I'm really not a crow's mouth
Chapter 26 I'm Just Running
Chapter 26 I'm Just Running
The elder looked anxious and his clothes were disheveled. It seemed that he got up in a hurry and rushed over.
Seeing that King Huoling was also present, the elder first nodded to King Huoling, which was a sign of respect for others.
In fact, the main reason is that although the Fire Spirit King has no position, his status is much higher than that of the little elder.
If the Fire Spirit King is not so strong, you can just see if I am a dick or not, and you will be done.
Seeing everyone looking at each other in blank dismay, but no one spoke, the elder suddenly became anxious: "Don't you all have eyes? Didn't you see what happened just now?"
It's really that everyone doesn't know how to speak, the Fire Spirit King of his own family, a powerful man at the peak of the God Transformation Realm, has signed a contract with an outsider.
It's like the child bride-in-law of my own family. After so many years of raising her, she finally became a peerless beauty, but she eloped with a passing hat seller.
There was only a pile of hats left on the ground, still green.
Seeing that no one spoke, the Fire Spirit King had no choice but to explain: "I signed a contract with Mr. Yang and will follow him from now on."
A mouthful of phlegm stuck in the elder's throat, and he was unable to speak.
This really killed him. The Fire Spirit King ran away with others, and he, the elder, has done his best.
The elder hurriedly coughed vigorously, spit out the phlegm, and then waved his hands repeatedly at King Huo Ling.
"Don't worry, I need to ask the Holy Master for such a big matter."
With a trembling right hand, he took out the Tianji card from his pocket, and then dialed the contact number whose note was "squat ass".
The call was quickly connected, and there was a rush of panting, accompanied by the humming sound of Lord Chixiao.
. . . .
I seem to have chosen the wrong time, and it's over now.
The elder looked sad, and then tentatively asked Holy Lord Chixiao: "Holy Lord, are you convenient now?"
The voice of Lord Chixiao came: "It is not convenient for the time being."
Now the elder's face became even uglier, and he really hit the gun!He didn't even know how to answer the conversation.
"You came to me just to ask me if it's convenient?"
Seeing that there was no sound on the other side, Holy Lord Chi Xiao suddenly spoke out in doubt.
Um?Is this convenient?
The elder breathed a sigh of relief, but still asked in doubt, "Holy Master, what are you doing?"
"I'm running. If you have anything to say, please tell me. I'm very busy."
The elder is completely relieved now, because the last time he called his wife, she was running like this.
"The King of Fire Spirit has concluded a contract, so I will report to you."
A burst of laughter came, and Holy Lord Chixiao said loudly:
"I knew that kid Chen Yan would definitely succeed. It's not in vain for me to expend so much energy to keep King Huoling."
Chen Yan blushed immediately upon hearing the words, and lowered his head in shame.
This is simply a public execution.
"It's not Shengzi Chen Yan."
The elder's voice was trembling a little, and he had an intuition that something bad would happen if he said that name.
But stretching out his head was a slash, and shrinking his head was a slash, so he simply smashed the can and slammed it, and went straight to the showdown.
"It's Yang Dilei."
Suddenly there was no sound from the Tianji card, all the sounds disappeared, even the sound of breathing was inaudible.
Just ten seconds later, the distant sky completely turned fiery red, and red clouds billowed towards this side.
"Shuzi, dare you, you are too deceitful!"
The voice of Holy Lord Chixiao came from the red cloud, and it sounded like thunder. Everyone felt that their chests were shaking and their ears were buzzing.
Seeing this, the Fire Spirit King stepped away. At this time, it is enough to eat melons quietly from the sidelines.
Lord Akasaka is coming menacingly, as a weak you, at this time:
1. Ask Lord Chixiao if his butt still hurts. (Experience +1500, Chixiao Holy Land does not pass the secret method of flames)
2. Of course -
A: Pat the Lord Chixiao on the shoulder, and say to him: The world is dangerous and everything is impermanent, so be careful.
(Experience +1000, a mid-level earth-level fire control skill)
B: Tell him: Look, you're hot!
(experience value +200, reward the power of fire element control)
C: Use Millennium Kill on Lord Chixiao to help him cure hemorrhoids.
(Experience +2000, this is the personal experience of a body master named Sanwa, it is said that the effect is remarkable. Reward Ma Yinglong with a tube of hemorrhoid ointment)
Is there even a question?Yang Dilei now has a thorough understanding of the system, and he can find out where there is a mole!
Option 1 is skipped without looking at it, I choose B for this question!no doubt!
Yang Dilei looked at the Chixiao Holy Master who flew over at a high speed, and said slowly: "Look, you're on fire!"
Holy Lord Chixiao felt something bad the moment Yang Dilei opened his mouth.As one of the first victims, he was extremely impressed.
