Husband-in-law of a wealthy family
Chapter 135 The Amateur
Chapter 135 The Amateur
"On the contrary, a person like you, after reading two novels on cultivating immortals, thinks that he already knows everything about Taoist culture, so he is just in a hurry to express himself. How dare you speak nonsense and question the identity of a poor Taoist? It's ridiculous. Great!"
He shook his sleeves and stood up, angrily said: "What is most needed to get rid of evil spirits is to have a pious heart, so that no mistakes can be made, but since there are people here who have other intentions, then I don't care if I don't do this method!"
After speaking, the Taoist turned around and was about to leave.
Xie Bin quickly grabbed the Taoist, and repeatedly persuaded: "Don't, don't, Taoist, calm down, don't be as knowledgeable as him!"
"This guy is a lunatic, not from our family, and we don't know him at all, so it won't affect your actions."
"Your lord has a lot, let's forget about it!"
The reason why Xie Bin was so anxious was that he paid a deposit of 3000 yuan for this action. If Qin Feng really made the Taoist run away in anger, then he might not get back the money.
The Taoist snorted again, glanced at Qin Feng, and sat back on the chair.
Xie Bin stared at Qin Feng fiercely and said: "I warn you, today is a big event for our Xie family, don't go crazy here!"
"If you dare to speak nonsense again, be careful and I will beat you!"
Immediately afterwards, the relatives of Xie's family also accused Qin Feng one after another.
Qin Feng smiled and said nothing.
Apart from him, in this world, there are still real Taoists and real Taoists.For example, the death curse cast by Suhang before was the practice of a bad Taoist.
Qin Feng originally thought that the person who came would be a true Taoist, but now it seems that this guy is undoubtedly a liar.
But since the people here don't let him care, he has nothing to say, just put it aside and watch the show.
After a while, a large van drove in.The back door of the van opened, and the person inside actually pushed down a black coffin!
"Lead the way! Go to the prepared room!" Taoist shouted.
Xie's family stepped aside one after another, Xie Bin led the way, and the coffin with pulleys was quickly retreated into the front hall.
The so-called fellow Taoists of the Taoist got busy, and soon arranged the front hall to look like a mourning hall, except that there were still yellow talismans hanging on the surrounding walls, which was quite solemn and mysterious.
After everything was ready, the Taoist lit the three pieces of paper money and threw them into the brazier in front of him.He held a whisk in one hand, and compared it to a Taoist gesture with the other. Like Qin Feng before, he spoke plausibly.
Others couldn't understand the Taoist's words, but Qin Feng felt that something was wrong the more he listened.He concentrated his mind and carefully discerned the words of the Taoist, and when he heard the words of the Taoist clearly, his expression gradually became stiff.
"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..."
"Love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want..."
"The wolf is in love with the sheep, the love is crazy..."
Fuck!What the hell is this!Did you come here to read the lyrics together?
Qin Feng had an urge to help his forehead. This liar is too perfunctory!
At the end of the recitation, the Taoist shouted suddenly: "Old Lord Taishang, be as urgent as a law!"
He threw the whisk back, and then stretched out his other hand, "Here comes the sword!"
One fellow daoist caught Fuchen, and another fellow daoist threw the mahogany sword to him immediately.
The Taoist began to dance the sword, and his movements were quick and fancy, and it was obvious that he had some foil skills.
While dancing the sword, he repeated in his mouth: "The demons and ghosts leave quickly! The demons and ghosts leave quickly!"
I don't know if the Xie family is short-sighted or what, but they were taken aback by this kind of swordsmanship.
"Huo Hei!"
Suddenly, the Taoist shouted loudly, jumped up, and the mahogany sword stabbed at the void like that!
The sword is fierce and fierce, it contains not only the fierceness of slaying demons and demons, but also the heart of steel that takes the safety of the world as its own responsibility!
Immediately he fell down, leaned slightly, and a look of pain flashed across his face.
I didn't find a good landing posture, and I sprained my ankle...
puff--
Seeing this scene, Qin Feng couldn't help but spit out, the sound was like farting.
Although I know this guy is a fake, but this operation...is it amateurish?
The Taoist squatted, with one hand propped on the ground, frowning tightly, beads of sweat suddenly formed on his forehead.
There were bursts of pain in his ankle, and it was already unbearable to not move. If he moved, he might not even be able to squat.
