Live Wild Eater

Chapter 33 On the Various Ways of Eating Wild Boar
Rhodes hugged the minibus and cried bitterly. How many days has it been?When we are together, there is happiness, there is sadness, and there is helplessness.

There were many times when Xiaoqi minibuses ran up to it [呵呵][呵呵] when they barked in the middle of the night, making Rhodes lose sleep, but he resisted the urge to kill them.

"Ow...Ow..."

The two wolves twitched their mouths, stood up suddenly, and looked at the weeping Rhodes.

They were too tired and in pain, so they lay down to rest. They didn't expect Rhodes to cry, and his eyes were watery from crying.

At this moment, they looked at Rhodes like a fool, sticking out their tongues.

"You..." Rhodes laughed instead of crying, "You're going to lie!"

"Okay! You can do it." Rhodes smiled, this is a sincere smile from the heart, a smile between friends who share weal and woe for the rest of their lives.

All of a sudden, the silent live broadcast room became lively:

"Haha, I cried, and your fucking anchor will pay for my tears."

"This friend upstairs, are you crying or laughing?"

"It's great to see Xiaoqi and the minibus alive, ehhhhh..."

"Praise, praise... how many praises are not enough to express the joy in my heart."

Friends of the water also posted barrage to express their feelings.

"Ouch..."

"Ouch..."

Xiao Qi came to a wolf and licked the wolf's wound. He looked at Rhodes with complicated eyes and barked twice.

"You want me to save them?" Rhodes knew what they meant. It's not that they can't be saved, and they may not survive if they are saved, so what's the point?

"It can't be saved." Rhodes said.

"Ouch..."

"Ouch..."

"Then try it!" Rhodes had just finished speaking, and a murderous look emerged from behind. A dozen wild boars stood up tremblingly, wanting to hit Rhodes hard, and the exposed pig teeth would definitely penetrate his body.

Xiaoqi Xiaoba immediately lowered his body, showing vigilant spikes, and was ready for battle.

Rhodes stretched out his hand, signaling them not to move, just leave it to him.

Before the wild boar could attack, Rhodes took action first, took out a sharp black gold knife, grabbed the resisting wild boar's ear, and cut out a circle from its neck, then chopped it off with a strong knife, and a pig's head immediately rolled to the ground .

Two, three, four...

In 1 minute, most of the pig's head fell to the ground, and the lifeless pig's eyes were opened, as if dying.

Just in case, Rhodes cut off the heads of the undead wild boars. Unless they can grow a new head, they must die. Unfortunately, they are not Nezha, and they don't have three heads and six arms.

Rhodes walked out of the forest and went to the other side of the river to get a lot of mosquito repellent. He crushed it with stones and put it on the injured wolf. He didn't know if it would work, but he had to give it a try. Maybe it would have a miraculous effect. Even if it didn't work, he asked the little Qi Xiaoba saw that after his efforts, the final outcome could only be arranged by God.

The wolves suffered too many injuries, most of which were serious injuries. Fortunately, they were still alive and hadn't died yet.

The recovery ability of the group of wild boars was much stronger than that of the wolves just now, and they stood up first. Unfortunately, they encountered Rhodes holding a black gold knife. For them, this was extremely sad.

But for Rhodes, it was the beginning of happiness. Isn't the wild boar lying on the ground?Each head is enough for him to eat for more than a month.

An hour later, after Rhodes helped all the wolves put mosquito repellent, he began to think about how to eat wild boar.

Looking at the wild boars all over the ground, Rhodes was helpless.

How to deal with this?Should they be buried?You can't eat it, you absolutely can't eat it. There's nothing delicious about wild boar.

Besides, how should I eat it?Is it steamed and fried or roasted suckling pig?
He complained to his water friends that no one posted barrage in the live broadcast room, and after a while it was full of [hehe] barrage.

Time passed quickly. At four o'clock in the afternoon, Rhodes carried a wild boar weighing [-] to [-] kilograms to the river and cut open its belly. He had no problem carrying a wild boar now. A look revealed that the internal organs of a domestic pig were as good as those of a domestic pig. It also has.

Pork belly, pork intestines, pork liver, pork heart, etc. are all available.

"I caught a wild boar, no, there were more than a dozen. I don't even know how to eat it. Now I'm worried. Friends, how should I eat the wild boar?" Rhodes looked at the screen with a look on his face. Sadness said.

"Anchor, isn't your sadness just now fake? It's real because you got a wild boar to make up your knife, right?"

"Just now: I'm in pain, I'm troubled, I want to bury them. Now: They smell so good."

"This anchor is very lucky, right? If it wasn't for Xiaoqi Xiaoba who knew the wolves, he would have been eaten too? After all, he should still remember the delicious wolf meat that time."

Last time Rhodes ate a piece of roast wolf meat every morning, but they starved to death.

Wolf meat is not much worse than wild boar.

At least that's how it seems to them.

"I thought about how to eat wild boar. Pork belly and ribs must be eaten. The remaining half will be shared with the injured wolves. The wild boar will be roasted, and the other half will be dried to make pork jerky." Rhodes said.

In the end, Rhodes didn't give even a little bit of meat.

In an instant, the barrage scolded him for being shameless and unlimited. Rhodes explained that there were more than a dozen of them on top and he would cut them up for them to eat later. However, this explanation was useless because the friend just wanted to scold Rhodes.

riverside.

Rhodes peeled off the skin of the wild boar and threw it away. He cut two wooden sticks and inserted them into the body of the wild boar. He rinsed the wild boar's body with water and took the wild boar to the top. He picked out many rocks and piled them together. He placed the wild boar on the fork of the tree. It's on the shelf, and it's like you can smell the aroma of roasted pig through the screen.

"What a waste! Isn't roasted pork skin the best? It's crispy, it's a pity to throw it away."

"The anchor has more than a dozen wild boars, and we can't do anything about it!"

"Reckless waste, wasteful waste, shameful waste."

"We were still sympathizing with him just now, but now, we have poisoned him again. I will never sympathize with him again."

"+1."

"Me too."

"The anchor cheated all the tears I had treasured for more than twenty years, and I wanted to hide them for a few more years, but I didn't expect...the liar anchor is shameless."

"Stop talking, tons of tears are gone."

"Cut pork belly." Rhodes looked at the screen and said without smiling while holding the black gold knife, but the water friends felt that the non-smiling Rhodes was more hateful than the smiling Rhodes, as if they were mocking them.

There was a clicking sound on the chopping board.

"Cut the ribs." Rhodes said again, "Cut the pig's heart."

"Gulu, I'm hungry, Rhodes, the pork belly is delicious."

"How do wild boar ribs taste? I haven't tried them. Is it delicious? It shouldn't taste good! It should be delicious when made into sweet and sour ribs, right? I like the sweet and sour ribs made by my father the most."

"Pork belly is chewy, and it tastes better than the Buddha jumping wall made by Tang Niu in the god of food."

"I, Tang Niu, am the God of Cookery."

"No, the dejected ecstasy rice is the best, I've eaten it before."

Rhodes cut up all the dirty meat and said, "Today I'm going to make a table full of Chinese people. Then I will eat a roast pig. Friends, what do you think?"

"Ah ah ah, I don't care, I want to eat pig whip."

"Hahaha... the effect is the same as the tiger whip!"

"How? What else can I do? I'll stare you to death."

"It seems that the price of pig tails will increase again tomorrow."

(End of this chapter)