City god level gourmet system
Chapter 78 It Wasn't Me Back then, Could Your Wife Give You A Big Fat Boy?
Chapter 78 It Wasn't Me Back then, Could Your Wife Give You A Big Fat Boy?
However, before Ouyang Chuxue could reach the booth, a pair of young people suddenly came up from behind and took the lead.
They were wearing couple outfits, and they looked like a couple, but at this moment, both of them looked unhappy, as if they had just had a quarrel.
Ouyang Chuxue was not angry when someone took the first step, and she didn't really believe in this kind of fortune-telling, she just wanted to try it because it was fun, and now someone was ahead of her, Ouyang Chuxue thought it would be good to watch the excitement first.
So she stood aside with Su Xiaonian and looked at the couple.
"Are you good at fortune-telling?" The young husband spoke first, his voice low.
The wife beside him was sullen.
The middle-aged man who set up a fortune-telling stall looked up at the couple, then removed the sunglasses that covered his eyes.
"You..." He stared at these two people for a long time, until the young husband got a little impatient, and then continued to speak.
"Are you a couple?"
The young husband nodded.
"Your name is Xue Xue." The middle-aged fortune-teller pointed at his wife, and then at his husband. "Your name is Zhao Jun."
The wife, who was still angry at first, was a little surprised when she saw that the middle-aged man who told the fortune knew they were a couple without asking anything, and even said their names accurately.
"You want me to figure it out, is the child your own?"
The fortune-telling middle-aged man's words were like thunder on the ground, and the couple looked at each other. This time, the previous anger was gone, and they could see the surprise in each other's eyes.
"Master, you, how do you know?" Husband Zhao Jun changed his previous attitude and asked respectfully.
Ouyang Chuxue and Su Xiaonian looked at each other, this fortune teller seems to be pretty good.
However, the couple's operation is also quite sao, suspecting that the child is not their own, instead of going for a paternity test, come here to let the fortune teller count?
"You two got married. Let me do the math. It's been more than five years. At the beginning, you didn't have any children. Then about three years ago, your wife suddenly became pregnant and gave birth to a big fat boy, right?"
"That's right, master, you are a living god! To tell you the truth, I have infertility, so there's no way I could get her pregnant, but she insisted that it's mine. I said to do a paternity test, but she refused desperately. Master, tell me, is this child mine?!"
The more her husband Zhao Jun talked, the more excited he became.
The middle-aged fortune-teller patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder, beckoning him to be calm, and said, "You have infertility, so of course you can't let your wife get pregnant. If it wasn't for my help, your wife would have given birth to a fat boy." for you?"
"what?!"
Hearing this, Zhao Jun, who was originally very excited, was stunned.
"You, you..."
He pointed at the middle-aged man who told the fortune in disbelief, and looked at his wife Xue Xue with a trembling voice.
"She begged me on her own initiative, saying that she wanted a child." The fortune-teller's middle-aged man put on an innocent expression.
I don't know, I thought he was the victim.
"I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! You talk nonsense!" Xue Xue denied San Lian, and stared at the middle-aged man who told the fortune with an aggrieved expression. She never did anything wrong to her husband. Why is everyone wronging her? !
However, Zhao Jun did not believe her denial at all.
He originally thought that this true fortune-telling god would know everything without asking him anything, but now it seems that he is having an affair with his wife, otherwise how could he know everything!
"Damn it, you bitch, I knew you stole people behind my back and gave birth to a bastard!"
The more Zhao Jun thought about it, the more angry he became, he raised his hand and gave Xue Xue a mouthful.
At this time, many people had gathered around, and everyone was watching and pointing at the same time.
"This is much more interesting than watching TV dramas." Ouyang Chuxue stood next to Su Xiaonian, looking forward to the follow-up development.
"Brother, don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet." The middle-aged man who told the fortune didn't expect Zhao Jun to be so irritable, so he hurriedly explained: "Three years ago, you were found to be infertile, and your wife I found me at the time, and I prescribed some medicine for her, and you will be fine after two courses of treatment, and this is how you have a son."
"Take medicine? I haven't taken any medicine at all!" Zhao Jun recalled that in the past few years, he had never taken any medicine at all because his disease could not be cured even by a doctor.
"The medicine I prescribed can be used to make chicken soup. Your wife probably didn't tell you because she was afraid of hurting your self-esteem. Think about it." The middle-aged man who told the fortune reminded him.
Zhao Jun thought about it for a while.
Three years ago, they always drank chicken soup for a period of time, and the taste of the chicken soup was very special and weird. Later, after my wife became pregnant, they also made chicken soup a few times, but the special taste was gone.
Have you really wronged your wife?
Seeing Xue Xue's aggrieved face, coupled with the lively pointing around, Zhao Jun felt ashamed and embarrassed.
"You...why didn't you make it clear!" He blamed the fortune-telling middle-aged man very much.
