I'm really not a crow's mouth
Chapter 33 Luminous Night Clothes
Chapter 33 Luminous Night Clothes
"As the old saying goes, do it yourself to have enough food and clothing. At this critical time, you have to rely on yourself."
Yang Dilei closed the door gently, and was about to have a live-action Thunder Fighter, when he felt a strong wind blowing from behind.
His shoulders sank suddenly, and he turned around vigorously with his feet and swiped his head back, his hands felt soft and smooth.
Looking at Ling Xiaoxiao who was frowning and whimpering in pain, Yang Dilei was speechless for a while.
What kind of plane are you doing? Didn’t you see that my fighter jet has entered a combat state? What if you accidentally hurt you?
"Miss Ling, did you go to the wrong room? Your room is next door."
Ling Xiaoxiao shook her head lightly, then looked at Yang Dilei seriously, her big eyes flickering, full of innocence.
"I'll attack you at night."
hiss!Yang Dilei shivered and felt goosebumps all over his body.Please don't say such evil words with this look, will you?
This kind of cute contrast is going to make him explode, who can resist it!
But looking at Miss Ling's appearance, she has no idea what night attack means.
God damn it, a night attack is a sneak attack at night, who on earth is so misleading.
"Miss Ling, the meaning of Night Attack is not what you think. Who told you this?"
Hearing Yang Dilei's words, Ling Xiaoxiao felt a little embarrassed, her face turned slightly red.It turns out I made a mistake. It's so embarrassing.
"It was Xiaoji who told me that he also wanted to attack you at night and wanted to be 0, but I don't know what that means."
Ling Xiaoxiao said in a weak mosquito voice, her voice was so pleasant, but what she said made Yang Dilei feel extremely cold.
Damn little machine, I never thought that I treat you like a brother, but you want to sleep with me.
You still want to be 0, are you worthy of your name?
You are really good at pretending, kid. Seeing you smiling so happily when you went to Yingchun Building, I believe it!
"Miss Ling, let me teach you the correct way to attack at night. Come on, take off your clothes first."
Ling Xiaoxiao's face turned red all of a sudden, then she quickly stepped back and waved her hands: "Young Master Yang, isn't this too fast?"
Yang Dilei was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized, and looked at Ling Xiaoxiao with a smirk on his face.I didn't expect you, Bai Lianhua, to be worse than me.
So the two stayed in the room for about a quarter of an hour, and then sneaked out.
It would be estimated that Xuanji and the others have already entered the main drama, and now go give them some surprises, which will definitely make them want to die.
Ling Xiaoxiao looked at the night clothes on her body, then stared at Yang Dilei with big eyes in doubt and asked: "Young Master Yang, is there any difference between this and my original clothes?"
"Of course, this dress has one more button than the one you just had, and there is the most important point..."
Seeing Ling Xiaoxiao listening attentively, Yang Dilei quietly approached her, and said in her ear with a mysterious face: "It's luminous!"
Yang Dilei stretched out his arms under the moonlight, and the sleeves of his clothes immediately lit up with colorful lights, which looked extremely gorgeous.
"How about it, isn't it particularly cool?!"
Ling Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Dilei's smug face, and then weakly raised her own question: "But shouldn't the night clothes weaken the sense of existence?"
The expression on Yang Dilei's face suddenly froze, and then he remembered what the boss who sold it to him said to him.
"We've nerfed it's concealment, but we've added a new glow effect to it, which makes it look even cooler!"
Ma Dan, I was completely taken by this cool light effect at the time, I forgot about it!
"Young Master Yang, do we really want to attack Xiaoji at night? Isn't this not very good." Ling Xiaoxiao showed hesitation.
Hearing Ling Xiaoxiao's words, Yang Dilei explained to Ling Xiaoxiao solemnly:
"I'm also thinking about his body, you don't want Xiaoji to turn into a caterpillar, do you?"
When Ling Xiaoxiao heard this, the hesitation on her face quickly faded, and was replaced by a firm look.
As the seventh elder of Orange Heaven Holy Land, she has an obligation to care about the health of the Holy Son.It's all for his own good.
Yang Dilei lit up a fireball with his left hand, and threw it into a window on the third floor.
This is the mysterious room he had heard before. They reserved the room.
The fireball directly smashed through the window and flew in. Yang Dilei could vaguely hear exclamations and curses from inside.
Then three figures rushed out from the window, and Chen Yan cursed while holding his trousers in one hand:
"Which vile smoker set the fire indiscriminately, everyone is an arsonist with a heart, are you a prostitution arsonist?"
Shen Long's expression on the side was also very ugly, just now the ball of fire rushed in and went towards him, so frightened that he slid out by himself.
