Live Wild Eater

Chapter 140 Diving (come back tomorrow)
I continued walking jokingly, and didn't catch rabbits. There is so much wild boar meat that there is no need to waste food. It won't be too late to catch it if you are hungry in the future.

Unexpectedly, after walking for half an hour, he met three or four wild rabbits, and was immediately dumbfounded. They sensed his approach and wanted to run away.

"Today I'm lucky. There are rabbits everywhere I go. If I met the old one, I would be very excited. Now I feel different." He said while walking, along the way, he saw a few wild boars in the distance When they came out to look for food, they were strong and mighty. When they saw him approaching, they stared straight at him without avoiding their eyes. They smiled and continued walking without saying anything.

I came back and packed my things. It was already night. I ate wild boar meat and watched the barrage. I never stopped eating. The crispy and yellow barbecue made me unable to stay calm anymore.

"Brother De, don't you sing?"

"Brother De, from today on, you'll be called Master De, do you understand?"

Seeing this, Rhodes couldn't laugh or cry, "You can call it whatever you want, it's not mandatory."

"Call Master De to be more domineering."

"Master De is auspicious, I greet you."

"I'm short of money recently, can Master De lend me some money, I need it urgently/pick my nose."

"Me too!"

"Master De, let's sing! It's been a long time since I sang."

"Brother De, how can he sing while eating?"

"Then what else can I do besides singing?"

After he was full, he hiccupped and said with a smile, "Singing? Let's sing later! It's not easy to sing now."

All the water friends are a little disappointed, it's not fun not to sing.

1 minute later.

Said, "I think Eason Chan's "Flastic" is very good, what do you think!"

""Exaggerated"? So-so! I'm talking about Master De, you can sing so-so. The songs of God of Songs are not so easy to control."

"Yeah, let's sing something else!"

"Master De, can you really sing?"

Smile, without further explanation, can't he?He can't sing?
The melody started, he cleared his throat, the chorus started, and his mouth opened together. He really looked like a professional singer.

If someone asks me, I will tell
but no one came

I look forward to helplessness
Have something to say can't get loaded

Hundred thousand water friends were stunned, their singing skills were good, and they felt good. They even competed with the song gods, and their strength was not inferior to him at all.

"Ahhhhhhh, it's nice to hear, keep singing."

"I knew De Ye had top-notch singing skills, haha, do you believe me now?"

"It's so-so! If I come, I can do it."

Sing again.

I feel like the lid of the bottle is being opened
The mouth is growing moss
The crowd is getting quieter
more and more indifference

to surprise yourself

like singing suddenly
Anywhere is like a four-sided table

Wearing the flashiest shirt is very emotional
Remember to insert the pocket when someone comes to take a photo
Do you think I'm exaggerating?

Exaggeration because I'm afraid

Like wood and stone
get noticed

……

standing like a minion

I was crying then
I swear you must see me

There are too many ordinary and ordinary roads in the world

Which estate do you live in

love at work
Too much neglect

Self-esteem has plummeted

Pay attention to curing hunger
Know why I don't have it
A lot of big moves make these mistakes
Bet people see if I'm sick
Do you think I'm exaggerating?

exaggerated because of me

Don't be afraid to add a few boos

If I'm bored there
Do you watch the show?hysterical enough
Sprinkle flowers with tears
I just want to surprise you
I don't seem to exist
Increased betting blue veins also appear

Do I know it exists now?
stare at me, don't just look at the smallpox

I can drink as much as I want without your cup of tea
Don't forget that someone is whispering for you
At the end of the song, all the people in the audience applauded, it was so beautiful, and they sang like a god of song.

One hundred thousand water friends were also very moved.

"It's been a long time since I heard such a nice song, let's do it again, Brother De."

"Wall Crack asks for another song, not suicide."

"Hey, have you seen my rocket? If you don't sing, give it to the female anchor next door."

"My dear De, how I wish you could play another song, instead of ending up in such a sloppy way. Promise me? Come one more."

"Mr. De, please have another song. I can't stand what those inferior singers sing. This is really unacceptable."

At the request of Shuiyou, Rhodes came up with another song, this one was sung by Xueyou, "Listen to the Sea".

There was still a lot of time after singing, so he decided to sing another one.

After singing a full ten songs, the audience was willing to give up. Tired as a bull, no matter how much the audience asked him to, he would not sing any more. He lit a fire, looked at the flames, and said, "I can dance, why don't I give it to you?" Let's dance! My dancing skills are also ranked in the world."