His fucking Italian guns were all pulled out, and after firing the cannons, it was discovered that they were shooting friendly troops with years of revolutionary friendship. How the hell should I explain this.
"Wife, I..." Zhao Jun stood there at a loss, the misunderstanding was too big, and he didn't know how to speak.
Three years ago, Zhao Jun was diagnosed with infertility. Regular treatment was ineffective. Xue Xue searched for folk remedies everywhere, but she kept it secret because she was concerned about her husband's feelings and dignity.
Later, Zhao Jun suspected that the child was not his own, and Zhao Jun couldn't listen to Xue Xue's explanation, so he wanted to do a personal identification.
Xue Xue has a very stubborn personality, thinking that taking a paternity test is a humiliation to her, and this has evolved into today's scene.
The fortune-teller was still working as a barefoot doctor selling medicine three years ago, who would have thought of changing his career to come here for fortune-telling, Xue Xue didn't recognize him for a while.
Xue Xue, who was wronged at first, has been enduring it all the time.Now that the truth came out, her sense of grievance was overwhelming, and she burst into tears, crying so heartbroken.
"My wife, I'm sorry..." Zhao Jun didn't know what to do, he could only apologize while trying to comfort his wife.
However, Xue Xue pushed him away all of a sudden, and walked away quickly, crying loudly.
"Wife!" Seeing this, Zhao Jun hurriedly chased after her.
Seeing that there was no show to watch, the crowd gradually dispersed.
"You fortune teller, you are very bad." After watching the couple leave, Ouyang Chuxue and Su Xiaonian came to the booth.
The middle-aged man who told the fortune was a little embarrassed, and said: "I saw that his wife didn't recognize me, so I teased them. It should be that their husband and wife have such a catastrophe in their lives. If they live together, their love will be white, and the past will be... "
When the fortune teller said this, he shook his head slightly, and then he looked at Ouyang Chuxue squarely.
"Little girl, what do you want to be?"
"Since you know how to tell fortunes, then you can do the math. We are looking for you for nothing." Ouyang Chuxue smiled.
"Test me." The fortune-teller middle-aged man chuckled and pinched his fingers.
"Huh?" After pinching a few times, he suddenly froze for a moment, then put his index finger against the frame of the sunglasses again, lifted it up, looked carefully at Ouyang Chuxue, and then looked at Su Xiaonian.
"Strange, weird..."
The middle-aged fortune-teller looked at Su Xiaonian, and suddenly shuddered, followed by a slight change in his expression...
(End of this chapter)
However, before Ouyang Chuxue could reach the booth, a pair of young people suddenly came up from behind and took the lead.
They were wearing couple outfits, and they looked like a couple, but at this moment, both of them looked unhappy, as if they had just had a quarrel.
Ouyang Chuxue was not angry when someone took the first step, and she didn't really believe in this kind of fortune-telling, she just wanted to try it because it was fun, and now someone was ahead of her, Ouyang Chuxue thought it would be good to watch the excitement first.
So she stood aside with Su Xiaonian and looked at the couple.
"Are you good at fortune-telling?" The young husband spoke first, his voice low.
The wife beside him was sullen.
The middle-aged man who set up a fortune-telling stall looked up at the couple, then removed the sunglasses that covered his eyes.
"You..." He stared at these two people for a long time, until the young husband got a little impatient, and then continued to speak.
"Are you a couple?"
The young husband nodded.
"Your name is Xue Xue." The middle-aged fortune-teller pointed at his wife, and then at his husband. "Your name is Zhao Jun."
The wife, who was still angry at first, was a little surprised when she saw that the middle-aged man who told the fortune knew they were a couple without asking anything, and even said their names accurately.
"You want me to figure it out, is the child your own?"
The fortune-telling middle-aged man's words were like thunder on the ground, and the couple looked at each other. This time, the previous anger was gone, and they could see the surprise in each other's eyes.
"Master, you, how do you know?" Husband Zhao Jun changed his previous attitude and asked respectfully.
Ouyang Chuxue and Su Xiaonian looked at each other, this fortune teller seems to be pretty good.
However, the couple's operation is also quite sao, suspecting that the child is not their own, instead of going for a paternity test, come here to let the fortune teller count?
"You two got married. Let me do the math. It's been more than five years. At the beginning, you didn't have any children. Then about three years ago, your wife suddenly became pregnant and gave birth to a big fat boy, right?"
"That's right, master, you are a living god! To tell you the truth, I have infertility, so there's no way I could get her pregnant, but she insisted that it's mine. I said to do a paternity test, but she refused desperately. Master, tell me, is this child mine?!"
The more her husband Zhao Jun talked, the more excited he became.
The middle-aged fortune-teller patted Zhao Jun on the shoulder, beckoning him to be calm, and said, "You have infertility, so of course you can't let your wife get pregnant. If it wasn't for my help, your wife would have given birth to a fat boy." for you?"
