Chen Yan twitch a few times on the ground, then stood up with trembling legs, and immediately knew that she had caused trouble.

Isn't this the man I met just now?

"I'm sorry, I didn't expect you to be a real person."

The little girl lowered her head and sincerely apologized to Chen Yan, but what she said hurt Chen Yan very much.

Hardened, old heart!

The system prompts that the wood spirit of the host will arrive at the battlefield in 3 minutes, please be ready!
Yang Dilei is speechless, you have played too many games in this system, why does your speech sound like Tencent, and it also smells like Laoganma hot sauce. . . .

"Miss Liu, how do you usually educate your wood spirit? It's really a bit... not serious."

Chen Yan complained to Liu Yan weakly, he also wanted to speak out angrily, but he really couldn't move.

I literally don't have a single drop, it's all over.

"Youkeng was cultivated by me in the medicine field, I just let it help grow the elixir.

I think it likes to do this, and I don't know why he ended up like this, often running out to make trouble. "

Liu Yan rubbed her forehead with her hand in distress, at first she was good-looking, but now she keeps getting into trouble, she is really worried.

Yang Dilei narrowed his eyes, and asked tentatively: "Do you want to let him dig a hole, bury some soil, and count one, two, three, four, five?"

Liu Yan nodded: "That's right, let him help with watering."

Yang Dilei had such an expression, and then continued to ask: "Did he often dig holes and bury things in them later?"

"That's right, that's why I named it Youkeng."

Case solved!The murderer is you, a big-eyed guy!

Yang Dilei has already imagined the BGM of Conan's case-solving, and then he is about to put on that pose and shout out the classic line: "Scheming, wow, touch yourself!"

As a result, Liu Yan's secret card suddenly lit up, and when she got connected, a sentence came from the other side:

"Did that crow's mouth of Yang Dilei come to our holy land? Take him away quickly, and say that you will send a batch of elixir to the holy land of Huang Yuan, and don't let him come to our place to cause trouble."

Liu Yan turned her head and glanced at the expressionless Yang Dilei next to her. The Lord heard this, so embarrassing!
"By the way, remember to pretend to be a little bit, expressing that although we really want to keep him, we have to let him go."

. . . . .

Yang Dilei chuckled, since you are so reluctant to part with me, then I really won't leave.

Liu Yan hung up the secret card and looked at Yang Dilei in embarrassment, not knowing what to say.

I can't say it, you've exposed it all, what else can I say.

"Young Master Yang, did you hear that?" Liu Yan tentatively said to Yang Dilei.

"If my ears are fine, then I should have heard everything." Yang Dilei still said with a smile.

"Also, since you are so reluctant to part with me, then I won't leave unless the sky falls!"

As soon as these words were finished, everyone felt their eyes go dark.The sky suddenly turned dark.

(End of this chapter)