Chapter 74
"The poor Taoist would be more respectful than obedient." Taoist Xuanyue smiled slightly, picked up the wine glass and drank it down.
"Okay! This person looks thin and small, but he is very cheerful! I like cheerful people!" Jiu Hao patted Taoist Xuan Yue's shoulder hard and said with a smile, his huge slap slapped Taoist Xuan Yue's thin body Looking at it, the viewers couldn't help worrying whether Taoist Xuanyue would be blown away by Jiuhao...
But Taoist Xuanyue was not so vulnerable. Instead, he stood still, nodded and said with a smile: "Where, fellow Daoist, you are overwhelmed."
"Come on, brother and sister, I want to have a drink with you too!" Jiu Hao then turned to Ye Ziqi.
"I can't drink too much, let's take a sip, or I won't be able to sit at the end." Ye Ziqi pursed her lips and smiled.
The scene finally became lively under the agitation of Jiu Hao, and Yan Huang felt that his original goal was now somewhat accomplished.Eating fresh ginseng fruit and spiritual food with friends in the cultivation world, tasting delicious immortal wine, chatting and drinking, this deserted yard is also bustling like never before, and at this moment he is extremely satisfied.
He originally wanted to live this kind of life in the world of mortals, but unfortunately in the world of adults, friendship is mostly linked to interests, so in the end this kind of life was realized in this way.
Everyone chatted while eating, but the alcohol content of ginseng fruit wine was still too high. After a while, everyone on the scene passed out drunk, leaving only Yan Huang, Taoist Xuanyue, Fairy Shenmu and Jiuhao on the field. Taoist Moon seemed to be the same as Yan Huang, completely unaffected by alcohol.
"I didn't expect that the master and fairy's drinking power is so good." Yan Huang asked with interest.
"That's not true." Taoist Xuanyue smiled, and Shen Yuan explained: "Because at our level, the body is basically replaced by aura, and only the aura will be absorbed by the food we eat, and the rest will be dissolved. "
"So it's like this... so I'm the only one who can drink?" Yan Huang suddenly realized, and Jiuhao sighed regretfully beside him: "Oh, it must be very hard, right? Sometimes I want to get drunk to forget It sure sucks when you can't forget something."
"After practicing for a long time, some things will be forgotten even if you don't need to get drunk." Shen Yuan took a sip of the wine and sighed, "At that time, it's not that you want to forget, but that you can't do it even if you want to remember it. arrive."
Shen Yuan's words were a little sad, and Yan Huang couldn't help asking: "How long has the fairy cultivated?"
"More than 500 years." Shen Yuan thought for a while and replied, "I can't remember the specifics."
"Then what was the reason why you cultivated in the first place, fairy?" Yan Huang asked curiously. This question is always what interests him the most. He especially wants to find out why these cultivators have embarked on this lonely road. .
"The reason..." Shen Yuan lowered her eyelids and pondered for a while and replied, "It's been too long, I don't really remember it."
Yan Huang knew that the other party might want to decline, so he stopped asking.
"So, I heard everyone say that Master Xuanyue is about to ascend, right?" Yan Huang asked.
"Well..." Taoist Xuanyue held the wine glass and hesitated for a while before replying: "That's true."
"Really? I always feel a little pity. I finally made friends with the master, but the result is that I am about to pass the catastrophe and become an immortal." Yan Huang sighed, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, but although he was a little melancholy, the wine in the glass The wine is still sweet.
"You don't have to worry about Layman Yan. The poor Taoist priest will find a way to postpone the matter of crossing the catastrophe." Taoist Xuanyue replied with a smile.
"Can this still be controlled?" Yan Huang was a little surprised.
Xuanyue Taoist thought for a while, and then said seriously: "Generally speaking, it is similar to defecation. You will feel it when it is about to come, but you can also hold it in and let it come later until you can't hold it anymore." Here we come."
"Pfft..." Taoist Xuanyue, who is usually very serious and serious, used such a vulgar but vivid metaphor at this time. Yan Huang couldn't hold back his laughter. Taoist Xuanyue asked curiously: "Poverty Taoist?" Did you say something ridiculous?"
"No!" Yan Huang quickly waved his hands, "It's the master's analogy that is very interesting, I was amused by the master."
"Ah, that's it." Taoist Xuanyue suddenly understood, and Yan Huang smiled: "Master is indeed very interesting."
"Jushi Yan is the first person to say that." Taoist Xuan Yue smiled and lowered his head, feeling a little embarrassed, "Originally, I am a poor Taoist who only cultivates Taoism with no distractions. He has no worries in this mortal world. This is the only way to overcome the tribulation. I also plan to have a quick victory. But since I got to know Jushi Yan and Jushi Ye, I can't help but start to miss this mortal world."
