Pirate money is king

Chapter 1 Traveling through the world of pirates.

My name is Liu Yaoli, a hardworking young man, this is not the most important thing!
All that matters is my luck!

Walking and stepping on the sky, bumping into a pole when going out, losing fireworks while going out, dropping a flowerpot on his head when going out, No.20 failed three interviews!

The reason is simple, I accidentally took off the skirt of the female boss...

But it's really not my fault!Obviously...

oh, forget it...

There is no seasoning packet for instant noodles, and no chopsticks for ordering takeaway. If you want to cook a meal, the rice cooker is broken!
Let's go out to eat out. I lost my wallet!

With this luck, it's better than winning 500 million, okay?

How can I live these days, I owe three weeks rent, I can't find a job, I only have ten yuan left in my pocket and I lost it!
Forget it, let's go shopping.

You ask me what to do when I have no money to go shopping?
Of course it smells!Although you can't eat it, you can smell it and smell it!

In this way, Liu Yaoli came to the shopping mall, and this time shopping changed his life!
hiss!
Wow, roast duck!

Wow, braised chicken!
wow sausage...

Fragrant!

The crowd panicked instantly!

Just as Liu Yaoli was about to run, a thought flashed through his mind!
If I run now, I will starve to death, so why don't I get some food!

Anyway, these things can't be sold if they are dusty. I call it thrifty!

Liu Yaoli turned around and ran into the roast duck restaurant!

the other side

A terrorist confronted JC with a remote control in his hand, and then pressed the remote control in his hand.

Liu Yaoli, who was eating roast duck, suddenly went dark.

"Fuck, who turned off the light!"

boom!
Liu Yaoli was hit by something, and flew a few meters straight to hit a refrigerator.

"I'm mud... well..."

It was the terrorist who hit him.

Just like that, a strange thing happened!
When Liu Yaoli woke up again, what came into view was the green blue sky...

Well, it should be a clear blue sky.

"Huh? Where's my roast duck?"

Liu Yaoli touched his head, it was because his head hit somewhere that he fainted.

He crossed!

He came to the world of One Piece and crossed over to a child who was starved to death.

A deserted island less than [-] square meters, with nothing but trees.

hum~
Liu Yaoli's brain suddenly went into a trance, and then felt a burst of pain!
He felt as if his body was being squeezed by something again.

That force seemed to want to squeeze him out of this body!
Liu Yaoli fell to the ground and rolled in pain.

"Damn it! Who the hell is pulling my brains?" Liu Yaoli cried out in pain.

"Get out, you bastard!" Bao Lin said.

"Fuck you, uncle! Why don't you go out!" Liu Yaoli said.

The two began to battle for control of the body.

Liu Yaoli snatched the control of the body, that person snatched the control of the brain, but he couldn't control the body.

"Your uncle, get out of here!"

While the two were fighting for their bodies, a voice came from the other side.

On the other side of the island was a handsome man in a robe, and he was walking about.

And this one is obviously here to deliver cheats!
In that case, I will call him Big Brother!
"Ah, I got lost... Sure enough, there is a reason for Sauron to get lost. This place is very big... It looks like a deserted island..."

Liu Yaoli controlled her body and walked over.

What the two saw was a woman, to be precise, a woman with a male voice!It looked weird.

"Ah, desert island."

The eldest brother (the one who sent the plug-in) turned around and saw that the two of them...

Should it be three?

The four (six) eyes of the two faced each other.

"Who are you?" asked the elder brother.

"Earthlings, where is this?" Bao Lin said.

Yu Tianhao excitedly said:
"Are you from Earth?"

Liu Yaoli and the two of them were a little confused, isn't he an idiot?
What do you mean I am from the earth?Are you not from Earth?Are you from Mars?
"Aren't you from Earth?" Bao Lin said.

Snapped!
I saw Liu Yaoli (Bao Lin) slapping himself!

Brother is stupid!

Fuck!what is this?Hit yourself if you have nothing to do?

"What the hell! Get out!"

Then bite your own hand!
I slapped myself again!
"What are you doing!"

Brother looked silly!
This person...is there something wrong with his brain?
The two are fighting for control of the body, and once one of them is squeezed out of the body, it will be turned into nothingness.

The elder brother stopped them with a wave of his hand.

"You... seem to have a problem with your brain, do you need help?"

"Need! Help me get him out!"

The eldest brother held the heads of the two of them, and his eyes lit up.

Yo!Two people share one body!
Isn't this similar to the left and right!

But obviously this is not their voluntary.

The elder brother talked with the two and knew the cause and effect.

Then the eldest brother pulled Bao Lin out and stuffed it into a pool of black liquid!
Bao Lin merged with the black liquid, and the black liquid adhered to Liu Yaoli's body.

This is a body, the two of them traveled together, you can't kill one, it's too unfair, so you two live together!
"Thank you, brother! This Mao Mao always steals my body!"

A little black liquid came out of the willow demon's neck.

"Fart! It's obvious that you are stealing my body!" Bao Lin said.

"Let me tell you, we haven't counted the fact that you accidentally injured me!" Liu Yaoli said angrily.

Pauline said:
"Then it's you who is greedy! Blame me? Everyone else has run away, and you are the only one who is gluttonous in the roast duck restaurant! Blame me?"

"That's right! Taking revenge on the society is like a sand sculpture! You really belong to me!" Liu Yaoli said.

Pauline said angrily:

"I tell you, don't be weird with me!"

"What's wrong with me? You bite me!" Liu Yaoli said with a smile.

"I don't bite dogs!" Bao Lin said.

"Be careful what you say, we live together, scolding me is tantamount to scolding yourself."

"..."

Grass! (a plant)
The eldest brother took out a bunch of food and wine:

"Stop making noise, get hungry, come and drink!"

"Damn it! Big meal! Thank you! I'm starving to death!" Liu Yaoli said excitedly.

"Can you pursue it a bit! It's like you haven't seen food in 800 years!" Bao Lin scorned.

Liu Yaoli ignored it and ate it!
Pauline also came out to eat.

While he doesn't need to eat, good food is something everyone enjoys.

He can convert food into energy storage to ensure their consumption and ensure that they will not be starved to death.

As the saying goes, a meal of wine makes a pair of friends.

The relationship between Liu Yaoli and Bao Lin became worse and worse.

"As far as your drinking capacity is concerned, I don't even want to talk about it." Bao Lin

"Yo, you are really amazing~" Liu Yaoli said.

"..."

"You're being so vicious with me, be careful I'll slap you!" Bao Lin said angrily.

"We live in symbiosis, and you will be hurt even if I get beaten."

"..."

Grass! (a plant)
　Skip the first three chapters if you don't understand.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)