This ninja is not Naruto
Chapter 246 Old Man: I'm Too Miserable
Chapter 246 Old Man: I'm Too Miserable
"Hey! Old man, are you the person who issued the mission?"
Holding the scroll, Hong Dou stood in front of a collapsing house on the outermost edge of Zhuangzi, and shouted to the old man who was washing vegetables: "We are ninjas from Konoha, here to complete the task you entrusted."
The old man with gray hair slowly stood up while leaning on a cane.The folds of the old man's face trembled slightly, his goatee was dirty, his eyes were dim and he walked over tremblingly.
The old man said: "What did you say? The old man is deaf and can't hear!"
"Are you the task issuer?"
After shouting at the top of his lungs, Hongdou coughed twice.
The old man listened to it sideways and said, "Who?"
Hongdou blushed and shouted thickly, "The task issuer."
The old man stretched his neck and shouted: "The old man doesn't know any cloth people."
Hongdou blushed and was about to shout again, but Zi grabbed Hongdou's clothes and said, "I'll do it."
With a choking sound, Zi pulled out the Binglun Wan, and walked towards the old man step by step with a malicious expression on his face.
The old man's pupils contracted slightly for a moment, then immediately returned to normal, and asked tremblingly, "Who are you looking for?"
brush!
Zi appeared behind him, with a knife resting on his neck.The cold knife light was slightly chilly, which made the old man's hair stand on end and tremble all over!
Zi whispered behind him: "It's you!"
Jia Wu complained in the dark: "Is it really okay for the boss to let this woman with big breasts and no brains lead the team?"
Jialiu said: "The leader of the team is the idiot Obito."
Jiawu continued to complain: "How many years has it been? As soon as I hear about that person, the fool will chase after him!"
Jialiu also said with emotion: "Yes, they should be together."
At this moment, Zi moved the Binglun Pill slightly, and a drop of blood dropped from the old man's neck.The old man nodded with cold sweat on his face and said: "It's me, I sent the mission. You are Konoha's ninja-sama, please slow down, the old man's neck is soft and cannot be cut."
Jia Wu said: "Miss really has the demeanor of the Shimura family, she is planning to kill the publisher and ransack the house!"
Jialiu said: "Hey, be careful, we haven't paid off our mortgage yet!"
"Let go of my grandpa, let go of my grandpa!"
A child less than one meter pounced on him, grabbing Zi's arm and about to bite him.
Zi shook the child back with a shake of his hand.
If you bite into it, it will turn into a meat ball on the spot.
Zi gave the obs who were next to him a look, and they chatted awkwardly as if they had just woken up from a dream: "Damn it, you dare to lie to me and beat you to death."
Then he grabbed the old man and the child and ran away.
Zi looked at his departing teammates with a black face, and couldn't help murmuring: "You're so stupid!"
When they arrived in a forest, they let go of the desperately struggling old man and child. Hong Dou asked again: "Are you the task issuer?"
The old man trembled, hugged the child and said tremblingly, "It's me, it's me."
The purple brush appeared on the scene with a gust of wind and said: "Tell me, what's going on!"
The old man sat down on the ground and said: "The old man is 68 this year, and he once had three sons and two daughters.
The family has two acres and seven acres of Susukida, and their life is decent.
After the war, the eldest son wanted to get ahead, so he ran to Konoha, wanting to become a ninja.
How could this ninja be so easy to be, he went and never came back. "
Zi squinted his eyes, and just about to interrupt the old man's chatter, Hongdou stopped him with his eyes, Hongdou frowned slightly and said, "What does that have to do with this mission?"
The old man coughed twice and said, "It does. It does. Listen to the old man."
The old man wiped the cold sweat off his face, coughed twice and continued:
"Later, the second child said he wanted to find his elder brother, so he also ran to Konoha, but he didn't come back either.
But later, a man in black brought two cards, saying that the boss and the second child were gone, so they kept these two cards, and took them to find Konoha if there was any difficulty. "
The old man took out a forehead protector and rubbed it lightly, saying: "Later, the third child grew up, and the old man refused to let him go. When he was very young, he told the third child a daughter-in-law.
But then there was another big battle, and the third child was arrested and made a warrior, leaving behind the old man, his daughter-in-law and the little Taozi who was still in his stomach.
This time, I can't even come back with a card. "
As the old man talked, his eyes turned red, and the big guy felt uncomfortable when he heard it. He was originally a perverted family, but now he is almost dead.
The old man wiped his tears and said: "My daughter-in-law is very filial, she has to do dirty and tiring work at home, and finally brought up the child. Seeing that the child can help with the work, the bandits who killed a thousand knives came and robbed the child." They took away the leftover food from the family, harmed the crops, and robbed the daughter-in-law."