Several so-called fellow Taoists rushed over to help the Taoist.
"Taoist, are you alright?" Xie Bin asked with concern.
The Taoist was arranged to sit on a chair, and shouted at the top of his voice: "There is a big murder in your family, there is a big murder!"
Everyone's face immediately turned pale, Xie Bin quickly asked: "Taoist, what do you mean by that?"
The Taoist seemed to be jealous, but in fact it was just that the fellow Taoists rubbed his feet so hard that the pain was unbearable.
He swallowed all the pain in his stomach, and said with difficulty: "Your family is haunted by evil spirits. Pindao just fought with the evil spirits. Unexpectedly, he was accidentally attacked by the evil spirits. Let everyone see a joke."
Qin Feng almost spit it out again, I'm going to go, even this kind of nonsense can be made up, it is really a talent.
But this kind of nonsense was believed by the Xie family. They looked around one by one, with a strong look of fear on their faces, as if they wanted to see through the void and see the evil spirit in the Taoist's mouth with their own eyes.
Xie Bin's lips trembled slightly, and even his voice trembled, he asked: "Then, what should we do now!"
After being massaged and applied by fellow Taoists, the Taoist’s pain eased a lot, and the ferocious expression on his face gradually calmed down. He raised his hand and said, “Don’t be afraid, that ghost is evil, but it’s a poor way to subdue demons and eliminate demons.” As long as there is a poor Taoist today, he will definitely subdue him!"
Xie Bin hurriedly bowed and said, "Then there will be Taoist Lao. As long as the Taoist can eliminate the disaster for our family, I will thank someone very much!"
The Taoist shook his head and said: "Don't mention money to the poor Taoist. The poor Taoist has never touched money and has no interest in money. As long as the benefactors believe in the poor Taoist, the poor Taoist will be satisfied."
He glanced at Qin Feng intentionally or unintentionally, and said in a strange tone: "It's just that when someone was injured in Pindao just now, someone laughed out loud, which really chills Pindao."
Everyone looked at Qin Feng one after another, and they all heard Qin Feng's chuckle before.
Someone in the crowd blamed it.
(End of this chapter)
"On the contrary, a person like you, after reading two novels on cultivating immortals, thinks that he already knows everything about Taoist culture, so he is just in a hurry to express himself. How dare you speak nonsense and question the identity of a poor Taoist? It's ridiculous. Great!"
He shook his sleeves and stood up, angrily said: "What is most needed to get rid of evil spirits is to have a pious heart, so that no mistakes can be made, but since there are people here who have other intentions, then I don't care if I don't do this method!"
After speaking, the Taoist turned around and was about to leave.
Xie Bin quickly grabbed the Taoist, and repeatedly persuaded: "Don't, don't, Taoist, calm down, don't be as knowledgeable as him!"
"This guy is a lunatic, not from our family, and we don't know him at all, so it won't affect your actions."
"Your lord has a lot, let's forget about it!"
The reason why Xie Bin was so anxious was that he paid a deposit of 3000 yuan for this action. If Qin Feng really made the Taoist run away in anger, then he might not get back the money.
The Taoist snorted again, glanced at Qin Feng, and sat back on the chair.
Xie Bin stared at Qin Feng fiercely and said: "I warn you, today is a big event for our Xie family, don't go crazy here!"
"If you dare to speak nonsense again, be careful and I will beat you!"
Immediately afterwards, the relatives of Xie's family also accused Qin Feng one after another.
Qin Feng smiled and said nothing.
Apart from him, in this world, there are still real Taoists and real Taoists.For example, the death curse cast by Suhang before was the practice of a bad Taoist.
Qin Feng originally thought that the person who came would be a true Taoist, but now it seems that this guy is undoubtedly a liar.
But since the people here don't let him care, he has nothing to say, just put it aside and watch the show.
After a while, a large van drove in.The back door of the van opened, and the person inside actually pushed down a black coffin!
"Lead the way! Go to the prepared room!" Taoist shouted.
Xie's family stepped aside one after another, Xie Bin led the way, and the coffin with pulleys was quickly retreated into the front hall.
The so-called fellow Taoists of the Taoist got busy, and soon arranged the front hall to look like a mourning hall, except that there were still yellow talismans hanging on the surrounding walls, which was quite solemn and mysterious.
