Showdown, I'm the boss of Tianting

Chapter 22 Forget the business
Where have the gods seen such a battle, they ran here and there, and these horses were still running around at high speed, making the place smoky and chaotic.

"Who did it? Damn it, why did the old man's horses run away!"

Bi Mawen is going crazy. He has been watching horses for many years. When did he encounter such a thing?

Watching horses is a free job, and the salary is good, so many gods rushed to do it.

That is to say, Sun Wukong, the Monkey King, is unwilling to be Bi Mawen, and even makes a big disturbance in the Heavenly Palace because of this!

But he is Sun Wukong!
Ordinary gods are not like this!

Bi Mawen was very serious, so he hurried to look for those horses, and it took a lot of effort to find a few of them.

Looking at the horses running around outside, Bi Ma Wen's head got big.

If this is stabbed, he will be punished!

It's okay to be fined some Lingzhu, but it's over after being demoted to the mortal world.

In order to protect himself, Bi Mawen had no choice but to take out the spirit beads at the bottom of the box and ask the gods to help find the horse.

After all this tossing, all the horses were found.

Before Bi Mawen had time to catch his breath, he heard a roar.

"Bi Mawen! Let me show you, how did you cause such a disaster?"

It's Wuqu Xingjun!
Wu Qu Xingjun was dressed in a dark robe, holding a Fufeng, and flew towards Bi Mawen at a high speed.

Seeing this, the gods who were watching the bustle avoided one after another, fearing that they would become fish in the pond.

"The lower official didn't intend to cause trouble. He just went out for a moment. He didn't expect such a disaster to happen in the blink of an eye. This is the work of a traitor. Please..."

Bi Mawen's body shook violently, suppressing his fear, he stepped forward and saluted.

But before he finished speaking, Wu Qu Xingjun interrupted him.

Wu Qu Xingjun looked at Bi Mawen angrily, his eyes seemed to be breathing fire: "Presumptuous! As Bi Mawen, even if there is a traitor, you are at fault for not being optimistic about horses. Why don't you think about your own faults and only talk about other people's sins?" ?”

"The lower official knows his mistake, and the lower official deserves death!"

Bi Mawen was taken aback, and quickly admitted his mistake, for fear of being relegated to the mortal world. Although the gods are somewhat fascinated by the days of being humble, no god really wants to be a mortal.

It's okay to go down to the world occasionally, but it's a pain to be a mortal.

What's more, it is very difficult to ascend to immortality after being demoted!
"Hmph, that's all, I don't think it's your fault. But you're still dereliction of duty. I'll fine you three years' salary!"

Wu Qu Xingjun fined Bi Mawen's salary and left.

Bi Mawen's face turned pale, and he regretted it in his heart. If he had known earlier, he would not have gone out to play.

This folded in nearly [-] spirit beads.

damn it!
When he finds out who did it, he won't be able to spare that guy!

Thinking about it, a fairy suddenly appeared in Bi Mawen's mind.

It's this fairy!
It must be!
It was this god who had a big fight with him, and he must have lost the fight, so he waited for an opportunity to take revenge on him!

Bi Mawen was about to look for the male fairy, when several beautiful female fairies passed by, their smiles were sweet and their words were melodious.

"It's really interesting. Why does Lin Xiaoxi's canteen have everything?"

"This mortal man seems to have some magical powers, he can get whatever we want to buy."

"Isn't that right? The pearl milk tea I bought from him last time was delicious."

"Does it really taste that good? I'll buy it from Bai Gu Jing later."

"That's right, it's just a bit expensive. A cup costs 18 spirit beads, but you can drink Nutritious Slow Line, which is cheaper and only 8 spirit beads."

……

Bi Mawen immediately grasped the key point. He had heard of Lin Xiaoxi many times recently, but he had not understood it in detail.

Lin Xiaoxi is really too weak, he is just an ordinary person in his eyes, what is there to pay attention to?
But he is still in high spirits now: "Lin Xiaoxi? Why do you all like to mention this mortal recently?"