The old man rubbed the corners of his eyes while talking, the child in the old man's arms secretly looked at the boys and girls with red eyes outside.
The old man handed out Konoha's forehead protector to Hongdou, and continued tremblingly: "The old man secretly took the card to find Konoha's ninja-sama.
The Fifth Hokage promised the old man to send someone to help the old man solve the problem, but the old man waited for a long time but no one came.
Later, the bandits came again, saying that they repelled the ninja adults, and then set fire to the entire land of Zhuangzi.
Now that taxes are about to be collected, people in this village without crops will not be able to survive.
If Zhuangzi knew that the old man had convened the bandits to burn the land, the old man would have no way out.
The old man is old and not afraid of death, but Xiao Taozi is too young.If the old man dies, the child cannot survive. "
Hong Dou took the forehead guard and looked it over and over several times, then looked at it himself and endured the numbering.Frowning slightly, he opened the mission scroll and looked at it carefully before saying, "Where are the bandits, do you know?"
The old man shook his head vigorously and said, "I don't know, I don't know! But every time they come from the west."
Rubbing her chin, Zi asked, "How many people are there?"
The old man sighed and said, "Twenty or so, that's all the old man has seen!"
Hong Dou patted the old man's shoulder and said, "You go home and wait, I will help you get back your daughter-in-law and kill those bandits."
Jiawu couldn't help but said: "It's really okay for them to do this, why do I feel that something is not right!"
Jialiu gritted his teeth and said, "What's the matter? Since Huang Tu went crazy, the population of the entire ninja world has decreased by [-]%. It's normal!"
After Hongdou and the others let go of the old man and the child, they rushed towards the Red Ridge Mountain in the west.
Red Ridge Mountain is more than [-] meters high. On both sides of the mountain, there are many trees and wild animals, but the top of the mountain is red and bare, and there is no grass.
This place is also called Blood Poison Mountain. The reason is that anyone who stays on the top of the mountain for a long time will suffer from a blood disease.If you stay for a long time, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, hematemesis and other problems will follow.
A few children headed towards Chiji Mountain with foolish expressions of anger, especially Sakura and Jirobo. After hearing the old man's words, their faces turned blue and veins bulged, and their bodies were full of evil spirits. They seemed to be on the verge of eruption.
(End of this chapter)
"Hey! Old man, are you the person who issued the mission?"
Holding the scroll, Hong Dou stood in front of a collapsing house on the outermost edge of Zhuangzi, and shouted to the old man who was washing vegetables: "We are ninjas from Konoha, here to complete the task you entrusted."
The old man with gray hair slowly stood up while leaning on a cane.The folds of the old man's face trembled slightly, his goatee was dirty, his eyes were dim and he walked over tremblingly.
The old man said: "What did you say? The old man is deaf and can't hear!"
"Are you the task issuer?"
After shouting at the top of his lungs, Hongdou coughed twice.
The old man listened to it sideways and said, "Who?"
Hongdou blushed and shouted thickly, "The task issuer."
The old man stretched his neck and shouted: "The old man doesn't know any cloth people."
Hongdou blushed and was about to shout again, but Zi grabbed Hongdou's clothes and said, "I'll do it."
With a choking sound, Zi pulled out the Binglun Wan, and walked towards the old man step by step with a malicious expression on his face.
The old man's pupils contracted slightly for a moment, then immediately returned to normal, and asked tremblingly, "Who are you looking for?"
brush!
Zi appeared behind him, with a knife resting on his neck.The cold knife light was slightly chilly, which made the old man's hair stand on end and tremble all over!
Zi whispered behind him: "It's you!"
Jia Wu complained in the dark: "Is it really okay for the boss to let this woman with big breasts and no brains lead the team?"
Jialiu said: "The leader of the team is the idiot Obito."
Jiawu continued to complain: "How many years has it been? As soon as I hear about that person, the fool will chase after him!"
Jialiu also said with emotion: "Yes, they should be together."
At this moment, Zi moved the Binglun Pill slightly, and a drop of blood dropped from the old man's neck.The old man nodded with cold sweat on his face and said: "It's me, I sent the mission. You are Konoha's ninja-sama, please slow down, the old man's neck is soft and cannot be cut."
Jia Wu said: "Miss really has the demeanor of the Shimura family, she is planning to kill the publisher and ransack the house!"
Jialiu said: "Hey, be careful, we haven't paid off our mortgage yet!"
"Let go of my grandpa, let go of my grandpa!"
A child less than one meter pounced on him, grabbing Zi's arm and about to bite him.