After everything was ready, the Taoist lit the three pieces of paper money and threw them into the brazier in front of him.He held a whisk in one hand, and compared it to a Taoist gesture with the other. Like Qin Feng before, he spoke plausibly.
Others couldn't understand the Taoist's words, but Qin Feng felt that something was wrong the more he listened.He concentrated his mind and carefully discerned the words of the Taoist, and when he heard the words of the Taoist clearly, his expression gradually became stiff.
"You are my little apple, I can't love you too much..."
"Love is not what you want to buy, you can buy it if you want..."
"The wolf is in love with the sheep, the love is crazy..."
Fuck!What the hell is this!Did you come here to read the lyrics together?
Qin Feng had an urge to help his forehead. This liar is too perfunctory!
At the end of the recitation, the Taoist shouted suddenly: "Old Lord Taishang, be as urgent as a law!"
He threw the whisk back, and then stretched out his other hand, "Here comes the sword!"
One fellow daoist caught Fuchen, and another fellow daoist threw the mahogany sword to him immediately.
The Taoist began to dance the sword, and his movements were quick and fancy, and it was obvious that he had some foil skills.
While dancing the sword, he repeated in his mouth: "The demons and ghosts leave quickly! The demons and ghosts leave quickly!"
I don't know if the Xie family is short-sighted or what, but they were taken aback by this kind of swordsmanship.
"Huo Hei!"
Suddenly, the Taoist shouted loudly, jumped up, and the mahogany sword stabbed at the void like that!
The sword is fierce and fierce, it contains not only the fierceness of slaying demons and demons, but also the heart of steel that takes the safety of the world as its own responsibility!
Immediately he fell down, leaned slightly, and a look of pain flashed across his face.
I didn't find a good landing posture, and I sprained my ankle...
puff--
Seeing this scene, Qin Feng couldn't help but spit out, the sound was like farting.
Although I know this guy is a fake, but this operation...is it amateurish?
The Taoist squatted, with one hand propped on the ground, frowning tightly, beads of sweat suddenly formed on his forehead.
There were bursts of pain in his ankle, and it was already unbearable to not move. If he moved, he might not even be able to squat.
Several so-called fellow Taoists rushed over to help the Taoist.
"Taoist, are you alright?" Xie Bin asked with concern.
The Taoist was arranged to sit on a chair, and shouted at the top of his voice: "There is a big murder in your family, there is a big murder!"
Everyone's face immediately turned pale, Xie Bin quickly asked: "Taoist, what do you mean by that?"
The Taoist seemed to be jealous, but in fact it was just that the fellow Taoists rubbed his feet so hard that the pain was unbearable.
He swallowed all the pain in his stomach, and said with difficulty: "Your family is haunted by evil spirits. Pindao just fought with the evil spirits. Unexpectedly, he was accidentally attacked by the evil spirits. Let everyone see a joke."
Qin Feng almost spit it out again, I'm going to go, even this kind of nonsense can be made up, it is really a talent.
But this kind of nonsense was believed by the Xie family. They looked around one by one, with a strong look of fear on their faces, as if they wanted to see through the void and see the evil spirit in the Taoist's mouth with their own eyes.
Xie Bin's lips trembled slightly, and even his voice trembled, he asked: "Then, what should we do now!"
After being massaged and applied by fellow Taoists, the Taoist’s pain eased a lot, and the ferocious expression on his face gradually calmed down. He raised his hand and said, “Don’t be afraid, that ghost is evil, but it’s a poor way to subdue demons and eliminate demons.” As long as there is a poor Taoist today, he will definitely subdue him!"
Xie Bin hurriedly bowed and said, "Then there will be Taoist Lao. As long as the Taoist can eliminate the disaster for our family, I will thank someone very much!"
The Taoist shook his head and said: "Don't mention money to the poor Taoist. The poor Taoist has never touched money and has no interest in money. As long as the benefactors believe in the poor Taoist, the poor Taoist will be satisfied."
He glanced at Qin Feng intentionally or unintentionally, and said in a strange tone: "It's just that when someone was injured in Pindao just now, someone laughed out loud, which really chills Pindao."
Everyone looked at Qin Feng one after another, and they all heard Qin Feng's chuckle before.
Someone in the crowd blamed it.
(End of this chapter)
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