A god of beauty

Chapter 1 Valoran Miracle Lake Reese

"beep……"

"This is the [-]/[-] call center."

"I'm going to call the police!"

"Ma'am, please provide your location and the situation you encountered."

"I picked up an alien."

"...excuse me ma'am, can you repeat that?"

"I said, I picked up an alien, I opened the door, and he was lying in front of my door, and..."

"...Okay, we'll be there as soon as possible, by the way, Happy April Fool's Day, ma'am."

"...Hello!"

"..."

Cole from the New York City Police Center hung up the phone, took off the headset, then turned to face the big blackboard and said, "Grey, one point for aliens!"

Standing in front of the blackboard borrowed specially for this day, Gray made a gesture towards Colby, then added a score under the alien on the blackboard, and then looked at the current score displayed on the blackboard, then He clapped his hands and said to the many operators: "Okay, now there are 52 votes for aliens, 36 votes for magicians, and [-] votes for supernatural events. There are still three hours before midnight..."

At this moment, a male operator on the right side of the hall went to the headset and said, "Grey, the aliens add another one. I received a call here, saying that I met the interstellar police."

Gray nodded and turned to add another stroke.

On the left, a blond woman five seats away from Cole raised her hand and said, "Grey, I received a call from the police saying that my car drove away automatically. What is this?"

Gray shrugged: "Spiritual events plus one."

The blond-haired woman said she could accept it.

April Fool's Day, this is a happy day. On this day, fools are the main line. With the popularization of telephones, the alarm center has also become the hardest hit by fools. Almost every year on April Fool's Day, September [-] all over the country The alarm center will receive many false alarms such as alien invasion, magician appearing, where there are ghosts...

but!

With the progress year by year, the alarm center has gradually perfected the steps of having fun while suffering on this day, that is, a written test for these false alarms.

All members of the alarm center are involved, you can choose [Alien], [Spiritual], [Magician], [Animal]... Press it, and then at midnight, the column with the most alarms will take all. The rest of the bettors...

what?
What if?

Stop making trouble, it's the twentieth century anyway, and New York City has a certain tacit understanding with those who call the police. After all, if you make up a homicide or something, if the police really come out, they will be the ones who will be in trouble in the future Own……

and so.

This can be regarded as the unspoken rule of the alarm center and the public.

It's April Fool's Day.

Have fun with the people.

but……

Mikaela Weeks, in a dress that showed off her well-developed body, was not thinking much of a blond man lying on her couch.

Very simple.

When Mikaela Vickers just opened the door, the blond man with black hair and blue eyes lying unconscious on the sofa had black hair, and, just now, the blond man's clothes were blue, which looked very sci-fi. But right now it's...

Change in seconds...

wrong.

It changes in seconds.

Mikaela approached the sofa cautiously holding the mobile phone, she could clearly hear the breathing of the blond man on the sofa.

"How to do?"

Mikaela squeezed the phone in her hand, she just called the police, the police car should be on the way, yes, I need to find a weapon.

When Mikaela came back to her senses, she picked up the baseball bat in the corner and set up a defensive formation. Every girl in Queens could fight.

"Ah!"

"……Who?"

When Mikaela heard the sudden laughter, she became nervous for a while, and then her eyes fell on the sofa in the living room.

The blond man...

Missed.

next second.

Mikaela paused, feeling the wind from behind her, her expression froze, then she slid a step forward, and flew back with a baseball bat in both hands.

Bang!
Bang!
Lake, who was wearing a decent black suit, stared at the baseball bat whizzing towards his right cheek, lowered his head and smiled, and then the corners of his mouth slightly curved up.

A baseball bat is all it takes to beat him. This guy has walked through Demacia, passed through Ainonia, picked up girls on Targon, fished on the Shadow Isles, fought in Noxus, and seen the glory of Shurima , I have also seen the dwarves in Bandle City, and killed monsters in the void... Lake Rees, who is known as the miracle of the Valoran universe?

Ha ha.

Simply delusional!
Think about it.

Lake stretched out his right hand, made two fingers, and went directly to catch the flying baseball.

next second.

Bang!
Boom!
Mikaela looked at Lake who fell directly to the street, blinked, and suddenly felt curious when she saw Lake who was still twitching on the ground.

"By the way, what is this guy planning to do with two fingers just now?"

"Want cigarettes?"

"..."

After half an hour.

Lake opened his eyes, looked at the ceiling in front of his eyes, felt a dull pain in the right side of his head, pain, what happened just now?
Lake turned his head to one side, looking at the position of his right hand.

tied up.

Left hand?

same.

What about the feet?
Lake used his strength, and there was no doubt that he was also tied up.

Ha ha.

The corner of Lake's mouth curled up, did he get the title of Miracle of Valoran in this life just casually?Cursed by the Moon Goddess, he carried the guillotine of Noxus, swallowed by the River King, the Warden roared to set his soul on fire, the Deathsinger sang before him, the Zaunian madmen threatened To cut his belly, but the result?

Ah.

A group of jumping clowns, impotent and furious.

Yes.

What is the mere fact that both hands and feet are tied, can there be the terror of the guillotine, or is it worse than the bad breath of the river lord?

Just a joke.

Think about it.

Lake's limbs exerted strength, but he never heard the sound of the bondage collapsing...

……what's the situation?
Lake frowned slightly, and tried again, but the restraint was still there.

What the hell?

On Valoran, the only thing that can restrain me is the dragon tendons in the body of the Star Casting Dragon King. Could it be that the Star Casting Dragon King finally feels tired of living?

Lake thought curiously, at this moment, there was a creak, and the door was pushed open.

Lake smiled coldly and looked at it with fixed eyes.

Mikaela walked into her bedroom vigilantly holding a baseball bat.

Ha ha.

A weak chicken.

Lake saw through the details of the seemingly familiar woman who appeared in front of him at a glance, and then asked directly in Valoran: "Let your master come out, who kidnapped me, Caitlin, Lucky, Sona , Diana, Irelia...or, all of them?"

Mikaela frowned: "What are you talking about, do you speak English?"

"English?"

Lake frowned slightly, and suddenly froze, his words turned into English with a hint of an East End accent: "Who are you, where is this place, is it Earth?"

Great.

Lake was quite excited. He knew that combining Old Man Time's big clock with the Void Core of the Void Land would definitely make him leave Valoran.

He succeeded.

I, Valoran Miracle, Lake Rees, Earth, Dongguo people, Lake, have been wandering for 360 years and 45 days and finally came back.

Earth.

I am back.

Your wandering child finally found his way home and came back.

……

　The new book sets sail, Lao Mi begs for support and investment!
　　
　
(End of this chapter)