Zi shook the child back with a shake of his hand.
If you bite into it, it will turn into a meat ball on the spot.
Zi gave the obs who were next to him a look, and they chatted awkwardly as if they had just woken up from a dream: "Damn it, you dare to lie to me and beat you to death."
Then he grabbed the old man and the child and ran away.
Zi looked at his departing teammates with a black face, and couldn't help murmuring: "You're so stupid!"
When they arrived in a forest, they let go of the desperately struggling old man and child. Hong Dou asked again: "Are you the task issuer?"
The old man trembled, hugged the child and said tremblingly, "It's me, it's me."
The purple brush appeared on the scene with a gust of wind and said: "Tell me, what's going on!"
The old man sat down on the ground and said: "The old man is 68 this year, and he once had three sons and two daughters.
The family has two acres and seven acres of Susukida, and their life is decent.
After the war, the eldest son wanted to get ahead, so he ran to Konoha, wanting to become a ninja.
How could this ninja be so easy to be, he went and never came back. "
Zi squinted his eyes, and just about to interrupt the old man's chatter, Hongdou stopped him with his eyes, Hongdou frowned slightly and said, "What does that have to do with this mission?"
The old man coughed twice and said, "It does. It does. Listen to the old man."
The old man wiped the cold sweat off his face, coughed twice and continued:
"Later, the second child said he wanted to find his elder brother, so he also ran to Konoha, but he didn't come back either.
But later, a man in black brought two cards, saying that the boss and the second child were gone, so they kept these two cards, and took them to find Konoha if there was any difficulty. "
The old man took out a forehead protector and rubbed it lightly, saying: "Later, the third child grew up, and the old man refused to let him go. When he was very young, he told the third child a daughter-in-law.
But then there was another big battle, and the third child was arrested and made a warrior, leaving behind the old man, his daughter-in-law and the little Taozi who was still in his stomach.
This time, I can't even come back with a card. "
As the old man talked, his eyes turned red, and the big guy felt uncomfortable when he heard it. He was originally a perverted family, but now he is almost dead.
The old man wiped his tears and said: "My daughter-in-law is very filial, she has to do dirty and tiring work at home, and finally brought up the child. Seeing that the child can help with the work, the bandits who killed a thousand knives came and robbed the child." They took away the leftover food from the family, harmed the crops, and robbed the daughter-in-law."
The old man rubbed the corners of his eyes while talking, the child in the old man's arms secretly looked at the boys and girls with red eyes outside.
The old man handed out Konoha's forehead protector to Hongdou, and continued tremblingly: "The old man secretly took the card to find Konoha's ninja-sama.
The Fifth Hokage promised the old man to send someone to help the old man solve the problem, but the old man waited for a long time but no one came.
Later, the bandits came again, saying that they repelled the ninja adults, and then set fire to the entire land of Zhuangzi.
Now that taxes are about to be collected, people in this village without crops will not be able to survive.
If Zhuangzi knew that the old man had convened the bandits to burn the land, the old man would have no way out.
The old man is old and not afraid of death, but Xiao Taozi is too young.If the old man dies, the child cannot survive. "
Hong Dou took the forehead guard and looked it over and over several times, then looked at it himself and endured the numbering.Frowning slightly, he opened the mission scroll and looked at it carefully before saying, "Where are the bandits, do you know?"
The old man shook his head vigorously and said, "I don't know, I don't know! But every time they come from the west."
Rubbing her chin, Zi asked, "How many people are there?"
The old man sighed and said, "Twenty or so, that's all the old man has seen!"
Hong Dou patted the old man's shoulder and said, "You go home and wait, I will help you get back your daughter-in-law and kill those bandits."
Jiawu couldn't help but said: "It's really okay for them to do this, why do I feel that something is not right!"
Jialiu gritted his teeth and said, "What's the matter? Since Huang Tu went crazy, the population of the entire ninja world has decreased by [-]%. It's normal!"
After Hongdou and the others let go of the old man and the child, they rushed towards the Red Ridge Mountain in the west.
Red Ridge Mountain is more than [-] meters high. On both sides of the mountain, there are many trees and wild animals, but the top of the mountain is red and bare, and there is no grass.
This place is also called Blood Poison Mountain. The reason is that anyone who stays on the top of the mountain for a long time will suffer from a blood disease.If you stay for a long time, nausea, vomiting, abdominal pain, hematemesis and other problems will follow.
A few children headed towards Chiji Mountain with foolish expressions of anger, especially Sakura and Jirobo. After hearing the old man's words, their faces turned blue and veins bulged, and their bodies were full of evil spirits. They seemed to be on the verge of eruption.
(End of this chapter)
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