Xuanji looked the calmest among the three of them, and they were all dressed neatly.
At this time, he was very grateful, fortunately I was done in three seconds, otherwise I would have been frightened into impotence?
Yang Dilei directly took Ling Xiaoxiao's hand and flew towards the distance at high speed. It was time to retreat after success.
I'm doing this for your own good, otherwise, if you are too indulgent and you pee bifurcated at a young age, you will be laughed at when you go to the bathroom outside.
Xuanji in the air wiped his eyes vigorously, could it be that I performed supernormally today and had a hallucination?
Why is there a rainbow at night?
He poked Shen Long and Chen Yan on both sides with his arms, and said in a suspicious tone: "Do you see one rainbow, no, there are two."
Chen Yan, who was cursing, was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Xuanji with crazy eyes.
"I just thought your kidneys weren't working, but I didn't expect your eyes to be working either. Can there be a rainbow at night? You're a liar..."
Chen Yan stared blankly at the front with his mouth wide open, swallowing the rest of the words directly into his stomach.
There really are two rainbows!
Shen Long also rubbed his eyes suspiciously, looking at the two rainbows across the sky, speechless.
Seeing this, Xuanji breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to the two:
"Although I don't know if we had hallucinations at the same time, but this at least proves one thing."
Both Chen Yan and Shen Long looked at Xuanji in doubt, what could this prove?
"None of us are colorblind."
. . . . . .
The two are speechless, is your focus wrong?
The three of them had no intention of continuing, so they had to go back to the inn.
Yang Dilei rushed back to the inn with Ling Xiaoxiao first, and then went back to his room to pretend he was still practicing.
When Xuanji and the others came back and saw what happened, they felt a sense of guilt.
Yang Dilei is obviously so strong, but he is still working hard to practice. What reason do they have for not working hard!
The three of them didn't sleep anymore, they all sat cross-legged on the spot and began to practice.
Yang Dilei is dumbfounded now, everyone is not sleeping, I can't lie down and sleep by myself.
So the four of them sat like that all night, and when Yang Dilei woke up the next day, he felt his back was sore and cramped.
Why is it that other people are full of energy after practicing for a night, but they are even more tired when they come to me?
Could it be the reason why I fell asleep while sitting up?
(End of this chapter)
"As the old saying goes, do it yourself to have enough food and clothing. At this critical time, you have to rely on yourself."
Yang Dilei closed the door gently, and was about to have a live-action Thunder Fighter, when he felt a strong wind blowing from behind.
His shoulders sank suddenly, and he turned around vigorously with his feet and swiped his head back, his hands felt soft and smooth.
Looking at Ling Xiaoxiao who was frowning and whimpering in pain, Yang Dilei was speechless for a while.
What kind of plane are you doing? Didn’t you see that my fighter jet has entered a combat state? What if you accidentally hurt you?
"Miss Ling, did you go to the wrong room? Your room is next door."
Ling Xiaoxiao shook her head lightly, then looked at Yang Dilei seriously, her big eyes flickering, full of innocence.
"I'll attack you at night."
hiss!Yang Dilei shivered and felt goosebumps all over his body.Please don't say such evil words with this look, will you?
This kind of cute contrast is going to make him explode, who can resist it!
But looking at Miss Ling's appearance, she has no idea what night attack means.
God damn it, a night attack is a sneak attack at night, who on earth is so misleading.
"Miss Ling, the meaning of Night Attack is not what you think. Who told you this?"
Hearing Yang Dilei's words, Ling Xiaoxiao felt a little embarrassed, her face turned slightly red.It turns out I made a mistake. It's so embarrassing.
"It was Xiaoji who told me that he also wanted to attack you at night and wanted to be 0, but I don't know what that means."
Ling Xiaoxiao said in a weak mosquito voice, her voice was so pleasant, but what she said made Yang Dilei feel extremely cold.
Damn little machine, I never thought that I treat you like a brother, but you want to sleep with me.
You still want to be 0, are you worthy of your name?
You are really good at pretending, kid. Seeing you smiling so happily when you went to Yingchun Building, I believe it!
"Miss Ling, let me teach you the correct way to attack at night. Come on, take off your clothes first."
Ling Xiaoxiao's face turned red all of a sudden, then she quickly stepped back and waved her hands: "Young Master Yang, isn't this too fast?"
Yang Dilei was taken aback for a moment, then suddenly realized, and looked at Ling Xiaoxiao with a smirk on his face.I didn't expect you, Bai Lianhua, to be worse than me.
So the two stayed in the room for about a quarter of an hour, and then sneaked out.