Hearing that he said he wanted to dance, the audience was naturally happy. What's so fun about sleeping?Life is long, and there will be plenty of time for you to sleep in the future.

He didn't talk much, looked at the screen and said, "Please give me a Latin dance song, I want to dance Latin dance."

The bgm sounded enthusiastically, and a pure melody echoed here. When you set your poses, the audience friends think that this has nothing to do with Latin dance. Are you sure this is really Latin dance?
Then, a magical scene appeared, and the audience friends only saw him constantly retreating, retreating to the back and back again, repeating this without feeling tired.

They laughed like crazy:
"Hahaha... Your mother calls it Latin dance? You call it backwards, right? Three-year-olds can do it."

"You are not allowed to insult three-year-olds, how can they be so serious as Mr. De?"

"Laugh cry, I really thought you were a king, but I didn't expect you to be a bronze."

What's interesting is that he doesn't intend to stop, it's really embarrassing for him to be able to pretend like this.

I stopped when I was tired, looked at the screen out of breath, shamelessly begged for praise, and said, "How is my dancing? I'm no worse than those professional dancers! Please give me some encouragement, please? Yes, thank you all. "

"Hahaha, Mr. De, are you a playwright?"

"Smelly shameless, is it the courage Liang Jingru gave you?"

"Why are you so thick-skinned?"

I didn't want to sing or dance any more, so I wiped the sweat from my forehead, sat on the ground, and after a while, said, "I want to take a bath, so goodbye, friends."

"Huh? Take a shower, really? Then I definitely can't watch it, I don't watch it, but some people like to watch it."

"I'm going, Brother De, you'll make us think about it. No, it's De, you'll make us think about it again. "

"I didn't think wrongly. Isn't it just a man taking a bath? Everyone can do it."

"Ahhh, I...can I watch? /color."

"I want to see Master De's eight-pack abs, hahaha."

He smiled, these water friends were so dirty, they did not hesitate to let the system shut down the live broadcast room, leaving only the light to shine on him, leaving hundreds of thousands of water friends wailing on the black screen, crying and shouting to see him take a bath, too Without any reluctance, we came to the river.

Night, night again.

Today is the [-]th, the moon is the roundest on the [-]th, and the Mid-Autumn Festival is one more day away, who should he spend it with then!
He took off his clothes and jumped into the river. There is no danger here, even if there are poisonous snakes. His reaction speed is very fast, and he can catch the poisonous snake in a few tenths of a second.

The water was a bit cold, and his body was very hot. He looked up at the lonely mountain, but was it really lonely?As long as there are no natural disasters such as earthquakes, who can stop the river from passing through the body of the mountain?It is not lonely!
Quickly wash your body and go ashore, don't think so much, people will only think more and more, and the more you think, the more distressed you will be.

Tell the system to turn on the screen, and smile to the audience, "Good evening, friends, I am Rhodes, you can call me Brother De, you can also call me Lord De, but these are not important, what is important is that I will bring you Witness the beauty of the wilderness, eat all the food in the wilderness, and have a wilderness adventure, well, I am going to sleep, if you have any questions, you can ask me now."

"Master De, I do have a question I want to ask you."

"What's the problem, tell me." Rhodes smiled.

"Forget it, don't ask, it's embarrassing."

As if thinking of something, he coughed in embarrassment. The female audience didn't understand. So, this is driving for no reason under their noses?

Some of the male audience had already laughed, and they naturally knew what he wanted to ask.

He suddenly became serious and said, "Ahem, that water friend, do you want me to be blocked from the live broadcast room? The room manager will mute him for 2 minutes to calm him down."

Sister Shenhao was not there, so I had to call the system for help.

Just now he was a little nervous and his hair was dry, and he didn’t talk too much. He added firewood to make the fire bigger, touched his hair dry, and got into the sleeping bag. The audience friends were reluctant to part:

"Master De, you are not kind. You agreed to sing a song before going to bed, and just fell asleep like this. Are you worthy of a hundred thousand water friends?"

"Emmm, the upstairs is right."

"I! Want! Listen! You! Sing! Song."

"You can't sleep without singing."

The snoring sounded, and he couldn't hear the audience friends talking too much. This is a tempered anchor, and he gritted his teeth and left the live broadcast room to go to other live broadcast rooms.

After twelve o'clock, it was already the fifteenth day of August.

I got up and stretched, "Good morning, friends, I saw your barrage last night saying that today is August [-]th, what activities do you have?"

Unexpectedly, there are more than 1 people watching the live broadcast on him early in the morning, which makes him a little comfortable.