Before he could react, the red cloud surrounding him suddenly rolled uncontrollably, and the temperature was getting higher and higher, evaporating the sweat from the running of the Lord Chixiao just now.
Even if he tried his best, he still couldn't control Hong Yun. Hong Yun rolled more and more violently, and finally swallowed him.
Seeing the tumbling red clouds in the sky and the looming Burning Man, everyone except Yang Dilei gasped in unison.
hiss!The crow's mouth is terrifying!
When the red cloud gradually dissipated, the appearance of the Lord Chixiao was revealed, and the whole person turned into a marinated egg.
The hair, eyebrows and beard are all gone, but I don't know if other places are so clean.
Moreover, the clothes of Holy Lord Chi Xiao are not the same as before, but changed to another one.
Yang Dilei couldn't help sighing, if they all had this speed of changing clothes, then there would never be perverts peeping in the women's dressing room again.
Because I can't see anything.
King Huoling looked at Yang Dilei dully, is this your real strength?
As soon as the words were spoken, the Holy Lord was burned.
This simply broke through his cognition, and he was convinced that Yang Dilei was definitely not human.
This is not something that humans can do!
The King of Fire Spirit changed directly from a human form to a real lion. I am no longer a human being, Yang Dilei!
Holy Lord Chi Xiao slowly landed from the sky, his face expressionless, but his legs still shook after landing.
Because there is a famous Cantonese dish below.
Yang Dilei looked at Holy Master Chixiao apologetically, he didn't expect the fire to be so fierce, and he directly became a monk for Holy Lord Chixiao.
The eyes of Lord Chi Xiao were full of complex expressions. If possible, he really wanted to slap Yang Dilei to death.
Because of him, he has become the laughing stock of the world.
Every time someone mentions Yang Dilei, they will say: It is the god with the crow's mouth that made the Lord Chi Xiao squat down and vomit blood.
This made him feel ashamed and humiliated, and he wished he could distribute leaflets to people all over the world.
Tell them that I had a problem with my practice that day, not because of Yang Dilei's curse.
But the plan died on the first day because he couldn't read.
You want to ask him how he can practice cheats if he can't read?
Nonsense, of course, look at the illustrations.
As a master of education, his first order is that all cheat books must be equipped with illustrations.
The Holy Lord Chixiao stood face to face with Yang Dilei, and finally said slowly: "Take one trick from me, and I can forget about the rest."
(End of this chapter)
The elder looked anxious and his clothes were disheveled. It seemed that he got up in a hurry and rushed over.
Seeing that King Huoling was also present, the elder first nodded to King Huoling, which was a sign of respect for others.
In fact, the main reason is that although the Fire Spirit King has no position, his status is much higher than that of the little elder.
If the Fire Spirit King is not so strong, you can just see if I am a dick or not, and you will be done.
Seeing everyone looking at each other in blank dismay, but no one spoke, the elder suddenly became anxious: "Don't you all have eyes? Didn't you see what happened just now?"
It's really that everyone doesn't know how to speak, the Fire Spirit King of his own family, a powerful man at the peak of the God Transformation Realm, has signed a contract with an outsider.
It's like the child bride-in-law of my own family. After so many years of raising her, she finally became a peerless beauty, but she eloped with a passing hat seller.
There was only a pile of hats left on the ground, still green.
Seeing that no one spoke, the Fire Spirit King had no choice but to explain: "I signed a contract with Mr. Yang and will follow him from now on."
A mouthful of phlegm stuck in the elder's throat, and he was unable to speak.
This really killed him. The Fire Spirit King ran away with others, and he, the elder, has done his best.
The elder hurriedly coughed vigorously, spit out the phlegm, and then waved his hands repeatedly at King Huo Ling.
"Don't worry, I need to ask the Holy Master for such a big matter."
With a trembling right hand, he took out the Tianji card from his pocket, and then dialed the contact number whose note was "squat ass".
The call was quickly connected, and there was a rush of panting, accompanied by the humming sound of Lord Chixiao.
. . . .
I seem to have chosen the wrong time, and it's over now.
The elder looked sad, and then tentatively asked Holy Lord Chixiao: "Holy Lord, are you convenient now?"
The voice of Lord Chixiao came: "It is not convenient for the time being."
Now the elder's face became even uglier, and he really hit the gun!He didn't even know how to answer the conversation.
"You came to me just to ask me if it's convenient?"
Seeing that there was no sound on the other side, Holy Lord Chi Xiao suddenly spoke out in doubt.
Um?Is this convenient?
The elder breathed a sigh of relief, but still asked in doubt, "Holy Master, what are you doing?"
"I'm running. If you have anything to say, please tell me. I'm very busy."
The elder is completely relieved now, because the last time he called his wife, she was running like this.