"I also think that I won't be able to see the master after crossing the catastrophe and ascending to immortality. I always feel a little lonely." Yan Huang sighed.
"Jushi Yan, don't worry. For a poor Taoist, it can take as short as ten years or as long as decades to overcome the tribulation. For ordinary people like Jushi Yan, it still takes a long time." Taoist Xuan Yue said lightly. He waved the whisk in his hand and smiled.
"That's really great." Yan Huang smiled, "When my girlfriend and I get married in the future, the master must give him a face. Also, when my child with Qiqi is born, the master can also hug him personally TA."
"This... If laymen don't dislike it..." Xuanyue Taoist scratched his head in shame and smiled, "Poverty Taoist is really dull in these ways of the world, I'm afraid it will offend the two laymen."
"No, no." Yan Huang said with a smile, and handed the wine glass to Taoist Xuanyue. The two took a sip, and Yan Huang turned to Shen Yuan and asked, "In other words, the lifespan of a cultivator is endless. Is it?"
"Every time you break through a realm, your lifespan will increase." Shen Yuan shook her head, "If you don't break through the realm after taking too long, you will also die of old age, and your organs will fail, just like ordinary people."
"That's right, after all, cultivation is to replace one's own body with aura." Yan Huang thought to himself, and took another sip of wine.
"Ah..." At this time, Jiuhao poured the last drop of wine into the glass, and said with a smile, "I've finished both gourds of wine."
"Brother, why don't you spend the night here today?" Yan Huang asked tentatively, "Anyway, with Master Xuanyue and Fairy Shenmu here, the things attracted by the aura on your body shouldn't be something to be afraid of."
"Ah—that's true. But it's so lively here, I can't help but want to drink another round." Jiuhao wiped his nose with his index finger and grinned, then took it out of the bag A wine gourd, "Oh, Sajia's collection..."
"This fellow Taoist..." Shen Yuan frowned suddenly, "This wine, could it be..."
"It's so evil." Xuanyue Taoist also lost the smile on his face, but he was still very calm.
"Hey, these are the filthy wines that the Sajia caught in the past. You'd better not drink them." When Jiu Hao said this, his eyes suddenly became sharp, "After all, I don't have the qualifications of the two of you, and I still want to cultivate Zhengguo, sometimes you just have to take a little risk."
(End of this chapter)
"The poor Taoist would be more respectful than obedient." Taoist Xuanyue smiled slightly, picked up the wine glass and drank it down.
"Okay! This person looks thin and small, but he is very cheerful! I like cheerful people!" Jiu Hao patted Taoist Xuan Yue's shoulder hard and said with a smile, his huge slap slapped Taoist Xuan Yue's thin body Looking at it, the viewers couldn't help worrying whether Taoist Xuanyue would be blown away by Jiuhao...
But Taoist Xuanyue was not so vulnerable. Instead, he stood still, nodded and said with a smile: "Where, fellow Daoist, you are overwhelmed."
"Come on, brother and sister, I want to have a drink with you too!" Jiu Hao then turned to Ye Ziqi.
"I can't drink too much, let's take a sip, or I won't be able to sit at the end." Ye Ziqi pursed her lips and smiled.
The scene finally became lively under the agitation of Jiu Hao, and Yan Huang felt that his original goal was now somewhat accomplished.Eating fresh ginseng fruit and spiritual food with friends in the cultivation world, tasting delicious immortal wine, chatting and drinking, this deserted yard is also bustling like never before, and at this moment he is extremely satisfied.
He originally wanted to live this kind of life in the world of mortals, but unfortunately in the world of adults, friendship is mostly linked to interests, so in the end this kind of life was realized in this way.
Everyone chatted while eating, but the alcohol content of ginseng fruit wine was still too high. After a while, everyone on the scene passed out drunk, leaving only Yan Huang, Taoist Xuanyue, Fairy Shenmu and Jiuhao on the field. Taoist Moon seemed to be the same as Yan Huang, completely unaffected by alcohol.
"I didn't expect that the master and fairy's drinking power is so good." Yan Huang asked with interest.
"That's not true." Taoist Xuanyue smiled, and Shen Yuan explained: "Because at our level, the body is basically replaced by aura, and only the aura will be absorbed by the food we eat, and the rest will be dissolved. "
"So it's like this... so I'm the only one who can drink?" Yan Huang suddenly realized, and Jiuhao sighed regretfully beside him: "Oh, it must be very hard, right? Sometimes I want to get drunk to forget It sure sucks when you can't forget something."
"After practicing for a long time, some things will be forgotten even if you don't need to get drunk." Shen Yuan took a sip of the wine and sighed, "At that time, it's not that you want to forget, but that you can't do it even if you want to remember it. arrive."