"Bi Mawen, if you think so, you're going far away. Ordinary people's life is quite moist. Look at this, this thing called a mobile phone was invented and created by ordinary people. It has powerful functions and can solve problems. We Immortals can't do it even if they want to do it."

A goddess in purple clothes said with a smile, showing off her newly bought cell phone.

"You said this, I've heard about it. When it drops in price, I'll just go and buy one. But so what if mortals have mobile phones? Can mobile phones prolong their lives and not be tortured by diseases? Ordinary people live for dozens of years , most of them are illnesses, this officer will not envy you."

Bi Mawen looked a little unnatural.

What kind of artifact is this phone?
Can't change it.

"Ordinary people have short lives, but their lives are very exciting and interesting. There are so many tricks to eat, drink, and play. It's a pity that we gods couldn't enjoy it before, but it's different now. We have Lin Xiaoxi, as long as there is a spirit Beads, you can buy anything from him!"

The fairy in light blue clothes laughed like a silver bell, and she ate the rabbit frame like a show off treasure.

The eyes of the goddesses and fairies next to him showed envy.

Rabbit stand!

This is the hottest food in Heaven.

This goddess actually bought it!

"You can buy anything? Can you buy the whole person?"

Bi Mawen looked at the fairies in astonishment, and suddenly remembered the strange smell of the cardboard he saw at the racecourse just now.

"Yes, I think it can! I heard that Taishang Laojun found alchemy boring and wanted to buy something to relieve the boredom. But it is too dangerous to keep the mobile phone next to the alchemy furnace.

Taishang Laojun couldn't play with his mobile phone, so he had to send someone to talk to Bai Gujing.Soon the Tianting courier brought back several good things to solve problems from Lin Xiaoxi's mortal canteen!There are Ah Sang, paper novels, and all kinds of fun. "

That fairy obviously didn't know what Bi Mawen was thinking, and he was full of praise for Lin Xiaoxi, Bi Mawen's face turned dark when he said these words.

If the horses running around the world today had nothing to do with this Lin Xiaoxi, he would have torn off his head and played it as a ball for Lin Xiaoxi.

Bi Mawen didn't say anything, and just returned to his horse farm silently. Those gods left without knowing what Bi Mawen was thinking.

When the gods and the others were gone, Bi Mawen immediately found the passage to the mortal world and came to Lin Xiaoxi's canteen.

He didn't want to settle accounts with that male god anymore, he just wanted to settle accounts with Lin Xiaoxi!

"You sold something to Sword God, let him punish me?"

Lin Xiaoxi was eating fried chicken with gusto when he suddenly heard Bi Mawen's voice.

Lin Xiaoxi raised his head in surprise. He didn't expect Bi Mawen to come to the door so quickly.

But I heard that Bi Mawen meant that he came directly to find himself and not the male god, otherwise there would be no such problem.

Lin Xiaoxi slowly dipped in the salad dressing and ate another piece of fried chicken. The fried chicken was firm and tender, with crispy skin on the outside. It was tender and delicious. It was even more refreshing when served with iced cola!
"You...is it chicken? How did you do it? It smells delicious!"

Bi Mawen sniffed hard, enjoying it all over his face.

It smells so good.

He couldn't help but sit on the seat in front of Lin Xiaoxi, picked up a piece of fried chicken and started eating.

When you bite down, you will get a crispy skin, with tender and delicious chicken inside!
There is also an oily fragrance.

Bi Mawen's index finger moved wildly, and he couldn't help eating.

Soon the fried chicken bottomed out, and he licked his fingers lingeringly.

Then Lin Xiaoxi's voice rang in his ears: "Brother, do you want to buy this!"

……

Bi Mawen bought several buckets of fried chicken, and also bought a fantasy mobile phone, and then returned to the heaven with satisfaction.

Back in the heavenly court, looking at those horses, Bi Mawen suddenly remembered the business.

What was he doing looking for that mortal in the mortal world?

(End of this chapter)