Hogwarts Gymnastics Professor

Chapter 149 He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry
Regarding how to deal with yin and yang, there are many cases in ancient and modern China and abroad that can be referred to. Lockhart immediately thought of two famous figures in Britain.

Bernard Shaw, a great British writer, is a master who is good at yin and yang and dealing with yin and yang.

It is rumored that George Bernard Shaw and a rich man stood up on a single-plank bridge.The rich man puffed out his belly and said, "I never give way to fools." George Bernard Shaw stepped back from the single-plank bridge to get out of the way, and said, "On the contrary, I like to give way to fools the most."

Winston Churchill, the British Prime Minister during World War II, has also been praised for a long time for his witty responses to all kinds of eccentricities.

Nancy Astor, an American-born feminist before World War I, visited Churchill at his ancestral Breney Palace.Churchill received her warmly.

During the conversation, Astor talked about women's rights and earnestly hoped that Churchill could help her become the first female member of the House of Representatives.Churchill laughed at the idea and disagreed with some of her views, much to the chagrin of the lady.

She said to Churchill: "Winston, if I were your wife, I would put poison in your coffee cup!" Drink it down."

Churchill and Bernard Shaw also had a fantastic linkage in terms of yin and yang.

Once, George Bernard Shaw sent Churchill two theater tickets with a note: "My play is premiering, and I have ordered two tickets for you. Please bring a friend—if you have a friend."

At that time, Churchill made enemies everywhere and had many grievances.But he also knew that Bernard Shaw's plays were not popular every time, so he fought back and replied: "I'm busy recently, I can't go to the premiere, but I will go to the second one—if your play will be in the second field."

It seems that the British have a self-evident tradition in how to deal with yin and yang, which is to use a humorous but sharp words to block back the original yin and yang.

But Lockhart doesn't like this. Although it's fun, it's not refreshing enough. The valuable experience gained from surfing the Internet for more than 20 years in his previous life gave Lockhart his own unique set of yin and yang methods.

For Snape's flamboyant yin and yang type, Lockhart is going to use a straightforward response tomorrow to deal with it.

The next day, early in the morning, Lockhart received a message from Dumbledore's Phoenix Fawkes, inviting Lockhart and Snape to the principal's office to discuss matters related to the reform of the Potions class.

“Braised Dongpo Elbow with Rock Sugar Ham”

This is today's password. Lockhart felt that he might have to persuade Dumbledore, an old man over 100 years old. Blood fat?

There are still a lot of vegetarian and light food in the Chinese food introduced by Lockhart at Hogwarts. The elbow is delicious, and it can't be chewed all the time.

Lockhart came to the office, knocked on the door and entered, and found that Snape had arrived, sitting at Dumbledore's desk full of books, holding a cup of tea, pretending to drink tea with his head down, squinting at Lockhart who came in. Hart, did not speak, did not stand up.

"Good morning, Lockhart, what would you like to drink? Black tea, coffee, or a cup of honey grapefruit tea like mine." Dumbledore asked.

"Good morning, Dumbledore, a cup of honey grapefruit tea, thank you."

Dumbledore handed Lockhart a cup of honey citron tea. Smelling the fragrance of the honey citron tea, Lockhart was about to take a sip when he heard Snape say:

"Some people are afraid that they eat too much sweets and honey, so they think of paying attention to the reform of my Potions class. It's really not too smart."

This sentence contains Lockhart and Dumbledore at the same time. It seems that Snape is not only dissatisfied with Lockhart who proposed the curriculum reform, but also has some dissatisfaction with Dumbledore who has no direct objection but wants to hold a meeting to discuss it. dissatisfied.

"Thank you very much for your approval, Professor Snape, but sweets can inspire a person at certain moments. I thought of this plan while eating osmanthus cake last night. It seems that you are also very satisfied with my reform plan. I am indeed a genius, so let’s start implementing it from the next class.”

Lockhart said directly, Snape looked up at Lockhart in disbelief, didn't seem to understand what happened, coughed a few times, and continued:
"Wow? It seems that some people think that they know better than me, a master of potions, how to give a good potion class. Professor Lockhart, you are really a genius. You can think of me, a professor with more than ten years of teaching experience, in one night. Unexpected plan."

"You're too polite, Professor Snape, don't be discouraged, there is a gap between people's talents, although my thoughts in one night exceed your ten years of experience, but please don't be discouraged, don't worry , you can safely and boldly use this set of plans without your patent fees."

Dumbledore was drinking honey citron tea, and upon hearing Lockhart's answer, he sprayed his mouth directly onto the table, and had to take out his wand and start using "Restoration".

Snape stared at Lockhart firmly. It seemed that Lockhart's shamelessness had surpassed Snape's imagination. Instead of squinting at Lockhart, he stood up and said to Lockhart:
"No one really thinks that he can surpass me in teaching Potions. If someone is really so confident, I would rather give him my professorship and let him teach."

"Isn't that good? I'm afraid it's not very suitable in terms of ability." Lockhart said in a slightly hesitant tone.

Snape sat back on the stool, and it seemed to him that Lockhart had given in, only to hear Lockhart continue:

"There shouldn't be any problem with me teaching Potions, but who will teach Defense Against the Dark Arts? I can't let Professor Snape teach it. I'm afraid it's not very suitable in terms of ability."

Snape stood up suddenly, the teacup in his hand fell to the floor, his right hand was placed on his waist, as if he was going to draw out his wand to start a duel with Lockhart.

"No way, no way, no one really thinks they can beat me, the dueling champion, right?"

Seeing Snape trembling all over, Lockhart continued to add:
"He's in a hurry, he's in a hurry"

(End of this chapter)