Audience friends chattered and expressed their opinions.

"There's a barbecue tonight, Master De, do you have one? Hee hee."

"Go to ktv to sing and then go to drink, I won't accompany you to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival tonight, Brother De."

"Me too, the whole family barbecues together."

"Go play with your girlfriend, open a room, hehe."

"Dream? You have a girlfriend and you still watch the live broadcast?"

"Really? Then I'm here to wish everyone a happy Mid-Autumn Festival." Rhodes smiled.

"Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, Lord De."

"You are happy too."

……

All are words of blessing.

I got up and ate something, and continued to walk aimlessly in the forest. There were originally 6 to 6000 people in the live broadcast room at noon. It seems that everyone is very busy today!

After picking some mushrooms, I came back and saw that there were only 1000 people in the live broadcast room, and all the usual big local tyrants were gone. It would be a lie to say that I was a little sad, but today is the Mid-Autumn Festival, and everyone went to celebrate the festival. That said, eating, drinking and having fun will definitely take a lot of time.

"Master De, I'm still here, and I'm also going out alone. It's not easy to make a living! Woooooo..."

"Hey, me too. I guess those who didn't go to play are working part-time."

"It's so pitiful! There are usually so many people, but now it's deserted. It makes people feel that the prosperity of the past is fake."

He frowned and smiled, "You don't need to accompany me, you can go to play! If you want me to go outside, I will go too! Although the festival is just for celebration, but there are many people for fun. We pay attention to festivals in China. What’s more, it’s bustling, and when there are many people, it’s bustling.”

"Then... I'm going to play too, Master De, my dad told me to go shopping in the supermarket, hehe, I'll see you tomorrow."

Another one went.

"I'm going to see what's on sale."

Another missing.

At three or four o'clock, there were only a few hundred people in the live broadcast room.

A little miserable, a little sad, who has never lived alone?In life, we must know how to endure loneliness.

"I'm going to make moon cakes today too! It's just meat moon cakes." Stuff pork into the jar and stick it on the leaves, and the moon cakes come out.

Hundreds of barrages came out.

"Put in some more mushrooms." The mushrooms are cooked.

At five or six o'clock, there were only dozens of people in the live broadcast room, and it was time to eat.

"Master De, I'm going to eat, my phone is out of battery."

"I'm going to eat too. After waiting for a long time at the restaurant, I can finally eat it. I'll post pictures to you at the fish bar later, so I can finally get angry with Master De/sneak."

"It's so sad. I won't be able to eat until seven o'clock."

"Hehe, it looks like I'm going to spend the Mid-Autumn Festival alone today." He laughed at himself, "Are you all so real? Let's all go! I'm fine."

"Hahaha, I laughed so hard, Mr. De, there are usually 10,000+ people, but now there are only a few dozen."

"Nimma, I laughed too, Mr. De is so miserable."

"We are the real fans."

"What should I say to comfort you? Master De."

He smiled wryly, "Everyone just watch me eat meat mooncakes quietly."

Pick up the meat mooncakes on the leaves and eat them.

"The taste is very simple. There are only mushrooms and pork. Generally speaking, it's okay. I wanted to catch one or two wild rabbits and add it, but after thinking about it, I didn't want to go. I don't want to waste food."

Dozens of water friends laughed. They clearly saw that you didn't see the rabbit. Where did you go to catch the rabbit?

Shaking his head and ignoring the views of the audience friends, he continued to eat his meaty mooncakes until he was full, hiccupped and continued to eat. The audience did not understand why he would do this.

He laughed and said, "It is true that people can turn grief and anger into appetite when they are sad. I feel that I can still eat now. I don't know how you do when you are sad? I eat and drink in the real world. I will buy a five-yuan large bottle of Coke and drink it in big gulps until I am full and full. I feel comfortable when I am tired. At that moment, I don’t think about anything, and I don’t have to do anything. Maybe some water friends will Ask Master De why you don't drink."

"Here, I am reluctant to tell everyone that I actually can't drink much because I am allergic to alcohol. How about it, do you think I am weak?"

Dozens of water friends listened carefully, and only then did they understand another side of Rhodes, and they were immediately shocked:
"Oh, it turns out that Lord De is allergic to alcohol! Damn, it's incredible that such a strong man would be allergic to alcohol."

"Shocked, a certain wilderness anchor is allergic to alcohol."

"I can't believe it, Mr. De, you are allergic to alcohol."

"Emmm, me too/blush. That's why I rarely go to places where I can drink."

(End of this chapter)