big communicator

Chapter 52
Qin Xiaoyu was awakened by the tail of the cactus.

As soon as I opened my eyes, I felt that the area from the mouth to the chest was warm, and a fluffy object was moving on my face from time to time.

When I woke up, it was a cactus.

At this moment, it was lying on Qin Xiaoyu's body in a shameful butt-to-mouth position, soundly sleeping, and didn't care about Qin Xiaoyu's life or death underneath him at all.

After enjoying the crisp and numb massage for more than a minute, Qin Xiaoyu finally made up his mind and decided to get up.

Who do you look down on!Although this posture is inexplicably comfortable, he also has a temper.

What's the matter with your posture?What does it mean to put your ass on my mouth?Are you humiliating me?Does a shit shoveler have no dignity!
It's no wonder that I always feel short of breath when I sleep recently, and my feelings are suppressed by the cactus.

It has to be said that during the past few days in the Qin family, the cactus has indeed gained a lot of weight. The once mighty little tiger has a tendency to develop in the direction of a pig.

Taking the cactus away from his body, Qin Xiaoyu couldn't help but slapped him on the buttocks. This guy really went too far. He actually did such indecent things while he was asleep.

Don't think that if you look sexy, I won't hit you.

"Huh?" After being slapped by Qin Xiaoyu, the cactus woke up in a daze.

Yesterday when Qin Xiaoyu was sleeping, he went out for something, and he didn’t come back until 02:30 in the middle of the night. He wanted to wake Qin Xiaoyu to move his pillow, but this guy was so addicted to dreams that he ignored him and searched for nothing. You can only choose to wrong yourself.

"I was awakened by you," Qin Xiaoyu said, glancing at the cactus faintly, "can you pay attention to your identity when you sleep? Don't climb up when you see a position, and stuff the hair in my mouth. "

In order to show the seriousness of the matter, after saying these words, Qin Xiaoyu deliberately coughed a few times to prove that the cactus made him very uncomfortable.

"I don't want to either." Stretching his limbs on the bed, Cactus said helplessly, "You talk in your sleep, it's so noisy that I can't sleep, so I had to gag your mouth."

After listening to the cactus, Qin Xiaoyu was instantly depressed. Why was he talking in sleep again? Did he think that the embarrassment he made in front of his mother last time was not big enough?

Scratching his head on the bed and looking at the cactus for a while, Qin Xiaoyu asked, "Are you sure you heard right?"

"That's right, that's what you said."

"Could it be you dreaming?" Qin Xiaoyu asked.

"What do you think?" Cactus replied.

"Then what did I say?"

Qin Xiaoyu was a little worried that he had leaked the auxiliary system. Although the other party was just a cat, everything had changed since he met Ding Daqiao.

"I didn't pay attention, just said a few words, I blocked it with my butt, and you licked me a few times"

"Fuck."

This was the most serious teeth brushing that Qin Xiaoyu had done in the past [-] years. The more he brushed, the more disgusting he felt. In the end, he went to work energetically without even having breakfast.

I haven't tasted the mouth of the world's delicacies yet, so I was ruined by a kitten.

On the way to the company by bicycle, Qin Xiaoyu pedaled extra hard. Usually, when passing by the breakfast shop, no matter whether he had eaten breakfast or not, he would deliberately slow down the speed and smell it, but today it changed. He rode faster as if he was drunk.

The morning smell is the most charming, it's all fake, and when you feel it carefully, you can even feel that the air you breathe is mixed with a cat smell.

This wave of cactus operations is indeed possible!
Quickly coming to the gate of the park, Qin Xiaoyu parked his bicycle feebly. Seeing that it was still early, he was not in a hurry to go up, thinking about getting a good breath downstairs first.

A week after joining the job, Qin Xiaoyu finally got his own employee card. Unlike when he first joined the job, he is now free.

After taking out his mobile phone and calling a card, Qin Xiaoyu squatted under the big crooked neck tree at the entrance of the park and started a daze. He came earlier than usual today, and there were few people on the whole road.

He used to enjoy this kind of tranquility before going to work. Looking at the building known as the 5A office environment, he seemed to be a soldier who was about to enter the battlefield.

I was so disturbed by the cactus today, I can't find the emotion I had before.

Just in a daze, Qin Xiaoyu saw a bird flying from a distance. After landing on the ground, he didn't look for food, so he jumped back and forth on the blind path with figure splayed steps for dozens of seconds. After that, he started to shout loudly at the intersection: "I hit it, I hit it."

Qin Xiaoyu was confused.

After staring at the little bird for a long time, Qin Xiaoyu still couldn't recognize his name.

He has limited knowledge and can distinguish only a handful of birds, and he is lazy to talk, so he continues to maintain a motionless posture and watch quietly.

What nonsense is this little black bird talking about in the morning, bumped?I also said you were abducted.

After calling a few times on the blind path, the falling bird did not leave. When it found Qin Xiaoyu staring at him, it even cried more cheerfully. It didn't spread its wings and flew into the air until someone else came over. .

Not long after flying away, Qin Xiaoyu saw two extremely fast shared bicycles colliding intimately at the intersection ahead.

What a hit!
"This crow can predict!" Looking at the two people who fell to the ground at the crossroads, Qin Xiaoyu immediately stood up, it's amazing, the rumors turned out to be true.

Qin Xiaoyu was not sure that the bird just now was a crow, but he suddenly remembered the name after seeing two shared bicycles collide.

Doesn't the crow in the legend represent the unknown?

"Fool, I'm a magpie!" Just as Qin Xiaoyu shouted because of the bird's successful prediction, an angry voice suddenly came from above his head, which was from the bird he thought was a crow.

He raised his head and searched the surrounding trees, but Qin Xiaoyu didn't find the magpie. The shade of the trees was so thick that he couldn't see where it was.

"Doesn't the magpie symbolize a good thing? Is it a good thing?" After searching for nothing, Qin Xiaoyu stood under the tree and said, is there such a good thing?

The two people at the crossroads haven't got up yet, and it looks like they hit hard.

"I can't explain it to you. You'll understand after the police deal with it," Magpie said.

"The learning of camouflage is officially started, please approach the learning area in time, current progress: 0"

As the magpie's voice came again, another reminder sounded in Qin Xiaoyu's mind.

This will not be a good thing.

Looking at the two people still lying at the intersection, Qin Xiaoyu felt that he should call the police first.

(End of this chapter)