"what?!"
Hearing this, Zhao Jun, who was originally very excited, was stunned.
"You, you..."
He pointed at the middle-aged man who told the fortune in disbelief, and looked at his wife Xue Xue with a trembling voice.
"She begged me on her own initiative, saying that she wanted a child." The fortune-teller's middle-aged man put on an innocent expression.
I don't know, I thought he was the victim.
"I didn't! Don't talk nonsense! You talk nonsense!" Xue Xue denied San Lian, and stared at the middle-aged man who told the fortune with an aggrieved expression. She never did anything wrong to her husband. Why is everyone wronging her? !
However, Zhao Jun did not believe her denial at all.
He originally thought that this true fortune-telling god would know everything without asking him anything, but now it seems that he is having an affair with his wife, otherwise how could he know everything!
"Damn it, you bitch, I knew you stole people behind my back and gave birth to a bastard!"
The more Zhao Jun thought about it, the more angry he became, he raised his hand and gave Xue Xue a mouthful.
At this time, many people had gathered around, and everyone was watching and pointing at the same time.
"This is much more interesting than watching TV dramas." Ouyang Chuxue stood next to Su Xiaonian, looking forward to the follow-up development.
"Brother, don't worry, I haven't finished my words yet." The middle-aged man who told the fortune didn't expect Zhao Jun to be so irritable, so he hurriedly explained: "Three years ago, you were found to be infertile, and your wife I found me at the time, and I prescribed some medicine for her, and you will be fine after two courses of treatment, and this is how you have a son."
"Take medicine? I haven't taken any medicine at all!" Zhao Jun recalled that in the past few years, he had never taken any medicine at all because his disease could not be cured even by a doctor.
"The medicine I prescribed can be used to make chicken soup. Your wife probably didn't tell you because she was afraid of hurting your self-esteem. Think about it." The middle-aged man who told the fortune reminded him.
Zhao Jun thought about it for a while.
Three years ago, they always drank chicken soup for a period of time, and the taste of the chicken soup was very special and weird. Later, after my wife became pregnant, they also made chicken soup a few times, but the special taste was gone.
Have you really wronged your wife?
Seeing Xue Xue's aggrieved face, coupled with the lively pointing around, Zhao Jun felt ashamed and embarrassed.
"You...why didn't you make it clear!" He blamed the fortune-telling middle-aged man very much.
His fucking Italian guns were all pulled out, and after firing the cannons, it was discovered that they were shooting friendly troops with years of revolutionary friendship. How the hell should I explain this.
"Wife, I..." Zhao Jun stood there at a loss, the misunderstanding was too big, and he didn't know how to speak.
Three years ago, Zhao Jun was diagnosed with infertility. Regular treatment was ineffective. Xue Xue searched for folk remedies everywhere, but she kept it secret because she was concerned about her husband's feelings and dignity.
Later, Zhao Jun suspected that the child was not his own, and Zhao Jun couldn't listen to Xue Xue's explanation, so he wanted to do a personal identification.
Xue Xue has a very stubborn personality, thinking that taking a paternity test is a humiliation to her, and this has evolved into today's scene.
The fortune-teller was still working as a barefoot doctor selling medicine three years ago, who would have thought of changing his career to come here for fortune-telling, Xue Xue didn't recognize him for a while.
Xue Xue, who was wronged at first, has been enduring it all the time.Now that the truth came out, her sense of grievance was overwhelming, and she burst into tears, crying so heartbroken.
"My wife, I'm sorry..." Zhao Jun didn't know what to do, he could only apologize while trying to comfort his wife.
However, Xue Xue pushed him away all of a sudden, and walked away quickly, crying loudly.
"Wife!" Seeing this, Zhao Jun hurriedly chased after her.
Seeing that there was no show to watch, the crowd gradually dispersed.
"You fortune teller, you are very bad." After watching the couple leave, Ouyang Chuxue and Su Xiaonian came to the booth.
The middle-aged man who told the fortune was a little embarrassed, and said: "I saw that his wife didn't recognize me, so I teased them. It should be that their husband and wife have such a catastrophe in their lives. If they live together, their love will be white, and the past will be... "
When the fortune teller said this, he shook his head slightly, and then he looked at Ouyang Chuxue squarely.
"Little girl, what do you want to be?"
"Since you know how to tell fortunes, then you can do the math. We are looking for you for nothing." Ouyang Chuxue smiled.
"Test me." The fortune-teller middle-aged man chuckled and pinched his fingers.
"Huh?" After pinching a few times, he suddenly froze for a moment, then put his index finger against the frame of the sunglasses again, lifted it up, looked carefully at Ouyang Chuxue, and then looked at Su Xiaonian.
"Strange, weird..."
The middle-aged fortune-teller looked at Su Xiaonian, and suddenly shuddered, followed by a slight change in his expression...
(End of this chapter)
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