Shen Yuan's words were a little sad, and Yan Huang couldn't help asking: "How long has the fairy cultivated?"
"More than 500 years." Shen Yuan thought for a while and replied, "I can't remember the specifics."
"Then what was the reason why you cultivated in the first place, fairy?" Yan Huang asked curiously. This question is always what interests him the most. He especially wants to find out why these cultivators have embarked on this lonely road. .
"The reason..." Shen Yuan lowered her eyelids and pondered for a while and replied, "It's been too long, I don't really remember it."
Yan Huang knew that the other party might want to decline, so he stopped asking.
"So, I heard everyone say that Master Xuanyue is about to ascend, right?" Yan Huang asked.
"Well..." Taoist Xuanyue held the wine glass and hesitated for a while before replying: "That's true."
"Really? I always feel a little pity. I finally made friends with the master, but the result is that I am about to pass the catastrophe and become an immortal." Yan Huang sighed, picked up the wine glass and took a sip, but although he was a little melancholy, the wine in the glass The wine is still sweet.
"You don't have to worry about Layman Yan. The poor Taoist priest will find a way to postpone the matter of crossing the catastrophe." Taoist Xuanyue replied with a smile.
"Can this still be controlled?" Yan Huang was a little surprised.
Xuanyue Taoist thought for a while, and then said seriously: "Generally speaking, it is similar to defecation. You will feel it when it is about to come, but you can also hold it in and let it come later until you can't hold it anymore." Here we come."
"Pfft..." Taoist Xuanyue, who is usually very serious and serious, used such a vulgar but vivid metaphor at this time. Yan Huang couldn't hold back his laughter. Taoist Xuanyue asked curiously: "Poverty Taoist?" Did you say something ridiculous?"
"No!" Yan Huang quickly waved his hands, "It's the master's analogy that is very interesting, I was amused by the master."
"Ah, that's it." Taoist Xuanyue suddenly understood, and Yan Huang smiled: "Master is indeed very interesting."
"Jushi Yan is the first person to say that." Taoist Xuan Yue smiled and lowered his head, feeling a little embarrassed, "Originally, I am a poor Taoist who only cultivates Taoism with no distractions. He has no worries in this mortal world. This is the only way to overcome the tribulation. I also plan to have a quick victory. But since I got to know Jushi Yan and Jushi Ye, I can't help but start to miss this mortal world."
"I also think that I won't be able to see the master after crossing the catastrophe and ascending to immortality. I always feel a little lonely." Yan Huang sighed.
"Jushi Yan, don't worry. For a poor Taoist, it can take as short as ten years or as long as decades to overcome the tribulation. For ordinary people like Jushi Yan, it still takes a long time." Taoist Xuan Yue said lightly. He waved the whisk in his hand and smiled.
"That's really great." Yan Huang smiled, "When my girlfriend and I get married in the future, the master must give him a face. Also, when my child with Qiqi is born, the master can also hug him personally TA."
"This... If laymen don't dislike it..." Xuanyue Taoist scratched his head in shame and smiled, "Poverty Taoist is really dull in these ways of the world, I'm afraid it will offend the two laymen."
"No, no." Yan Huang said with a smile, and handed the wine glass to Taoist Xuanyue. The two took a sip, and Yan Huang turned to Shen Yuan and asked, "In other words, the lifespan of a cultivator is endless. Is it?"
"Every time you break through a realm, your lifespan will increase." Shen Yuan shook her head, "If you don't break through the realm after taking too long, you will also die of old age, and your organs will fail, just like ordinary people."
"That's right, after all, cultivation is to replace one's own body with aura." Yan Huang thought to himself, and took another sip of wine.
"Ah..." At this time, Jiuhao poured the last drop of wine into the glass, and said with a smile, "I've finished both gourds of wine."
"Brother, why don't you spend the night here today?" Yan Huang asked tentatively, "Anyway, with Master Xuanyue and Fairy Shenmu here, the things attracted by the aura on your body shouldn't be something to be afraid of."
"Ah—that's true. But it's so lively here, I can't help but want to drink another round." Jiuhao wiped his nose with his index finger and grinned, then took it out of the bag A wine gourd, "Oh, Sajia's collection..."
"This fellow Taoist..." Shen Yuan frowned suddenly, "This wine, could it be..."
"It's so evil." Xuanyue Taoist also lost the smile on his face, but he was still very calm.
"Hey, these are the filthy wines that the Sajia caught in the past. You'd better not drink them." When Jiu Hao said this, his eyes suddenly became sharp, "After all, I don't have the qualifications of the two of you, and I still want to cultivate Zhengguo, sometimes you just have to take a little risk."
(End of this chapter)
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