It would be estimated that Xuanji and the others have already entered the main drama, and now go give them some surprises, which will definitely make them want to die.
Ling Xiaoxiao looked at the night clothes on her body, then stared at Yang Dilei with big eyes in doubt and asked: "Young Master Yang, is there any difference between this and my original clothes?"
"Of course, this dress has one more button than the one you just had, and there is the most important point..."
Seeing Ling Xiaoxiao listening attentively, Yang Dilei quietly approached her, and said in her ear with a mysterious face: "It's luminous!"
Yang Dilei stretched out his arms under the moonlight, and the sleeves of his clothes immediately lit up with colorful lights, which looked extremely gorgeous.
"How about it, isn't it particularly cool?!"
Ling Xiaoxiao looked at Yang Dilei's smug face, and then weakly raised her own question: "But shouldn't the night clothes weaken the sense of existence?"
The expression on Yang Dilei's face suddenly froze, and then he remembered what the boss who sold it to him said to him.
"We've nerfed it's concealment, but we've added a new glow effect to it, which makes it look even cooler!"
Ma Dan, I was completely taken by this cool light effect at the time, I forgot about it!
"Young Master Yang, do we really want to attack Xiaoji at night? Isn't this not very good." Ling Xiaoxiao showed hesitation.
Hearing Ling Xiaoxiao's words, Yang Dilei explained to Ling Xiaoxiao solemnly:
"I'm also thinking about his body, you don't want Xiaoji to turn into a caterpillar, do you?"
When Ling Xiaoxiao heard this, the hesitation on her face quickly faded, and was replaced by a firm look.
As the seventh elder of Orange Heaven Holy Land, she has an obligation to care about the health of the Holy Son.It's all for his own good.
Yang Dilei lit up a fireball with his left hand, and threw it into a window on the third floor.
This is the mysterious room he had heard before. They reserved the room.
The fireball directly smashed through the window and flew in. Yang Dilei could vaguely hear exclamations and curses from inside.
Then three figures rushed out from the window, and Chen Yan cursed while holding his trousers in one hand:
"Which vile smoker set the fire indiscriminately, everyone is an arsonist with a heart, are you a prostitution arsonist?"
Shen Long's expression on the side was also very ugly, just now the ball of fire rushed in and went towards him, so frightened that he slid out by himself.
Xuanji looked the calmest among the three of them, and they were all dressed neatly.
At this time, he was very grateful, fortunately I was done in three seconds, otherwise I would have been frightened into impotence?
Yang Dilei directly took Ling Xiaoxiao's hand and flew towards the distance at high speed. It was time to retreat after success.
I'm doing this for your own good, otherwise, if you are too indulgent and you pee bifurcated at a young age, you will be laughed at when you go to the bathroom outside.
Xuanji in the air wiped his eyes vigorously, could it be that I performed supernormally today and had a hallucination?
Why is there a rainbow at night?
He poked Shen Long and Chen Yan on both sides with his arms, and said in a suspicious tone: "Do you see one rainbow, no, there are two."
Chen Yan, who was cursing, was stunned for a moment, and then looked at Xuanji with crazy eyes.
"I just thought your kidneys weren't working, but I didn't expect your eyes to be working either. Can there be a rainbow at night? You're a liar..."
Chen Yan stared blankly at the front with his mouth wide open, swallowing the rest of the words directly into his stomach.
There really are two rainbows!
Shen Long also rubbed his eyes suspiciously, looking at the two rainbows across the sky, speechless.
Seeing this, Xuanji breathed a sigh of relief, and then said to the two:
"Although I don't know if we had hallucinations at the same time, but this at least proves one thing."
Both Chen Yan and Shen Long looked at Xuanji in doubt, what could this prove?
"None of us are colorblind."
. . . . . .
The two are speechless, is your focus wrong?
The three of them had no intention of continuing, so they had to go back to the inn.
Yang Dilei rushed back to the inn with Ling Xiaoxiao first, and then went back to his room to pretend he was still practicing.
When Xuanji and the others came back and saw what happened, they felt a sense of guilt.
Yang Dilei is obviously so strong, but he is still working hard to practice. What reason do they have for not working hard!
The three of them didn't sleep anymore, they all sat cross-legged on the spot and began to practice.
Yang Dilei is dumbfounded now, everyone is not sleeping, I can't lie down and sleep by myself.
So the four of them sat like that all night, and when Yang Dilei woke up the next day, he felt his back was sore and cramped.
Why is it that other people are full of energy after practicing for a night, but they are even more tired when they come to me?
Could it be the reason why I fell asleep while sitting up?
(End of this chapter)
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