Live Wild Eater

Chapter 89
Rhodes got up before dawn. He urgently needed to solve his urination. He went to a small forest and pulled down the zipper. There was a rattling sound in his sleepy eyes. Suddenly a panda stood next to him to urinate like him. Rhode saw , was taken aback, and immediately jumped back, and the urine squirted out and shot on its bear fur.

Rhodes was embarrassed, "Ahem... I'm sorry, I didn't see you here, why are you pandas walking so quietly?"

The panda looked at him blankly, and Rhodes also looked at it blankly. Could it be that it was angry?Want to beat yourself up?Shouldn't it!Did he teach them to roast meat yesterday?If I really want to fight, I am not afraid of it, but I am afraid that they will attack in groups.

In fact, it was Rhodes who thought too much, and the panda realized that it was not good to pee standing up, so he peed upside down.

Pandas pee upside down for a reason.

Generally, pandas will look for ideal trees to pee on.It is necessary to find rough bark, so that the handstand is more stable, and at the same time, the dry bark is easy to diffuse their smell, spread farther and last longer.So, for this purpose, peeing upside down allows more contact area between the urine and the bark.

Rhodes walked back to sleep, touched his forehead and found that he was already sweating profusely.

At eight o'clock in the morning, the pandas got up to eat one after another. Rod also got up and went to the river to do a simple wash. Some pandas followed him and did what he did. They were a little speechless.

After that, it was time to make barbecue, but the leaves were too wet to light. Rhodes sighed. It seemed that he could only eat raw snake meat today.

He looked at the screen with a frowning face, "Good morning, friends, where do you think I should go to find kindling?"

"Morning, Brother De! Ready to go for a run."

"Go to work after breakfast."

"plus one."

"Come back at noon to watch your live broadcast, remember to upload the video."

"Is there anyone on the bus watching Brother De's live broadcast now? / Sneak, Smile."

"Brother De, what did you ask us just now? Say it again."

The nervous water friends didn't seem to listen to Rhodes' words carefully. Rhodes could only repeat, "Friends, do you know what kind of ignition materials should be used to light the fire in the morning?"

"Where's your bear suit? Light the pine tree with bear hair?"

"Yes! Why did you forget?"

"Brother De, are you awake?"

Rhodes shook his head, "Unfortunately, the bear clothes were taken away last night and were soaked."

He looked at those pandas, suddenly thought of a way, and said doubtfully, "Do you think those pandas will lend me their hair?"

"Huh? You don't want to use the panda's as a kindling, do you?"

Rhodes looked serious and nodded, "That's exactly what I mean."

"It's a ruthless person, and I support you."

"The key is will they give it?"

Rhodes laughed, "How do you know if you don't try?"

So, Rhodes called a few pandas to pull the pine trees to pile up together, and when he came back, he stood and looked at the pandas who didn't pull the trees with a smile.

Although he knew that they couldn't understand human language, Rhode put his hands on his waist, glanced around and said, "This is a serious problem. First of all, please allow me to tell you an unfortunate problem. Today's trees are too wet and caused my It won't light up, it won't make a fire, so I thought everyone would borrow some hair as kindling, I wonder if it's okay? Like this."

He took out the black gold knife and cut some hair off his head, lit the hair with a flint and threw it into the pile of pine trees. Rhodes smiled wryly in his heart, hoping that they would understand his good intentions.

The pandas were stunned, looked at each other, then nodded, and then lined up one by one to look at Rhodes.

Rhodes was overjoyed and said with a smile, "I can't believe it, friends, they can actually understand what I mean. I doubt they are really pandas?"

Water friends were also surprised to see the pandas lined up in three rows, which was really touching.

"IQ is so high, I feel much smarter than me/Laughing and crying."

"Is this shit really smart? Fuck, awesome!"

"Don't talk nonsense, after the founding of the country, you are not allowed to become a master."

"Ahem... that's right."

Rhodes walked over and said, "This is the first time I've touched their fur, it's very soft and warm, so I'm going to cut it."

He looked at the two-meter-tall panda, "Brother Xiong, I just cut a little hair and it will grow back in a few days, don't blame me!"

The panda opened its mouth wide and barked, and Rhodes quickly cut a bunch of hairs, the second, the third... No. 40, Rhodes got a lot of panda hairs.

"Now that the hair is there, it's almost on fire. Honestly, I can't believe that they can cooperate with me so well. There is a saying that a tiger's butt can't be touched. It's because the tiger feels provoked, and so does the panda's hair. You can't cut it casually." Rhodes rubbed the flint as he spoke, and the panda's fur lit up immediately, "It's lit, and the next step is to put the pine tree on the fire."

Water friends are also a little nervous:

"Yes! De Ge can do it probably because they believe that you will not hurt them, De Ge."

"The trust of animals is rare. Brother De, you have to seize this opportunity! Maybe you can find a female there. Bless you."

"Don't make trouble upstairs, seriously, Brother De is mine."

Soon, thick black smoke rose from the wilderness and drifted into the distance.Fragrances are also wafting here, which is enviable.

The weather is relatively cold, and the snake meat has not rotted in this natural refrigerator.After the meat was roasted, Rhode looked at them and said, "Thanks to your bear hair, I will have hot meat this morning. For this reason, I can only repay your selfless dedication by eating more snake meat."

Immediately attracted the abuse of water friends:

"Shameless."

"I've never seen someone so brazen."

"National treasures, please help me spray him with salt soda to wake him up."

Of course, Rhodes was just joking to mobilize the atmosphere in the live broadcast room, how could he eat more than pandas.

He raised the snake meat, and the panda also raised the snake meat, as if drinking toast.Looking at this group of cute pandas, for a moment, Rhodes was in a trance, as if the black and white match around the fire was not pandas at all, but a group of people pretending to be pandas, a group of people with flesh and blood and soul.

He was suddenly moved inexplicably, smiled, took a bite of the meat, and shouted, "It's delicious."

The pandas also took a bite out of the meat and roared at the sky after eating.

Rhode didn't pay attention, so he was startled, brother, remind me if you want to scream, this sudden scream can scare people to death.

Afterwards, everyone continued to eat snake meat. Rhode looked at them after eating, and felt a little bit sad. He was about to leave. Although we only spent less than two days together, this was also a period of his survival in the wilderness. Precious memories are hard to forget!
From then on, he had to walk alone again.

Farewell, lovely national treasures! !
(End of this chapter)