"The King of Fire Spirit has concluded a contract, so I will report to you."
A burst of laughter came, and Holy Lord Chixiao said loudly:
"I knew that kid Chen Yan would definitely succeed. It's not in vain for me to expend so much energy to keep King Huoling."
Chen Yan blushed immediately upon hearing the words, and lowered his head in shame.
This is simply a public execution.
"It's not Shengzi Chen Yan."
The elder's voice was trembling a little, and he had an intuition that something bad would happen if he said that name.
But stretching out his head was a slash, and shrinking his head was a slash, so he simply smashed the can and slammed it, and went straight to the showdown.
"It's Yang Dilei."
Suddenly there was no sound from the Tianji card, all the sounds disappeared, even the sound of breathing was inaudible.
Just ten seconds later, the distant sky completely turned fiery red, and red clouds billowed towards this side.
"Shuzi, dare you, you are too deceitful!"
The voice of Holy Lord Chixiao came from the red cloud, and it sounded like thunder. Everyone felt that their chests were shaking and their ears were buzzing.
Seeing this, the Fire Spirit King stepped away. At this time, it is enough to eat melons quietly from the sidelines.
Lord Akasaka is coming menacingly, as a weak you, at this time:
1. Ask Lord Chixiao if his butt still hurts. (Experience +1500, Chixiao Holy Land does not pass the secret method of flames)
2. Of course -
A: Pat the Lord Chixiao on the shoulder, and say to him: The world is dangerous and everything is impermanent, so be careful.
(Experience +1000, a mid-level earth-level fire control skill)
B: Tell him: Look, you're hot!
(experience value +200, reward the power of fire element control)
C: Use Millennium Kill on Lord Chixiao to help him cure hemorrhoids.
(Experience +2000, this is the personal experience of a body master named Sanwa, it is said that the effect is remarkable. Reward Ma Yinglong with a tube of hemorrhoid ointment)
Is there even a question?Yang Dilei now has a thorough understanding of the system, and he can find out where there is a mole!
Option 1 is skipped without looking at it, I choose B for this question!no doubt!
Yang Dilei looked at the Chixiao Holy Master who flew over at a high speed, and said slowly: "Look, you're on fire!"
Holy Lord Chixiao felt something bad the moment Yang Dilei opened his mouth.As one of the first victims, he was extremely impressed.
Before he could react, the red cloud surrounding him suddenly rolled uncontrollably, and the temperature was getting higher and higher, evaporating the sweat from the running of the Lord Chixiao just now.
Even if he tried his best, he still couldn't control Hong Yun. Hong Yun rolled more and more violently, and finally swallowed him.
Seeing the tumbling red clouds in the sky and the looming Burning Man, everyone except Yang Dilei gasped in unison.
hiss!The crow's mouth is terrifying!
When the red cloud gradually dissipated, the appearance of the Lord Chixiao was revealed, and the whole person turned into a marinated egg.
The hair, eyebrows and beard are all gone, but I don't know if other places are so clean.
Moreover, the clothes of Holy Lord Chi Xiao are not the same as before, but changed to another one.
Yang Dilei couldn't help sighing, if they all had this speed of changing clothes, then there would never be perverts peeping in the women's dressing room again.
Because I can't see anything.
King Huoling looked at Yang Dilei dully, is this your real strength?
As soon as the words were spoken, the Holy Lord was burned.
This simply broke through his cognition, and he was convinced that Yang Dilei was definitely not human.
This is not something that humans can do!
The King of Fire Spirit changed directly from a human form to a real lion. I am no longer a human being, Yang Dilei!
Holy Lord Chi Xiao slowly landed from the sky, his face expressionless, but his legs still shook after landing.
Because there is a famous Cantonese dish below.
Yang Dilei looked at Holy Master Chixiao apologetically, he didn't expect the fire to be so fierce, and he directly became a monk for Holy Lord Chixiao.
The eyes of Lord Chi Xiao were full of complex expressions. If possible, he really wanted to slap Yang Dilei to death.
Because of him, he has become the laughing stock of the world.
Every time someone mentions Yang Dilei, they will say: It is the god with the crow's mouth that made the Lord Chi Xiao squat down and vomit blood.
This made him feel ashamed and humiliated, and he wished he could distribute leaflets to people all over the world.
Tell them that I had a problem with my practice that day, not because of Yang Dilei's curse.
But the plan died on the first day because he couldn't read.
You want to ask him how he can practice cheats if he can't read?
Nonsense, of course, look at the illustrations.
As a master of education, his first order is that all cheat books must be equipped with illustrations.
The Holy Lord Chixiao stood face to face with Yang Dilei, and finally said slowly: "Take one trick from me, and I can forget about the rest."
(End of this chapter)
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